Confess secrets anonymoosely fellow faggots

i'm basically a virgin. i had one sexual experience. i don't have a job and i live with my mom. i'm 29. the future is not the based utopia i see on Yea Forums but some hellscape. i'm not sure how to have sex right now because i live with my mom so i have to line up my next job which i'm aiming for a non shithole city so it's taking time.

it feels like medieval torture where they hook you up to a machine to inflict pain on you but it's everyday and not going away. i have to withhold my visible depression to get past job interviews (if I can even land one because of my very picky requirement of specific non shithole city (which actually sounds very based even if i can't get laid)).

I meticulously photographed all my poops after an extended period of drinking to watch them return to healthy. The meticulous part was not photographing the unhealthy poops.

How old is she? Done anything else with her/her panties?

I once gave a folder of my favorite MLP porn to the only friend I've ever had. I haven't seen him since.

i have a gf but i want fuck evry single woman on earth

knew niece sent naked pics out...so i acted like a guy who had them and was gonna expose her...she freaked out and knew i am good with computers. told her i could sent a photo bomb to culprit...but she needed to send me a few nakeds to attach bomb too...walaah...got the wins...mine and her secret...

I wish I could get into my friends google photos. She asked me to fix something on her phone then went into the other room. Fired up photos, nothing. Looked in the Bin, saw a bunch of pic of her fingering herself and shoving a huge black dildo down her throat. She came back into the room and I had to close it. Didn't have time to save or send to myself.

Need to share the folder

She's 18, licked it, cum in it.
Wish I could do something with her. It's my fucking dream. I would do anything to see her naked

FUCK, I want my cousin to rape me. I want her to force my cock in her.

I waterboard my wife as punishment for disobedience.

Sometimes I don't flush the toilet in public restrooms

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jerked it to my sisters vid i found on her computer once. Also used to spy on her in the shower before I lost my virginity. Also know who killed a friends mom in a hit and run but havent told anyone. The guy is genuinely a nice guy, and wouldnt ever bring harm to someone intentionally. Sucks that it happened, but I decided a long time ago that he didnt deserve jail and the life ruining bullshit the "justice" system would have thrown at him. ...nothing else too wild that I can think of right now

I tried, but can't share the "Bin"
About a month later asked me to look at the phone again for something else, looked at photos. All gone, but the image of her choking on a big black dildo will forever remain in my memory.

i will put paper towels in the sink and leave the faucets on as I leave. Been caught once, told the guy to go fuck himself, the sink was already like that and im not god damn batman going around to save the city. Fuck that sink.

well, how did he kill her? unintentionally?

JFC, dude, just fucking move. Quit whining and making excuses and grow the fuck up. You get a crappy job first, and thus a crappy apartment, maybe even roommates. Then a less crappy job and a less crappy apartment. Then a decent job and a decent apartment. You are literally keeping yourself in the hellscape you describe and could be out of it in a fucking week. Just fucking do it. And stop making excuses. You are 29. You will struggle at first. So what, we all did/do.

Well I finally did something. Fucked my girlfriends passed out drunk cousin on Saturday. Now that I’m sober I’m pretty sure I didn’t wrap up or pull out. So now i just wait to see what level of fucked I am.

i smell/lick/cum into my gfs younger sisters panties everytime im at their home. i want to fuck her badly

Understandably so. Everyone else is living in the real world. You (and your MLP crap) are not.

i can't force employers to hire me.

kek

I want to wake up to a femboy sucking my cock.

yeah, he doesnt know I know the family, so neither side has a clue that I know. But dude told me a motorcycle ran through a stop sign and he hit her. He didnt have insurance or a license so he took off. He doesnt know she died, but another friend had just lost their mom, who drives a motorcycle in a hit and run the week before

>walaah

Are you, by an chance, retarded?

Good job on the pics, though, I'll give you that.

oooh a horrible situation

I want a huge white cock like this to bury itself in me and dump loads into me until my guts are full

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once saw my best friends younger sister on a forum (logged on) that I knew about, got to know her there on a fake name and ended up getting nudes from her and then blackmailing her

have you gained anything from it are there actual benefits other than yk not beating your dick twice a day?

How old is your sis? How did you spy on her, like where did you put the camera?

No license. No insurance. Hit and Run with a fatality. Yeah....he sounds like a real nice guy, user.

I want to lose my virginity to a femboy like this

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I fucked horses (mares) multiple times. They enjoyed it.

No, you can't. But the unemployment rate is low and there is generally a labor shortage, so anyone can get a crappy job delivering pizzas or whatever. I cannot tell you all the crappy jobs I had (mowing lawns, gas station, construction job that started at 6am then went to work at a fast food restaurant on the lunch shift, and on and on). Just do it, man. You will struggle at first, but the freedom you will feel will make up for it. Help yourself.

at the time I was 14 and she was 15. Dad turned out to be a little weird as well, she was walking through the house in a towel and he snatched it off her in front of me. She had pretty big tits for her age and they came jiggling out right in front of my face. After that, I used to spy through a crack between the door and the frame. Just enough to where you could see her entering and exiting the shower. No camera, wasnt trying to get caught on some incest type shit.

i cum into my gfs roomate shampoo, toothpaste, dirty socks and panties every chance i get. i think she knows but doesnt say anything.

Of course he knows she died. He looked it up on the news or the papers etc. Any human would.

no money, shit job, no family to support him.... the dumb bitch ran the stop sign and used to run around drunk all the time. He didnt deserve any trouble from the bitch killing herself by hitting his vehicle. ... sorry brah, but youre a dumbass. Not everything in life is going to be black and white

Everyone does

What a loser

is she hotter than your gf?

it didnt get news coverage for some reason, he didnt even know if it was a man or a woman, just that a motorcycle ran a stop sign as he was going through and he clipped them.

yes. i wanna go into her room at night and confront her about it, but idk if she really knows. should i do it?

ha, not my sink. :)

It's funny she knows and doesn't do anything. Life is strange. People are strange.

she gives me these looks but im not sure if its the ''i know what yo ure doing and i want you'' or if its just random looks

You resort to name calling when someone disagrees with you??? You hardly seem qualified to make any judgement of who's a nice guy...

No

kik to discuss?

youre not qualified to disagree, and clearly ARE a dumbass.. lol. Its not cause you disagreed, its because you posted something fucking stupid. Sorry snowflake

I have raped 12 men in my lifetime, not including the ones in prison.

I know a girl from internet and she has a "boyfriend" from internet, too. They haven't seen each other irl. The girl told me that she has problems with his bf, and I want her nudes but she refuses to send me cuz she "loved him"

I hope one of your loved ones is killed horribly and the killer gets away it.

ok break it up kids or im gonna call your parents

right back at ya, bud :)

I bet you're a Democrat

Kek. This is the same guy who was talking shit about the justice system. Let that sink in.

Ikr...

HOW CAN YOU BE FIGHTING WHEN ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL DUBS

if the unemployment rate is so low THEN WHY THE FUCK DON'T THESE BOOMER PIECES OF SHIT FUCKING HIRE ME FUCKING CUNTS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG FAG SLUT

to be fair, wouldnt they need to like kill themselves by being retarded first? If I read correctly. He didnt kill her, he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time?

I am here to monitor all of you.

How did the prison ones go down?

Why would you want to work for boomers? They're annoying, out of touch, wake up early and don't understand simple technology

same

>implying the justice system isnt broken

Go back to fucking reddit dipshit. This is real life, not the safe space your little milennial ass needs so that you can wear skirts and cut off your dick

...

insert fish hook

My gf taught my niece how to shave her own pussy

I think I saw you post your story a few threads ago, didn't they do that shit with the door wide open and you basically got to watch it all

they control everything. there's a few startups in the area, it's just i have to act nice i suppose for those snowflakes. everybody is a fucking snowflake, i'm tired of these fucking boomers calling me a snowflake when they don't hire me because i call them A FAG during an interview.

gg-g-g-g-gosh g-g-g-g-guess i have offended your sensibilities

Typical prison stuff. It happened to me once, and that's when I realized I didn't want it to happen again. Got the same guy from behind in the showers. I checked him out and kicked his legs out from under him. His head hit the floor. I still remember the sound it made. After that I mounted him until the guards rushed in to take me off. Spent a good month in solitary. Came back and a young punk guy was my new cellmate and I couldn't control myself and ended up raping him one night while he sobbed into a pillow. After that I would just find men who thought highly of themselves and rape them to lower their egos.

i am a pathological liar
i moved 6 times over lat 15 years of my life, and i often tell stories of people i know as my own, same with some jokes or stories from the internet
i cant take it anymore but if i told everyone the truth id have probably nobody left
maybe except for my present best friend, last week we got a bit drunk and after some chatting he said he likes me not because i tell funny stories but because im there to help when needed and im honest
i spent almost entire night crying like a bitch

Worst secrets thread....evar!

i have to vent. i want a job.

Yeah, I didn't make popcorn and pull up a chair though.

should have

>Implying someone who murders someone then runs away isn't a piece of shit who should be locked up for life
You want to talk about plebbit safe spaces, while reddit spacing,
but didn't turn this guy in because you're a "nice guy" and wanted to keep him in the safe space. Fuck off degenerate faggot. Probably one of those guys who hates police because you got caught smoking weed or something trivial.

At least you're motivated. I'm a neet who has no drive or motivation to get a job even though I know I should.

you can really tell who has been on Yea Forums for a while, and who the little children/reddit/tumblr users are. ... Welcome to Yea Forums bitches, prepare to see the real side of the world. The side that everyone hides from themselves and ignores is going on. Once you see some of those ISIS videos, you wont be such a snowflake anymore, youll just want to kill yourself .. Enjoy the ride fuckers

come clean it's your only hope for revival. start a new life and tell people upfront that you are a pathological liar. the hoensty of saying that will change your life

Same. There are periods when I just lie like crazy. My friendships are built on a bunch of lies, and can be unraveled at any time. The worst thing is having to keep track of all your lies, man.

I dont like police because theyre mostly pieces of shit trying to make their quotas.

As if anything below the first line is real. dumbasses

You sound like an edgy anarchist faggot

>Alexa, define murder

I got a good look at the results, was enough for me

I wear girl's underwear and expose it in public to girl's so they laugh at me. Gets me diamonds. Anyone else have this fetish?

i dont even know when at why it started, i say this shit and hour later i realize 'wtf i did it again'

i wish i actualy made such meta joke

i'd be happy to come to your house and start beating the shit out of you. yeah i want a job, these boomers can't even tolerate GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW. fucking snowflakes.

this economic blockade shit needs to stop. i will tolerate stupid gillette ads long as i have a job

Just because you didn't mean to kill someone doesn't change the fact the actions you took led to the taking of someone else's life. This is why manslaughter exist, you ducking tard

it's not a joke. it's literally me not being an idiot.

nah, have you ever talked to police? Most of them carry themselves like theyre the biggest dick on earth. ... Take jobs they know are dangerous, and kill people because theyre scared. Pussies shouldnt have the job if theyre so pansy they shoot kids with skittles, and choke dudes for no reason. Yall need to go outside sometime, theres a whole lot of people out there about to take all of your shit while you sit here jerking it to horses all day

I'd you're as emotionally unstable in real life as you are here, it's no wonder you don't have a job.

>Manslaughter
>not murder

I told my friend about a glory hole just so I could suck his dick.

that's just your opinion. i deserve a job

>Slaughter a man
>Not murder
Wut?

it was a chick shaving her face.... lmfao, how useless. Gilette supports mental disorders...

You deserve a hard dick in your ass

wanna talk about your problem on kik? i want to legit help

A friend of mine once asked me to proof read his MLP lemon fanfic.

Was weird. Both the experience and the fanfic.

you need a dictionary brother. Murder is not manslaughter. Thats why there is literally different words and charges for it. FFS dude, how low is your IQ that i needed to explain that? Bro, youre fucking DUMB as shit. Life is going to be hard for you.

When I was younger I would lie to my friends and say my dad was alive even though he died when I was 9.

feelsbadman

Are you black?

no

Your mom probably just told you he died. He probably took off or went to prison

i'm ok with homosexuality. ass rape is how you get aids though because fags take it too far.

also it distracts from child rearing and we must preserve family units for procreation

>mmf
faggot

I had a long distance fling with my cousin. I was 25 and she was 22. We are actually related by blood. Our entire relationship began through snapchat even though most of our conversations were saved so I have no idea why we never texted. She admitted to having romantic feelings for me after a few weeks of bonding while I was bedbound after a foot surgery. When I would come home to visit, we'd usually hang out in groups of people and sneak touches and quick, but intense kisses. We only had sex twice because of the distance and difficulty finding time and places to be alone, but it was really passionate and I think we liked it so much because we knew how fucked up it was.

She eventually started seeing someone in her college. We ended things, but I knew she still got a buzz from it because she wanted me to meet him and when I did, she nailed it in really hardcore on how much she "loved me, her best friend and family." The looks she gave me kinda gave me hint.

Eventually, he saw the entire relationship we had through snapchat one day. They had a big fight and he was obviously grossed out. But somehow she fixed it and they're going to be married soon. She asked me to be in the wedding, but I had to tell her that wasn't appropriate. I always worry if they break up if he will spill the beans that he knows about us. Oddly enough, him and I share the same birthday so the whole family wishes us happy birthday in the same Facebook posts, so that HAS to piss him off.

haha, very funny

I’ve been watching a good friend of mine get pounded since last semester, her windows are rarely covered by the shades and she lives on the ground floor so it’s easy to see inside. I’ve seen her getting with other friends, and even total strangers.

I had sex with a 9 year old while I was in high-school and almost got caught

equus, good movie

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Somtimes I chiddle when I actually should be choodling. NO one knows.

It never goes away

story?

I fucked my wife's friend in the back of our car Friday night. That's not the secret since my wife knows and wants to watch next time, which is awesome. The secret is I obsess about her and worry about her well-being. I've been married for over ten years and I get hooked hard on these types of people. Sex was so much better too. I feel like I fucked myself more than I fucked her. I don't know how to get over it.

If you're up for a long story, I'd be glad to share it

go for it my dude

how did it happen user?

No you dont. You are too busy shitposting

So she came over to our house and she's wanted me before, but she got drunk and high and the wife asked me to take her home. She made moves on me not three minutes into driving, so we hopped into the backseat and she straddled me and she was soaking wet. She claimed she came twice (said in secret to the wife) but I didn't cum. After we fucked, when I drove her home she held onto me and refused not to deeply kiss me goodnight. I miss it all now and can't stop thinking about how much she wanted me.

Nonsense. There would have been a public report. He would have been interested in what happened. If for no other reason to devise a cover story.

While she was bouncing on me, she would say things like "I think about you when my husband fucks me" and "your dick is so big" and "god your balls are huge" (weird one) but then insisted it was all just fun while acting differently. Who was she trying to convince, me or her? Her pussy tasted amazing.

I have more than a thousand creepshots of a friend in bikini. Manage to see her boobs several time but never got a pic of it

kek

I sold pills and weed for 8 years because it was easier than working. Two years into it I meet a woman that would regularly not have enough money and negotiate sex for her pills. Her oldest daughter was 14 and was allowed to buy weed from me. They often came as a pair. Mom bought oxy sometimes weed or some E and her daughter was only allowed to buy weed. But I saw her split pills with her daughter after buying them cuz it was half the daughters money. They show up at my place and the moms says they are short on cash and could we work out a deal. That day her daughter went to wait in the car as I fucked her Mom in my house. This was semi regular until the daughter comes in with her mom waiting in the car. She said mom had a migraine and was in her period so she was here for the usual “deal”. I fucked that girl as hard as I could and not ashamed to say I came in two minutes. This went on so long and became so regular I just suggested her and her daughters move in with me. And for four years I had sex with that woman and her two daughters. I started by “sneaking” into the youngest room at night but I wasn’t very good at it. Her mom actually confronted me about it and said well it’s not like she didn’t expect it to happen and I might as well not have to hide it. But if I ever physically hurt her or her daughters she’d cut my dick off in my sleep. When I stopped selling because I almost caught a case they were gone and fucking quick. Off chasing the next free high.

Dude, wut?

Hook a brother up

Where in alabama did this happen?

Welp, I guess we see right there why you are unable to get a job even in this labor market. Good luck, buddy, and enjoy the tendies mom makes for you.

nope dude can't risk it i know some friends browse Yea Forums

California

My friend’s girlfriend and i have been secretly seen each other, my friend is a pretty cool dude he’s like a brother to me, but his girlfriend and i have more things in common, taste in music, food, thoughts...

We met a party and im not gonna lie she’s beautiful but i thought “im not gonna do that to my friend, he’s pretty chill” but eventually our emotions got the best of us and we ended up kissing in private to the sound of her favorite old school song.

I want to stop but i feel like we’ve gone down a path we cant come back from, even if we stop its gonna be awkward at gatherings and such when we both look at each other from a far and know we had something going on that no one knows except for us.

Then get a fucking job. Quit complaining and blaming everyone else for your problems. Anyone can get a job right now. Employers are pleading for reliable workers. You could have a job in two ways, be moved in to your own apartment in two weeks. Quit blaming others, ffs, and quit being a burden on your mother.

SOOO EDGY. Jesus did you turn 15 like five days ago. Grow the fuck up.

Thats not at all how the world works.

sounds like the twist of a bad teenage movie

I've been creepshooting random people for almost 10 years and got caught only once.

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i got a boner to my friends cat rubbing against my dick i think im bi but i act homophobic as fuck

I have uncontrollable erections that started at the end of puberty (17) now i am almost 21 and still have them it has been 4 long years. Got depression because of it and beat it in the past half year. Can't talk to anybody about it, shrinks don't take me serious. My friends don't want to hang out with me (which i understand). My family hates me because of it. I thought i was becoming gay for 3/4 year since it happens around males too. Cant get a job because of it and can't even go to school because of it. Now i sit here at home playing video games all day and getting fat because imagine going to the gym with this... Only time when i go out is when i walk my dog or go get weed. And i have been beaten up twice because people think i am a pervert.

I mean yea sometimes it is not completly random when i see a hot girl wearing hot pants or a crop top it happens instand because i get excited. But still it doesnt make sense since i was able to supress it from 13 till 16 without problem.

Anybody can relate or just tell me a honest opinion because i am near the point where i am ready to castrate myself root and stam. Dont even care if i have a dick or not just want to live life again

My straight friend helped me through a break up with my long time boyfriend, and I fell for my friend HARD afterwords. Felt like he kept sending mixed signals to me and now my head is so fucked up that I feel like my entire life is in a Downward spiral. I feel retarded one day for thinking he’d even do anything with me, then he’ll hit me up with a sex meme or he’ll intentionally show off his muscles/body in front of me.

I know your feelings... i am one too

Dude it really is, my life has been pretty boring, i’ve been stuck in the same routine for like 5 years now, i think this is the most dramatic things have been for me

I can confirm now that, yes, you are an edgy little sperg lord. A lot of police are dicks, yes, and a lot of people (non-police) are also dicks. No, police are not killing people bc they have skittles and choking dudes out on the regular. The vast majority of police work their entire careers without ever taking their firearm from its holster. You are the one who needs to go out, grow up, read, and stop self sucking while you watch MLP porn, little boy.

Green text it

I began to masturbate when I was 8

Fanfic about MLP is by definition weird.

kik administratorlevel3

holy mother of God, watch the numbers y'all

holy fuck thats alot of 3s

I came in my roommate’a gf’s conditioner daily and rubbed my dick all over her loofa or however it’s spelled

Wow that’s like a dub but better

My gf broke up with me and almost immediately started dating my best friend. Can’t imagine what happened to cause that..

true dat

Kill them both. They are mocking you

i'm pretty sure you can dude

>p with me and almost immediately started dating my best friend. Can’t imagine what happened to cause that..
trips speak the truth

How so? I’m a newfag. Like tell some stories or somethin?

Dad I wanna get off the ri...
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

Bro just flip it up into the waistband

This made me chuckle.

check them double trips tho

SShow your wins

I have genital herpes. I have intentionally given it to at least 5 women that were 1 night stands.

[Citation needed]

how can i refuse dubs

I went to this school, that I also went to when I was younger, and had to help and assist to 3rd grade courses, because of the type of High-school I went to. Sometimes I had to hold the place of the teacher, but mostly i would walk between the kids and help them when they needed help. At one arts and crafts course I was doing my normal walkthrough between the kids and this girl (M) called me for help. She needed help with the gluing little balls of paper onto a sheet of paper, so I helped. I showed her what she should do and moved on. After a while, and another few kids helped, M called for me again. I looked at the arts and crafts project and it looked good to me, but she had a problem with it, she didn't like basically one quarter of the sheet of paper, so I took the paper balls off the paper and helped start again, than moved on to help other people. I tried to walk off but M tugged on my shirt, wanting to help her, and I told her that she has to do the project alone and that she made nice things without my help. I don't know what came over me, or what sort of voodoo shit happened, but I looked at her, like really look at her. She had green eyes and brown hair, styled in a mid-length bob, with the smile of an angel with one canine growing a bit off but radiating innocence. At that point I had some sort of confused boner, but helped her with her project while she was looking at me.
The arts and crafts course ended and it was the end of the school day so I went home. That night I continued having a confused boner and a knot in my stomach and felt really weird, so I jacked off and all I could think of was that face. The next day I went to school again, making my rounds assisting the course, I think it was language studies or something like that, and again (even tho at some courses, where there's actual teaching to be done by the teacher, I'm not allowed to interact with the kids) M asked for my help.
Cont in a few mins

Legal definition isn't the same as literal definition you fucking autistic sperg.

I molested a sleeping girl named Leslie Henck one night between the years of 2010 and 2013. She has no idea and everytime she cries out #metoo its over being cat called and harassed for being a slutty gogo dancer at a club. Has no idea i put my semen in her.

I'm overqualified for any position I have the education to get, and I'm under "educated" for any position worth my experience in my field.

I work as a freelance accounting consultant for a couple of small businesses to pay the bills, and do things like financial reporting, year end close, tax return preperation, and general ledger review/repair, but am "unqualified" to hold a salary position paying half as much and doing basic data entry and minor account reporting.

This is fucking retarded and I'm debating whether or not to just try and start being self employed full time and building my own business, drawback being that I'm a full time college student working on a dual bachelors.

Fucking hate universities and their 60 grand golden tickets to employment.

What the fuck...

I have Q clearance. I have not ran across anything that the average person would find interesting.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

I am converting all my digital porn to physical copies and putting them in binders based on category. I am doing this to use as a form of currency should an apocalyptic scenario ever happen.

Mr. Cash?

That’s because businesses get to be greedy legally. You should go through with being self employed and start your own business.

I've always been attracted to younger girls. I've done a lot of self searching and therapy, but can't really find a basis for the desire. Just what I like I guess.

Had a history of anxiety and depression. Went through a course of treatment. Of course they want to know everything, but I don't tell them my love of the underage pussy. They wouldn't have ended up badly.

Anyways, treatment is successful more or less. Part of the anxiety was just getting out and doing things. Therapist said, basically I just need to do what I was afraid of and go out, and realize nothing bad was going to happen. Still took baby steps, but damn, major life improvement.

Still have some relapses and I realize it's because I like the young girls. Never acted on it before. But I take what I learned. Just had to do it.

So I spent the last few months playing the game, planting seeds. Finally fucked a young girl a few weeks ago. It was such a release. Like I feel like a completely different person.

All thanks to sticking my dick into a 13yo pussy.

How are you not totally addicted now?

13??? Too old!!!

I took my best friends little brothers virginity. When I was 15 I went on vacation with her family to a very nice beach. The beach house they rented was insane. We were having fun in the ocean and they went back to shore to eat. I got got in a rip tide and couldn’t get back. I panicked and swallowed some water and was just in terror. I felt someone grab me then next I remember being on my back coughing up water. Her 13 yr old brother pulled me back and gave me cpr. I felt a very strong emotional attachment to him almost instantly. He was up late watching tv so I joined. I knew things were going to go somewhere but I thought I might just give him a hand job. But as soon as I covered us with a blanket my head just kinda went to his crotch and I gave him his first blowjob. I swallowed and we started to make out. We made out for 20 minutes and I got carried away. I pulled my shorts and panties off and layed on my back. He got on top of me but didn’t put it in. I thought he just didn’t know what to do so I guided him in with my hand. He took over there and pumped me hard and fast. He came quick but I was happy I made him feel good. I had sex with him every night of the vacation. Thank god I was on the pill because we didn’t even think about condoms it was all passion. I never told my friend becuase I had a bf at the time and I didn’t want either of them to know. As far as I know she still doesn’t know. I feel bad because he was young but he seemed to want me to just as much.

Congratulations. You just created a faggot.

Going through my stepdaughter's underwear, cuming on it, refilling her lotion or shampoo bottles... all of these have kinda lost heir fapping factor.

Even my nude vids i took of her with my spy cam make me cum less and less hard.

i don't know what to do

This is an excellent plan. I have a drive laptop and a solar charger in a faraday cage with porn movies and TV shows I plan to do the same with. I'll run the towns 15 inch theater

Try flexing a muscle like the bicep for like a minute. That worked for me and my erections went away

Oh I am. But it was hard work to get her. I'm working on others, but take what I can get. I don't disagree, but again, she was the first one to be dtf. Got some others I'm working on

I never even thought about young girls until last winter. I went back to my hometown for Christmas. I was up at the bar, seeing others who were back in town that I knew from school. And I ran into my old crush. I never acted on it, she was about 10 levels of popular ahead of me. I never even bothered to tell anyone about it. But we started talking. And after a few drinks, I went back home with her. We've been dating since.

It probably would have been a one time thing, or maybe just an FWB deal, but it's become more, all because of her daughter. She is the spitting image of her mother at that age. But unlike her mother, she is an absolute sweetheart. I am literally in love with her in the worst way. I seriously think about blowing my fucking brains out because I want her so bad but the last thing I want to do is corrupt her.

try eating gluten free it worked for me to get more self controll

I keep on cheating on my GF. We've been together for 2 years now and I think I've been with 15 other girls without her knowing... I feel so bad but I just can't stop.

It's pretty clear your best friend has a superior penis.

This. Every time they fuck she is telling him he has a bigger better cock than you do and that he such a better fuck than you are.

I want to find a good woman and put an Amish level of kids in her

Checked. I never even thought about that. Thanks user, I'm going to invest in that idea now.

I love watching my daughter and her curves come in like crazy. She's a better looking, younger, tan skinned version of my wife.

How old? She still let you see her nude?

Maybe the fact that you're cheating is what is turning you on sexually. Maybe it's like a weird fetish. Either way it will catch up to you. It always does. Invest in a cock cage if you're so concerned about it.

I accidentally ran over my little sister with my moms car when we were little. My mom got out to do some groceries and I stayed in the car. When she was gone I played pretend as if I was riding the car and undid the handbrake. the car rolled backwards and ran over my sister. she died later that week in the hospital. no one knows I did it and believes my mom left the car standing there without the handbrake.

Ever picture her when fucking your wife?

Damn. I bet that keeps you up at night.

Oh yeah I can, I was just being sarcastic. She even had a dildo that was obviously bigger than me that she always wanted me to use during oral

I CANT FORCE EMPLOYERSTEIN TO HIRE ME RETARD

yeah it's defenitely a returning thing. I've cheated on all my past girlfriends as far as I can remember... It sometimes caught up to me and it was the fucking worst.... I t keeps getting worse as I'm doing it more and more and it becomes easier and easier. I def wanna stop tho

fucking does right now man. feel so bad. I can't bring myself to tell my mom tho. she blames herself... :(

I wanna fuck my cousin Taylor

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You can do better...

I was molested by a girl named Leslie back in 76. Fuck it dude. Even Steven now. Fucking Leslies.

I feel awful about this. I'm sorry you had to experience it but you were a kid and it could've happened to anyone.

You'll run the town's 15-inch theater but you'll have to watch and/or listen as everyone beats their 6-inch puds.

Tell story of when you got caught.

Bruh, it ain't about the dick. It's bc you're a huge fucking beta pussy..

You will never move on from this unless you put your peter in her hoohoodiddy, user.

this is a lot more common than you think user. I think a ton of guys have done this. I know I did, I have... and if she wasn't a fat cow now, i'd continue to. But, alas... that day has past. :-/

This.... do this you fuckwit... I was in the same place as you at 31. Now I’m 36 and bangin $160k/Year gross. Work your fuckin ass off and stop being a soft fucking twat.

I was fucking a 14 year old girl when I was 20. It happened off and on for a few years, but she got pregnant with a tan baby and I have only had a few facebook messenger chats with her since, though some were fairly recent which makes me feel less shitty because she doesn't see me as a creep. It wasn't particularly good sex obviously, but it was often and she had some huge tits.

We went from a decent sex life to her usually just having me give her oral and then giving me a bj. She even told me she didn’t find me physically attractive anymore.

I don't even know how to help someone like that. Maybe seek professional counseling? Either way I hope you stop and become happy user.

Ugh... why?

So I asked what was wrong and she told me that she needed to go to the bathroom but didn't want to interrupt the class so she asked for my help. I'm allowed to go outside of the classroom at any point so i excused myself from the teacher and took her to the bathroom. She entered one of the stalls while I waited and held the door for her (the locks are busted). She opened the door before she let her skirt fall back on her body, and saw the panties that she was wearing. They were white with Winnie the pooh. She washed her hands and we went back in the classroom. The next few hours went by like a charm with my guilty boner. And then the lunch break came by and I tried eating in peace, but M and a few of her friends came by talking to me. Everything was right and dandy until she started playing a game, telling me "hands up" like a cop or something and I eventually obliged, and she just put herself on my lap. I think I was pretty successful in hiding my hard as diamonds dick, but still confused, and tried talking to M. She just sat there on my lap, looking me in the eye, and the other girls were giggling.We started talking on the regular on breaks and such and I got to know her a bit, looking her in the eye and taking quick glances at the rest of her body, she looked amazing.for my not so confused anymore boner. She came to sit on my lap on the regular and at one point she took my hands and made me hug her; when i did hug her, i pulled with a bit of strength and accidentally put her on my boner. She didn't react at first but when it got harder she pressed her butt on it more, and asked what is there. I told her that there are my keys and that we should get to the next course so we aren't late.
At that point I had to teach (my high-school had a course where you were taught how to be a teacher and we had to assist to these 3rd grade courses, and sometimes teach to be graded) and the subject that I chose was math. Everybody loves math, right?
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how did you contact her first? I have a similar story. Met a girl on Omegle and it went from there.

It's obviously the employers' fault they won't hire you, right? Every single one of them, even those hiring for the lowest entry level positions, won't hire you purely bc they someone hate you. It has nothing to do with you, does it?

Theres this one girl I think about a lot. I don't even know her that well but I started noticing her when she'd talk using the same mannerisms I use when talking. I'm not sure if I just have a crush or if there's something else going on. Too autistic to figure it out. Honestly I don't care that much about it because I'll probably forget about her in a month or two. I just find it interesting.

She's in high school is all I'll say. She isn't shy or reserved about nudity around the house but I haven't seen her fully nude in a while but I see it all in bits and pieces on a fairly regular basis. Less now that she's getting super curvy of course.

I have absolutely done that a time or two.

I just think it'd be so hot to fuck my cousin

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I cum in panties left on the drier in my college dorm

I've jerked off 9 times already today... I'm so addicted.

7 is where it's at bro, so innocent yet so eager to learn...

A tan baby? Go on, user. Just say it.

Yeah man. It's hard realization to know what you missed out on. Like I think back, if I had just started earlier maybe my life wouldn't have been such as hard upto this point.

It's like really been a 180. After she left I was just sitting their content but at the same time oh shit what did I just do. Then came back to being to content.

Went out to celebrate and didn't even have to psych myself up for going out alone.

Spoke to my psychiatrist today, told him I didn't feel like I need my meds anymore. So going to start tapering them off.

haha I do this too! I often jerk off in my housemate her panties. they are so sexy! I sometimes even take them to my room and put the entire thing in my ass... pull the out and put them back...

that may be a bit too young for me. But I won't judge. I think I got a 10yo lined up. Just figuring out logistics

Please continue

I don't get it. why is a 9 year old at a highschool? how old were you at the time? are you her teacher in this story or her classmate?

im like

at most 1-2" off supermodel measurements for height/hips/waist/chest

and im a guy. soo thanks to Yea Forums and a suggestion in a dick rate thread, i discovered im bi and make a pretty freaking good trap. i wont ever get surgery or take pills but its almost unreal how good it feels..

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I jerk it to pictures of my coworker.

MY wife does not know.

We have had too many conversations about sex, porn, and booze :(

I come from a small town. Barely over 1000 people and we don't have almost any commerce. So usually by adulthood half the town has fucked each other anyway out of boredom. She was friends of my bud's little sisters, so they were always around. She would send me messages every now and then and it just kind of progressed from there. I didn't have to convince her anything was secret or anything like that. She wasn't a smart girl at all and still isn't, but when a girl starts sending you nudes and asking you to pick her up in random spots around town, you kinda get the idea that she knows what's up. Anyway, that led to me fucking her on and off for years. A few people here and there found out, but they were either her friends or mine that had done shit similar so they couldn't be mad. I ended up fucking most of the girls/women in the friend group.

me too user. Loved it. Making a mare cum was the weirdest experience in my life but still really full of satisfaction. Cuming in a pulsating mare pussy is fantastic! Anal is nice too but a bit too tight for me

Not a black kid. No idea what the father is, maybe one of our islands or something similar. Never cared to ask

I'm curious. how do you make a mare cum? this seems impossible to me with a human dick. explain please?

He was a TA. He aided a teacher in his school for class credits.

I'm a cook and I cum on customers food on a daily basis.

but why is there a 9 year old at his highschool? I'm from the Netherlands so I don't really know the concept of highschool but I always assumed it is for kids who are 14+ years?

My sister offhandedly mentioned like 5 years ago it looked like my hairline was receding and I've been taking pictures of my hairline nearly every morning since.

I met a female cousin at a family reunion back in 2015. We friended each other on all social media platforms. Skip ahead to 2018 when she was in Ft. Worth visiting family. She wanted to hang out so I scooped her up, took her out drinking and we ended up making out in the parking garage while she felt on my cock through my shorts. A month later she comes back into town to hang out with me and we ended up fucking 3 times in one evening and twice the next day before she went back to Lubbock. All 5 times I blew my load inside her. Every time we fucked I blew my load inside her. We probably spent over $500 in Plan B.

And how, exactly, did you know the mare came?

Well, my school was really small. From start to senior grad, it's all one building. I would have 2 periods where I just walked to the elementary portion of the building and did my teacher's aid stuff there. It's possible he had the same deal

because the story is fake

When i was 12 i used to do sexual things with a 6 year old, got my dick in her ass once.
I fucked my 17y old cousin.
I came regularly in both of my roommates panties shampoo and sometimes food.
When I has 7 or so my older cousin tried to get me to fuck her. I was to young to realise it.