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That took me a second and I live an hour from there. Well done, user. Well done.

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And I thank you, I send it every year for Mother’s Day

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is there some backstory?

Goddamn summerfags...

I chuckled

Dubs checked and yes, that’s Casey Anthony. Google it my sweet summer child

Only the oldest of fags will recognise this guy.

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You are far more nice than I am user.

Yea Forums should inflict violence upon this man.

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I would assure you I’m not. But when you treat stupidity with rudeness you don’t help those who are stupid or you. We all have an equal right to be debased fucks, and I seek to protect that.

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Good on you user. I am not that man.

You’ll fit right in then, try one of the trap threads. Or if that doesn’t tickle your pickle there plenty more fag, trans, and outright whorishness on /b now a days. Come for the discussion, stay for the perversion.

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Don't know whether to laugh or cry. Cut that nasty ass pinky nail off though!

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Are you the one

my gf thinks so

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Kek, but you was a faggot

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PETA says to stop feeding nigglets to African vultures !

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Take your meds paki

I am a proud child molester

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Poor doggo

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:|

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Who is this turtle jerker

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Karl pilkington, he recently went full ghetto lifestyle

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Who's voting in communist party ?

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SUP GAY BOYS

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Fuk MADD their a bunch of extreamists

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Did you know shes getting a movie?

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I didnt from the beginning tbh

Mentally ill paki

I am sexually attracted to children and i wish CP was legal

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did he dieded?
>fucking nerve gas

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Looks like a total bitch fag. But you're a fag too.

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Looking at dead people
>ok
Watching a dog suffering
>make me feel bad

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Can I have the lore behind this please? Im curious.

That's my fetish.

fresh meme

2 separate things. If you can't figure out the first, you don't deserve to know.

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That's completely normal, user.

This whore murdered her child so she could go out drinking.would fuck/10

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Yeet.oof

"ima need that $10 back"

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That one time when op delivered

Would knock her up/10

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Wait does this shit fucking work?

Did someone say Kecky Becky edition?

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That man should be castrated.

No, but everyone knows you're a faggot.

hes black he doesnt work

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These gender reveals are getting more and more extreme. If you pause a second the vomit from the driver is blue

das a coke nail nigga

Still, more children are shot to death in US schools than in any African nation. And almost without exception it's a white child that's responsible.
It's probably safer to be a school age child in Africa than it is in the U.S.. let that sink in fatso.

>esther
>mariska
>karlijn
>renske


this guy must be dutch

>not realizing that per capita the US violent crimes are on the low end of the OECD and below most of europe

He just wanted replies, retard. You could've just ignored him.

Wouldn't even have to worry about child support

Nope, could put Irish twins in that bitch every year

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I've never found full amputee bdsm porn

[citation needed]

Yeah that top row are fucking rank

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and I'm sitting here and can't even pick up a penny without my navel playing suction cup on my tigh.

lose some weight

I thought you were saying you couldn't pick up a penny that is on your thigh with your belly button as a suction cup
I think a medium fat belly would be best for this task, almost impossible with a flat belly or a huge one
probably going to end up trying this later

fuck you, you piece of shit!

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Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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Yea Forums will get him soon.

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Or Belgian, but certainly Dutch names.

>He showed you his swastika and his shrimp dick, now duff him up.

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GRAB YOU BY THE BALLS!!!

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fuck, this was posted few hours ago, poor user, he was asking if he was a psycho for doing this

Well you certainly told that black fag user

Oh no, it's a shop.
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Hey Yea Forums, how do you feel about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that the British Criminal Justice System got so sick of him committing crimes against children and getting lenient sentences, that they decided to publicly humiliate him by making him walk around the streets of London with his trousers and his pants pulled down to his ankles, and they made him wear a large wooden sign around his neck that said "nonce", while he was shouted at, spat at, and pelted with bricks and rotten eggs by outraged members of the public, the punishment ended with him having 1000 wasps inserted into his rectum via a metal funnel.

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I would fuck and repeatedly impregnate every single white girl from the Whale Campaign. I mean, they would all be single moms like the black ones. But still. You know?

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I've seen him polluting every ylyl thread for so long that I don't give half a shit what he did or what happened or will happen to him. You on the other hand should be made to walk around London with your trousers and pants pulled down around your ankles for posting this in every thread, on one condition: I get to throw the first brick.

no clothes, no food, still wearing a fucking necklace. are they the same everywhere?

You made me laugh but you're still a four-eyed twat.

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Knew it was a dude from the get-go and I'd still fuck that

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Take your meds paki freak

I want to molest children, CP should be legalized, FUCK ALL OF YOU

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tbh i wish i did this

late 30's and i cant even remember half the girls let alone names and what we did

You don't understand. I want kid fuckers to be publicly executed. But that's not the point of absurdist humor. The point is you laugh at the thought processes of the mentally deranged; those who need to be exterminated. Are you like, brand fucking new to Yea Forums or something, kid?

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Lmao it's been so long

is there an uncensored version of this pic?

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Yeah.

i like her tits.

>Girl

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In honor of Pride Month

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Wat

>her
I got bad news for you m8

The funny thing is that it's always the same guy, i mean, the answers, time zone and ip can tell that. He is just an extremely autistic kid

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It's all about the $15.

Its rayposter dude. That faggot does this in every thread. He pretends to be multiple people when in reality its just a sad excuse of a human being (possibly residing in India). Best you can do is ignore him.

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Top row looks anorexic. I don't want to hit bone when I thrust.

>fire
High voltage electrocution.

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y

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samefag everyday

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Paki freak, take your meds

Like i just said, Its rayposter dude. That faggot does this in every thread. He pretends to be multiple people when in reality its just a sad excuse of a human being (possibly residing in India). Best you can do is ignore him, i admit that im a pedophile and i want to rape kids but who the fuck cares? Fuck off

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yy

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kek

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Huhuhu

samefag

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TL;DGet infected

That’s not a buzzard you faggot

Im just here to call the rayposter a paki and to post screenshots from his threads, but yes i admit it, i am a pedophile

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Drew Curtis? Dat you?

Non-American here: how can you reach 4th base without the 3rd one? Respectively what is the 3rd base?

I lost top kek

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Not a single school shooting in US history has ever reached 1/3rd the kill count of the Garissa University College attack in Kenya. Not much is documented in Africa because some dudes killing each other with machetes is just a regular day, unless the kill count is ridiculously high.

I had a fling with a survivor from that and she made pretty much the same joke, since she swam back to mainland in a panic.

>trying to fool Yea Forums

/fail

Another example of rayposting

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American school shooters confirmed pussies.

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that's just dumb, birds don't contract human AIDS. The virus wouldn't affect them.

Where is the original scene from?

>dog
Thats a squirrel, user.

This is actually a good one lol

And no I didn’t, that pussy is way too fat.

Mothers Against Drunk Driving?

its actually a dick.

It's some shitty AVGN rip-off who went by "Pissed Off Videogamer" his videos are so shitty that you laugh, not at his "jokes", but at this obese and semi-retarded Russian immigrant.

Kek!

Probably more so. Hopefully to cock is huge and raging!

American here.
>1st base passionate eue contact
>2th base hand holding
>3nd base pat on the head
>4st base tight hug

Okay, that made me chuckle, especially the "passionate eye contact" part

It really isn't. Small and weak.

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Lost

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They don't have schools you idiot

Casey Anthony

So I haven't even gotten to first base... :(

how terrible

that is not nice
#notallwhitetrucks

It's k user.
I'll be your first base
๏_๏

Those tiny feet are fucking me up

haha nobody would fuck a nigger

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My eyes the goggles do nothing

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we got a summerfag boys

Why is it my responsibility to know what every deadbeat mom looks like?

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fucking ghost rider

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got bad news for ya, you are a faggot.

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it's times like this i wish our webm's had sound

Worst ylyl ever

what's wrong with this kyle.

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bernie sucking that dick good tho. bet trump does an even better job, with that hair wrapped around some dood's dick.

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what is that

i love how dude got his beer and sunglasses. also why his head on fire only...

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i don't think he's shooting that weapon correctly

Lost

da fuck is going on with that one dude's balls

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fuck i lost

Why are you looking at dudes balls

cuz i'm a woman.

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I bet you objectify wemon too you loser.

Lost

>objectifying them
>not LIGHTING THEM ON FUCKING FIRE

lost

Surprise!

wtf I actually have this spreadsheet going (obv. dont keep track of kissing though)

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Good shit m8, always nice to see such fine autism.

Noice

I bet you are very liked in your highschool

Anyone who tortures or gets pleasure from watching animals suffer is a piece of shit since killing animals should only be done for sport or survival. And I think the main thing is that it was sort of a coward move which should be beneath a man. Good luck

So...like the game (btw, you lose fags)

When is she gonna do porn ffs. I've wanted this for so long

>Conquests
Wew lad

woman are worthless pussy

guess i'm a pos

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My wife does not approve of this thread. Which means I do. She's still yelling about how "daddy anal raping their children isn't funny and I don't know why you're laughing at it."

>Being this retarded.

Not knowing who Casey Anthony doesn’t make you a summerfag. It justs means you’re dumb and probably underage

I really hope you ate that or else you are wasting food and that's not cool. But seriously don't harm animals unless necessary.

source?

But I know you can change for the better. Godspeed my friend.

Animal abuse is based lol, you're a faggot

How’s high school going

no clue, found it in a rekt thread, found it really funny, feelsbad that i cant claim that as my own joke

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How so?

Thanks user

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You’re retarded

What is MADD in this pic? It is Mothers Against Drunk Driving here in burgerland.

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Fuck off cunt

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Me being against you is also based because although many here might not agree it's what I think so...get fucked. But seriously get help dude. If you think about it animals are the only innocent living things so let's let them be.

you're an innocent living thing

Why the hate? I'm trying to help you improve yourself but if you don't want to it's your choice

Hey hey hey, don't be that way.

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Nope. Only animals are innocent the rest of us are filthy which is why people like to be clean to appear unblemished. At least that's what I think

someone needs a nap time

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samefag

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It'd be cooler if DEX wasn't a clothes-grabbing pussy.

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that guy ran off with the only liquid that could put out the fire in that image, lol

that makes him a pussy? imo hes just using the situation to his advantage

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Gotta love how the name of the file and picture are perfectly matched. A highschool that has only highschool written on it and a white kid with a pistol instead of something automatic because a pistol is more dramatic

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Okay virgin

we are anonymoos, we never forgivi, we never forgeti, now get back in the kitchen and fetch me my tendies

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is this bread man? the king of bread?

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i like count dankula too

ick

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You’re a coward

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Cranky

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Cartels did this b4 it was cool

too bad hes forced to stand shoulder to shoulder with soygon of cuckadd

not for animal abuse, but they are far from innocent and are just as fucked as humans, if not more Lurk for a nature thread on /gif/ or just look up the Gombe Chimpanzee War.

This just happened this evening to someone my wife knows. I’m dying laughing. This is another post of her’s

Fuck here’s the pic

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I say innocent because I think only humans torture but then again there's always an exception to the rule so you could be right

I bet you faggots haven't even exploded a pickle jar up your ass. Fucking amateurs

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Checked. Also Africa doesn't have schools.

Lurk moar

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For several years I struggled to come to terms with this new knowledge. Often when I woke in the night, horrific pictures sprang unbidden to my mind—Satan [one of the apes], cupping his hand below Sniff's chin to drink the blood that welled from a great wound on his face; old Rodolf, usually so benign, standing upright to hurl a four-pound rock at Godi's prostrate body; Jomeo tearing a strip of skin from Dé's thigh; Figan, charging and hitting, again and again, the stricken, quivering body of Goliath, one of his childhood heroes. ..
From Goodall's memoirs

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My thirsty ass did, in fact, fail to see the weed.

//That pussy was fat, yall

I'll be honest with you, I'm not that well read so you're gonna have to explain the meaning if there is one

More

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It is an account of chimpanzee conflict in the 1970's that included torture, cannibalism, infanticidal cannibalism, etc. All I am saying is that humans aren't the only ones that are "evil" or "bad." If you want to look up the killer ape hypothesis (mostly false but there are elements of truth to it) you could find something that falls more in line with your worldview of animals being innocent though.

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Poor lil' nigglet

Found the nigger, guys

youtu.be/jtUaYWbauK4
n

There was a doco showing teo male dolphins who were keeping a female captive using force and raping her whenever

Bump

I will check that but thanks for saying something since it's always good to know more and to check different opinions

Are there many examples of less intelligent animals doing things like this, or is it just apes and dolphins. I get a lion will eat a gazelle alive, but does it have to deal with the intelligence of the animal if they will do something fucked?

Glorious!