My /b bros

My /b bros

I'm 32 years old. Never had more than 2 nickels to rub together. I've always been broke as fuck.

My GF left me last June, after being together 7 years. She took my cat with her as well.

Things were dire to say the least. I have been living out of my car, eating nothing but protein bars and peanut butter from the local food bank.

I had been applying for jobs like a mad man.. It was pretty disheartening to apply for these shit jobs and never get a call back.

But 1 month ago, I finally got hired for a sales job with a good company. I won't say what company or what line of work it is, just cause I don't want anyone from work knowing I post here. But I've made 3 sales these past 2 weeks, and I've made over $14,000 off that...in 2 weeks!

I honestly don't even know what to spend the money on. I've never desired anything, because I've always been so poor. I am finally getting a decent apartment, some new clothes, and I'm stashing the rest of the money into my savings account.

Are you proud of me /b?

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Much proud Yea Forumsrother. Keep going.

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>She took my cat with her as well.
>Couldn't be trusted to look after a cat
>lol

Shouldn't have relied on your gf to carry you. Time to grow up and become a man.

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How proud of you man.

A bit jealous, but honestly proud of you. Congrats!

At least hint the field. Jesus fuck you don't have to give the serial number of the actual products you sold. Just something general. Furniture. Cars. Instrumentation. Illicit drugs. Something. I'm desperate here.

Hell yes I'm proud, user.
Fucking save 99% of that and work your ass off. In 2-3 years you'll have enough saved for a nuclear holocaust instead of a rainy day.

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This

Help us out bro. Nobody wants to fuck up what you have going on, but you might be able to help others by knowing what field is this lucrative.

I hope to fuck this isn't bait, yet I know it is.

try to lie a little bit more convincingly. 14k over 2 weeks off of sales? Hardly believable for someone who just got the job

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Presuming that there is any truth to this...

Just spend what you need to get by comfortably (whatever that is for you). Grow a big savings account in case shit ever hits the fan so you're not broke as fuck again, and donate to some reputable charities and/or local churches to help other out of the situation you were in (check their history for sketchy practices, fraud, and what percentage actually helps people rather than pays bills and employees).

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Save it up you dumb nigger.
> Hurr durr poor my whole life
>acquire currency
>piss it away immediately
>ff 2 months, no sales, no cash
>sheeeeeit Tyrone we broke as fuck

Yeah, I ain't gonna life, it was pathetic. I was an absolute loser. I guess I had to hit rock bottom before I finally woke up. But I'm happy now. I guess things worked out how they should.


It's home improvement sales. Average deal is worth over 30k and I make 12% commission. I've been doing well at it. My boss saw that I was determined and extremely motivated, so that's why he hired me.

Sales jobs pay a shit ton of money. Not sure why these kids think this is some kinda fantasy story.

There's no way I'll go more than 2 weeks without making at least 1 sale. Even if I just show up and do the absolute minimum work, i'll still be making 80k a year.

Good for you man. And thanks for sharing. Just do yourself a favor and save save save. You never know what's going to happen.

People don't plan to fail, they fail to plan

Next month OP will post how he met this new girl and lost all his money again. Complete circle

Way to go, OP! Sharing your story gives hope to a lot of us.

Utter bullshit
No job pays 80k for minimum effort. You're either deluding yourself or think you can delude others. Either way you're doomed to fail cos you're clearly a fucking fuck up who fucks everything up.
Show wage slip or shove your bullshit up your clown hole bitch.

Well done faggot OP.
Im genuinely happy for you.
Keep it up and don't give up.

Hell yeah Yea Forumsrother