Am I a psychopath for keeping track of my banglist?

i was trying to be nice you cancerous bitch ass motherfucker

was een of andere Slavische chick

imagine being a fat useless pile of shit

I just keep nudes in folder wuth their names

It's autistic as fuck, but not something that makes you seem like a psychopath. My suspicion of autism is increased by the fact that you rate it by bases. I guess that's one way to make sure you don't forget the name of someone you fucked (or that you fucked them), just seems like there should be a less cringy way to go about it

imo that's touching with clothes on. like grabbing tits or ass cheeks

well obviously i am the only one who's keeping track of this list, so I dont really care if it's cringey or not (i do agree it is though).

the question was more meant like: do more people do it? not like: what do you think of the list?

but i know reading through the lines is difficult for your average Yea Forumstard. dont worry

i really dont care for nudes of girls i slept or fooled around with. i also never took nudes of girls to be honest lol

I have a list of girls I've fucked, but it's nothing more than names so I feel accomplished

I have pics and videos of many, but sadly lost count somewhere between 60-70 women. Don't care anymore about the number. Just find 4 or 5 you like fucking regularly and make sure they live in different towns and not close where they can just pop in on you and another side chick.

I've had 5 different women to choose from for about 5 years now. It's nice to have a selection - you imagine eating the same meal 3 times a day forever?

Nederdraad?

Do you have OCD or something? Can you not keep it straight in your head because this is weird.

Don't come on Yea Forums asking our opinions on your weird fucking list then get mad when we call it cringe

lurk more

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no u

Wow, you sound like a loser

KANKKEERRRRRR

everyone has diff definitions of what represents the different bases. Anyone know what they are supposed to be? Just an old guy wondering

Kissing? Who keeps track of kissing? Fucking faggot beta! Hahaha thanks for the lol. Gonna make this a YLYL meme

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This. Im leaning more towards autism.

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tbh: i have no fucking clue

even Millhouse has more meme potential you spergelord

google it old timer, everyone has different interpretation

1st base is kissing. 2nd base is feeling up under the close. 3rd base is mouth/hand shit. Home run is fucking. Grand slam is anal

Hahaha

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Naw, dude, I'm autistic and this is blowing my mind OTT. just to be clear: ALL THAT MATTERS IS FUCKING. Not tit or ass grabs, hand jobs, etc. JUST FUCKING.

Based

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Where is OP from

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if you have to try this hard at /b I have some bad news for you.

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Esther? Frederique? Huang? Donyang?
Fucking old European and Asian bitches there fam

OP here:

I am a Dutch faggot

The land of "we are all forever 13 years old."

This seems like an appropriate text for this faggot, mate

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Imagine not respecting trips

>everyone has different interpretation
thats for sure, just wondered what it was now with the zoomies

>tells fag to lurk more
>saved the thumbnail

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They were all in their twenties though.

I still want to fuck some ebony bitch. i never fucked a black woman before

And all this time I thought the EuroFags were smarter the we are here in uh murrica.

trips said the truth man this is fucking cringey and if you don't see why... well there is something wrong with you

Like I said, apparently we are doomed to be 13 forever...

> (You)
>And all this time I thought the EuroFags were smarter the we are here in uh murrica.

Than*

I guess we still are. Did you even finish middle school?

I am browsing /b. ofcourse there is something wrong with me, you dense wanker

Care to explain why and i really mean WHY even bother with columns B to E? Really that's the weirdest part of this

I track mine in Google Earth

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Depends. I mean, i know this is a larp just as everything else on Yea Forums is and i know you just made this on the fly rather than over the course of your sexual career but ill give you the benefit of the doubt for once. Are you keeping it for study purposes or personal accolades? If the former, good for you for taking data and learning algorithms of sex. Information is gold if you know how to use it. If the latter, youre just a retarded dudebro 20 something year old that needs to realize that however many times you have sex doesnt matter. One day, you and all your sexual partner will die and those moment will be gone with the wind. They were pointless to begin with unless a child spurred from one of those moments.

ok this is some next level shit and it kinda impresses me

dunno, just did it for the heck of it

Are you OP?

you take this way too seriously faggot

OP here:

holy shit. i am impressed

these are sociopathic tendencies, not psychopathic

Thanks bro!

No, i dont. Its fairly simple what im trying to say here:
>is keeping this information doing you any sort of good?
>yes; good. Keep the information.
>No; stop keeping information.

yes you do.

like I told the previous fucknut: i just do it for the heck of it. i never show it to people i know (just to my co-Yea Forumstards). so i dont gain shit from this.

So you are, in fact, a 20 something year old college dudebro? Thats fine. All you needed to say. Enjoy your accolades while you still can, bud.

So have you fucked that many different girls named Sara or did you and one Sara just get it on all over the place?

Yes. You are a sick, disgusting, cold blooded psychopath for keeping a list of which girls you fucked. People like you are the rotten apples that give Yea Forums the bad name of being "fucked up". Go report yourself to the police and never come back.

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Pics or it didn't happen.

no but you're a psycho for making a fake one and trying to get us to believe it's real

cause banging 21 low tier quantity is not even worth 1 high tier quality

You're not crazy, just stupid OP

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9fd8tXUhuZw

Nah, everybody does it.

>Tara
>Mariska
>Frederique
>Annabelle
>Daisy
>Jodie
>Jill
>Jessica
Bontkraagkutjes?

There's been a few Saras, but most of those are the same girl. We're both married, so we end up fucking in my truck or outdoors a lot.

Based op knows what life is about. People get so obsessed with nudes. That’s middle school shit, just get some actual pussy

yes i am a college fag.

thanks man! maybe i will mature someday

twee van die doosjes wel. de rest was allemaal hoog geleid g

how was the tittyfuck?

It was really bad. She was a Craigslist escort doing in-calls. I was feeling pretty low at the time and decided to give that a try. She didn't look anything like her pictures. She was a lot older (probably 50 something) with big saggy tits. I definitely didn't want to fuck her, but I let her rub my dick and eventually she lubed up her tits and did the tittyfuck. The whole time I had to close my eyes and picture someone young and hot just to be able to get hard and get off.

I just saw this in 2 YLYL threads lol. Gay but this user has conviction