What would you do with a trillion dollars?

Pizza

See id do this but with humans.

Open a Roth IRA

Use what I know to cure millions of people of pollen allergies and asthma. Yes, cure. I know because I am cured of those as well after 20+ years. Thought about starting a gofundme page but claiming a medical breakthrough with just 1 example is not a good idea.

gay, they'll find a way to scam you out of your money like pregnancy, stealing or pressuring you to marry and divorce them

Probably shitpost on Yea Forums from an expensive computer.

faggot

You have much to teach us.

Had the same thought

I dont think you understand. Itd be more of these chicks were bred to be fuck toys. All they know, their entire lives are just to be fuck toys.

That takes so fucking long to brainwash and raise children to be fucktoys plus all the human rights fags would be in your ass when they found out. Anime bitches are hotter and you can get them in like a week and exchange them anytime you want plus theres always the off chance one of your girls develops a desire for freedom

I would buy an entire slave harem of sexy girls

You only need about 20 bucks for that

The initial batch would be good to go from the wild. And any problem stock youd just dispose of. A trillion dollars would get you a loyal army of people at your disposal. They'd have nutritionists, trainers. Fuck professionals. Whole nine.

Then the breeding and development department would get the best eggs sperm to make the hottest chicks. With different variants each time. The research and experimental department would make up new augments and present them to me every month.

Go to casino

You'd have to wait several years for the new ones to be ready and mine would come within a week of me giving a design that I personally came up with or selected, no leaving it up to natures chance. Also that costs more money than sex dolls do, money you could be spending on drugs. Also you wouldn't have anyone to talk to because they would all be retarded and only think about sex, the dolls can have any personality I want and still be madly in love with me.

Buy the Olsen twins, and a private beach

Not show you my tax returns....oh shit, I don’t have to do that anyway

Make black panther white and watch nigs go ape

rofl

Nothing, money is useless at that point...

be a partner in the Federal Reserve System

be a high ranking member of the Illuminati

play the Illuminati card game with the world real time

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Hunt down and kill every Yea Forums shill and return this place to its former glory

Two chicks at the same time, man

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buy 1 billion Apple display stands

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a trillion cheeseburgers

fuck ur whole family, right in the pussy

Buy an island or a huge chunk of land with decent resources.
Build living compounds.
Build airport.
Build port.
Spas and gyms everywhere.
Invite all my favorite people and music artists to live or vacation there for free.
Focus on music production all the time.
Learn to program real time fractal generators and find a way to sync that with music performances.
Throw a big party there every other month - fly people there for free.
Hire data scientists and industrial engineers and other specialists as needed - give them free living quarters.
Have them pursue my product ideas or form teams to try their own product ideas.
Try alternate sleep cycles to have more time everyday to play/produce music.
Have smooth roads so I can roller blade everywhere.

Dump sand on a reef start my own kingdom ally with Iran North Korea Syria Russia and Cuba then annex micronesia

Realistically, I would invest locally. I would start small, assuming I would have the time considering I'm only 25. Then I would grow bigger. Next step being the hemp industry, because that will be/is a booming business. Then continue on to manufacturing of construction materials, and then finally, space. By then, I would I hope I'm am almost of natural dying age and have raised my kin well enough to be smart with money like I hypothetically have.

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>Have smooth roads so I can roller blade everywhere.

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Buy a small house or even rent an apartment. Invest a few billion of it and live off the proceeds: I don't have expensive tastes. Use the remainder to finance political causes around the world that I sympathize with.

give it to area 51 to see an alien. You cant give him your name or they might crystallize your lungs they can read your minds so you cant even think it.

Buy Google and redirect it here

Build a temple to whatever god gave me a trillion dollars

Idfk, waste it?

Down payment on the border wall. And maybe a big bag of weed just to treat myself.

Bet it all on black 1 roll

I'd buy Trump and use his orange asshole as my cigarette tray.

First I would give a large chunk of it to charity (50-55)%
Then I’d invest the money into something reliable
Lastly I’d like to buy properties all over the world so I can travel to new places

Donate a billion dollars for taxes. Buy a reasonably accomadating mansion and one or two cars for myself. One luxury one daily driver. But a reasonable one in case I end up crashing it. Purchase as much of the Dow as I can in Hope's of changing the color of every pill to a beige or brown. And I would sponsor my own festival or something of that sort to cancel out any negative effects of any drugs I might be using to pass the time

Buy a house and a car.
Pay for my medical bills.
Invest.
Make animal shelters in countries where they're needed i.e shitholes
Start some companies.

I would build a self-sufficient, off-grid compound in a very remote location. It would have a massive underground bunker, 100 acres of farmland, a greenhouse, fruit trees, giant solar and wind systems, satellite phones, and a batting cage. It wouldn’t have irritating people anywhere near it. I would have a rock concert venue and about $20M worth of guitars, amps, p.a. system, drums, and keyboards...all underground. I would have a runway for my private aircraft and a hangar. I would only invite a select few people in at times I choose. Oh yeah, and a movie theatre, a malt shop, and a pit barbecue. Of course, there would also be a lake fully stocked with fish. Finally, I would hire Van Halen to play my birthday party every year.

Wish for more wishes

Fund scientists to develop a way to stop climate change and begin reversing its effects.

Pay all the taxes in my state **Texas** for the next 5-6 years, giving everyone a 100% tax break..

I'd be curious to see what happens with extra income.

Give you a million dollars for this quality thread.

Live like a real straight man in an Arab country that has no extradition to American justice

Eat the best food in the world and Russian wife. Marry a virgin.

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Buy all available Bitcoin $139.91b
Buy real estate
Buy Art(ifacts) FU(|{ @rt!
Buy the "cable news network"
Burn it all!
$ell gold, slavery, suppression, oppression and expose the truth.
dark to Light
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my kind of humor here

>invest a some millions immediately, and wisely, so that I'll keep making money my whole life
>pay to have every problem with my mother's house fixed
>help the rest of my immediate family with anything they really need help with
>replace my instruments with great quality ones
>buy a big chunk of land and have a cabin built
>keep putting money into ideas/causes that I'm into

Hire a guy to act as my proxy and go about contacting local business owners of places I despise inquiring on purchasing their businesses. Go through the proper legal methods of acquiring said businesses, then after the deal is made shut them down for 'renovations' while hyping up a nex concept.

Six months later sell the places for cheap to niggers or indians.