Red flags when looking for a gf?

Identifie as "they"

Adam’s apple

that's a perk

Willing to date me/you

nice scars

doesn't have a (feminine) penis

Tramp stamp that says: Maximum capacity 3

I only have one major Red Flag
- playing games (e.g. shit-testing you)
The rest is more about my personal needs.
- isn't open for bdsm (won't last anyway)
- Maga hat (to stupid for a good conversation)

Identifies as bi and acts like a dyke.

Because, they a fucking crazy.
Horse women are a completely different style of human.

>to stupid

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Has had sex

Underage B&.

most obvious are tats and pircings (especially nipples, expect 100% trashy bitch), flashy hair color.
smoking is vulgar but not nececerly bad. also by poly, pan or whatever exotic sexuallity she claims to be are huge redflag

She puts her own pussy on a pedestal.

This.

Fucking this

She has a penis

thats a plus if you're into besiality.

Virgin detected

Stop projecting your mental inablilities onto people with whom you'll never be able to measure intelectually.

this bitch is insane. every stream is just her complaining about having to use birth control and how guys don't want to be with her because she has hpv.

i was sensing something like that. Shes good looking but her voice high pitched and she likes party drugs...that ive heard. Shes 23 im 30

I've seen the vagina. cb

bait

yes

How's high school pal? Mommy and daddy talking politics at the table lots eh champ?

So you took a long look into the mirror i guess? You know what I don't have to prove anything to you. If you were nice I'd might have posted the strained ass of my submissive, for your virgin ass to fap to. But hey fuck you too.

Nailed it

Not Christian

We dont want you posting your ass here you weird fuck

tell me ? y

Not an american also over 10 years out of school, but keep your phantasy.

go back and get your basic edu

You're gonna find out soon then lol. FYI, I dated one, was great until our relationship got a little rocky (yearish), and she started cutting herself. Also heard she was batshit when I wasn't around (even moreso)

I've been married and together with such a woman for around 10 years now. Its actually quite nice.. They usually don't go out whoring around at parties and such but spend their time with their horses, which then also lets me have some private time. Whats not to like honestly

>STDs
>hates pets
>feminist/sjw
>has a child (unless it's a daughter you want to fuck)

>Excessive tattoos
>Caught in lies
>Tests you to see if you are trustworthy
>Does not like your friends
>Friends don't like her (If you have good friends you should trust their opinion)
>Always makes excuses
>Has cheated on past boyfriend(s)
>Wants to keep your relationship hidden
>Forces you to choose between her and something else
>Her folks warn you about her
>Has been with many partners (debatable depending on number)
>Belittles your hobbies
>Blames "headache" or "period", or whatever, on lack of enthusiasm frequently
>Does hard drugs
>Drinks in excess
Those are a few important ones for me, would drop a bitch like she was hot if she exhibited a few of those.

>We
Speak for yourself, selfish idiot.

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lol, the girl i mentioned said that , " trust me i can be a crazy bitch when im mad"

... makes me think, maybe i should back away somehow

"omg this is literally me" "I'm such a Gemini lol" "this is just who I am (followed by why you should change)" "i have (insert mental disorder she self diagnosed)" "I dont want to lift heavy because I'll get really big"

parents paying for everything while she in college (reason why is she thinks shes living on her own or whatever yet lacks actual knowledge on how to live on your own. "money pit")

In love with Disney

Backed 100%

Ask about her home life. If she comes from a dysfunctional broken home, that will be your hell if you marry her.

Living together and married are not the same. When that switch is flipped, god help you if you didn't listen.

Tweety bird seems to always be mudsharks

Tell me, which Nietzeche book that you skimmed and barely understand is your favorite?

Help me Yea Forumsros. Have new acquired new gf since days. First time she let me go on her apt. We sat on couch and such. I served her more lemonade than myself. Waited until she gotta piss. Finally, meanwhile i sneaked in bedroom searching around, while she was still talking ymto me from bathroom. She asked me if i like pets. Cant give answer though or she know im not in living room cause of stereo surround sound ears. So hurried up cause she expected an answer im overdue. She suspicious already. FOUND IT! a huge black dildo in lingerie cabinet. OK! back on the couch. "Sorry what did you say?" Toilet flush, no hand wash. She: "what took you so long to respond to me you like pets?" Me: dunno just, is here somewhere a gas station? Need to buy cigarettes.

She responded yes just around the corner. Me: ok be right back.

I never went back to her and ignored calls messages

Conclusion: she got a huge black dildo, you got no chance anyway so just skip while you can

I doubt you have ever even come close to even dating a girl saying shit like huhuhu if her daughters hot u can fuck her too derrrrrrr

Projecting much?

Them fucking their horses and you not getting to watch

>makeup
>quotes folk, turbofolk, rap or pop songs
>"my hymen is broken for quite a while now" face
safe to say I'm bound to stay a kissless virgin but, you know, most people who never try heroin don't feel bad bad about it

Dated a horse girl for 3 years. About a million dates cancelled because a horse was caulicking. Spent 2 hours everyday shoveling horse shit and cleaning stalls. All her meant went to upkeeping them, training them how to fucking walk properly. You’ll get real sick of the word “lame” and “green” or “foundered”

Glad that shit is over with. Seriously, horse girl stigma is fucking real as it gets. Stay away.

They are unstable my dude. I’m sure there’s a few diamonds in the rough tho

Check her medicine cabinet. Look for phsych meds.

>10 years out of school
>phantasy.

This is true like 99% of the time, it's amazing. Don't date a horse girl unless you love the idea of pissing away thousands of dollars a month on a pet you can only visit.

>screams “breed me daddy” the first time you have sex

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not like u walked into a sex dungeon. imagine being so insecure you run away cause of a dildo.

unnaturally coloured hair
piercings
more than one tattoo
messy room
into horses
smokes
drugs
age she lost her virginity is under 18
scars from cutting
likes childrens cartoons
into motorsports

anything else?

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What part of "not an American" didn't you understand?

it was Freud and about dreams

i know where i am, that's why i added this little "joke"
personally, i'm not a cheater, if i'm with someone she's the only one who matters.

>no hand wash
That's it's own red flag

you know you die at the end of this life right? go get laid at least once

Phantasy is a correct, if not a bit archaic

What part of the word fantasy can’t you understand?

I'm an old fag. Old enough to have friends who got married and divorced and to have gotten married myself.

Not projecting so much as directly speaking of my experience and those of my friends.

My dad told me this same story, and I didn't really listen. GF was hot and seemed to have it together.

On the first night of the honeymoon when my now wife was ripping the sheets off the hotel bed in a rage because they probably weren't Cleaned properly by the staff, did I suddenly realize what I had done.

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Her Male friends.

older than 12

Calm your tits Mr. Lovecraft.

Virgin much?

Being political

At least the tumor is contained.

have sex

still subtlety implying yea I'd have a shot but I wudnt take it you kno cuz I wudnt cheat.

oh yeah,
>diagnosed bpd, bipolar, etc.
>is into (You) disingenuously
>lies otherwise
>into "politics"
>gay friends
>is a whore
>dresses like a whore
a big thing is the eyes and face. usually you can tell by the way people engage in social groups what they're looking for, through their posturing, tone, movements, etc. If desperate for male approval, beware.

literal virgin

> wears large hoop earrings
> has bangs
> listens to rap

Different person.
I don't understand why Nietzsche is hard.
I haven't met many left leaning people like him.
I don't understand why people say any philosophical thinking is hard.
Maybe Im just too dumb to understand, but it always seems like its overhyped and irrelevant crap.

lots of virgins who are never gonna fuck a girl they didn't pick up at the bus station in this thread.

If she tells you the views of people she follows on Twitter.

> tats
> piercings
> fat
> hair dyed bright colors
> smokes/drinks

You know, just the usual.

>virgin confirmed

oh yeah- social media "use"

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Oldfag here (37). There are a few things that, in my experience, are warning signs that you need to stay the fuck away.

>Dogmatic, extreme politics, in either direction. This is a big one, stay the fuck away. Huge indicator of mental instability. That doesn't mean you want some ambivalent to politics, though.

>Lots of piercings. A couple in the ear is fine, but once you get past that it's a no go. Not sure why, but this is something sluts love to do.

>Tattoos, like at all.

>Lots of guy friends. They all want fuck her, and some, if not most, probably have.

>Still friends with the guy who took her virginity. She's hopelessly in love with him, 100% guaranteed.

>Drug habit other than pot. The only exception to this is if the two of you pick the habit up together, as long as it isn't coke.

>Goes out drinking without you regularly. By regularly, I mean more than once a year.

>Ask her how many guys she's fucked. Then triple that. Any more than 3 per decade of life, get the fuck out.

>"World traveler" means lots of foreign dick.

>DUI means good time party slut in 90% of cases.

>Ask her where she likes to hang out. Go with her, and if more than one guy comes up happy to see her, that's where she finds dick.

>If you fuck her the first time you kick it, lots of other dudes have as well.

>If she's ever dated a black dude, stay the fuck away. She has terrible decision making ability. However, the flip side to this is that if she's ever dated an Asian dude, she's possibly a keeper. Lots to unpack with that one, but I don't feel like it.

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The more dicks she has seen, the more likely that your relationship ends in your tears.

Women can't bond properly with men after they have been with more than a very few. Which means as soon as shit gets Rocky she will be jumping ship regardless of how trivial the shit or how many kids you have.

that's not what oldfag means
you're just a fag

haha

And old.

Long nose

You're correct. It's also because I've been here for over a decade.

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Women got plenty of choice unlike you you desperate clingy incel.

Yep. Dated one for two years. What a pointless animal and dumb af. Cant go out tonight babe gotta stay home with my stupid sick horse because it can’t even eat hay correctly. So many horse cleaning horse shit and cleaning barns. Fuck that cunt never again. Also crazy af

fukkin-a right!

Imagine if a thot saw your criterias dude, they gonna explode inside out, ngl pretty based tho

do you say that for every drug humanity has consumed
if I tried speed it doesn't follow that I need to try meth or molly, my hand works fine and women are insufferable to spend time with

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>37
>oldfag
we aren't in ancient rome you attention whore

- Rich and spoiled
- Too much alcohol
- slobby, unless you're a slob too and don't care
- starts discussions and always wants to have the last word
- selfish, does not have the ability to sacrifice or let you do what makes you happy, but what makes her happy only

Women who love suck on anything in public like sucking extra long on icecream or bananas

Women who go out to have fun on niggerpopulated areas

Women who want to come with you whrn it comes to financial transactions

Women who wanna borrow money from you

Women who stare at black man posters or in tv or public

Women who have swollen lips, stinky mumu, dicksmell out of mouth etc.

Colored hair, specifically neon colors

>Trades sex for favors
Seriously, any woman who is willing to say "Oh hey, I'll give you a blowjob later if you drive me to the mall" or what-ever-the-fuck is a manipulative whore. Same goes for denying sex if you don't do a favor for her.

Then why show a newfag belt vs an oldfag belt?

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Summer's here, boys

Hot

Of course there exceptions, but seriously, look into her upbringing and family life. Fuck me I wish I would have noticed these red flags.

Also:
Really low confidence
Eating disorders
History of cheating
How long do her relationships last
How soon was her last relationship
What kind of friends does she have
Extremely exact life goals

This is what the science says. It's not opinion or speculation.

Look up sexual partners and divorce rate for women. It's scary.

If you want your relationship to last, the lower the miles on the vag, the better.

Fun fact, Cornette got the stones for that belt from his mother. She had them laying around.

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I know that feel bro.

When she takes listening to her crap for granted. Means if she constantly talks about her life and after 3 hours of ear-raping you, she wont open her legs to you saying shes not in the mood or its too early. Just skip on and cut a scratch on your arm.

Is it weird I want a gf like this that just beats me up whenever she pleases ? Fucking weird.

Imagine her beating you in armwrestling

>red flags when looking for a gf?
She's a woman.

The same, wife came from a dysfunctional home. Raped as a teen turned to alcohol and put blinders on to the dangers of life but how else are you going to make it thru the day with half the population being men. Ended up raped a few more times cause of all the drinking and bar pick ups.

Every sexual thing she's done with you she's done with the guys before you. The first time we had sex we were drunk and she yanked that condom off my dick, I know that most of the men she's slept with raw dogged her.

If she has a bunch of guy friends she's fucked most of them.

The problem is that you don't hear about this shit at once in the beginning but over a long period of time. I was with her for three years before I found out she's been spitroasted a bunch of times.

Still stuck with your wife?

>Ended up raped a few more times cause of all the drinking and bar pick ups.
>implying some whore getting drunk at a bar and getting railed is rape

Yep, tattoos are a dead ass give away for a crazy whore. Anything on the neck, chest, lower back or hands. Fun to fuck but no so much to date if you don't like being stabbed or having screaming fights at 0400 in the morning.

You are so obsessed with who she all fucked already. You dumb cuck, you even know what you are typing here? Maybe you put out a good bait but if not then its shows what a big cuck you are

I know what you mean. I was with my wife for years before I found out she had been in a few nigger gangbangs in college.

Feminist

It's hard to leave once wrapped up in it

Make sure she has a dick

Oh thats bad cause huge black dicks cum deep inside to store there semen in the females semen pockets. She will forever have black semen in her while your short dick cum gets washed out constantly

You poor man. I hear that.

>enquiring about some with whom you're going to share your home or lose half of everything if any of you fucked up and she decides it's time to move
>being an actual cuck
Idk what kind of cuck are you?

F bro

Maybe you don't know what cuckhold is but it isn't what someone fucked before you it's if they fucked someone while with you. Me and her have bother fucked plenty of people before we met. I'm just throwing it out there that women with a lot of guy friends, who liked to drink, from dysfunctional homes are probably not the smartest choice and you won't know all of the crazy shit they've done til it's a little to late

Lmao you act like she already won over you and youre helpless. LEARN TO DOMINATE YOUR BITCH JESUS CHRIST

Nah, race traitors are really fucking disgusting

I love that guy.

#1. Divorced parents

Has a Horse

These are my personal red flags:

>Piercings of any "intimate" area such as nipples or clit, always a slut. Only exception is if you want her to do it and she does it for you; but only after being together 2+ years or longer
>Has double digit sexual partners. Sorry but sex has a lot more responsibility for a woman who can get pregnant than a man. Usually under 10 partners shows they've at least considered the people they slept with (and likely had LTR's instead of constantly being in/out of relationships
>Any girl with BPD
>Any girl who reposts on fb or other social media "motivational" text over an image
>"If you can't handle me at my worst... etc"
>Any girl who has been a sex worker prior to meeting you in any capacity
>Any girl who tries to tell you what you can or cannot do "i.e. "you can't watch porn if we're together""
>Any girl who talks about her ex on the first date
>Any girl with the "bull nose ring" piercing, automatic slut and crazy
>Any girl who is 18 or over and "doesn't drive" (unless she lives in a big city like NYC, Chicago, etc). Bonus crazy points if when asked, she says she doesn't drive because "driving scares her".
>"Aesthetic" girls - usually hot but crazy
>Girls who openly post on social media about their anxiety and/or other disorders or medical conditions
>Girls who are overweight - sorry but you gotta be crazy not to take care of your health
>Girls with dreadlocks
>Anyone at all who identifies as a feminist - key part is identifies as. I think most women hold some feminist ideas, but identifying as it means you're a nut case
>Any girl who claims to have been raped before (or was legit raped)
>Any girl who has majority male friends - she must always have majority female friends, OK if there are a few males. Majority male = slut, daddy issues, acceptance seeker, identity crisis, etc.
>Girls who have kids and call them things like "baby dragon" or other cringy bullshit because they want to show the world how "quirky" they are

Dont be so picky man

>owning a horse without property for the horse

why would you do this? I love horses, they're amazing animals, but not having your horse on your own property feels so wrong.

based

because you live in the city

when she has a penis.

You might have been better off describing things you like in a woman you picky fag

I guess I can see that if you have shitloads of disposable income and really want to horseback ride. But if you have that much income, why not have property...

constantly fighting with parents is a huge red flag
tattoos mean she's an attention whore
extremely jealous means she lies and cheats a lot
treats dog as her child, she'll try to control every aspect of your life

Solid advice except for the amount of partners. It depends on the age of the girl. If she's 35 she's had more than 10 partners. Of she's 21 it's a red flag.

There is a pretty big difference between the amount of money needed to rent a spot in a riding school, and the amount needed to buy a farm. Not to mention how much extra work owning land is (and taxes + other expenses).

Where I live it's pretty common for girls to have a horse or two in a riding school or other public stable, but their parents have no interest in moving, or owning anything, outside of the city.

>has gay friends
>different political opinion
insecure much?

>she'll try to control every aspect of your life
user, there is no perfect woman, at some point you'll have to be a man and tell her to STFU, its your job and your right.

She tells you that one of her best guy friend has eaten her ass before

haha i won the bingo with my current gf. she's one of those "only da nigs can have dreads" kind of blind though.
an absolute dream to fuck but good lord what a fucking mess. she must not hate when i talk like i hate when she does for us to be together still. ama it's been a year and a half

Maybe the riding school stable thing isn't as obscenely expensive as I was imagining.

I want to ride a fucking horse now

that forearm is one

Not just horses. Any woman that obsesses over any animal should be approached with extreme caution. If she says "I like animals more than I like people." run.

Ok no problem:

>Fit, takes care of herself, works out
>Independent; as in she knows how to cook her own meals, make her own doctors appointments, file her own taxes, work a job, etc
>No mental issues to speak of
>Has a life - hobbies, friends, job, things to keep her busy when I'm not around
>Has a healthy view about sex: Meaning being a normal person. Not sleeping with everyone she meets, but only people she sees a future with and is also good, giving, and game in the bedroom
>Is feminine without being a hassle - i.e. knows when to dress up to the 9's and look like a woman
>As above, knows when to dress down and have fun - she doesn't need to be complaining and wearing heels when we're going rock climbing or walking around a conference all day
>Isn't afraid of cars, guns, animals
>Must love animals
>Intelligent and educated, able to converse about social and global topics

I'm almost 30 user, I've been around the block. Current gf is Korean 9/10 qt with all the qualities above. Everything in my original post that are red flags are true whether you like it or not.

Loose pussy

you must be ugly, this thread is about gf and not hambeast bar stool decorations

I will give you the exception of age. A girl who is 18 with 10 partners is far worse than a girl who is 35 with 10.

If they're sad enough to talk to a Yea Forumstard you should probably run.

If you don't own a horse, but just go riding in a riding school, then it's not very expensive at all. Owning a horse is quite expensive, but in the league of owning a car, not a house.

the thing is she won't STFU, she wants a submissive idiot that worships her

The few diamonds in the rough are girls with rich parents. Unfortunately they come with other baggage, usually.

>Korean
>9/10

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Your mom doesn’t think I’m ugly

This is now a ylyl thread

Whats wrong with unspoiled farm-daughters who spend their time in nature?

On the one hand you dont want IG party dolls with a thouaand followers and on the otherhand you dont want based farmchicks with love for simple things

now that you made me think about it, the gay friends isnt a deal breaker. just the creepy, touchy kinda gays, such as the actual gay friends referenced.
and i said "politics," meaning vapid virtue-signalling online for upboat clout.
shallow reader much?

Agreed, horse loving bitches are always a bipolar fucking mess

From my experience, if she says she was raped before, or that her boyfriend beat her up, she is a slut and you should make fun of her.

they don't, women hate submissivness.
they do it to test you, if you fold they'll keep pushing you and treat you worse and worse.

Pretty reasonable

When she has this much originality

This is bait for sure

sorry no pics, try as you must

Horses are fucking expensive

i think the word your looking for is "wizard"? ya newfag

but i agree on green text

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This is reasonable

LOL all girls have red flags.

Just choose how many you are willing to put up with for the pussy.

Having a penis usually ruins it for me.

you're dating one of those dog crazed bitches, aren't you

nah, you just touch yourself at night

They're the ones still grasping at a hetero straw and want her to be the fuck buddy in the experiment

>she see the relationship are "hers" or a thing to be controlled
>makes fun of your man hood
>doesnt want to to hang out with your friends
>cant be left alone with out you, or is overly chingly to the point of emotion

some times people just dont mix and people to lie to themselves and other to try to make it work just leads to a shit show

See if she can take a punch. A girl that can take a punch is a keeper

I prefer my advice from 30+, thank you

doesn't have a girldick

I grew up around plenty of farms. "Farm daughters" aren't horse girls, typically.

Kek

>makes fun of your man hood
holy shit, does this really happen to you? how small is your benis?

experiment? you mean being a predator?

Stfu you nigger bitch, it's not about winning and bs, it's about securing your future once and for all so you don't have to worry about it anymore and you can focus on other important things

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no like the gay guy who might let her try to turn him straight

>Unstable
>Stable
>Horses live in stables

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We get it, you're obsessed with cocks

>summer intensifies

cocks on GIRLS user
cocks on girls

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This. Any girl with these traits are good for either a pump and dump or a lifetime of regret. Except the STDs, don’t even bother

cocks on GIRLS user
cocks on girls

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A huge set of cock and balls is my first red flag

has nothing to do with your dick. althought thats can be part of it.
>calls you a coward
>cant please a women
>not good for anything
>bad at job
>dont make enought money
>not filling the role of a man
manhood has alot more then just a dick.

Such an original thinker

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Wearing a stupid ass shirt like this...

>thinks he's smart
>can't spell 'too', 'inabilities' and 'intellectually'

>criticizes constantly while getting upset when others criticize her
>constantly buying clothes

Speed is meth and most molly has meth in it fuck

im not familiar with such a kind of guy. just the fags who linger their eyes, grope, make lewd comments/invitations etc. distinctly beyond a platonic level of desire. predatory orbiter boys

your a fucking retard

i hope there women reading this thread
i find like 80% of females to just be awful to be around. boring, drink too much, has way to much social power and is willing to abuse it.

most women i meet have no idea what a real man is like and its really sad, so many think they are trash or not good enough when its not true for any women. men are dogs we just want some love and treats and we will fight for you.

ps. its not all women, iv met and know some amazing women who will raise some wonderful people in the future.
The very source of womenhood, will you, or will you not be a good mother. sadly, most arnt, now look at us

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This is the most incel thing I have ever read, and I read the supreme gentlemen’s manifesto.

Horse girls oh yeah

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- not doing drugs
- not being a massive loner

THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE

Any reason not to date a camgirl?

>over use of social media
>sharing small / big dick memes
>If they like the office
>omg dogs!!11

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idk how. i have plenty of female friends, and they would have no problem having sex with me. some think im weird because i wont sleep with them.
im juts looking for a real women and a child with tits

not a child with tits*

shit sounds wrong lol

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>looking for a child with tits

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>into motorsports
Lol wut, elaborate.

I just lost in a non-ylyl thread lol

I can understand NASCAR, that shit us fucking terrible. But 24hour Le Mans to?

>unnaturally coloured hair
>piercings
>likes cartoons
>mortorsports

why tho? i mean maybe you dont like the look or somthing? childish?

Major red flag if she says all her exs are crazy, run.

#BringHumorBack

Virgin spotted

Women ride horses because they like big things between their legs.

Understand now, Tiny?

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Totally this one, fell for it

mortorcross or rally? come on now shits awsome for everyone right?

Number 1 right here. Everyone I've dated is fucking nuts.

breathing

Or if all her past brokem relationships were the guys fault.

Kek

I love a good rally.

I think i after long research in google i found the perfect fit for all of you.pic very related

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That's the schizophrenia talking. It gets jealous, so Ignore the voices.

she opens her mouth when she shouldn't
she has used the word rape before
she mentions things about equality
she leaves the kitchen

probably girls who share shit like "don't judge a girl on how many guys she's had, you don't know her past"

oh wow. good one guy

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Dude your spacing between the lines. It's too much. L2WRITE, again. remaster it, pls, your hurts.

That's a guy.

Kek, Started dating a girl once and after about the third time I went over and talked to him waiting for her to get ready he said " I like you son but you need to know my daughter is crazy as fuck, like her mother".

now i might be able to see if shes a motorHog. in other words, gets off on big noises and vibrations. chicks cream their pants just sitting in a big car, its kinda the same with really loud sounds system. lots of bass and stuff. thats shit kinda weirds me out

bad credit rating

Smoking and tattoos.

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sure... just like baseball... and tennis... and golf...

i dont get it.
i dont really watch sports, nor do i even follow mortorcoss or rally. but idk how thats a red flag if a women has an interest in the stuff.

So don't date scarecrows?

> Kek

Fuck off pedo

These are 2 of my favorite qualities in a thottie

i wasnt the guy you responded to. dont get me wrong i like things with two or four wheels going fast thru corners, but an interest in /watching/ sports and not /doing/ sports is a red flag to me

Personally:
>expects me to pay for first date
>doesn't have any hobbies or
>hobbies are lame, ei. gamer girl
>doesnt play a sport or have a workout regime (they'll depreciate in hotness and motivation quickly)
>isnt self sufficient

That's about all I can think of, obviously everything is on a case by case basis

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"Don't have kids but might want them"

the most obvious warning of all.

Oh and last but not least:
>Pays any attention to astrology whatsoever

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Fuck off and kys incels. Instead dreaming of a gf you should get some 2.99$ walmart charcoal and ignite it in your room

Explain what's wrong with this

Holy shit, yes! The only crazy ex I had loved horses

>has no own life
>has no hobbies
>lacks perspective in life

If you encounter any of these: RUN! She WILL become clingy as hell and leech off your identity, because he doesn't have her own. She will take all your time and energy and expect you to fix her life and make it interesting.

avoid horse girls

cant eat food without taking a picture of it

only has male friends

gamer gurl (they are fuckin lazy as fuck)

talks about suicide even once

being with you improves her life situation substantially (untill she is ready to jump ship again)

dont fix, or save one. those ones are a led anchor.

if she talks about her ex's or is still friends with them.

Holy fuck user, you're so right.

When you realize that kids is the fucking scourge and have to bail bc she's obsessed about fucking your life up.

Boomer/10

Yeah
I will caveat that I don't mind cardio bunnies

>"feminist"
>impulsive

Have fun dating your jc penny catalog

90% of chumps here will take this bait but know this: you are not clever, you are just surrounded by mental midgets.

But if she's not really partisab towards children what does it matter

"might want them" says that she'll want them eventually. Trust me, I'm an oldfag.

This is honestly probably the best assessment on here

Whats wrong with that

fits a probable lowlife degenerate like yourself

Couldn't agree more, just broke up with one like this last month who just was so clingy and picked up all my hobbies, lasted 2 years and it's still following me

Ok how about " I don't know how I feel about having kids yet" that's more what I interpreted what you were saying as, and that's one I hear way more

Yop. Sad truth

I think impulsiveness can be a huge turn on if it's channelled properly

They like Disney as an adult. Fucking childs play.

Same thing. Unless you want or might want kids of course, then it's all fine.

In either case, beware of the ones who already have kids. There's always trouble a-brewing with their jealous exes and needy kids.

Yes and no. I dated a girl who wasn't exactly a sex addicted but did have uncontrollable waves of horniness. It was a lot of fun for me but also lead to a lot of cheating on her part. I basically couldn't ever leave her side because I knew if it hit she would fuck someone.

Everything post enlightenment is crap and the only acceptable philosophies are more earthly.

12 years or above

Yeah that's horniness channelled wrong, I was thinking of the "that dude just flipped you off, what do I do? Of fuck I just threw my coffee on him DRIVE!" sort of impulsiveness, I enjoy that shit

underrated comment. That credit rating can be indicative of terrible habits, lack of responsibility, and in some cases manic shopping is a response to bipolar swings

Based.

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People lived about the same as they do today back then, once you take away child deaths and war casualties.

What about no credit rating

How young/old we talking? Late teens early 20s is understandable. Oast that you're dealing with someone who's not had to do anything for herself and is the type to hashtag "adulting" when they go to the grocery store

This. Only bitch that ever pulled this shit on me was a horse bitch
>>unSTABLE

Nice. Got a good mini kek outta that.

>everyone in this thread

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And plagues
And infections
And toothaches
And horse trampling

>(You) in this thread

I'm 24 and have never gone into debt, had a credit card for a few years, always paid it off early, but the whole thing put me off, and I've since made a conscious effort to avoid the credit system all together because it really is a scam and if you're smart you can avoid it

Ya it sucked. I knew about 3 guys while we were dating. I stupidly passed it off as an issue she can't control. After we broke up she told me it was actually 30 guys she cheated on me wit in the 6 months we dated. I should have known better. We fucked the first day we met.

Do you live in your parents basement or their attic?

Red flag is you actually looking for a succubus that will end up ruining your life.

Why openly invite someone into your life that inevitably will negatively impact you?

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