This guy on Grindr is paying me for me to go to his house and get a blowjob. Is this a bad idea? Talk me out and f it

I live at home, I can't just leave for a bi, my family would figure it out
The money is nice, but I have never gone this far with someone. I want the experience
True, but you can say the same about literally everyone you kiss

If OP is on Grindr then he's already gay

Do it do it do it do it

used to let a dude suck and rim me for $250 a pop
i would just let him go to town to get off to his perverted fantasies
made lots of money and had great orgasms

Speaking from experience twinkboi?

all it takes is one small undisclosed sore or cut on the inside of his mouth, blood transmission to your peehole and or fresh tiny cut on your weenis. yeah, saliva isn't transmittable, but people on grindr are nasty and possibly the most desperate homos there are.

i met one...but i got too nervous and left >

This is him
Ok. Thanks
This sounds good. I should probably save my virginity for someone I like though

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Faggot

I've seen people say blowjobs are STD free even without condoms how do they not understand this ? I mean, even most whores will fuck with condom but suck you off without it no problem.

...

You fucking retard.

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>Is this a bad idea? Talk me out and f it
Jeffery Dahmer. Think about it.

That fag would've loved Grindr.

£50 and some fun. It's a win-win situation, OP.

>should probably save myself
Don’t build sex up like that. Fuck often. You’re a setting yourself up for disappointment, anger and regret.

Just make sure to say no homo after.

yo im on grindr looking for this, whats your bio?

Why? I'm not giving you my bio, sorry

just wondering how you get people asking to pay for sex, seems like you have to suggest it

for stds yes
there has NEVER been a reported case of hiv transmission from oral sex
oral is generally low risk but yes you can get gonorrhea syphilis chlamydia herpes
just be smart and know who you're hooking up with
and don't go trying to scare people with lies about hiv transmission

pretty sure he's offering to do it for you to pay him

fukin people from grindr is always a bad idea

I accidentally uploaded a pic of my face and he asked. Hang on, I'll screenshot it now

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go for it, £50 is £50

Don't be a pussy, OP. Dude seems like a gentleman and is willing to give you £50 and the succ. You should meet him.

fair play

You have to be 18 to post here

I'm 20

I'm waiting for him to respond to me asking about putting a condom on

If you're going to be a whore don't be a dumb whore. Know your worth and then figure out to get more.

yo i forgot the name of what you say when looking to take drugs and fuck, its like a 3 letter thing like pdp or some shit, anyone know?

He said wank. Just let him jerk you off for 50. If you don't like it then don't do it again. If you do like it, then let him suck next time for another 50. ez. You have a grindr account so it's not like you're not curious.

i think party and play? idk google for craigslist slang or something

DAT PHIFFPY PHAUNDS MAN

thats the one mate cheers, if i'm gonna go fucking about may as well get some drugs out of it

$50 for virgin asshole is nothing. scraps.
when craigslist casual encounters was still alive i got a reply from a spanish dude in his late 30's.
he bluntly offered me $2000 cash, chill on his yacht, with dinner, all expenses paid date and plane ticket to miami.
looking back, i could have haggled him for more cash. instead i ghosted him because i'm not a fag.

I'm just getting a blow/hand job. If he wanted my virginity I'd d definitely want more

Odds are extremely small even then, and it also requires that the guy is unmedicated. Medicated HIV-patients arent contagious.

OP is about to get jeffrey dahmer'd lmao

What are you, an absolute Chad? I knew one guy irl who got this same offer, but he was a total Chad, and told the gay dude if he messaged him again, he'd beat his ass.

As someone who has escorted a lot, NEVER DO AN OUTCALL. I can not stress that enough. He needs to come to you. You will be on his turf walking into god knows what. Almost all police stings for this kind of thing, they get the hookers who come to their place. They don't go into their houses and stuff because it's not safe. So have him come to you. Pretty much completely eliminates the danger of him doing anything besides him sucking your dick

Punishing a man because he gets paid and laid at the same time.

That's just jealousy.

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fucking this

he said wank or suck. take the safe route and enjoy.

Lol. I'm a twink
I'm too scared if people to be a chad
He can't come to my house, my stepdad has cameras all over the house, he is going to want to know who came in our house

Actual good advice, right there.

he's gonna john wayne gacy the shit out of you, idiot

Just split the money with your stepdad since it's his house. He'll be chill

OP, I got 3 words for you:
Luka Rocco Magnotta

post pebis? I want to see what's so worth paying for.

Consider the possibillity he may try to force you to do stuff you dont want to. He will be empowered to do so knowing you probably wont tell anyone

kek

That would be the most based stepdad of all time

>I'm a twink

pls post boipucci for proof

Then don't do it. This already wasn't that great of a deal being only $50 bucks. It's not worth the risk. Especially if you have to go to him. Grindr is really really shady.

>oh user our son just left the house, why could that be?
>well it's unlikely but he could go to a random dudes house to get a blowjob

>nahhhhh

you gonna make a higher bid?

Land of the free...

Unfortunately in burger town, so I can't. Just curious

OP gonna git raped and have his skin turned into a vest

Why are you on Grindr?

It's not just America, most of the world criminalizes it. It's ridiculous.

We live in a society

This is what's waiting for you OP

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shut up and plug my booty pipe

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OP is a hooker

after tonight, this'll be the sound when the wind blows over OP's asshole
youtube.com/watch?v=-lE5e97GSmM

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He hasn't seen in t. He's just seen my face and stomach
I know, but I'm really bad with people. I doubt I'll ever be able to go out with someone this will probably be the only way I can do this stuff
Maybe later. I don't want anyone to walk in while I'm taking a pic
I live too far from the nearest town for me to walk. I can't just say "I'm going to my friends house I'll be back later" because my friends are too far away
I really want to start having sex and things but I find it too difficult to break out of my shell

even asking this question can make you gay.

i wonder what happened to his little pupper

Dude ure fucking retarded u easily couldve upped the 50 to 100 or even more

Btw ure a faggot

>inviting faggots into your house

post stomach

"Alright baby, pull those khakis down."

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post pebis anyway pls.

>I really want to start having sex and things but I find it too difficult to break out of my shell

Probably safer in a gay bar, or with someone you know. Grindr, etc can be risky, and people on there expect sex. You need the option to back out if you're not comfortable.
I'm Straight, but same applies to both side of the field.

Get him to send feet pics and post them pls. :3

>I really want to start having sex and things but I find it too difficult to break out of my shell

I know the feel. I had a sweet daddy type introduce me in my early 20s.

I'm now the daddy and I've met my fair share of twinks. Find the right guy, OP. Done right, it can be an awesome experience.

lol fag

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>Maybe later. I don't want anyone to walk in while I'm taking a pic

Don't wait till bread is dead
Post stomach at least

Literally my dream job

Anybody know how a fat middle-aged neckbeard goes about getting gay dudes to pay to suck his dick?

A-asking for a friend

Or go to the bathroom and do it.

TBH, it takes a real man to spread his ass for a fat cock to pound it hard.

Faggots would be all "ow it huuurts"

First, you need to kidnap a toit, shexual young man. Then perform a black magic ritual to swap bodies with him. Then kill your old body, and live life as a fresh young twink.

Problem solved.

Exposure route Chance of infection
Blood transfusion 90%[42][not in citation given]
Childbirth (to child) 25%[43][clarification needed]
Needle-sharing injection drug use 0.67%[42]
Percutaneous needle stick 0.30%[44]
Receptive anal intercourse* 0.04–3.0%[45]
Insertive anal intercourse* 0.03%[46]
Receptive penile-vaginal intercourse* 0.05–0.30%[45][47]
Insertive penile-vaginal intercourse* 0.01–0.38%[45][47]
Receptive oral intercourse*§ 0–0.04%[45]
Insertive oral intercourse*§ 0–0.005%[48]
* assuming no condom use
§ source refers to oral intercourse
performed on a man

hope this formats well, too lazy to screenshot. in any case just hit the wiki
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV/AIDS#Sexual

Post pics of inner butt crease, or you lie.

It takes even more of real man to dress up like a girl while taking a fat cock in the ass. And to get breast implants. To be so confident in your manliness that you do the exact thing because fuck it that's what Chads do. I guess being a gay trap is the peak of manhood

I feel like you guys have your expectations too high
I quickly took this pic. It's not very good I know also found a dick pic saved so I'll send that

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I like your curtains

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I think we're on to something...

Thanks

do you shave chest or just hairless?

Thought about that, actually, but how do I explain my new form to the people who are used to seeing this old one?

Also, haven't found a working ritual yet, most of the time the twink's head implodes or I accidentally unleash some cosmic horror in my mom's basement. Know any good ones?

lol top or bottom, if you have to think about it even for a second, you're a bottom

I use hair removal cream

god damn that's cute.
how big does it get?

Wanna ply with those nips

About 5.5 inches

DO IT FAGGOT

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thanks OP

> twink confirmed
> cute uncut penõr
> semi in my pants confirmed

50€ is a bargain

Tell them the truth, if they think you're an evil magician, they won't fuck with you.

And it just takes practice. Kidnap a few. Set up a net trap outside of a gay bar. Or a Fortnite tournament. Either one is sure to bag several young faggots.

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You've clearly never told anyone that you're an evil magician before

Thanks for the great lead on the Fortnite tournaments though ;)

So OP are you doing it ?

I'm waiting for him to respond to my condom question

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Nigger

Kek

Post face pls

I'm not posting my dick then my face

DO IT MOTHER FUCKER OR ELSE I WILL FIND YOU AND FUCK YOU WITH A RUSTY SCREW DRIVER

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Jesus

): bottom half?

Show feet

I have posted my face on here several times and it never ends well for me. I don't mind doing it but if there was a way to guarantee nobody would save my stuff and try to blackmail me then I would

Yes my child?

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No guarantee i wont save it, but pls post. Scratch out your eyes or something

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Fine

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Oh yeah handsome, give me a call sometime ya?

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This

show your asshole

Where find qt twink bf to play game with?

Op here. My dinner is ready. If the thread is still around when I come back I'll stick around

Dudes pay to blow dudes all the time

Drill bit lobotomy

Go for the wank

I used grindr for like a week, and I'm not ugly, nor old, and skinny so basically it was non-stop with this shit. Dudes trying to pay me for feet pics, and ass pics. I even got offered 700 dollars a week just to call a dude "Daddy," and Skype with him when he wanted. I'm gay, but dudes on that app are desperate gay, a whole other branch of gayness. Believe me, if you're into that scene, there is money to be made off of those closeted old men, no shit.