Stop masturbating

shut up faggot, instead of acting like some guru mystic bullshit just talk to me like a real person. what are the benefits of quitting masturbation?

you're not a zen monk, you're a manchild with bad skin

I have a fisting and poop fetish, also like guys putting needles in their pp.
What should I listen to?

what an intresting way to prove me "right" user.
not everyone is granted the truth immediatly.
you shall still learn. may you find peace.

youtube.com/watch?v=gf0Gqbs_cfw
give it a listen, i hope to hear feedback from you user.

While ridding yourself of a porn habit is almost always a fine decision, one need not shirk masturbation entirely. Simply use your imagination.

I Respect You

thats the only sane option

Yea its not easy, start with 1 day and work up from there. Constantly remind yourself that you want to stop. Try to aim for a week of no fap. See for yourself how it benefits you. I can honestly say my confidence and productivity levels shot up. Depression went down. Memory cleared a bit too. Theres definitely a lot to gain from going no fap. Its just the right thing to do.

Just did, I still have my poop fetish though, and I feel I’m gonna enjoy it even more with Alan watts

i am glad you found peace user.

that's a begging.. i can only use a cliche "rome wasn't built in a day". You're on the right path for giving it a shot.

beginning*
english isn't my native language.

Thank you, many poops to you

Op is faggot

I hope you anons know that this won't do much of anything. While it's great you want to practice control and patience, it would probably be more beneficial if used towards something else. For example, keeping an exercise routine, managing a diet that works for you, or whatever. The only thing holding in your nut will do is make you giddy.

the primary point is to control your urges and have clear view of things.
"holding in your nut" is just one step (in my opinion) the easiest one which leads to keeping an exercise routine and managing your diet.
But i understand what you meant.

This is not true. Dont listen to this arthritic knuckled sperm evacuator.
It was only after i gained control and stopped fapping that the willpower to be productive and the want to do healthier things started to formulate again in my mind. Fapping will bury everything. Resist the fap. Be in control, dont let it.

>summerfags

Youre lonely. Aww.

Saved that pepe
Thanks for sharing

Just imagine. He's splurging cum on your ex girlfriends and family members right now and your future kids. Hit em with the cannons. Quadripple fire today.

Not really, you mom is fondling with my testicles

Give me one good reason why i should stop

Hmm...

No.

Saved as well. Thank you user, what a fantastic new wallpaper.

Whoa, burn dude.

Anyway stop fapping, you will feel awesome.

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I guess you’re a virgin right?

Nope. And why would you attempt to guess anything about a totally anonymous person. Youre not very bright haha.

Again, just try nofapping. Feels good bro.

And then what?

im trying

That's good user. Every attempt counts.

Well then I can’t even assume you’re the op,
Op has already left, fucking virgin beta fag loser.

Op is a faggot

Counts for what exactly?

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You'll be fine

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You can guess by the words one types

Yup

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After day 11 emotions wax and wane stronger. Colors become more vivid.
My stride becomes just a little bit lighter.

Going from fapping once a week to once every other week took a while.
I would no-fap 7 days at a time for atleast 20 streaks before i even got to a 14 day streak.

youre still 99% likely to be 100% wrong

i troll, argue with myself in most threads on this site to cause arguments

youd never know me IRL or guess anything about me

fucking nigger

You're fucking retarded

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My point is why guess? You gain nothing. I can literally say anything and you will still choose to believe what you want. Its moot.

Noice, saved that one

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>summerfag

>what are the benefits of stopping it?
prostate cancer

Exactly

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>summerfag

No fap guys are like vegans

The path to enlightenment runs through the mountains of abstinence.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=lWRiygXgNf0

Watch the fucking video retards. We aren’t apes. Stop putting so much emphasis on making your cock feel good.

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2 days of nofap and I’m getting visions from god

Day 48 of nofap, I have lost hearing in my right eye

No, we're humans

You never listened at school did ya? There's this thing called evolution...

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Day 50 of no fap: I am now able to Levitate on command

It's very hard!

Reminder that if you dont masturbate regularly, the cum inside your balls start to rot right away and inevitably starts to gangrene your balls. This can lead to a serious sepsis and death. So empty it atleast once a week is absolutely the right way to do.

I relapsed at around day 10. That was prolly the best nutt ive busted in my life

Take some lsd, that'll speed up the process

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Day 365 of nofap: I have now redeemed my first infinity stone

Stop talking about your dick and post tits

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I think its just a placebo. You feel good because youre showing control and not feeling guilty. Most people dont fap in hopes that they can be confident enough to get a gf. Its like going to the gym equipped with a pre workout, but little knowledge of anything else. I say this because i see most people just relapse and stay in a bubble of guilt, because they seem to wait for this magic moment where you turn into superman and girls start falling on your lap.

Work on building confidence in a more concrete way. Better your social skills, find a more rewarding job, learn some DIY, do a favour for someone you love, learn an instrument. Bettering yourself makes being confident more effortless and you reach a point where getting a gf is easy.

Perhaps guided masturbation is something for you?

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I stopped for just five days, and my erectile dysfunction was almost completely cured. I felt confident enough to talk to women in real life. Porn keeps you from going out and approaching women. Why go out and get laid when you can stay at home and jerk off? If you do it too many times a day, it'll ruin your dick. You won't be able to get hard, which will ensure that you don't go out and talk to real women. Who wants to approach a woman with a limp dick? It gives you immediate access to any fetish imaginable, so you don't have to talk to real women. You can satisfy your bizarre fetishes at home in secrecy.

tl;dr
Watching porn is a vicious cycle that will keep you from ever getting laid.

>want to do nofap
>also be wagie who is too tall to hide potential boners behind the counter and cashes out slutty-dressed women every day
Soon I'll get a better job and I'll do it. Until then, my past attempts show that I really can't risk it now.

Day 80 in nofap droppin 20 bombs in fortnite daily

is this a YLYL thread?

Yeah, it's often a religious thing too. It's not healthy.

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Yes.

True and false. Its different for other people you dumb nigger

What if you have a nocturnal emission?

I stopped for 9 days but then one night i cummed while sleeping then woke up. What happened?

have you actually watched this?
>avoiding girls now for 10 years
lazy excuse for being incel

Day 3: I started to have depression and started to see aliens

Day 5000000 people call me the cookie monster now

You can’t even stop for 3 days?

I'm a waiter, my crotch is often at eye height for customers when I'm bringing food. When they're sitting in an odd position or the tables are too close together I sometimes have to walk sideways to get past people.

You know how I deal with a boner? Just ignore it. People aren't retarded, they understand it isn't something you control consciously. I bring people their food the same way, regardless of whether or not I have a boner.

And yes, I have a boner pretty much every day I work.

4th month . can't explain the difference it brought into my life.

He “thinks”

day 21: bacterias in my guts want to copulate with me

>porn will keep you from ever getting laid
This. I watched porn twice a day, every single day, from age 14-26 and I only just recently lost my virginity to some Tinder slut. I could have lost it so much younger if I had actually gone out instead of staying home and jerking off.

Hour 6 of no fap... Lossing the hair on the palms of my hand

To a fucking psychologist. user you need help!

Your body will get rid of excess seed regardless of whether or not you're fapping or whatever.

Not having cum shoot out your dick for several days in a row is literally impossible unless you're a 5yo or castrated.

Most nofap campaigns still think it's evil tough. Like the retarded logic from the dark ages Christianity is founded upon.

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I’m a girl and am not sure why I’m here

This is misinformation. To maintain proper prostate health you MUST keep fluids flowing so they don't stay stagnant and cause prostate problems. Research frequency of Fapping and lowering prostate cancer risk.

>legally sexually harassing ppl
sounds like the best job in the world

Well...

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Was an addict for almost 20 years. Been cold turkeys for two weeks. I can now communicate with my ancestors

I absolutely love it

That's part is just a bonus

I choose gtfo, this is a weird thread tbh

2 weeks of NO fab and my hand wants a divorce

really, if i could just abstain from pornography, i'd be in the right place.

porn ruined me at 13 and its still ruining me today.

its not wrong/bad to masturbate, but pornography warps our mind and exacerbates the excitement we experience from sexual release.

sex was is not by design something for pleasure; biologically it serves the purpose of procreation. us feeling good doing it is secondary to the evolutionary design of the behavior.

i want to conquer my dependence on pornography and free my heart and mind.

good post OP.

This is just crazy talk. FAP all you want people.

I now understand im gonna start the nofap...ina phew weeks

and what about these interests excites you?

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Osho said it's ok to create and express.

Enlightenment does not exclusively come from abstaining.

Step 1:clear your browser
Step 2: Avoid anything that triggers the urge.
Step 3: Pray constantly and talk to God when the temptation grows
Step4: Have a goal to work towards.

wahhhh waaahhh I need to touch wet paint to know that it's wet waaaaahhh

Started at 11, did it daily for 2 years. Trying to fix myself. Wish me luck boys

NOFAP=morning wood

“Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone.”

I did nofap for 1 day... next day I got stressed and the rest was history

I'm getting mixed signals here.

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Kek

Lulz

Day 192 of Nofap: I now travel back in time to create the universe and realize I was the one who created it all along

So if I don’t Fap I become a Jedi?

im on day 10 of nofap and now i exhale oxygen

True

Not masturbating is a great idea. But putting it into practice is the challenge. Lust is the most pervasive and consuming sin. Whether you called it sin or just "bad" is kind of irrelevant. There are plenty of men, as well as studies, that go a mile in showing the benefits of restraint and self control. Whether you were doing it for God or yourself or both, it will yield positive results.

DAY 6969

My left hand is weak than my right hand

I'm aN aDuLt vIrGiN

youtube.com/watch?v=WUeBKC-1oaY

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Op is faggot

Op is a faggot

Op is the faggatron

Did not watch

Opie is a bitch ass faggot

I tried it for a month and busted the thickest nut ever. It melted the bed sheets and gave my hand third degree burns.... most rewarding thing ever

Cuz op is a faggotronynigglet

Op is a Chorus boy

Op has no balls

Op has a clitpenis

Op sucks dick

Op’s mom is a goblin

Did not watch ya cunt

I fuck your mom in her sleep op

Op you faggot

Op is a faggot

Op is a fapping faggot liar

Op sucks dick jj

Nofap day 2 , I can bend things with my brain .

It's the biggest placebo pill around.

Op sucks poop

Opie is fagfluffy

no fap day 809
i feel above the human race

Pooooooooooooooooop

Pfffft.....pooooooooooooooooooopy,

A Jewish curse has been casted over this thread.

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But i cant. Help me enlightened entity i cant stop it. The longest was 3 days when i had the flu. As of now im back at doing it daily sometimes twice or even more on a day. I tried it all, i routinely deleted all porn and wearing a face mask like the chinks for airpollution but i wear them so that i cannot be exposed to female hormones in the air when i commute or shop. Nothing helps and obviously my willpower is not that great neither. What just do now?

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Now thou shall suck penis

You shall first gently stroke zen penis, then thou shall kiss it with your lips, and then after 15 seconds you start to suck it like a nigger

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Faggot

Faggotry

Your mother will die in apeland

You mother is a hobbit goblin

Faggot

Gay fagggot

LARP

You’re lonely ass will suck the collected cut dicks of all Abbas in Australia.

Alan Watts is a faggot

Day 2: I realise op is a faggot

Op is a fag

Op you have fucked with the giga nigga

Op now marturbate with your cut balls

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Fuck off op

Op will die(at least his soul will)

Get women and fuck them. Blow loads inside of them. Stop rubbing your dicks and cumming in your hands.

You’re adding to the instant gratification masterbation nation. It’s called self control. You’ll have more of a desire to fuck bitches and will be able to produce dopamine at a regular level.

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Bump

Faggot is back

Fuck off faggot

Faggot

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Go back faggot

probably should tbf i think i have a porn addiction

I think you should listen to a gun blowing your dig off

Fucking low life nigger dick sucking retards.
Get a life you faggot cunts

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Yeah I think op only posted that, he a crazzy

>We aren’t apes
Lost me there

Hell nah, I ain't doin' that shit.

Hell yeah, that was op.
And op should commit suicide

If you faggots could actually fuck a girl then no fap wouldn’t be hard

Cuuuuuunt.....hahahaaaaaaaaaa

How about instead of being a classical Yea Forumstard you actually evolve. Acknowledge that jacking your dick off more than once a week isn’t healthy.

The problem is that you faggots spend your time obsessing over women/your dicks. So your fucking minds and ballsacks are constantly drained. Its not rocket science.

Stop fapping 3 times a day faggot. Here’s another video for you to refute.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JM5VCAc_QZE&t=4s

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Lost cunnnnnnnt

Day 192 of Nofap: I now travel back in time to create the universe and realize I was the one who created it all along

This is just crazy talk. FAP all you want people.

Fagggggggoooottttt

>day 21: bacterias in my guts want to copulate with me

Day 5000000 people call me the cookie monster now

Fucking incel loosers, can’t get a life for themselves so trying hard to preach.
Kek, fucking low key faggots

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Video is not well researched. NoFap actually decreases your testosterone levels over long periods of time, the positive effects are only visible in the first week.

Also your dick will shrink, so that's a no from me.

Lololololol, nobody give a fuck to the above post

Op is a weak beta motherfukkaz

Op is a faggoty retard

Any more replies wiil cause the death of OPs mother in her sleep.

Curse started

Roll

Rollin

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Ronaldo

Bump

Damn

Shit felling sorry for op

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9fd8tXUhuZw

No.... I don’t think I will.

Damg

Fucking brain dead niggers trying to hard to be edgy and “for the people.” You need a preacher faggot. Could do you some good learning from a master.

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Op by

You have accelerated op moms death

Op is a fag

yes sir

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How about you give me some fucking sources stating that cumming 3x a day is good for you. The point isn’t to be a fucking incel. The point is to stop jizzing in your fucking sheets and save your desire for banging real women/men.

All of you refuting me are in denial and don’t want to give up your favorite pornstar fuck puppet.

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Nope not gonna stop fappin g op

Sorry didn’t realize a curse was going around.

Ops mom is dying bro

Ronaldinho

Plz don’t reply moar

Bimpino

Okay

thanks for reminding me what i got on Yea Forums for

I’m not bothering as to when it started, but I’ll play

I have two gets. Listen to your god faggots.

Op is a niggerchunkeltyfaggordick

Your mother is dyyyyiiiinnngggg

Rollerstone

Op is a fag

Op is a fraagot

Op is nigfaggot

Dubdubz op is indeed a faggot

Rolle

Damn these spells actually work??
Ops mumzzz.?

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Op will linger in the gory house of helll!

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Op is the anti-buddha
Aka budda-Satan, that is the lowest form of creature in the reality

Kyss

You say, stop masturbating. But you also say that poisoning one’s mind with porn leads to bitterness. What does one have to do with the other? I’m 42 years old and seldom do I look at porn to masturbate. So if porn is the thing you’re claiming is bad, why are you telling people to stop masturbating? There’s nothing wrong with masturbating. I’ve done it everyday, sometimes twice a day and I’ve had a healthy sex life as long as I’ve had healthy relationships. Nothing wrong with porn either, tbh. I think it’s younger people who have never not had internet porn and question whether they even need women in their lives. It’s those troglodytes that should refrain from porn. But honestly, I think those people have bigger problems than beating their meat to porn.

Op eats Alan Watts’s pooop.
Op is the lowest form of preacher, just fuck off.

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DONT DO SOMETHING THATS IN HUMAN NATURE NO NO LISTEN TO YOUR CULT
ALSO CUT OFF YOUR SKIN FOR NO REASON

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Op is a gentle faggot

Op is a literal faggot I tell you, good sir.

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How else do you know its wet you fucking tard ass

How to grill? XD

Rollerchan

Op y

Ok let to be

Op was born with no balls

Op is a faggot

DEATH BY SPEAR

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Op is afraggot

Lolol this was a Jewish curse

Don’t associate us literal faggots with cuntbags like OP

>avoiding gals and fap
>close to cum in wet dream
>jump from bed and slap balls to kill erection
>back to sleep
>3mths, balls trippled in size
>6mths, physical success.winrar
>gets packed, 'sry girls, gotta keep bulking'
>5y, goal oriented, 2 undergrad degrees
>balls so heavy they touch knees
>10y, money success, 2 PhDs, 3 companies
>dick shrunk from non use
>prostate cancer about to happen in next 5y
>worthit.jpg
>ripped, rich, illuminated, no girls, no kids, 5y to die
>becomes tier 3 youtuber, cant even animate video properly
>15y, prostate is huge
>about to have your last shit in life
>rock poop passes troigh, have prostate orgasm
>cum like a fag while pooping
>15yo cum flooding the bathroom unstopping for 4 min
>have post-orgasm realization
>regrets all. Die like a fag, shitted, covered in cum from anal orgasm

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Jewish curses are for ever bro, from the chosen people

sorry

Using this spear you have accelerated ops moms death speed ...shit

Kek

Omg weapons and counter spells are accelerating the curse of ops mom dying

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Simple spells are the strongest spells ...damn

Ops mom going to her fate

Sounds like you’re in favor of fapping 30 times a week. Like no fap is meant to make you an incel and shrivel your penis. You’re fucking retarded.

Lololol you are contributing to ops moms death

Bro don’t comment for ops mom,,, dang

Op is a faggot

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I can't. The whole world is so sexy.

Op is a faggoit

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Went gluten free around 3 weeks ago since then I don't have the urge to cum but when I accidentally ate some gluten the urge came back

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This thread will go to the bottom of hell, for op will suck the devils dick there

Op will shortly demonstrate how to suck dick, please take a seat sir.

Damn I apologise, when I say faggot it means devils anal pore, not literal fags , nothing against you guys.
But op will die in Minotaurs excretum

Whatever comeback op comes up with now will be stuffed in his own anus

Op is a faggot

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I’m afraid op is delaying his profession dick sucking demonstrations. He is not a punctual one, I tell you

Op suk dick

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Op is a ballless chorus boy

Op is deaaaad

Sucks to be op

I actually used to do fucked up sexual shit as a kid before I learned to masturbate. Keeps my more depraved side in check. Without it, I'd probably do something terrible.

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Op is a fag

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Well, as you can tell op is a fag so he’s gonna be a no fap preacher.
While a curse works on ops mom

Op is a fag

No offence to fags, op is a cunt bag

Op is a cuntbagg

Op is a cunt bag

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