How can I summon a demon?

How can I summon a demon?

Attached: xfzdx.jpg (1280x720, 126K)

Killing yourself usually grabs their attention.

Attached: darkones.jpg (375x500, 10K)

First, why do you want to summon a demon?

you edgy fag you, don't listen to this unloved asshole! if you want an actual demon on earth it takes a while. the first and only thing you need to do is get married. you're welcome

Kek

...

He probably wants a succubus.

By having a blood ridden shit on a pentagram then licking it up

Out of curiosity?

Probably.
If that's the case then he should just beat his dick like every other guy on the planet.

PCP, just spice someone's pizza with buttload of pcp they'll turn into a demon in no time (it helps if you also eat the pizza, makes it easier to see when the demon has been summoned)

The pizza sauce is definitely a start. It's been recorded since Antiquity that Satan is Italian despite Italy not existing at the time of the Roman Empire

Attached: 84781d1e1be5b8e6bf4246fab14c1067--wet-posts.jpg (236x330, 14K)

You can't because that shit isn't real.
Do something useful with your life instead.

How's the seventh grade so far Op?

It is surprisingly easy. Contact the Clinton foundation and ask them how much the speaking fee is to get one of the Clintons to come make an appearance at your location.

put pineapple on the pizza sauce. The devil will definitively be summoned because that's the most evil thing you can do to a innocent creature like pizza sauce

OP

If by devil you mean Gordon Ramsay...
Then, you’re spot on

This is super super duper cereal

Attached: C380DE5D-142C-49C0-B7FA-807AAD547648.gif (320x256, 847K)

I would recommend reading the goetia.

Attached: Screenshot_20190601-150402_Gallery.jpg (720x1280, 547K)

or look into the orishas you fags
ave elegua

Attached: elegua.jpg (448x336, 55K)