Tell me what to do to myself Yea Forums

tell me what to do to myself Yea Forums

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Cut your dick off

something a little less permanent for now would be nice

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Who locked you

just me :/
no one to have fun with atm

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buuuuump

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Kik

dont have one :c

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Cut your hair and go back to school!

i already did that :c

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Yea Forumss feeling really un-creative today huh..

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last bump before i brush my teeth...
best one i got so far

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Got any cool plugs?

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take the largest dildo you have and take it all the way in your throat

yea, kind of?
i've got a big ass one thats a little out of commission
i've got a little one with a black jewel (which is real cute)
and i've got one with a tail that i wouldn't really say i'm into but got for this online sissy school thing

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Write slut, whore, faggot, cum dump, fuck meat, cocksucker, on your body with sharpie

Put the cute one in your mouth and write "Succ Hole on your cheek, the time stamp on your cheek too. Blur the rest of your face.
Sound good?

i literally couldn't fit it, but i could try for the longest?

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take a pic of your attempy

Post vid of you shitting

mind if i write that on paper? i've gotta go to work soonish...

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You disappoint me, but fine.
Return the favor later. (Crayola washable markers work great for this, have a good time out tonight.)

post vid of you on pornhub. and share link

Post a nice hot log