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bye
Bye bye
Hello there
How was your day?
Claiming Otonashi Saya
or closest thing to it
Or Gally from GUNM
(Alita, from Battle Angel Alita)
Whichever has the closest real life analogue.
OK taking a sleep.
Let hope this time I don't have a surreal dream about abandonment.
Bye
What?
Either way why do you love her?
Reminder.
Come out, come out, my little stalker~
Oh he's already here
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Nigger faggot, tfu.
"Let me have your black cock"
"I'm a psycho"
"Its hard to not look at my brothers cock because of how big it is"
"I'm not ashamed of above caps"
Good thing i didnt sleep yet.
Why do i love her?
That is a long story. But a simple one. But it is hard to explain.
I've loved her a long time. It actually makes me somewhat crazy. Also, it is thibg of need, and not simply a want. Its complicated. It's like a missing part of an equation, or like, component in a machine. Or like... Like a puzzle piece that is nessessary.
Like a balance. Oh I cant explain it. Its been like this since like 2006.
Literally a nigger faggot.
That's hot.
thing*
damned typos...
What am I looking at here?
Trick question. The inside of my left eyelid.
>this is literally the highlight of NF-user's day
Maybe if you're a nigger lover.
Nigger faggot, tfu.
No.
HO HO HO?!
>Pic related.
Well that is sweet and cute
Your waifu is adorable and she would definetely love you
Well that was unexpected
Getting warmer.
I sure hope so.
Ok sleep time now
Or an attempt, now that this is on my mind...
What the heck is going on
This guy lost his mind
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Maybe if you accepted his love this would of never happened
We dated for a week and he was so fucking negative all the time
I didn't want to be around someone like that
Nigger faggot, tfu.
"We dated" LUL
Love makes you do crazy things
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Who is the bigger nigger faggot¡
Can't spell sono without nigger faggot. Guess I win out.
Good thing you got out when you did he's crazy stalker type most likely would've hurt you
Thanks for the cool voiceover stuff. Thanks. Ok now i need a dessert and a sleep.
Who are you guys talking about?
Night night
Sleep well
sweet summer child
Good morning I hate men
>itt he samefags
>defense increased by 300%
He's even more racist than he is in threads. He tries to many everyone around him miserable
NF-user
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Thanks.
I think ill have a Klondike bar.
Might help me sleep. If I sleep.
> He tries to many everyone around him miserable
Wat?
No i dont talk to myself.
When i link a post, its to respond to someone, or to continue a sentence.
..oh
filthy misandrist
I didn't mean to tag you. That's all.
Good morning(?)
How are you feeling now?
Have you been the one calling me?
i want to be blood-chan's fren
Absolutely the worst you were too kind to date him for a week maybe one day he'll become happy with himself
Lol ok gn
Life sucks, you work at mcdonalds and then you die.
I can't do anything because I live in the middle of nowhere and I don't have a car
My parents neglected to give me an education and society doesn't know I exist
Everyting I do is just a massive cope tbh
>7979
Make*
noh >:(
Nice eyebrows
Nigger faggot, tfu.
source
This is dumb, and you're retarded.
Oh I see...
Wait is that from a song or...?
why can't we be frens? :(
Show him your bbc and you'll be friends in no time.
Okay, that wasn't funny at all.
frens only want my money >:(
No I wrote that
I waa just venting
Don't give up
shut up nigger faggot
Nothing you say is funny. Its just sad
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Stay mad anc COPE, bitch.
i didn't even know you had money :(
i just want to get to know you because i hear about you a lot and i bet you're way nicer than people think :)
Venting?
Anyway nice writting
How did you make it?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Good dog. Stay quiet there.
thanks
I never have any money (︶︿︶ )
What do you mean?
I just said what I am feeling
>801509407
Nigger faggot, tfu.
maybe i can give u some money :)
Nothing, forget about it
Did you enjoy your day?
He's really really nice one of the better claimers everyone tells lies about them which is saddening
what's your favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Never >:(
Noooo you're ruining my name
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Nigger faggot, tfu.
aww, well, how about we just chat for a bit, then? :)
what are you up to right now?
He's still talking with himself lol
>as though their name could be any more ruined
Nothing really happened
I'm neutral on it
I don't know, sadly probably something like browsing Yea Forums or listening to music, at least it seems that way
Ummm nothing much, I'm at work and I have to leave in a few minutes...
:
You are such a good person tho
oh, that means you'll be able to kick back and relax pretty soon!
i'm watching some dave rubin highlights
Well at least nothing bad happened to you
Anyway goodnight for all of you
Hope everyone had a nice day
goodnight
Yea Forums can be very entertaining, there is nothing sad about that. And too much of it will not hurt you because you can learn something new every day
What music do you listen to?
nooo ;~;
Oh no I mean I have to leave the office to go on patrol all night
I get home at like 3am lol
ohhh, ok, sorry about that
i bet you'll do a good job!
i'm still just watching youtube... lol watching ben shapiro own libs is so satisfying! :)
Its okay!
I always do my best
Ohhh ben talks too fast
I think he's on drugs...
um, bye user~
You are
Bye
mhm!
oh, he's just really smart! at least, smarter than any leftist i've ever met lol
bye bye!~
>What music do you listen to?
uhhh
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
stuff
claim
Yuu's a cutie
Tumblr fag, bet you’re a TERF, too.
Shizuzuzuzuzuzuzuzuzuzuzu!
Hi there crash. How's it going?
Why is my new nickname crash?!
And it's going alright. I killed myself yesterday with running, and my legs hurt like hell now.... although I think it was the 20 situps that really got me, since it's my back that's hurting more than anything. Other than that, easy but hectic day at work, just had some steaks, gunna have a bit of candy, and maybe go for a quick walk around the block once or twice. Gotta burn off this small belly I'm starting to get.
How bout you?
here again
nigger faggot, tfu
i like her peek over the corner
i really like this image
I wonder?
Trying and failing to nap. The usual ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
what about me :(
Still think you're a baby for struggling with 20 situps
You never seem to actually nap
I haven't a clue, I'm now 2 cars in since my last crash, and the last one wasn't even me!
RIP. Have you tried sleeping harder?
Tell me about it. Also hi.
I was wondering if i misunderstood that... 20 situps making you sore seems...
The answer is because it's fun to bully you.
I could, but then i'd have to stop posting, and that's no good at all.
And that reminds me, how do i bully Lucia?
oh shoot, i'm sorry! hello a lots! please don't feel bad!
Yeah, he's a baby that can't even do 20.
Bite me before I make you come running with me.
Okay, to give context, that 20 sit ups came after a mile and a half run that i did in less than 20 minutes. And do note, I am terribly unfit and always have been. But I'm working on it now! (Plus, if it was just that, I'd be fine. But combine that with a physically demanding job and you'll just end up sore at the end of the day)
Oh, that's easy. Just call her cat ghey and then bully her about how she can't capture a cactus.
I mean, I'll bite you without the running but y'know.
Also, my cat is a butthole and it wasn't the cactus I couldn't capture. It was a Sigilyph
Fair enough i suppose. At least you're working on it, i'll give you a pass.
Can't capture a cactus? Is that a final fantasy thing or...?
Oh pokemon.
How hard is it to catch a pokemon? I could get it if it was a shiny thing, but just at all?
For some reason it was on the tiniest bit of health but a great ball still did nothing. At lvl 20. The damn thing just didn't wanna get in the ball
Thanks. And it's not like I LOOK unfit, I'm actually quite a twig. It's just that I'm getting a small beer gut pretty much, and I wanna try and burn that off before Anime Expo next month.
i was gonna tease you a bit by saying something along the lines of "it's okay.. i-it only hurt a little bit..." but it sounded too sad and mean to do that, i can't do it ;-;
how're you
...Ok, just keep throwing balls until you've got it, no?
Ahh the ol' skinny fat. I'm just skinny. I was doing something similar when i wasn't working and was starting to gain a little weight. Now that i'm working again though it just vanished again. I can't gain weight even if i want to.
Nah, there was a sandstorm so it was taking damage every turn. I guess it chose suicide rather than being captured... An admirable choice
Apparently this job just gives people a belly, because even though it's physically demanding, it's not much of a work out. More heavy lifting and arm muscles than anything. Almost everyone in the company has a gut of some sort.
Must be a pretty miserable trainer if someone would rather die than join you. Lol
Eh? What, do you all drink beer while you're at work?
my workplace sells beer during the bbq every Thursday.
Ouch, that just hurts
Lol, how dare i insult your ability as a pokemon master.
Nah, they're all just your typical dudes, but since the work is physical, they don't wanna do anything outside of work. So they don't really get much exercise outside of it and they just get a gut out of it.
Yeah pretty much. I'm the best Pokemon master, my Rattata is in the top percentile
Hmm. I kind of get it. Just strikes me as weird.
Oh. So you're THAT trainer.
Well i'm sure your rattata is very happy, but it's a literal rat and it smells and that's why sigilyph is dead. :(
I still can't see that as anything but a giant cookie.
It is strange, but it's like that in a lot of the trades. And it's not like a lot has to be done to get rid of it. Hell, I'm only REALLY doing running, the sit ups were an idea from that shitty trainer.
Man Sigilyph was a fucking bitch-ass pussy anyway
Stop fat shaming the cat.
Well, the situps will give you some abs so i guess that'll help that. Generally with men though, fat is just fat and the location of it is fairly irrelevant and you just have to diet or exercise more to get rid of it.
Wow. You don't sound mad about this at all. Lol
I'm actually not. I coulda found another one and kept trying but i'm not even really looking for a psychic type at this point in time. Can't really get my team together til later in the game anyway, gotta at least figure out where I can get an eevee
But my cat isn't fat, he's loooooong.
Ya, that's what I figured. And since my legs have always been my selling point, that's where I mainly wanna focus. I've got the speed (could keep up with the track teams all star runner back in highschool) but my stamina is non existant. Can keep up with him, but only for like, a block, then I'm done, dead, burned out.
Providing image of longness
Eevee best pokemon. I'll give you that.
Not your cat, my cat. That cat.
Sprinting long distances is hard. Gotta work on that one to keep it up.
That is one long, ghey cat.
I wanna make a Glaceon
This cat is a butthole
Ehh... Ice types suck. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah, but Glaceon is cute
But that is not a cat, that is a cookie.
Ya. It's what I'ma work up to, but I need some basic stamina before going for that.
Sylveon a best, btw.
i'm sorry!!!!!
i'm okay
i'm playing a game with an old friend, s-sorry...
Glaceon is cute, but ice types suck. I guess it doesn't matter if you're not playing against actual people though.
That is definitely a cat. A cat that you are bullying. How rude.
Good luck. Running like that is hard.
Sylveon is good.
I'm in no way competitive, so i don't actually care about how good they are. I just go for the Pokemon I like. Within reason, I'm not gonna fill a team with multiple of the same type, I'm not trying to become a gym leader
10/10. Will try and get a picture of him in Longcat pose, see if he's a 3 post cat at some point.
Okay, I'll level with you... a cat cookie.
I know, I know a lot. I feel I really need to work on my breathing though. I get hella winded, hella fast.
I've got a comfy Sylveon themed jacket. Wanna see if the same shop can custom make some others at some point.
Alright, i'm going to try harder to take a nap. I'll catch you all later.
>And here is my pokemon team. Meet Glaceon, Glaceon, Glaceon, Glaceon, Glaceon, and Glaceon.
Yeah, i do the same thing. Mostly because it's just comically easy to beat pokemon so i don't bother worrying about it.
Well i'll catch you later. Byee
Be nice. It's just a very rotund cat.
Gotta work on that stamina. Insert lewd face here.
Sylveon themed jacket? Does it have ribbons on it?
Nah nevermind, if this keeps up, i'll never sleep. I'll see you later crash table.
this is my waifu and i like her a whole bunch
Fiiiine.
Wewlad
I mean, it has embroidered ribbons. I do suppose it has a ribbon on the hood, actually.
RIP, night Shizuzuzuzuzuzuzuzuzu.
Heyo m8.
it's okay, as long as you're having fun
i like you a whole bunch
hi there, how are you today?
i'm sorry, i've already devoted myself to someone else.
two gay guys fucking and kissing
Tired, sleepy, Senko-less. How bout you?
Sup. How's the day going?
Sounds like fun
im sorry to hear it
oh did senko-san get delayed a week as well?
im good, work was okay, which is much better than i anticipated, and im just getting comfy before bed
hello, the day is nearly over, but its been alright, i cant complain. work was fine, and now im home and comfy.
how about yourself?
>Did Senko-san get delayed a week as well?
No, I'm just not in the mood to watch it so he's being all pouty about it.
I'm not doing great, in a bit of a bad mood. But there's no real reason for it and the day is almost over, so I'll just look forward to tomorrow
wha why ;-;
although i didn't really mean it in that way
how're you?
What she said.
That's nice. Always good to have a decent day at work, makes the rest of the day that much better.
she's super duper cute!
but i need to give you attention, too...
o-oh... i see
im sorry to hear it. i hope you feel better tomorrow, i know just going to sleep and starting a new day can be a good mood reset, so i hope that works for you
im dedicated to tsugu, im sorry
i know
im good, work was ok, which is more than i hoped for. just trying to get some dinner down pretty quick before sleep and then work tomorrow again
how about yourself?
for sure. i thought it was going to bed very bad, but it was actually just fine, which is very nice
thanks!
yui is super cute today as well!
how have you been?
The problem is that LGBT keeps trying to put their agenda first when it comes to politics and problems, for example my Father was a Chairman in Mohave County Democrats for 1-2 years and tried to get the party focused on city problems like water and sewage, fixing streets, poor infrastructure, fighting corruption,stuff like that.
The Mohave County Democratic party members were full of LGBT and Weed users who wanted to focus on LGBT stuff and smoking weed instead of fixing problems in the city itself, they told my Father that city problems are the least of there concerns unless its LGBT or weed related which resulted in my Father leaving the Mohave Country Democratic party and becoming a Independent.
that's not a usual Tsugu outfit!
you're welcome!
thank you!
i'm alright. i worked at some things and got myself a whole $20.
it turns out the job was for Fall and i signed up thinking Summer. i'm wondering if i should go part-time in college to allow more time to work.
this but without ironicism
no you don't, it's fine!
so even if i confessed, your heart wouldn't go doki doki or something like that, and you'd crushingly reject me shortly afterwards?
well i'm glad to hear it went ok. what's for dinner?
i'm doing alright, a bit sleepy still.. not up to much, just listening to some music. wondering what to do today.. you know, the usual
legalize gay marriage
hello
no its a special one, probably a reference to something i dont understand.
youre welcome
ah, thats unfortunate. hmm i dont know, make sure you consider your options thoroughly
it wouldnt, sorry, and id try to let you down easy. it isnt you, its me.
dumb sad frozen sad food but its all i got
i see, i hope you can get some rest at least.
Operation: Take a nap is a resounding failure.
Hi
hello
im sorry to hear it, still trying to fix the sleep schedule?
how are you today?
yes, you deserve all of my attention!
>so even if i confessed, your heart wouldn't go doki doki or something like that, and you'd crushingly reject me shortly afterwards?
d-do you have a crush on Tsu-chan?
same here
i want to stop taking stupid unnecessary classes, but physics is probably gonna be really important for vidya design and stuff
don't be ashamed about your frozen food, Tsu-chan! i'm sure it's super tasty!
it's not a failure until you stop trying!
Ehh more trying to stitch up the mistake of not sleeping when i should have because i have to leave for work in under an hour now.
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