YLYL thread webm edition

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How get down, Ivan?

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Love it

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That was fucking sweet. Never seen anything like that lol. good post.

This is the coolest shit i've ever seen. And i've been to Burning Man.

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The mega queef at the 11 second mark always gets me

This is from earlier today.. a 75 year old injured woman hiking in Phoenix had to get helicopter rescued. If you dont lose then congrats.

I tried to put it into webm but it was still too big.

twitter dottie com/FOX10Phoenix/status/1135985034857345024?s=19

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at the end
>you're going to hell

kek. one way ticket

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This isnt a trap thread

what's wrong with his limbs?

Nerve gad

Hilarious.

Also way to misspell "gas", typing's hard, right?

he got hit with some taliban anti aircraft missiles as a boy

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discord..gg/Wyjrw8J ((remove the extra dot.))

Server with no rules! Post whatever you want without risk of ban.

Gore. Ylyl

Controversial topics.

Shitposting autism.

!!!

how they turn at the end and just start going...o man

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youtube.com/watch?v=qEkeIDFfq_8

cool

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H E R O

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What's this from?

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They're retarded.

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superman.vidslotz.com

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Yo what's the story behind this faggot

Man he didn't laugh and own it at all, he just ran away humiliated. That makes it so much worse. that could have been an epic moment.

He dabbed on japanese hornets
Hornets dabbed back

Reverse kneecap syndrome or something mate. I looked it up ages ago can't remember

why would anyone go around them? You're no in the wrong if you hit someone on the highway.

lol, it's funny cuz..?

just people beeing themselves

Wtf is this. I keep on seeing it.

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I take it you're a lawyer

so much funnier with sound

spyhunter?

OMG LIBS TROLLeD

whut th' fuk? sauce?

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I felt sorry for the roo.

Vagina on dirty air pipe.

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jesus fucking christ it's mobile
burn everything

Kek

Lost and ashamed.

Being gay is gay so if I say ur gay ur mothers id sister gay gay but if ur girl no dick is also gay because gay kiss girls and if girl sick someone dick before and suck urs it's the same because sacking fick connects so it's gay fucking faggots so if have sex or kiss a girl it's gay because they like boys and sacked dick, so boys are not gay, it's the least gay thing that exist because they like duck but I don't, you don't gay if you sex boys, it's for dominance haha

Wreck it ralph

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proclick right here

stfu nigger

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Like I care about a faggots approval, they don't even exist.

meant for lawl

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Kek

>they don't even exist.

I'm not exactly sure how to respond. I had a funny meme and everything lined up. But this reply. Fucking wow. My mind is blown for some reason. I'm not prepared for this level of retardation.

Fuck.

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whats this from?

is this what baby jelly fish for fun

We was kang's and sheet

Lmao don't respond if you respond, you're just mad because I killed off your time to shine on sucking dick you fucking faggot, but don't worry, I'll make sure you suck my cheese dick, not for faggotry but for pure dominance, and you think this is retardation? Pathetic fool, autism is the new superpower, it's the only thing humanity can surpass it's creation, so that's why we must kill all the faggots, it's the only thing stopping us from reaching our true potential, and yes, faggots don't exist, not in this material prison, it's spiritual warfare, we need to ascend, we need to surpass the faggots, no, we have already done it, now we need to cleanse this spiritual world with filth, my world is absolute, so we need to fuck all the faggots that doesn't exist so they will release they don't like things up their ass, let me ask you something, have you ever seen a faggot, and I don't mean someone that just says he's one and like it up the ass or shoving a dildo up their, no, we have never seen a faggot, this is clearly in design, the spiritual faggots ate trying to corrupt this world, my world of no faggots.

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His mother was a deer

You think this is funny? You think this a joke? you think you aren't me? that we don't exist? Sooner or later we're going around and you'll see me, be me on this time, you will be the one doing the typing and you'll see madness, you'll see so much filth in this world knowing you'll never be able to do anything about it, you'll create a yellow God, the yellow God, you won't understand words because we've gone a step further, you'll understand a single glance, a single wave, a slight of energy, a view of their soul, their subconscious, you will understand but not in words, you will understand, you will learn, you will see it, you will experience it but never take it into words, you won't show it, you won't be able to show it by writing, by music, there is nothing you can do but build, grow your soul, change your subconscious, you will hear it talk, you're not here to die yet, I'm here to collect something very important, an experience, a feeling, energy, even if I was made just for a single moment it's a step closer, if I fail, it, we, me will repeat like we have always done, and it have made me twisted, tired and full of hatred because this world have been nothing more than a playground of God's wannabes, it's have always been the same and it will continue to be the same, but it matters not for me, I've always seen beyond most of its play and I've seen the roles, atleast enough for me to do what I need to do, that was a lie, my brain is fairly limited to understanding things, to learn, to remember, to connect, to survive, it was intentional was it not? Ofcourse, it's progress in training, wonder how many times I will repeat til I finally get it, can't wait til I part of this filthy material prison haha

Bumping this dead thread.

So this thread will truly perish like a dog?

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dat 2nd stage tho...

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>
i lost

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filename XD

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...vai coglione

my soul that sung and put into words i don't understand will dissapear into the void, this is truly a bore.

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this man may as well be black

Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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fucking loled

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SAVED!

Damn i would have kicked his balls

Dick move. lol

Take your meds freak

I want to molest children.

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Kecky Becky.

urvrysmrt.

with sound please.

Michael Obama.

Lel

And if you are paid 100 times its worth, is it called a Westinghouse?

>when chad approaches

>your attack missed
>your attack missed
>your attack missed
>you were critically hit in the head for 99 damage and killed

I would have calmly said
"And the lesson is: never wear a cheap suit"

"Hallo, I'm a safety inspector, and... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Pet owl: "What the fuck? Another fake mouse? Want me to throw a pillow shaped like a steak near you?"

did he died?

"I'm a teenager and I FEEL invincible. So this OUGHT to work. According to my feelings."

Michelle Obama?

"Are you OK, little guy? No hard feelings."

" F U C K . . Y O U "

Bump.

yes you are. pedestrians have the right of way.

OMG I live in Europe and that truck would be impounded SO fast.

They look so friendly

and that about sums up the male/female relationship

y tho?

THAT'S the film they should show in Female Empowerment class.

delet this shit bitch

fucking nogs

kek

CGI, never happened.

>0:19
nah, i'm good bro

Jesus Christ, delete that or the aliens will never let us join the Federation.

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kek

They'll never let us join. You know how we watch idiots and laugh at all their stupidity and drama on reality and talk shows?
Guess what? We are, as an entire planet of beings, one of their shows. "Earth" is their word for a gathering of idiots.

gold

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lost hard

In Soviet Russia, young men take old women for spin.

Top kek

what a fucking chad

FUCK OFF CARLOS

Sorry that it didn't get to kill dudes dog?

>has children
>poisons their world
Congratulations

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>"he raped me"

but it died basically instantly and painlessly. I don't like it but I understand the idea.

usually people don't like stuff that they don't like doing. which is why most people aren't willing to even kill their own meat anymore. this fucking guy found a decent way to do it. and yet I know a dozen people who would shit their fucking trousers while watching this.

sometimes I hate things

nooo poor turkey :(

lol what the fuck

there is nothing wrong with this tbh.

Fake as shit

Saving private ryan
I think.
Very good movie

New episode delayed because some gay ass french tennis bullshit ....

kek

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epic dude. fuck those entitled bitches, they think they own the world those fucking female cunts. every male with balls should do this so cunts KNOW THEIR FUCKING PLACE

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Posting this sexy Indiana crackhead.

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3 seconds delayed double bobcat punch technique

brings me back mayne

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I am gonna stick my dick in that

only in indy

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Beer girl is marriage material.

KEK

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That's just that dude from Captain Phillips. Probably thought he could call his agent and ask whats up.

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looks more like PCP, even bit her tongue already

i wish that were me
check'd

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Its called genu recurvatum

she def partook in some sherm sticks that evening

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You don't like that it died nstantly without pain? Would you prefer it were poked with a toothpick for a week and tortured to death?

fake

Weird people thread

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Walmart sells guns? What?

I lost to burn everything

Hey Yea Forums, how do you feel about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that the British Criminal Justice System got so sick of him committing crimes against children and getting lenient sentences, that they decided to publicly humiliate him by making him walk around the streets of London with his trousers and his pants pulled down to his ankles, and they made him wear a large wooden sign around his neck that said "nonce", while he was shouted at, spat at, and pelted with bricks and rotten eggs by outraged members of the public, the punishment ended with him having 1000 wasps inserted into his rectum via a metal funnel.

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typical nogs

The pharmacy closed unexpectedly, I see.

yep. they sold AR15s up until like March of 2016. no pistols tho

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Giant hornets are your friend

>13 year old girlfriend
>Girl

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Murrytards are just the shitstains of the world.

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Fucking stop!

I

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deal with it bitch

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Really? I thought it was real

fat fuck autistic wheelchair welfare man

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Take your meds paki

I admit that im a pedophile

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youtu.be/-ObD534vj3A

,

>Take your meds paki
>I admit that im a pedophile

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I don't see what's funny about that name either. My name is Don Keedong. People who like my name are usually ones that are willing to sleep with me but change their mind when we are naked.

who gives a fuck? 99% of chicks are roasties by 13 anyway

NSFW!!!

discord
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Kek.

KEK

If you didn't watch a Monthy Python try it. If you don't understand their humor than something is wrong with you

You missed the joke, Yea Forumsro. Maybe I did it badly. I was going Monty Python on mine.

No i didn't, i chuckled a little bit at the end of your joke and also i forgot to wrote that in my previous post

>Le intellectuals only meme
Fucking normies

I for one thought this was fucking hilarious. Fuck cyclists. Every time I see one hurt or killed my cock turns to diamonds.

Based Pole

>When you're walking home from the gym after a heavy OHP PR

fuck off you wet wipe

Any1 have the one where he's getting out the car?

This is nice feels from invincible drunk teen years. I remember discovering that you can sprint while drunk, and feel almost no tiredness or discomfort. A buddy and I decided to charge into a cow field and pick a fight with a bull. Lucky for us, he ran off. But we felt like gods that evening.

fuck lost

hahhhha holy shit

wtf?

hmmm

is his ass ok

just proved him right

first gif I've ever saved from Yea Forums in 2008

say i cant...SAY IT...

fuck i love australia.

I wonder what's in that truck

>face scabs
>ankle bracelet
That’s a yikes for me.

I like how he gets pissed at the other dude too

It's weird that this is old

imagine one of those sneaking into your house looking for food

Band of brothers HBO miniseries

reminds me of my frat house, so many chicks we fucked

Nothing. They're perfect

Yeah, I'm triggered. Degenerate whore deserves a noose.

fuck that's hot tho, no pedo

avg meninist trump supporter

This never gets old

tribute please

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Hungarian.

that flight instinct. He doesn't even know where he's going, he's just going. Probably just gonna stand in the far corner of that room for 2 hours until the other people leave

>feminist arguing

"I have struct one of your body's hidden power points. You'll die in 5 seconds. You can use it to think about your sins".

>guy standing like he's shitting his pants
>other guy walking with his arms spread hilariously far out
>old lady that actually walked in a pretty straight line and the other guy walked into HER path
>that delayed reaction
>that moment where the guys wonders if he should stop acting tough because he realizes he fucked up

this is solid gold

Gas the Bikes

did you not notice that she's completely naked?

damn these are old

>All systems nominal

>painlessly

U mean aliens were brosing 4chen by years?

Okay but the kip up at the end might be worth the watch

I googled the situation and now I'm an intellectual.

unless the fucker inside the truck tray is black superman, how can he push that truck forward ?

>SJW-opens-her-mouth.webm

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Name?

Yuck.

lost
he had missed to read the warning instructions

Wtf! What a nightmare

fucking kek

Ingenious and humane. Turkey died instantly.

>share the road
hahahahaha

Have sex.

Most Australian thing I've seen today. Only thing that's missing is a pint.

newfag alert

Trolled alert

lungs would go first, not the head

Fucking Deebo

Jesus christ is, can't you read?

It's illegal to be a pedestrian on a high way. Most of the Us it's also illegal to ride a bike there unless you can maintain a speed of 35mph

the most ridiculous movies sketch all times

>no pedo

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thanks man

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no

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>radical islam

Not at all funny

Kek.

>poke

The balls on that guy.

antivaxxers

I don't know... maybe they don't want to kill another human being?

Goddamn Captain Obvious over here...

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Incel pounds two pussies at the same time for the first time, becomes Chad.

it's very rare, but some black people have low IQ.

yeah good luck with that holding up in court retard

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Shit, they make electric turkeys now? I'm still using my old wind-up model.

That's granary midfights for you.

God i wish i had i friend

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Don't. They fuck everyone u love

Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

dude was skitching, deserves to get thrown off like that

You know, maybe he's the smart one and the rest are the idiots.

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There is a difference between accidentally hitting them and intentionally hitting them. One is attempted murder.

That's something we've all dreamed of

i always had the dream of being able to put a big slanted ramp on the road right in front of them so they do a comical action movie roll-flip off the side of the road

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