You are in the forest, really deep inside, and you see this

are there any pics of her taking a shit?

Draw my blade...something's fishy. There is no naked pussy in the woods bois

Ask if she needs help with anything.

Ask her for some scissors so I can give my neck beard a nice trim.

No unfortunately

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Hahahaha great response

Fag

You have to have more!

Go up to her and accept the quest

Does she think she’s a wild animal or something?

Ima fuck that tree good

I was jogging this one time in a forest and ran into a full on porn shoot lol

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She thinks she's a slam piggy

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>Take off my shirt
>Tie cuffs of the sleeves in knots
>Retrieve duct tape from my pack
>Tackle her.
>Force shirt on her
>Secure shirt with rape around her waist and between legs.
>?????
>Go home

Alternatively

>?????
>Force her to drink a gallon of water
>Give her some diuretics as well.
>Tickle until she pisses herself.
>Go home

Tape, goddamnit. Not rape.

Actual fem user here had same situation in city park. Was being naked and very few people around. Random men tried to "accidently pushing themself into my life acting humble and nice trying so desperately to hide their morbid craving for sex"

Forget it guys as soon you start to interact, we women know what you really up to and how desperate and in need you are

A true freudian slip

>>Secure shirt with rape

Freudian slip if I've ever seen one.

360 and walk away

clearly I am walking in circles

Im this girl in the pics. Im actually from germany and had fun with a friend of mine in the schwarzwald. My friend is also female so we were 2 females in the forest hanging around amd doing a pic show for our followers. Who wants to see close pic of vagina?

Post it

So is there any point to saying hi at all, or should I continue to be silent and stare at the floor indefinitely around other people to be polite?

Sounds fun! I would do it too but I don't have anyone to do it with, and it's too scary to do alone. Also the forests around me are pretty tiny and have a lot of walkers. (I'm Dutch.)

What is the objective purpose of being naked in the woods?

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It's always been a fantasy of mine to be naked or partially naked in a public place. I think it would be very exciting.

Turn 540 and reply or big mom die

>miles around
There's a cabin in the background.

Slam piggy is a fat woman people don't use that term properly

Saying hi is totally ok but anything after that will reveal your true intentions. So unless a female confronts you, you better back off or youre marked as creep

You can only really understand if you've tried nudism. There is an exhilaration of freedom, as the air sensuously wraps around you. All the senses, and especially touch, become heightened.

Waar woon je? want dit lijkt mij ook echt leuk

ask her if I can join collecting mushrooms and if she has the knowledge which ones arent poisonous, then rape

Humble question since i never cared much about holland. Do you have any forest in the netherlands? You know with many many trees in one area where you cant see far because everywhere TREES

I'd offer to rub her down with tea tree oil so she doesn't get covered in ticks

Put my dick away because i obviously just had sex with her.

Zuid-limburg

Trees? Everywhere trees? What the hell is this place?

Yes, we have forests!

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rape Rape and more RAPE.....then look for a shovel to bury the body............

Peep the pee pee hole for some pee and bring out my last bit of aged pee and bring out my crusty poop sock and then lay my picknic mat and start eating sock. "It's nice i have more I'll be happy to share with you naked women if you're willing to do me sexal flavours."
She mixed brest milk in muy pee bottle and we both enjoy killing niggers later.

oh niet gek ver weg. Ikzelf iets onder rotterdam

All the stingy insects on your back you cant reach. A slightscratch on wood and youre bleeding for minutes. The ants that crawl into your assjole.

Must be a wonderful experience

i'd ask her what she thinking about communism ideology, sing a few soviet marsh for her, and fuck for the glory of Soviet Union!

I really wanna have sex with you in a forest
email me [email protected]

For all i may do i will not fuck a white nigger in middle of forest. Satan knows what kind of diseases she's carrying. Worst of worst she can be ant vaxxer and will suck my vaccines out of my dick and I'll die of measles.

report this pervert

fard and shidd and came

O god! n-word! I reported this

N to the I to the G to the G to the R

stop! You white trash!

See if she has a pretty face and then mate with her. Nowhere more primal than the great outdoors

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lol white trash even can't n-word corretly

Imagine ^^

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Ik moet wel erbij zeggen dat ik een trap ben. Ben jij m/v?

Lol FBI

>the smell

fart and poo

m, (met vriendin) of couple als je daar voor openstaat. een trap is niks mis mee ;)

it's normal for men to instantly think of sex if they see that.. doesn't make you a creep. if you're fucking around in a forest butt naked then you're the real creep

latina drugdealer, east european scam, or fucking guk from fillipina?

like teen spirit

ik woon in west vlaanderen m 25, ik wil ook wel met jou en je vriendin eens gaan wandelen ;)

Could have been worse. Could have been a thread on Oedipus. At least you fuckers can get a laugh at my expense.

>nobody around
Clearly OP is there.

Met een couple zo'n dingen ondernemen is ook een fantasie van me!

This is art you dumb beast. Doesnt mean you must view everything whats naked as being fuckmeat. YOU CREEP

I'm never fucking talking to anyone ever again, I hate my species. I will live to help the forests, FUCK humans. Ya'll are mentally I'll as fuck, and now I just see you as rapists.

You do understand that we shouldn't follow all of our instincts right? Dont go in the woods naked, dumbass

I'm saving E for Ethnic cleansing. Also im street shit curry nigger.

You are the creepy one, faggot. Dont worry, I've learned to hate people too much to even want to interact with your miserable, hateful person.

Art was one of the first things I masturbated to, so should art not also be considered porn by definition to some humans? Can one not masturbate to abstract concepts or shapes? What if a fundamental theorem of the universe gives one the urge to touch themselves? Are they a beast for feeling passion? Ya'll just want to be lazily naked outside, PRETENDING like you are a creator. You're naked, those are naked photos, things are gonna jerk off. Sorry, maybe you should look into mass murder as a hobby.

You're feeling adrenaline and cortisol, your body naturally goes into a state of stress and hypersensitivity when you are out of the clothing environment. You are a machine just like the rest of us.

Face it bitch, no one is ever getting laid, EVER AGAIN.

>one of the first things I masturbated to
was your mom

I totally get it, these people are suicidal as fuck, and they are lazily waiting on nature to reclaim their biomass, WHILE PRETENDING to look for mates. They only want death, but they see fit to tease and punish until nature kills them. People are fucking insane.

>Art was one of the first things I masturbated to
Did you ever go by the name Jack Bond in video games?

Someone needs to, she is a psycho, lonely Christian fascist. Go fuck my mom until she stops giving me life advice, fuckjng EVERY DAY with her, the advice.

Naw, I'm more of a "FAGGOTUS SUICIDIUS WANTUS" than a jack bond. I think botany is the shit, but whatever, have fun making big, eco disaster poops in the woods and killing the fauna, asshole.

time to move out user

Oh never mind then. I knew a guy who went by Jack Bond and you remind me of him. His first fap was a painting iirc.

Already did. Guess someone moved out and no longer speaks to their family, very mature of you to avoid those who raised you.

Man, this is getting boring. Ya'll are slow, I'm out, good luck with whatever you care about. I'm gonna jerk off and go to cal III