Be me

Shot to the back of the head.

Depth charge

The same way I hope the woman who lied and gave me hpv dies, alone and by suicide.

Reroll

some kind of wrestling move done hard enough to kill. I suggest a DDT

Stabbed with a kitchen knife

Drug overdose

Piano falling onto them from a tall buildings roof

claw hammer

tied up and gut shot

Tnt

Badda Bing goes another one

Stab with spoon

Flames

Kill them by letting them get to their old age and then not helping them when their heart fails during their sleep.

Boobs

Kindness

roll

Roll faggot!!

OP here, if someone gets quads I'll stream it too

Suck dick

Send hitman

Kill John Wick's dog and frame your mark.

Eat their shit

Re-roll faggot!!

Ah, so close.

Ur body naturally cures hpv in around 3 years

>Call cops, tell them they knew what they were doing
>charged with murder and life in prison to be butt raped
>spread aids around prisons
>kill niggers
Only logical choice

Pour acid on your dick. That'll show them you mean business

A series of mean letters

Was it male or female?

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How bout trips and you start injecting people unsuspectingly with a needle full of AIDS blood

Drink all their cleaning products

Go look around for heroin needles, stab them with said needles to give them super aids. Then proceed to shove a shotgun up their ass and blow the upper half of their body off.

Go for a "road trip" and tie him to a tree and let nature do the rest

Sharpie in pooper

This

bury them up to their neck in the ground and cover their head in ants

This, post their address so we can send letters aswell

Pretend you're a tree

Roll

So much this

Piss in their cornflakes

Squak like a bird

slap him to fucking death

Play pickup soccer

You're honestly going to far, I mean what the fuck? I know this is Yea Forums, but what the fuck dude, holy shit you're fucked in the head.

Sit on the persons face and smother them. Perhaps force a log along the way, make that taste their last memory.

Read them a book

Op isn’t trying to kill road runner

This is what happen when you have sex outside marriage

Jump as high as you can

Fuck soooooo close

Ask them if they even know as to why and for to even look like

them? how the fuck did that happen?

or an anvil?

Choke them with your dick

Reroll

Free caged birds

Rollo

Play loud music

Rollio

Not in California. Apparently we reduced it to a misdemeanor to "avoid stigmatizing HIV"

Now the rate of HIV infections are going up.

Glad I'm not a faggot.

death by snoo snoo

ass fuck them

Tell them a secret

Pneumatic press

dude if you're going to kill somebody you have to do a SAW trap there's no other way.

you have to do everything right you can't just make some shitty rig that kills them either, you have to earn the kill and not make it impossible.

obviously build the rig before you kidnap them, but knock them out and take them to a warehouse with your contraption.
strap them into a hand trolley upright so they can only move one arm.

now place the trolley in the center of the room and rig a shotgun across from their head, directly in from of them so they can look down the barrel.

Heres the tricky part you need to rig a string using pulley's to the trigger, and have it go down and under them and between their legs. the string need to be taught and parralel with their penis.

set up a timer so that in 5 minutes the string will be pulled and the trigger will blow their head apart.

by this time you should have a hackSAW set up in front of them using a crank system. They can crank a wheel to slowly a reciprocating motion like a piston.

essentially if they crank a lever for a few minutes it will slowly move forward and they will have to hack their penis off.
but in doing so it will also cut the string under the penis and prevent the shotgun from being triggered!

you can put a tape recorder on the table that upon picking up will set off the timer, explain the rules and begin the game.
try using a voice modifier and saying something along the lines of "you used your penis as a weapon to ruin another life now you much choose between your own life or that weapon" I don't know come up with some pseudo philosophical speech about why they deserve to be in this situation.

you can safely watch from another room.
and the kicker is that you don't set them free if they manage to cut their dick off, you leave and let them bleed out.

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Tell their mother

shut up dicknose

Smoke signals

Op here, it was me and two other friends fucking these two Latino chicks, I think they played all of us like suckers

Roll

Omg so close

Impostor!

You're bound to get it just by living there. Enjoy your faggot aids.

Check their digits

Drink marijuanas

Cut their vehicles brakes?

nobody has trips yet nigger

literally eat them

keep pushing me user and I'm gonna grape you in the mouth

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Take them to a pride parade with a bomb strapped to yourself and detonate it in the largest pack

Whistle a tune

>them
More then one person gave it to you? Or did you avoiding saying 'him' after getting your ass fucked?

Cut off your dick and shove it down their throat.

Baste the turkey

Create a vin diagram

Go christchurch on a synagogue

Make it eat your poop

All 99 stats in runescape

Head + Hammer

360 no scope, then walk away

Roll

This

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Spread it to the rest of their ghetto

Deepthroat till dead

Rolling for this

Roll

man, you was thaaaaaat close, (roll on 360 no scope)

Rolling

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Roll

Tickle them

Roller

This

Rollo

Tie them to yourself, jump off nearest cliff/bridge/skyscraper

This

Rolling

rolllll rolll rollllll

Roll .

Pride parade bomb

Rollo

Rolle

Don't.

Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem

Tea party of death

Satan commands it! 360 no scope, and walk away

Rawl

Gg

Satan knew

Satan with the aids and murder.

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There you go op. I got'em

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80% of the population has HPV you retard.

If you've had sex you probably have job.

And SHE forced you not to wear a rubber? What kind of pussy are you?

Op here, I will 360 no scope those fucking whores and walk away B)

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Record it and make an mlg montage with it

This tbqh

I roll for this

Make sure your sensitive is maxed (pro-tip)3

death by buttseks

Throat fucked to death.

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