>Itt
Im gonna fuck one of these, any suggestions?
Itt
Fill it with lube stick your dick in, feels good man
Roll it into the end of a towel then pull the end over the towel to seal it then squirt lube in and microwave it
>microwave
Will it burn me alive?
Don't fucking cook it just like 20 seconds with lotion
Wear a condom.
Write mummy on the palm
Fill it with Marmite. Shit so cash.
nah, it doesn't feel great even lubed
Just put up the $60 for an onahole. If you're gonna do assisted faps you might as well do it right.
Gotta use sex lube, not something else.
You can also heat the lube in warm water before you use it if you are afraid of the microwave. Lube can't get any hotter than the water.
lube it up and put it between your mattress and box-spring
have fun
i tried this and trust me if you think you can stretch the fingers over your wiener you're sorely mistaken, or i am at least
Hire a masseuse to wear it.
man, literally just got one of these - it's so, so much better than a fleshlight. get a USB warmer and some of that nip lube and it's literally as good as a real pussy
I know, right? First time I used it I had to cum twice before it went down and a third time to keep it down. I heard the heaters were shit though, and is the Jap lube really that much better than the standard stuff?
I think it feels much better if you actually wear the glove, apply lube and work that shit.
and get the professional black kind the tattoo artists and mechanics use. It's just sexier - black latex. Make that shit erotic.
>$60 for an onahole
Tenga eggs are under $10, is that one 6 times better?
Insides feel better, and the "hymen" adds something extra before you wear it out. You don't have to do any stretching either since it has a defined shape.
You have to plug it on for 10-15 minutes for it to warm up this big one, I imagine an onacup or whatever would warm more quickly. Nothing like it being hot inside, seriously A+
Lube is definitely better - I got mine in a packet with the toy, heater, lube, etc. and I'm glad I did - it's much less .. oily? It goes from gel to really slippery straight away.
I've tried onacup, tenga egg, fleshlight, and a few other hand-held rubber things and this blows them all out of the water by a long shot - just take a chance.
I might have to order a heater off amazon or something. Any brand I should be looking out for or should I just go for the best rated?
I got a USB Warmer Hot! which goes up to 46 degrees - that's warmer than body temperature but just gets it warmer quicker.
buy a bunch of powdered gelatine
put a lot into the glove, fill mostly with water
once it turns into gelatnious mass cover it with hidrophilic lube and fuck until it bursts (or do what my friend did and just leave it at the atm machine)
Thanks for being a bro. I've been putting mine under an electric blanket but it doesn't really get to the center. This'll be a huge help.