Okay niggers I need some help. I froze off my dick warts, now my wife wants sex tonight and even if I turn off the lights this shit is going to be painful as fuck! What should I do to mask the pain?
Okay niggers I need some help. I froze off my dick warts...
Cameron Gonzalez
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Caleb Russell
how the fuck to you freeze off dick warts?
James Morris
What kind of fucked up relationship are you in, where you don't communicate these things. Fuck.
PS you are just ensuring your spread the fuck out of the viral loads. God damnit, fuck your gay ass country.
Levi Williams
wtf is wrong with you
tell your wife your dick warts are frozen off and your cock don't work right now
I hope they grow back
Jayden Morgan
>What should I do to mask the pain?
Cocaine.
Logan Williams
Dr. Scholls dick wart freeze off
Sebastian Price
I find a paper bag is the best way to mask the pain of having sex with my wife.
Adam Collins
There used to be a time on this site when a man could get unbiased advise about his dick wart sores without being made to feel bad about it.
Ian Ramirez
I've been here since '07 and I would have mocked the shit out of your retard ass then, too
So would everyone else
Die
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Aaron Roberts
So just cocaine then
Leo Price
Dubs and I fuck her plain, Trips and I fuck her with a band aid over it and don't say nothing.
Angel Wood
This
Xavier Ortiz
Put some windex on it
Matthew Campbell
Yeeuh
Tyler Gray
Get some tooth numbing shit, with lidocaine or benzocaine in it. Numb the spots before sex.
Matthew Thompson
lol if you do any research you will find that that shit is definitely not recommended for genital warts
Connor Stewart
this, yo dick gone fall off
Henry Edwards
I'm sorry man I think you're just fucked. Gotta not have sex but then she'll be suspicious so you're still in a bad spot. Better than her actually seeing them though
Angel Young
enjoy the pain you pussy.
plow those fields.
Adrian Morgan
>dick warts
What kind of nasty hoes you been fucking, champ?
Aiden Hughes
Splash about 16 ounces of rubbing alcohol on your balls. You won’t notice the warts after that.
Jaxon Cruz
Do you have access to any drugs?
Isaac Richardson
You know genital warts are a viral std, right. Your wife's box probably looks like an inside out artichoke.
Austin Gutierrez
Use a Q-Tip to swab some liquid plumber on each spot. Disinfects and numbs simultaneously.
Source: I'm a medical doctor, you'd be surprised how many illnesses are cured with liquid plumber.
John Lopez
Nsaid, take ibuprofen
Adrian Jones
Not OP but,
Ask someone who was diagnosed with genital warts from general physician, went to a board cert Dermatologist and found out its just a skin tag anything.
Carson Hill
Use super glue. Pop a boner, put super glue on the spots. Let them dry. Done this before with cuts. Works well in an emergency situation when you've nothing else. They'll hold on for a while and protect the sores.
James Rivera
Tell her the truth, that you injured your nut sacks at work.
Hunter Ortiz
Joseph Thomas
Bentley Rivera
what kind of sick fuck wants to spread his STD to his wife?
Caleb Kelly
I wonder the most on how you ecpected to suffer less pain by turning on the lights
>Inb4 not telling your wife about your STDs
You cheated, didn't you?