Ask Master Yoda a "How do I" question and get the wisdom of his response

Ask Master Yoda a "How do I" question and get the wisdom of his response.

0 - The Dark Side clouds everything
1 - Strong enough, you are not
2 - You must unlearn what you have learned
3 - Feel the Force!
4 - You will know when you are calm... at peace
5 - Already know that which you need
6 - Clear you mind must be
7 - Use your feelings
8 - Control, control, you must learn control!
9 - Train yourself to let go everything you fear to lose

Dubs - The Dark Side I sense in you...

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How do I skull fuck Yoda?

How do I stop my life from degrading into physical and mental squalor leading off into a bleak gray distance with death looming at the end inescapable, yet always appearing far off.

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How do I find the right girl and be more manly and gentleman like

How do I gain the Jedi Mind Trick Master Yoda?

How do I know if a girl is good for me?

How do I turn my life around?

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How do I stop being a fucking normie?