Ctrl+f "rekt"

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Why was he so surprised like wow it hurt, dumb gook

Is there a browser on iPhone that lets you view webms?

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context?

WTF did he miss all shots?

nope, her and the camera man died.

Been looking for this one again for awhile; thanks

pulp fiction

>need gif

The only reason this wasn't more catastrophic, is simply because it's Japan and not China.

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You saw too many movies.

That dog did what i couldn't :(

Is this in Brazil?

Desperate attempt to be whiter

Why? Does it willingly too.

What is the name of this cartoon, it seems real though

Shit I would've taken my hedge trimmer to the fuckin thing

China's shity machines and structures definitely don't help that either

She was acting all cocky like he wasn't gonna shoot her...

People taking pride in stupidity. That's why sending food relief to these savages is a waste and a delaying of Mother Nature that wants to destroy them.

Annoying people is the ONLY reason why people set up blockades during protests. They already know that people don't want to listen, so annoying traffic is their way of forcing opinions down people's throat. It's truly a miracle that this doesn't happen more often.

This man deserves the highest honor of whatever shit country he's in

>gook

Take race out of the equation. Much of the white demographic on Youtube might qualify as legally retarded if you browse through the comment section.

People want attention so bad that the expect life to be like a Youtube video. Literally. He probably believed that cutting off his fingers was as a real as the video that he was recording. These monkeys were not meant to hold electronic devices with the potential for displaying realistic imagery that confuses and bewilders the senses of these humanoid neantherthals.

Hahahaahaahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaahahha
surely you're joking right
>2019
>iPhones can't even play webms
hahahaahahahahha

I'd be a bit more willing if I had a full auto pistol aimed at me too, shit could shred you or jam, better pray it jams though

It amazes me how many people in these videos commit murder while wearing flip flops.

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Flip Flops is comfy and cheap yo

SUMMERFAG SPOTTED

Give me videos of people getting rekt by lawn movers

Wait untill you go protesting anything. See if you like drivers like that then.

Maybe don't protest in the middle of a street, you cunts

You act as if there aren't any other events in streets.
How about city festivals? Or big sports championships? People amass in the streets sometimes. It's part of city life.

Damn

Anyone got the morroco murders?

yup

Shiiiit

yeah, why?

i love the fo sho, just to make sure she dead

have you got a longer version of it?

and easy to wash blood out of.

top kek

Was about to get mad thinking it was a dog. But its not so its ok.

Poor cat

Fucking summerfag.

That "I'm not afraid of your gun" stance, and the face she pulled when she got shot.

fake, even a little cut bleeds like hell and this didnt even bleed a little bit

I didn't know China had amusement parks.

Training exercise?

.
quora.com/What-should-I-do-if-I-cut-off-a-part-of-my-finger

scroll down. story of grandmother with a cut identical to this. note the quote "But when we went in and checked, there was no blood at all anywhere. You would think there would atleast be a drop somewhere but nothing was there."

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The pianist, good movie.

Probably the town's people are punishing the man for thievery or adultery or whatever the fuck. He probably has the choice of being stoned or beaten to death or get his fingers hatcheted.

You're not very smart to ask these kind of questions. Use your common sense and intuition.

haha, very funny
Propaganda

IIRC, his ex-wife. She was a reporter that was fucking the camera man on the side. Guy followed her to her assignment and facebook lived the shooting while she was on the air live doing an interview. The whole vid is around somewhere

youtube.com/watch?v=1Jg9V3istVI

Don't forget about the surprise butt stab
It's the best part of that video

Lose a finger or lose your life, you pick.

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Fucking loser piece of shit

At least he had a helmet on

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_of_Death

top thread
where happened this?

plus hot af in most of these places. (Course my dumb ass does all kinds of yard work in flip flops, so I can't say much)

>I wish/pray I had a new car

"don't you want to go visit Brazil??"
>no, they're animals

Rekt

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It was one, but then it became dinner.

Kek

Absolute alpha male

Normie summerfag spotted

kind of asking a lot from an iphone isn't it?

holly fuck

are you kidding? He punched her so hard, her heart stopped 6 seconds later.

It depends on A LOT of things, if it's going to bleed a lot.
I cut my finger on a salami slicer and almost no blood. I got my finger pricked for a test, bleed like a mofo, and it wouldn't stop. I'd say a good 100cc

Fake news

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HAHAHAHAH now that's a good sense of humor

The two guys came to buy guns, they planned to take the money and the guns by force, what they didn't know, was that its a sting operation. They got shot with rubber bullets.

lol why women are so fragile

This is in the USA you shit-for-brains

dude is now serving LIFE IN PRISON for aggrevated murder

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>dude is now serving LIFE IN PRISON for aggrevated murder
IIRC only a fat whale died and it wasnt even hit by the car, Im I correct?

i can say what i feel with words so i will use an emoticon: :'(

Looks back at the dying old bitch and knows hes fucked. Nothing to do but keep walking till the cops come.

Wonder how much good all that standing in the street yelling did? Wonder how many minds it changed or what impact it had...

no ;_;

its because she had those security cameras installed for exactly this reason. turns out they dont make you bullet proof

>got shot with rubber bullets.
that must really STING lol

thats my favorite ride in wonderland

i guess he got TIRED lol

how do you get it out?

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yes only 1 girl named ashley or something died, but she WAS hit in the initial impact and got re-ran over when he backed away

No, a human died because it was hit by the car.

Damn, thanks for the clarification anons

Brainless alt right monkey behind the wheel. He sure did accomplish a lot killing a non violent protester and getting life in prison. Really made an impact.

Had is key word

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That last twitch

I remember this.

??

Fake

it's a nigger thing

She died because she was fat, she got a heart attack, if she were skinnier she would have lived.

>camera conveniently doesn't show the rest of the arm
>for no reason
Come on, how naive you have to be to believe this is legit

>Gee I wonder why my husband penis size seem so small
Maybe because you keep killing your nerve receptors by sticking shit into your vagina? Women are so dumb

That's what proofs that nature is a bitch. This guy probably has decent sized penis or at least average, yet he's mentally ill to do this shit. While there're countless normal guys with micropenises who would die to have normal size dick but end up being fuck by nature's lottery. The only other thing which makes me more sad when I see some trannies with big dicks. This shit proves all in life is one big fucking joke.

fucking savages

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i like how only niggers started attacking the car like a clique of apes and like it even more that they got ran over.

fucking niggers, why the fuck would they do that and record it? this video alone shows that they are savages + retarded. nothing more than apes.

you must be retarded

My god that would be terrible. Any idea why its happening

Just let the niggers kill eacher off smh

imagin being so retarded that you do something a fucking ape wouldn't do

it was an undercover op trap against people targeting older people and robbing them

nice try in creating fake storys

Fuck you.

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why the fuck would you include a movie scene? retard

no scoped

You have no idea. Sic semper tyrannis.

let's keep inviting them into our countries :)

Asian driver. Typical

>that blood slpat when she hits the wall
Never shoot a woman while in her period.

>fucking niggers
still asking questions

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Well, one of those times when OP delivered.

lmao butthurt kikes spreadin lies

she is clearly old you retard

Makes it look so fucking easy.

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From what dangerous shithole is that? They have no empathy and no courage. Fucking insect people

Nice, maybe next time they won't block the street and stop hard working citizens from getting to their jobs

story?

It's a checkmate. If there is a hell and I'm going then the nigga's who did that and that faggot that posted that video are coming with me.

Fake, right? Staged.

>be OP
>posts in Yea Forums pic of small axe, with time stamp
"hurr hurr quads decide what I do with this axe and my fingers"
>29 "cut your fingers faggot" posts
>75 "op won't deliver" posts
>142 rerolls
>1 winrar
>OP delivers, posts vid of friend cutting his fingers with little axe
>the whole 4chin goes ape crazy
>fast forward a few months, present day, a newfag asks "Why? Does it willingly too."

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>ITT niggers doing what niggers do best; getting rekt.

Good goy

LMAO that's fucked

kek

nig shot white no white lives matter white shoots black nigs lives matter and head lines on news with large pay out of cash has to say sorry to family and loses job even when dead.

>WTF did he miss all shots?

No, sometimes people don't drop on the spot and die later of bleeding like in this case.

cold man that bitch left her kid.

You know that priest got hard for a second then got disgusted with himself for a minute realizing that the child was way too young. He needs them when they're 10-16.

please allow them in every country they look peaceful.

Fucking troll behind him, smacking his ass.

Fuck that guy, I'd punch him in the jaw if he did that to my kid.

The thrust from the chopper is strong and whatever weird aerodynamic properties the patient had, made him or her spin like hell.

My friend is a paratrooper and he said that jumping from a chopper is very different than jumping from a plane, because of what you see in the video - you instantly get pushed down, fast!

fucking beaners

Looks like fun

three people looked shocked and the lady right next to the old woman went to help. I really doubt the dude with scoliosis or the woman a bit further down the road can stop some big motherfucker that just heart punched an old woman with no remorse. I assume you would have checked if the women punched are alright then beat the shit out of the dude so you could get a standing ovation?

what a strange thing to say

Full immersion baptism, three times. Not done naked here in the states, but pretty common elsewhere. The parents must request that their child be baptized, so they wouldn't be upset at all. Besides, it's really not a big deal, nobody drowns or anything.

He has his katana on him at all times user. You fucking know that. It's as much a part of him as his fedora and rainbow dash keychain he got from his girlfriend who was just his friend but he doesnt tell people that.

Moldova

>being this ignorant
watch this, he continues to run until his body doesn't have enough blood

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calm down incel

metal

He became a martyr for incels tho

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>being this ignorant
watch this, as he takes about 5-7 shots at point blank but still manages to run away, only to be stopped by falling of the stairs

you really think a healthy young man can't make a jump like that? even if he did indeed fall that way he can easily stand back up and continue running.
him being shot at point blank several times that shows he was actually shot and increases blood loss rate

Exactly how stupid are you, you bright red mother fucker?

He's just running over faggots, he should get parolled.

Good gay

Fucking faggots kekekek

Fucking niggers really do look like a pack of crows hopping around, pecking.

Ugly ass stray dog and nasty plastic chairs...
>somewhere in Latin America?
Using warehouse as a living room...
>Brazil?
Toilet paper instead of napkins...
>Mexico?
Hitman wearing poor taste "sombrero"...
>Mexico?
Now, this is where I get lost:
Bitch abandons her son...
>China?
They all abandon wounded/dead guy...
>China...
They are playing in a warehouse full of presumably dangerous chemicals...
>yup, must be China
Date format is yyyy-mm-dd, so...
>China.
Date says 13th of december 2015 (which was sunday) and local time says 7 PM, not even midnight yet, so if China they would have been working...
Again, I'm lost, they must be spics?

Body build Hitler puts the F in Fit, Führer, and Fuck ze juden.

Protesting is for niggers. Anyone driving into a white pride demonstration with legal permit, etc... will get shot.

Everyone wants sports events. These are faggots, no one wants.

Town is probably a bunch of niggers who common sense doesn't apply to.

Brazil bizarre adventures

You've clearly never had an adrenaline rush. Some people when they have an adrenaline rush cant keep up and their whole body starts shaking.
Now explain to me why in many shootings people die at the hospital, sometimes even several days later and not in the scene of the crime

Yeah, it's called, Cuck Fox. Now take your iphone and go fuck cocks.

A faggot stopped from spreading STDs

Just download VLC player

Sandniggers

nope. gunshots not like in movies. adrenaline kept her alive for a few minuets.

Give him a medal. Fucking libfags and niggers getting triggered.

Fucking beaners. Too bad the other one made it.

holy fucking shit, you clearly ignored everything i said but fuck you anyways.
>why do people die in hospitals
because they weren't shot at point blank, multiple fucking times, he had a very high chance of being shot in a vital organ combined wih the fact that he has 5+ wounds meaning he bled a lot really fucking fast >muh adrenaline
it doesn't magically replace the blood you fucking retard
and nobody said he fell because he died. a ton of muscle strength is used in standing up and keeping balance along with constant activity from the brain, they can't do that if there is little blood to fucking provide energie and O2.
i'm not wasting anymore time explaining basic high school shit to you

Because it's a person getting rekt retard

youtu.be/7Qq3dXfzvdw
>be a cop
>get shot 8 times at point blank
>at least 5 shots go into you
>survive

In case you dont watch the video, he also gets shot in the neck

why is the dog puking? does animals have anxiety as well?

Vomit is known to be a really good defense mechanism.

He was probably getting squeezed so hard he couldn't help it. Hell his guts might pop out his ass or mouth at some poing

>killing a non violent protesters

nigga they had weapons.

Were they shooting them? Thats' right, they were'nt shooting them.
Just because you have a gun it doens't mean your'e going to shoot it, faggto

The dog did it for the drama and if the owner really cared for his best friend he would have stopped filming but unfortunately he didnt

That's exactly what it means when faggots and niggers are involved. And they had clubs and pipes too.

nigga what??? you don't bring weapons to a peaceful protest. That's not called a peaceful protest even if you don't use them.

Well, they were run over by an alt-[left/right choose appropriate], yet no one shot at them, thus proving the legitimate peacefulness of their protest.
>you don't bring weapons to a peaceful protest
Dude, so what are military parades then?

>healthy
The moment you get shot you stop being healthy, plus how do you know he didnt smoke crack or was an alcoholic?

>military parade = peaceful protest

tranny logic, the next car is coming for you, Mary.

What about open-carry faggots or basically any faggot who carries a gun in public?

are they white?

When the general mass of a protest is holding a general weapon they clearly had intent to use it. Your military parade reference is the most idiotic thing you can compare it to.
I doubt any of them were granted an open carry licence but anyways lets ignore the guns then. Did they have an open carry for their clearly-a-weapon bats/bars? They were intending for this to become a riot.

Could anyone plz post the vid where there is a guy just running for no reason and aventually runs thru a class door

So your argument is whether them carrying weapons was legal or that bringing a weapon to a protest doesnt make it peaceful?

Yea Forums is dead

>me are no agree whit yuo so i insoolt yuo
Cry louder anons, then mommy will probably bring you chicken tendies and a mlp toy.

Yes.

>when the general mass of a protest is holding a general weapon they clearly had intent to use it.

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And we killed it

You didnt answer, which of the 2

One group is an army, the other a gang of fags and trans monsters.

So many boot camp rejects....

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I'm saying if half of the people at a protest is holding a weapon of some sort (knife/gun/bat/bar/ect). It's no longer a peaceful protest. It's a protest which will soon become a riot. No doubt if police showed up they would have went ape-shit.
I(801486219) never insulted anyone. What made you think that?
>A group calling themselves the Militia arrive to “keep the peace” outside the “Unite the Right” rally in Charlottesville on Aug. 12.

I don't think the video with the car was trying to keep the peace

Which 2? No Oxford comma, so it was all one single question with a yes or no answer.

No such thing. But run your gay Pontiac in there and see what happens, twink

i blame newfags

>1/2 of them run away
>1/4 of them pee their pants
>1/8 of them shoot their toes while trying to react
>the neck beard screams "medic" like he's seen so many times in war movies
>the rest stand there picrelated

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Why dont you just answer the question faggot, you clearly know what I meant, plus I used "or" so the use of a comma is incorrect

>Why dont you just answer the question faggot,
Is that a question? If so, where is the question mark?
Asuming that it is indeed a question, the answer is because that question was not directed at me in the first place. Sorry.
>you clearly know what I meant,
Yes, I do.
>plus I used "or"
Yes, you did.
>so the use of a comma is incorrect
I agree.

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You are fucking retarded. I would suggest that you neck yourself so your genes wont spread, but no one wants to fuck you anyways so we're good

Most likely this. They either got rejected or get a massive boner when LARPing as soldiers, but without the struggle

you're the kind of nigga that makes it to college and doesn't know what a thesis statement is.

I want context on this

I bet she wished she stayed on that fucking peak

Cool song

>Nigga
Get the fuck out of here nigger
At least I'll make it to college unlike you, you stupid little faggot

Typical weird Eastern Orthodox shit

they look less dangerous than an average american high schooler

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Brazil is a fucking war zone. You better be packing some heat if you want to live.

KEK. That would have been an amazing file name

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Been there for 2 days. Got mugged the 2nd

Fucking kek

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Lol. Saw that on CNN this morning. Nice oc

sticks against a moving 2 ton car. Sounds fair.

>I'll make it to college
How do you plan to even pay yoru student loan?
>unlike you
Wrong. I did go through it, already graduated (in IT if you need to know), have a job in automation. No student loan btw :3

>assumes I am American
Didnt know this was a YLYL thread
>Wrong. I did go through it, already graduated (in IT if you need to know), have a job in automation. No student loan btw :3
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Gimme some rodent/monkey (animals not niggers) shit

Wtf

Brasil is literal shit

When the rope is a little twisted and the rescuers are retarded, because they should pick up her on the ground.
Usually, the load hangs under the hull, but when it turns enough to get some of it's parts under the propeller, the pressure spins it like a carousel. You have to unwind more rope (approx 50 meters).

where was this?

Was on this. Would ride again

What happens when them boys reach the bladder ? So many questions

Funny thing, this dude probably doesn't even get infections doing this, you touch your dick one day without washing your hands and you're fucked. The human body is weird.

Source: This happened in Phoenix AZ, 74 year old woman was hiking and collapsed of dehydration, the rescue crew picked her up and the winch picked up turbulence from the rotor, causing what you see. Literally just happened yesterday

Poor woman got a full on nasa training. Did she die ?

Nah, she was ok. Dizzy af but she's ok. Happened in Arizona.

>TALK YOU SONOFABITCH!!

It is, only you are a pussy

I would cut that motherfucker up hurt a little girl like that and the people just stand there what the fuck happened to this world everyone is mad

And Sal ends up on the loser board.

The Oathkeepers are almost entirely a LEO and former military organization.

Ohio State Fair a couple of years ago

Hahaha twister

...

WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIIIIIIDE

>You're not very smart to ask these kind of questions. Use your common sense and intuition.

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killed a reporter who spurned him, not fake

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Ooga booga they are all skilled specialists, we should allow them here and give them all our money ooga booga

Get back to normiegram and fagbook

Baited

Lost

dude thats fucked, the poor woman must have puked all day long after this

I'm a vegab

He will walk proud and free soon.

Fuck you.
Fuck you.
You cool.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.

Probs fake tbh
Semi fuck you

Why are all webms muted, or is it me?

Nice

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"Its barbaric, but hey it's home" -The song 'Arabian Nights' from Disney's Aladdin

like that ever happened. fucking kikes

youtube.com/watch?v=e94iDMyCKrQ

GET IN HERE

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GET IN HERE

youtube.com/watch?v=e94iDMyCKrQ

GET IN HERE

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GET IN HERE

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GET IN HERE!!!!!!

shouldnt have walked near the guy who is clearly a powerlvl 9000chad

Edgelord has edge.

the thing is, that kid made himself light headed so theyd fall down and pass out before they would have the chance to reach for the door and pussy out, which the kid tried to do, but blacked out before it happened.

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because this isn't /gif/ niggerfag

yeah he missed thats why the cameraman and her are both dead, right faggot?

thot patrolled

Quick! Help with to carry him away from here! Get him away!

Samarit! Quick! He was shot!

3 dildos in meinem arschloch

>when Yea Forums goes outside