Yea Forums is full of angry treasonous virgins that root for Trump because they think he'll force Ivanka to give each of them a blumpkin.
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Yea Forums is full of angry treasonous virgins that root for Trump because they think he'll force Ivanka to give each...
Kevin Sullivan
Michael Edwards
im 22. i moved back home from college. i have to live with my parents now. i wait until everyones asleep for a few hours to jack the fuck off. it ranges from somewhere between 12am and 4am. yet.
every.
single.
night.
they wake up righhhhhhhhhhhht before im about to cum. im litterally all set up with my fucking rag in front of me and i hear that fucking creaking floor at fucking 1:29am from across the house. FUCK OFF. creek creek creek creek throws rag on floor panicly closes all porn tabs covers up my dick with my hoodie pull open youtube tab door opens hey son "says bullshit that i cant even comprehend because my adrenaline is too high". its never useful information. never.
one time i litterally came inside my hoodie because my mom walked in on me mid cum. i was pulsating cum into my hoodie as i was talking to my mom. i didnt even close the pornhub tab i just moved it to the side. good thing she doesnt recognize the color scheme.
and my dad decides the bathroom right next to my bedroom is better than the one in his room 2 feet from his bed. and he walks all quiet so i honestly cant tell he is coming until its almost too late. every time i sucessfully cum i cant even enjoy it because im completely vulnerable for about 20 seconds. thats about triple the time it takes for them to get out of bed and enter my room.
i almost got caught three fucking times since i moved back home 3 weeks ago. can you fucking people just stay asleep for more than 3 hours and not wake up to piss and check on me???? jesus fucking christ.
rant fucking over. the struggle continues.
Andrew Johnson
I can't be in Trumps literal position of presidency I can in a quirky funny way but not literal. I have suicide cuts and debt and failing grades. And broke.
Landon Russell
No, the fact that most stories in the mainstream media are at best distortions, if not outright lies, has nothing to do with wanting blowies from Ivanka.
The media has been full of shit since before anyone knew who Ivanka was.
Asher Turner
he pushes you onto the bed, and you moan softly as he whips out his magnum dong. he rests on top of you, entering your asshole hard as you scream with pleasure. he fucks you mercilessly his thick cock slamming into you and your mind goes blank with pure ecstasy. and then, he cums, groaning as he fills you up. he pulls out, and you spread your asscheeks to show him how well you took it. the oatmeal flows out of you, spilling onto the sheets. Faggot
Kevin Thompson
>fake facts
Kayden Powell
Jason Adams
And I will take quads with that
Justin Russell
Nice try. What happened? Your boyfriend vote for him?
Ryder Sullivan
These are you typical anti trump protesters.
Isaac Evans
Get out of my house.
Nathan Torres
There doesn't seem to be any intelligent conversation going on in these rallies
Just inane shit slinging, DRUMPF BRUMPF, ASSHOLE, TINY HANDS, STOP, RESIST, MAKE THE WORLD LAME
jesus fucking christ, these people are actual living caricatures
Tyler Adams
>people in other countries getting this bent about another country's leader whose election they didn't have a say in
Evan Long
>treasonous
Fusion GPS, nigger. The name of that company alone is the sole reason Russia conspiracy shit even exists and is the vehicle for the treason you speak of. Thank the DNC and Clinton Foundation for funding it. While you're at it, ask Hillary why the Ukraine was her largest donor and why the UK had a shitfit with Russia recently or why she sold a fifth of our uranium to Russia as SECDEF. Kek.
Grayson Roberts
As if you contributed anything worthwhile....
Nolan Nelson
Lame meme from the right to argue the left cant meme?
Chase Allen
>he thinks partaking in politics to begin with is "worthwhile"
Julian Carter
Jew puppet president, at least Obunga never sold his daughters to the kikes or bowed to Israel, the fucking Jews placed thier agents Sanders and Trump in the 2016 elections in hopes that no matter which side won they'd be pulling the strings but shit backfired and the dems chose Hillary so they sabotaged her and the election and scapegoated Russia
Xavier Smith
Jaxon Thomas
If you literally think that Obunga wasn't a Jewish puppet as well your extremely retarded, his nignog ass was in service for Israel in bombing the shit out of the Middle East for them
Hudson Gonzalez
Reminder that Ivana was so afraid of black people that anytime she was to be on the floor at a Trump casino the staff was instructed to usher out all the blacks fifteen minutes prior
Oliver Rivera
trump loves to suck jew cock
Ayden Smith
he will go down in history as one of the greatest presidents that helped save American democracy and world hegemony
Jayden Myers
Because his retardation is far reaching when it comes to the damage he can inflict on the planet
Nathaniel Morris
Jews love to suck black cock
Ayden Edwards
Jews hate Trump
Robert Robinson
those are cannonfodder jews, just like the ones in 40-45