>live in a state with garbage liquor laws
>Can't buy any alcohol past 2am
>3am and I'm not drunk enough
Anyone have experience with drinking Listerine mouthwash? I'm ready to just fuck everything and get fucking hammered.
Live in a state with garbage liquor laws
Oliver Lopez
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Jordan Rodriguez
Don't drink listerine.... If there are any open grocery stores near you.... Vanilla extract, Lemon extract, are not illegal to buy, but they are 15% alcohol. Expensive, but worth it if you're really willing to drink listerine. Drinking right now as I speak this. About to walk over to my still open liquor store, LOL.
Connor Harris
Post more pics
Nathaniel Ortiz
posting in an autistic weak willed yikes thread
Jaxon Perez
lol ask a neighbor or buy weed not worth chugging a gallon of mouthwash for a buzz (you will also 100% barf)
Christian Wright
Haven't you ever heard of just stocking up? Just keep some in your fridge. At least 2 six packs.
Josiah Nguyen
But vanilla and lemon taste like shit. Mouthwash is at least stomachable
Hudson Nelson
what's her name? she looks just like my ex that shaved her head when we broke up. even the huge pupils that were a result of weed + adderall + welbutrin + alcohol (no clue how she survived all that shit when she weighed 100lbs.)
Jace Morales
You should always top off the night with NyQuil. It will fuck you up if you're already buzzed and it'll put your ass out so you don't get into trouble
Thomas Clark
>Tfw Zzzquil is the ultimate chaser
Isaac Brown
is that like the same as a 12 pack or what
Brandon Taylor
Send it
Dylan Watson
Try rehab you loser. If that fails you could always go out and play in traffic.
Jackson Roberts
yeah man i think
Noah Flores
Smoking helps get you more drunk
Gavin Morales
lol
Jeremiah Turner
How about just call your sponsor. Or get a sponsor. You are an alcoholic even by Russian standards.
Julian Reed
>Wanting to drink past 3am makes an alcoholic
okay retard
Gabriel Cox
Have to make do with beer, or lots of winecooler. Let this be a lesson to you. Respect your home and keep a liquor cabinet. Respect your liquor cabinet and keep it stocked: one bottle of boubon, one whiskey, one vodka, one scotch, and one gin.
Julian Foster
I did it once. Got really drunk really fast lasted for maybe 30 minutes before it all came back up. Was kind of legit tho cause I did it on an empty stomach and didn't feel like I need to brush after upchucking an entire bottle of mouth wash.
Wyatt Watson
That ass is a work of art.
James Ramirez
>>Go to 24 Hour Wal-Mart.
>>Buy Pic Related
>>Enjoy.
Aiden Thomas
It will give you horrible diarrhea for about 3 days. It may cause temporary tunnel vision, but fuck it, it'll get you drunk. At least you don't live in a shithole where you can't buy beer after 9 PM like me.
Dylan Price
>Wanting to drink past 3am makes an alcoholic
When it's mouthwash and you're on /b, yeah
Lucas Morris
So the buzz went away after you chucked?
Jeremiah Ward
This.
Benjamin Walker
Nah, he's a lying faggot. You can't, well, shouldn't be able to barf up alcohol that's already in your bloodstream. Also, it takes like 45 minutes for your liver to even metabolize the alcohol into your bloodstream.
Alexander Campbell
On SSRI's so I don't want to die
Jonathan Parker
So it will get me fucking blotto as long as I can hold it down?
Oliver Hall
This op , but would also add tequila
Carson Martinez
Yeah, but like I said, it can and probably will cause diarrhea for the next 3 days, and maybe temporary tunnel vision, but you'd have to drink a shitload of it probably. Something about the difference between methanol and ethanol. Just remember, if you do start going blind, just drink some proper liquor and that will fix it.
Angel Stewart
go get bleach
Austin Hughes
I don't plan on making it a constant thing. But I'm already drunk and need something the make me pass out before I get sober.
Bentley Ward
moar here pholder.com
Chase Taylor
I'm told motor oil tastes decent.
Brandon Anderson
You're an alcoholic. Get help
Jonathan Hall
Ginto bed
Michael Murphy
>This is what zoomers believe
Nathaniel Wood
Some of these faggots just don't understand what it's like trying to goto sleep barely wasted. Laying in bed for 2 hours before maybe finally falling asleep is fucking gay.
Ryan Nguyen
>just don't understand
You're weak. Your generation is the most pussified generation recorded in history.
I'm going to sleep better tonight knowing that you're having a bad nappy time.
Andrew Smith
That sounds like a personal problem fsggot. I make sure I'm stocked and loaded when I need to get shit going. It's not our fault you are dumb enough not to get enough to drink or too poor to get more
Austin Foster
Two rum.
Lucas Perez
go knock on neighbors door
offer sex for trade
Gabriel Sullivan
Buy some melatonin tomorrow.
Tyler Russell
More nudes?
Blake Bennett
Sounds like NC, next time try gopuff in your area, they deliver alcohol till 1:30 am. meaning get drunk and keep ordering!!! they've saved me a metric fuck ton!
Noah Walker
Fucking faggot bitches. Shouldn't you be in bed to goto work tomorrow? Oh wait, you're just 15 year old edgelords who have never even had alcohol.
Aaron Howard
I've got a full bottle of rum if you're close.
You look anything like your pic?
You in my state?
Kevin Roberts