What do we say to the God of Death?

i maek poopies en mah pants!

You're god damn right. Fuck religion. They pushed it down our throats for thousands of years, and even killed people who refused to believe.
I'll take any opportunity I can to shit on retards playing pretend.

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NOT TODAY
>:D

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Yes there is. And you will be Judged.

It's real tho. And you will go back to God and become one of His Messengers.

'sup

Please kill david and dan

"Let's wrap this up, I gotta go do Star Wars."

clean your penis

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hurry the fuck up

Judged, eh? The only one doing the judging will be me. I would never follow a piece of shit scumbag that condones slavery, rape, and pedophilia, thinks of women as property, and homosexuality as evil.

If the God of Abraham does exist, I will spit in his faggot face. Then he'd pull a temper tantrum and send me to hell, like the childish man made creation he is.

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Arya's going to be in the new Star Wars? Lesbo scene with Daisy??

It doesn't matter. We were as it were "planted" here by God and he will Harvest our Souls as a gardener pulls a head of cabbage out of the ground.

>send me to hell,
Imagine an eternity of searing pain and rage user. Think before you call for this option.

You're an overrated, punk bitch.

"You took your damned sweet time getting here."

Better will be if you die

And what if your version of the God of Abraham is incorrect, fool? Both the Jews and the Muslims believe in the exact same god. You have a 33.3% chance of being correct, just with those religions.
If there was an all knowing all powerful creator of literally everything, he'd be almost emotionless, like Bran was portrayed in GoT. He wouldn't give a flying fuck if we believed in him or not. Jealousy and anger are petty human emotions that would serve an all powerful being absolutely no purpose.

>Ep 9 final scene
>Rey stabs Kylo Ren with her saber
>rips off face, its Arya

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Oh no, eternal suffering and pain! I'm sure the children of Yemen surely wish they believed in the Christian version of Santa.

This planet is a living hell as long as the 3 main religions keep slaughtering each other, like the subhuman barbarians they are.

kek

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WATCH THIS 360 NO SCOPE

>What do we say to the God of Death?
i dont say nothing, i show him the dick

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It must be sad having your entire life dictated by bronze age rules.

The entire last season of GoT sucked.
But hey, at least it taught us a good lesson.

>the last of a (((special))) tribe exiled to the desert.
>woman gathers up literal army of shitskins
>woman returns to burn down white country and let her swarm of shitskins rape and pillage
>eventually, the threat is finally ended by white men, once he sees past the pretty face to the soulless abomination within.

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reported for underage ban

Pedophile priest perhaps?

>bronze age rules.
Under a Christian Theocracy we will reduce our dependency on technology until we are once again an agrarian society.

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There will be basic infrastructure at the government level but not for the Faithful. High ranking priests and dignitaries may still need to use road and air travel.

faggot thanks for ruining the thread

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