I really wanna fuck my mom... What should I do?

offer her a foot massage and SLOWLY work up her legs

until yer knuckle deep in the hole that sprung ya

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Pulling off the ultimate seduction is tricky . . . here is your best shot.

1. Alcohol MUST be involved
2. She must be proud of you
3. Guilt is a single mother's kryptonite
4. Pull close then away
5. Minimal foreplay
6. Frame her emotions for her
7. Never use the 'i' word

1. Alcohol MUST be involved, not because it lowers inhibitions, that is minor -- but because it lets people pass the buck morally.

Having too much to drink is always an excuse to do something you wouldn't normally do. You see she's not a slut who sucked off her own Yea Forumsrother: no, no, no, she just had too much to drink!

You can encourage this behavior by noting several times how drunk she is. How she won't remember anything tomorrow-- this will give her psychological permission to do something she'd never do sober.

2. She must be proud of you

Women share their bodies with men they admire & respect. If she pities you, forget about it. If she's embarrassed by you forget about it.

She must think you're smart, handsome, and have an awesome personality.

Be going places in life... the slacker / adolescent angst won't get you what you want.

MOAR of your sister. she is a hotter younger version of your mom

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if you dont mind ruining your relationship
>get massive hardon (viagra?)
>call her i to your room
>take out your dick and dont take no for an answer

Fuck her ritttee in the pussy

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4. Pull close then away

Women crave closeness. You want to condition that response like you'd train a dog!

Give her a hug. Brag about her to her friends and your parents. Tell her she's the only person you trust.

Then..... nothing. No hugs. Short conversations. No bragging. Always be too busy for her.

Then reverse course. Give her a (non-creepy) hug... don't press your cock into her! But be quick... always leave her craving more.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

5. Minimal foreplay

This is the most counter-intuitive point in our quest.

Generally spend an hour kissing, talking, massaging a woman... not this time!

Once the tongues slip in, take her panties off and slide it in!

You see foreplay gives her time to think and when she does that she won't wanna have sex with you.

It also takes away from the "it just happened" thing women need so much when they're trying to explain away why they did what they did..... it was just fate, she didn't have anything to do with it!

Does that make sense? It's hard to understand, but we can expound more if everyone needs to.

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kek

Get a new mom that’s somewhat hot and fuck her

Don’t go for it. Your mother, the parent that helped raise you, the care giving grown up that’s always been there for you, you shouldn’t do anything sexual with your real mother. If you do so it would cause more harm than good, it’s not worth the consequences.

She used to be a "checkmate" for Charlotte checkers minor league hockey team (basically triple A for Carolina hurricanes) and also east Carolina dancer...

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I would be more flirty and say things like "if you weren't my mom..." and put the idea in her head. THEN get drunk together and see if she brings it up. You want her to want it too. If she is genuinely disgusted by the idea you have to let it go Unless you're prepared to cross lines there is no turning back from.

do 6 and 7 i love this

No harm if it's mutual. Just illegal in most civilized countries so keep that in mind. If caught you will both be in the news and potentially in jail for it. I wouldn't wish an incest criminal charge published in media outlets on my worst enemy. Unless they're both super fucking hot and we as a society will just let it go. lol

Nothing. Your dad beat you to it.

your moms legs and feet are really fucking hot. do you wanna suck your moms toes?

This is larp since it is trivial to dox at this point.

I would love for my mom to choke on my cock

If it's not larp, lol this shit is out here forever dumbass.

Fuck yeah

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these pics are amazing. so i guess youre a feet guy too? age? where from?

Have you tried inserting your penis into her vagina?

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Same want to tear my mom up

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they real?

31 Charlotte NC area

When I was a kid and still sleeping in the same bed as my mom I used to masturbate right beside her and she never stopped me. I kinda wish she wouldve helped out

Yes

looks like you want to fuck your dad with tits

Yes

wanna connect on kik? skype maybe?

Honestly, I want to fuck my friends' mom. Like she's not hot but I still want to fuck her.

dude OP is talking bout his mother

your mom looks like she smokes marlboro reds through her pussy on sunday nights. raise your standards.

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Huh

she unfortunately has many masculine facial features.

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If she gets drunk at home regularly, just roofie her. It's quick, ensures she won't remember it, gives you time to enjoy it, gives you the freedom to pump a load into her without her resisting, and she'll just chalk it up to 'too much alcohol' the next day. Just make sure to clean her up afterwards so it isnt obvious.

Haha you would still fuck her

Never said I wouldn't, that could be some c-section tight pussy right there, but I bet she has a huge baby dick clit and gaping hole. lol

Lol nope

Post nudes

So why did you want us to doxx her?

Find anyone else in the world to fuck, anybody

It’s mom’s boyfriend posting this.

Uh fuck her? Duh

it's co-vert recruitment, see who becomes curious.

kek post screenshot

Not going to happen. Just be happy with jacking off while rubbing your face in her dirty panties.

kik?

Yea Forums is a Chinese goverment/military recruiting tool. lol

Nah. Way too easy to find. He obviously wanted it.

Lmao. If you bang her you're definitely getting an STD. Greenville is the worst

I'm erect reading this.
What does this mean anons??

It means the jews are winning

would you wanna fuck your mom?

comment of the thread award goes to you

same rules apply bud

I think you should post nudes of her.

Why doesn't anyone record secretly and ask her mom to help them with their hard cock come on record it and seduce your mom

because depending where they are at in the world they could both go to prison.