Tell me your biggest darkest secret. This is Yea Forums it's not like we know who you are

Tell me your biggest darkest secret. This is Yea Forums it's not like we know who you are.

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I kissed a 15 year old girl and fingered her ass a little bit 2 years ago when I was 25. I don't regret it but I say I do to those who I did tell. I only ever said I kissed her. 1 person knows I fingered her. She loved it too and wanted more but we knew we couldn't.

> implying people can't be traced if someone really puts their mind to it

You're naive

I know coming to Yea Forums for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I just finished high school and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her grades started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her college for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my sister blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my sister and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my sister has more experience and it felt so fucking good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Karen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Jordan, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my sister is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my sister. I've even gone as far as to fap to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be brother and sister. I really need this because I feel like shit right now and our parents won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.

I pretty much just fucked my sister. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my sister. My question, Yea Forums, is WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they fuck their sisters?

I keelt a man. It was in Reno, Nevada. Not sure why I did it, I guess it was just to watch him die, as fucked as that sounds.

I highly doubt any of the secrets here that are told are going to be so fucked up that the FBI will come after any of these Yea Forumstards

why not kill a deer or play the sims?

>why not kill a deer or play the sims?
No, it was a crime of opportunity. I was in Reno looking for my dad that left me and my mom when I was young.

Later, I did find him, I still remember it. There at the table, dealing stud, was that awful man. I called him out and we got to blows out into the street, in the mud and the blood and the beer.

No thank you mister FBI man. Im good.

FingerBLAST

I said secret, not something illegal, just something you're ashamed of

I'm the one behind the destruction of planet Vegeta.

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I wouldn’t tell people that man unless they’re other lurkers. Everyone going to judge you for fingering a 15 year old kid

You’re the most naive person in this thread. Even if someone said they murdered in this thread no one is going to trace. Get real kiddo

We had an on going fling for a while, nothing serious happened. We wanted too but realized it wouldn't work out. I really did like her for her. Maybe in a couple years if we run into each other and she's in her 20s and also a bit more mature.

did she enjoy you fingering her ass?

more than I actually thought she would. I asked if she wanted it and she even grabbed my hand and said do it.

You should write a blues song about this

I was a male hooker back when I was a kid.

I was really cute back then; I charged $300 an hour.

I stole a bubblegum from the supermarket once

a few weeks ago, I rolled singles in a dubs thread.

I kissed a 6 y/o girl.
I was 8.

you guys are the worst

When I was drunk, I killed a man. Me and my mother buried him under this dung pile.

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I fucked a male hooker that was a kid. He was really cute and charged me $300

Boy, the NSA has their work cut out for them, seeing as you retards are incriminating and identifying yourselves willingly.

You seem to ignore the fact that somebody has to give a fuck, and nobody gives a fuck

You could have earned more, kid's asses are rare

Hmmm, no I'm thinking it would do better as a country song. But, hell, what do I know?

I'm just a backwoods boy who's first thoughts were of a freight train leaving town, not even knowing where it was bound. Despite all of my Sunday school learning, to the bad I kept on turning.

Ah well, mama tried to steer me better, for sure. But, now here I am, 18 without parole. No one but me to blame.

That's a tough one, mate. Once you open the door, get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur

>He thinks the NSA cares about Yea Forums

Why make a big deal out of it? She's just like any other girl, but better because it's not like she's going to want to daye you or anything. She's a fuck buddy.

Oh, also fake and gay

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Gold lol

well if Yea Forums has taught me anything, you'll get to fuck her more

I watched a guy fuck a male hooker, who was a kid and charged $300, and then I masturbated.

I faked having cancer so a girl would date me out of pity

Did it work?

I was legit looking for an upvote. I'm sorry Yea Forums I've been on reddit too long. Pls no hate, I've been there just to read comic book shit

Yeah, but she found out

Getting a (You) is what God made this country for

If you hear a train whistle blowing....do you ever hang your head and cry?

Yessir... yes I do. What gets me is all those rich folks. I think "They must be eating in that fancy dining car", or that they're having really fine coffee and they might even be smoking big cigars.

No, that life it ain't for me. It's too late for me to change my ways. I'm just po-dunk, and honestly don't give a hillbilly fuck.

When my dogs were getting old I would finger/jack them off so they could feel good and young for a little bit. I knew enough to know sex felt good but not enough to know it isn't the same for (most) animals. I mostly just scared them.

Thanks Johnny

Actually, it's Townes, but I'm glad you got something from my tale. As it stands, aside from telling my story, I'm just waitin' 'round to die.

I made 5,000 off money my dead grandfather hid that nobody knows about that he probally wanted nobody to find

My uncle abused me and my sister for almost a decade. When I was 16 he got caught and put in jail but the investigation also revealed my secret. I had been abusing my cousin, my uncles only child and son, for the last four years. Not in a sexual way, I would knee and kick him in the balls as hard as I could. I would grab and twist them and worse I would tie string or fishing line around his dick until it turned colors. He didn’t lose anything but he has permanent ed. He’s not even 18 and has just been really discovering what he lost. I feel terrible for what I did to him but at the time it was the only way I could retaliate against my uncle since I was terrified my uncle. No one deserves what I did to him but a big part of me doesn’t regret it. My uncle will rot in prison knowing when he and his son die that’s it for his blood. No one will carry on his family name.

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You need to apologize to your cousin.

It'll feel good, go on. What your uncle did to you was horrible, but so what you did to your cousin.

Please, go apologize to him and try to make amends.

I got gay Craigslist blowjob from old queen in my 20s. Now 40 and married with kids and no one knows. I felt so dirty

I deliberately miss texted a message saying love you mum to someone who’s mum died. Then said I miss texted it. For the lulz, kek

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double dubs took a walk on the wild side

good for you, user

I've been posting my wife on here the whole time we've been together and she doesnt know

don't be a nigger, and give us her tits

Racism is bad mkay

I don't care if she's black or white, I just want to see her tits.

You best post em boy

mkay drugs are bad mkay so you shouldn't do drugs mkay

(exhales from crack pipe)

I hate niggers, spics and jews a lot. The secret is just how fucking much I hate them.

They're H cups. Huge. I feel bad about posting her/looking for chicks on here but I've tried staying off of Yea Forums but cant seem to..

Same. I'm fucking my friends 15 year old sister behind his back. Young, tight pussy the best.

Sometimes I tell women they look pretty when they really don't

So do something about them...

hurr durr someone did something bad to me so i do the same thing to someone else. "oh what a terrible man that was... oh wait a second i am no different"

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get off Yea Forums johnny cash you are supposed to be dead

Legends never die motherfucker

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I was textbook abusive and only realized it 2 years after the fact

Why can't I stop doing it anons?

I go to work everyday with a steel buttplug in. The other day, i had to bend down to pick up a heavy box and the butt plug shot out of my ass, down my pants, and dropped out of the pant leg. It made a loud cracking noise on the tile and there was a few co workers around that heard it. I had to kick the plug under a nearby fridge in order to avoid said co workers from seeing what had caused the sound.
Never was able to retrieve said buttplug as there were always co workers around. About a week goes by and i go into work, only to find out that management had bought new appliances for the office. The old white fridge that i kicked the buttplug under had been replaced by a brand new stainless steel one. Whoever was tasked with moving out the old fridge and bringing in the new one definitely would have seen it laying there.
Nobody has said anything or is acting weird towards me though, so i think im in the clear. The only thing im sketchy about is the camera in the corner of that room. Hopefully nobody decides to view the tapes

The law says I can’t find this attractive

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Law says you can't touch it, not that you can't find it attractive.

my brother made me a sandwich once and i told him it was great but it was just good

Pretty sure I’m not allowed to be attracted to this

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I did something worse.
I stole a paxket of skittles even tho i had the money to pay for it.

When I was visiting my grandmother's house back when I was 11 or 12 she had female German Shepherd and one day when no one was there except me and her because the adults went out shopping I decided to start sucking on her nipples to see what milk would taste like.
I ended up doing this several times that summer but never got caught thankfully and ended up going back to my house, I visited her next year and never did it again though because I figured out what I did was really fucking weird and only now do I know exactly how bad it was.

This same grandma would later accuse me of raping my 9 year old brother when I was 13 and beat me half to death for it because when she found out he had a rash around his asshole (because he would shit himself and never cleanup until someone noticed) she asked him why he had that and if it was because I did something (she has schizophrenia btw) and my brother thought it'd be funny to tell her he wants her to stick something up my butt, she took that as me raping him instead of logically concluding that he was shitting himself and not cleaning up, which everyone in my immediate family fucking told her.

My brother would go on to suck both mine and my best friend's dick, when he was 12, at least three times over the course of a week because he wanted to know what it felt like or some other bullshit.

As of today he turned 18 this month and somehow or another he isn't gay and somehow or another I'm not actually into bestiality and I fucking hate furries. (I do however have a lactation and mommydom fetish.)

Kids are fucking weird during the ages of 9-13 man.

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my town is supernatural...

yous could be the gubmint

i masturbate while watching porn on tube8

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Did you and your friend enjoy the blowjobs? Did he swallow every time?

I have a brother and we didn’t do any of that shit. You and your brother are fags

No man, you and ur incest family are just weird, kys

I didn't even get too hard because I thought it was really fucking weird. Idk about my friend though because we both pretend like it never fucking happened.

K

Ironically enough I am legally and technically a product of incest due to my mother being adopted by my father's mother. But they are not blood related.

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Voted for Trump

ignore the dum dums, it's perfectly normal for boys to be curious and try stuff like that

Yeah the NSA and FBI are gonna spend resources tracking down a bunch of fucking retarded neets larping about fingering banging teens you sperg

When I was a kid my friend was a pyromaniac, a legit pyro with a bunch of other fucked up mental shit going on too. He used to squeeze his hands tightly and rock back and forth and smile when shit was on fire. I was with him when he set the woods on fire three times. Fire trucks from a few towns over came, seriously big fires that made the front page of the news. He set two abandoned cars on fire and he set a few bee hives on fire with a can of hair spray and a lighter, for some reason he loved torching bee hives. The funniest was a rope swing that kids used to climb, one kid was all the way at the top and he lit the bottom of the rope on fire. The kid waited until the flames were close to him then he slid down with his hands on the rope through fire and hot cinders. I still feel guilty about laughing at the shit but is was funny as hell. Those are only the fires I was there to witness, shit was on fire all over our neighborhood all the time and I knew who it was. I never ratted him out though.

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As long as they are no babies it's kinda ok. But I understand the appeal.
it's fine you did this to enterntaint yourself and not to procreate. You're were not doing "hard" incest.

Making good use of the phrase then

I stole money from a charity collection box so I could buy a Fender. Still feel guilty about it sometimes when I play it.

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>backtracing your ip address

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i did the sex in mother teresa's position for stork packages

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36m and married. Want to try sucking a cock for the first time but haven't found a chill dude and opportunity to have it work

Plant earth was created for me so I can enjoy it so when I am 70 I will be one of the few men left in this world to impregnate every bitch on the planet.

I belive to be in love with my little cousin.

>Tell me your biggest darkest secrets

I fooled around with my sister
I fucked my aunt
I fuckes a girl her best friend and her sister all in the same week. The sisters were in a 3some
I "raped" a girl, creampied her, and never spoke to her again
I started dating my wife when she was 16 and I was 21 in order to ensure she was a virgin so I could train her to be my perfect wife and have had MFF threesomes with her.

It is but i’m not a feelgood website, you come here to be admired or shamed

Haha shieeet thats some nigger shit man

I'm thinking about killing my brother, either that or get in a fight with him and have my mom decide who to kick out from home. If she doesn't kick Him out i will steal her money and run away.

38m married looking for that too

I actually married my cousin and not a redneck

Just one more year bud then you can finger her ass all day long in public

Larry nassar.

joel?

Not if you're a Democrat

i dont want to deploy to korea

go to 13/14, even younger / tighter and capable of taking an entire cock

Except the republicans are the people who actually fuck little boys.

Look up Dennis Hastert
Look up Lawrence king

When I was at school I was a bratty little bitch and used to pick on a lot of the dorky guys. I bought into the whole cheerleader thing and only hung around with sporty guys. When I was 13 there was a guy who was 3 years older in my class who'd been kept back because he was a slow learner. I used to tease him for being fat/smelling bad/being a nerd etc. He never used to say much but one day after school he followed me home and dragged me into a workman's cabin and basically raped me for half an hour. I tried to fight him off but he was obvs a lot bigger. I was so embarrassed I literally never told anyone and he moved at the end of term without ever saying another word to me.

Did you enjoy it at all? Did he make you suck his dick? Did he cum inside you? Any issues with sex now?

Not at the time but I sometimes fantasize about it which is a bit messed up. No he came on me. Yeah I have a few issues but I'm guessing everyone on here does.

As long as its a strat its ok

my secret is im drunk and my bros wedding landed me a beautiful girl to date :) we are all gonna make it bros

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