ITT: Greentext your first orgasm

>be me, maybe 1st grade (us)
>taking showers on my own, spend the whole time playing with my dick
>splash my moms conditioner against the wall and rub my dick against my stomach and wall
>rub back and forth over the grout in between the tiles
>my body heat turns some tiles warmer, rubbing my dick from tile to tile, across the grout, from warm to cold tile
>*hey this feels fucking great*
>BOOM I start convulsing and shaking and feel an intense pleasure come over me
>*wtf was that????*

First orgasm ever. Spent the next couple of months trying to recreate it. Took some time before I learned what an orgasm is and how to do it again and again.
Consistently masturbated before I could ejaculate

>jacking it while sitting on the toilet one day
>*hey this one feels different *
>squirt squirt white sticky fluid starts flowing out, i can feel it pumping out
>*hoky shit am I fucking dying?*

I figured it out the hard way. But started really young.

Bro you posted cringe...
Wish i could sage comments

did it feel different before you could shoot?

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>be me, 12
>Found taboo with kay parker under grandmas tv set
>Belongs to an uncle
>Played it for days on end while alone
>Beating it one day, until something feels different
>Myfuckingwhat.jpg
>Shot some cum out and freaked out
>"Feels like my dick threw up"
>Run to the bathroom and do it again
>WoahWtf.zip
>Told my grandma someone had a porn film under her tv set
>Played it
>"No! Keep watching, look what's about to happen!!"
Mfw i watched a porn scene with my grandma and she actually waited to see what would happen LOL

>I sat down
>lights went out
>Avengers Infinity War started on the big screen

Absolutely. No where near as pleasurable and did not last as long.
It sort of felt like tingling/tickle that lasted for a few seconds. There was no pulsating sensation.
Also was so long ago I can barely remember.

>Told my grandma someone had a porn film under her tv set
Genius

>Found taboo with kay parker under grandmas tv set
>Belongs to an uncle
>"No! Keep watching, look what's about to happen!!"
Taboo? Grandma? Belonged to an uncle?
user, please tell us more about their familial relationship.

That many under one roof are sure to be Mexican

> just outta dreamland
>full erection
>body tingles from head to feeties
>sweats
>explosive orgasm

Never came that great again

didn't even touch?

> be 19
> Always horny and hard but ignore it and the boner went down
> friend told me to masturbate to relieve the pressure
> In the shower with a boner
> decide to listen to my friend and stroke my cock
> feel a pressure and release
> remember feeling an intense tingling in my toes that went up my spine
> tingling was so intense that I fell on my knees

This is what we call a wet dream.
It only happens during a more weakened state of sleep, which is why this guy was semi aware of it

19???!?!?!!?!?!! What a fucking dweeb.

>high school dance
>Mexican girl twerks on me with big butt
>I don’t know what to do other than cum
>she asks what’s wrong

Yeah, I was a dork (still am) but I honestly didn't hot puberty until I was 17 years old and didn't start becoming interested in sex until the time I masturbated.

>didn't hot puberty until I was 17

is that even physically possible?

Did you end up a fan of eating cum after that?

>be me, just about to finish junior year of hs
>plan to fly cross country to spend the summer with family and my younger cousin who lives in the same house i grew up in
>first crush was my neighbor, never told her
>we talk on aim, keep in touch periodically after i move
>tell her i'm coming to spend the summer
>we start talking more even though she's dating someone
>summer comes and we continue talking more, start hanging out
>she breaks up with boyfriend and admits she always liked me too but was also too shy
>showtime.gif
>i'm over at my cousin's watching random pauly shore movie
>she comes over in bathing suit asking if she wants to go swimming
>FUCKYEAH.wav
>cousin wants to come too, tell him he's gotta stay and watch his dogs or whatever
>her parents aren't home
>swim for a while, and then go back inside to change when the suns going down
>tells me i can use the downstairs bathroom
>she starts walking up the stairs while undoing her top
>still a dumbass virgin so don't follow
>get changed
>come out in dry clothes and shes still upstairs
>hear something fall upstairs
>"you good?"
>"my shelf fell can you help me?"
>grew up together and never seen her room
>feel like i'm walking into some forbidden holy land
>shes only wearing a bathrobe
>fix shelf
>probably blushing like a motherfucker the whole time as we sit on the bed
>have some awkward small talk until she says her parents getting off work soon
>get the hint and make the move and kiss her
>she turns off her bedside lamp and we has sex
>bestdayever
>put clothes back on, talk for a little bit longer, and then she shoos me back to my cousins before her parents come home
>go into bathroom, drop trow
>blood all fucking over my crotch
>start panicking until the realization it was probably just period blood
>throw away favorite boxers
>go on computer
>shes already sent me a couple messages with smileys and kissy faces
>never tell her about it so as to not embarrass her

>never tell her about it so as to not embarrass her

what a beta

i didn't want to ruin my chances of upsetting her and not getting anymore sex! worked out for the best cuz we continued fucking all summer. flew back home at the end of the summer with a whole lot of swagger

When I was 7 years old
Mfw
Damn feels good
Sharted and came at the same time
Giggity

how?

> be 10
> go to toilet
> put soap in hand and start rubbing dick between my palms
> cum multiple times
> no problem cumming multiple times bc no semen yet
> goes on for 2 years
> lose ability to cum multiple times in sequence once I start ejaculating
> feels bad

did it feel different then? did you still spasm?

>Around 9
>Fell asleep on two chairs
>Dick got hard and humped the front of the chair
>Old style full fabric chair
>Came. Fell asleep.

After that I would rub the tip of my cock against my comforter to cum.

Now I just mostly fuck my wife when I need to cum. Or she watches me jack off

Yeah at that time the orgasms would increase in intensity with every one I had after the first.
Also I spasmd way more than I do today

It was a lot like what female orgasms sound like when they are described to me

Damn.. did you shoot anything then?

>be 7
>Climb pole
>get orgasm from friction
>wtf is this?
>feels good
>climb pole every recess next 2 weeks

It was wet. Been so long ago I can't even remember the consistency.

I used to do that all the time too!

>be me
>be like 11
>jack off
>feelsgoodman.jpg

did you ejaculate or just spasm?

spasm, i didn't cum for the first time until i was like 13 i think it's cos i jacked pretty much every day from 11 onwards

>be me
>watching speed with parents
>parents are on one couch, i'm on another
>lounging back on the couch with my knees up with a blanket covering me
>just playing around with my penis for some reason while i watch the movie
>feelsgoodman
>start getting hard
>start going faster
>voila it happens
in hindsight, my parents totally had to of known because theres no way i was quiet or discreet

>be a lad, only eight or so
>basement has vhs and a less than comfy fouton
>watch a lot of vhs movies
>lying on my stomach
>have to drain muh lizard
>don't want to get up
>rub my gun against the fouton to try and keep it in
>thatfeelsgood.gif
>start dry humping the fouton
>think "man this is pretty rad i should do this more often"
>like every day, go to the basement and watch tom and jerry blast off to mars
>fuck the shit outta muh fouton for the whole movie
>do this for the first two months of that summer
>then one day
>got a blanket over me
>muh dicc out
>the usual
>i hear footsteps coming downstairs
>OHSHITOHFUCK
>what do i do
>me mum comes downstairs
>"hey son whatcha doin"
>"oh just watchin tv"
>roll off the fouton
>muh dick hits the cold fuckin basement floor
>whatisthisglorioussensation.webm
>wondering if my tubage has autism
>mum in laundry room, saw none of this
>look at my dick
>my fucking grundle is all over the floor
>stay there until she leaves
>clean magnum milk from the floor
>decide not to to that again
>like ever
>ff to today where i have to beat cyclops twice a day or i will have pent up rage
>time flies

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Cringe as fuck. My dick just rolled it’s eyes

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were the orgasms different then? when did you first watch porn?

Cringe.

SAGE

>be like 11
>watched american pie or something
>heard about "vibrators"
>mom bought vibrating toothbrush, each family member has their out tip for it
>standing in front of mirror in bathroom, take the tip off toothbrush, hold it under the tip of my penis
>think about my crush and how soft her skin is, how great her hair smells, how pretty her eyes are...
>get hard, ejaculate after a few minutes, heart is racing, breathing heavy, knees weak, almost fell over
>no cum came out
>super confused, worried that i did it wrong and hurt myself, why am i so dizzy?
>kinda scared
>good relieves my fears
>keep cumming with the family toothbrush for months
>finally produce a load of cum
>feelsgoodman

The first time I got off, that I can recall, is when I was born and slid out of my mother and my dick grazed her pussy

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What kinda fantasy world do you live in

google* relieves my fears

Family toothbrush??? The fuck

>Femanon here
>Sex with 3 guys but never came
>meet tyrone
Tldr white boys can't compete

how old were u and each guy?

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lol like anybody gives a fuck what you think coal burner

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