I fingered her asshole for over 5 minutes in a nightclub

I fingered her asshole for over 5 minutes in a nightclub.

AMA

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Proof?

I had sex with her a few years ago

Why her asshole and not her pussy?

i am her

The dirty hole seemed hotter. That and she said "finger my bum".

Proof or gtfo

What did your fingers smell like afterwards

I deliver toys to kids every Christmas Eve in my flying sled pulled by 12 reindeer.
AMA

Rub your anus and try.

To be trustworthy, one must prove to be actually trustworthy.

By the way:
İ helped make thıs vıdeo, among other thıngs, She used somethıng İ composed, plus used some of my art as thumbnaıl desıgns for the costumes, and effects. İ also helped wıth composıtıon, but İ won't brag. She's also very talented. She even used some of my graphıcs and photography as overlays wıth the vıdeo.

İ'm that guy people make fun of, callıng me a faker. Well, lısten to the ammount of sarcasm thıs song holds.

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Dudes,
İ'm duke zuur.
lol

And yes, actual female celebrities actually send me actual nude photos actually every night. Actually.
OR my name isnt Duke Zuur
Which it is.
Lay of the land.

FYI:
TAYLOR IS PURE
NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK
KNOW
OR HAVE HEARD
I KNOW THINGS ABOUT HER NONE OF YOU PROBABLY KNOW ABOUT HER
and I'm in a killing mood right now
SO DON'T BE JERKS
AND DON'T IMPLY STUFF
because you might actually die in real life if you do

Do you think I'm crazy?

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO FUCKING FIND OUT.

Yes. Duke Rules.
Thank you.
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Pretty funky but it was still hot. The vagina will also make your fingers funky, though.

an american said "bum"? gtfo.

Her husband is British. Also I'm American and I say that.

a) she's not married, she's just dating him.
b) no you don't.

I know Taylor personally and she would've said something like "finger my fucking asshole"

Americans have no culture or particular way of speaking. I've lived here my entire life.

>I know exactly what someone woukd say in any random situation
Okay, kid.

Fuck you Santa you delivered to the wrong wife. I gave you specific directions and an address.

Hot

nope

thye do have a distinct dialect they use. I also wouldn't believe you if you started using the phrase "petrol station". no american would call it that. it's a gas station, or in the deep south, an icehouse.

America is a mix of every culture and nation. What are you on about?

>take my cat ears off for a moment.
I call bullshit Op, it’s a well known fact Taylor doesn’t have an asshole ;)

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I thought it was on her face?

Americans still don't say "bum" unless they're talking about a hobo

Taylor Swift's pussy stinks

You probably have her round the wrong way

No, her face is cute user.

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that's all well and good, but have you ever fingered Taylor Swift's bumhole?