All I have to eat at my house is Ramen and I can't go to the store...

Chili ramen is the best, not everyone has a weak stomach like you.

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fry it that shit good

>not everyone has a weak stomach like you
good point

Sriracha makes anything better

You can make all kinds of stuff with ramen, pad Thai ramen, ramen stir fry, ramen stroganoff, etc. Use it like any other noodle.

Ramen ain't that bad you whiny cunt

I like to drain it, and toss in butter, and maybe add a little more spices or some Worcestershire sauce. Usually garlic powder, cayenne or red pepper seeds, and maybe some chives.

You could also make ramen and ghetto pesto if you have dried basil and olive oil on hand. It's not as good as fresh pesto of course, but it's better than just plain noodles. I usually use rotini or macaroni for this though.

its not even spicy. are you that guy that thinks the mild sauce at taco bell is too spicy as well?
maybe you prefer ketchup flavored ramen?

wrong. chink ketchup. gross.

get emmmm

Noodles is chinks food, enough said.

You are as retarded as that fucking nigger.

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no, youre the american white bitch that thinks chili ramen is spicy and disgusting.
meanwhile, i bet you eat indian food all day long.

so about those italians.....

>youre the american white bitch
Yep, that's chinks talk.
Should have cooked more rice back in ww2.

They are just the indians of europe.
Losing shitskin food is not a big loos.

Ramen is basically sugar. You're going to get diabetes eating that junk.

i like to add thousand island dressing. it was a drunk discovery that turned out to be pretty damn yummy. just drain as much liquid as you can first

Found the retard

ADD AN EGG ($1.35 for 12)

chicken low-key is the best. even japanese people wish they had that flavor

oh ramen that shit right there it's just the best. mmm Ramen is going to be so yummy in your tummy eat that shit

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>Make yourself some white trash stirfy
literally all it takes is some cabbage (a head of cabbage can last you a month or two) and some teriyaki (soy sauce and sugar/honey).

Saute them veggies, boil your noodles, add da sauce, add da noodles, tauce. throw and egg on it.

"too 'spensive."

seriously just add your own veggies and drain the water.... no reason to pay nearly $2 for some shit ramen. If you want to splurge on ramen, buy some korean ramyun (shin ramen from the package, not the cup)

youtube.com/watch?v=fnegOi-a8TI

Watch this vid. It's fucking good if you make it.

>american
>eats indian food all day
kek....

do britbongs really think everyone else eats food made by people who dont use toilet paper?

americans eat beef (steak and burgers), tacos (beef or chicken), and itallian/chinese food (thats it)

>ALSO
since we have good cantonese-american food. we dont need to eat indian food.

throw an egge in it and get beef flavor next time

>i like to add thousand island dressing
i feel like that could work as a "pasta salad"
maybe add some beans and chopped veggies or something.

Just kick it up a notch with a blast from the spice weasel.

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>egge

It is. Get some chicken broth, vegetables and an egg and you got some quality authentic Japanese ramen.

nah, throw an egg and get the Shin Ramyun Ox/"black" flavor next time. a pack is only $1.40

>egge
what's the problem. dont you like egges?

had this on my old computer, thanks. I'm 26 and i sadly need this more than ever (sick of wasting my money on eating out/alcohol)

Buy a steak instead. This will make you fat as shit.

steak is crazy expensive now tho... (at least in iowa... we dont really "make" beef, just pork and soi beans)

i get what you mean tho. i just feel like ramen is better than pasta if i want to make some asian food twice a week, and waaaay cheaper than eating an entire steak/porkchop 7 days a week.

chicken is expensive now too. basically meat is getting weird in america (because of the tariffs). Farmers cant pass the savings onto americans after overcharging teh chinese for some cheap pork

thank trump's economy for that,the retard thinks he's gonna win this tariff war,all he's gonna do is fuck americans some more

Pay for it now or later with medical bills or lost wages. Boneless chicken thighs are 2.45 a lb where I live.

>after overcharging teh chinese for some cheap pork
*because they can't overcharge teh chinese for some "cheap" pork. (the tariffs are affecting agriculture trade and driving up prices in america)

>ramen is better than pasta

lol,ramen is for poor people

Cut back on other things otherwise you'll pay for it in the end. One doz eggs are 1.35. Grad fed butter 2.35 for 8 oz.

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.... bruh. a box of spagett is way cheaper than ramen...
dont be a classist retard...

>national socialism

>democrat

lol,democrats hate white people.this is how stupid americans are

cry more poorfag

okay... you want me to eggs fried in butter every day for a year?

have less autism, please...

You're better off not eating than ingesting either of those

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eat a dick. slightly less-poor poorfag...

or kys for having rich parents and never knowing true hardship

Are you saying ramen is better for you than eggs with grass fed better? You being for real?

agreed. pasta is cheap tho, and i dont have rich parents or a bachelors degree

boil up some water, add three packs of ramen. crack an egg or two in there. sprinkle in a bit of curry powder, turmeric in addition to sparingly using the flavor packets. add in a tablespoon of peanut butter. add sriracha if you like

no, im just sayin i cant fill my self up on a single egg, and i think youre autismic for believing other people can live your autist lifestyle...

Eat more than one, genius.

eat some fucking vegetables you fucking autist. also, throw some spice in your diet.

you literally cant cook anything other than scrambled eggs (you cant even cook an omelet), and you want to feel proud about that????

dude, you need to eat more than eggs....

i cant tell if youre trolling, or severely malnourished...

Lol what am I reading?

you are literally autism...

So ramen nourishes you more than eggs fried in grass fed butter?

>Yea Forums logic

How? Can you explain? Are you able?

youre reading an user telling another user that "just eat eggs" isnt good dieting/budgeting advice.

one of these anons eats nothing but scrambled eggs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and doesnt realize how fucked he is... kek

i want to eat more than eggs. eggs dont contain all of your daily nutrients. youre shitty "egg only" diet is making you autismic

Oh, so processed food is better for you than whole foods? Where did user say eat only eggs forever?

Are you this bored?

add an egg to your ramen and eat some carbs you fucking retard...

(im drunk so keep trolling me, its making me feel good to argue with an imaginary autist)

Yes

he literally said, "buy eggs and butter" and nothing else.

I don't take health advice from obese people.

who cares about "better" when youre poor af. you are privileged af and i hope your parents decide t quit giving you money for a couple months...

>Are you this bored?
im on Yea Forums.... why the fuck else would i be here

if youre here and youre not "bored", you should seriously kys

i dont take health advice from people who eat nothing but eggs

I don't understand. If I have five dollars because I'm a stupid broke jackass, I'm suppose to buy ramen instead of eggs and butter?

I work at Wal-Mart.

Imagine after having that boiling water and noodles how warm you'll be. Add some extra spices or salt and pepper if you have anything around. It's a little chilly.

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Eat some ramen. Then eat some more. You're a genius. You'll be super healthy.

carbs are cheaper than eggs....
"Flour cheaper than egg"

dont be retarded. mix your eggs with some flour and make pasta or something. shit... stretch your shit out. learn to not be some /fit/ autist and eat something besides eggs and whey powder

Put butter garlic salt in it it makes it creamy

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Flour is bad for you and so is whey powder

Get the shrimp or oriental flavor, add a soft boiled egg, some imitation crab and top it with green onion

sometimes you have to fill up on stuff thats bad for you. i can make 12 pancakes with one egg.... welcome to poorfag life dude. quit having autism and realize that other people exist....

Then inject your insulin. Can't forget that!

I like to eat pancakes, make excuses, and blame society for my obesity too. Ill just become an sjw or fuck pillows.

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>thinking sodium causes diabetes

Food stamps will cover eggs. If you don't qualify, you have no excuse.

>ramen doesn't have a glycemic index

kek. what. im not obese (chubby, but i blame myself and my addiction for soda in highschool, and beer now)
im just poor so i need to eat carbs ('cause they cheaper than eggs)

if you want to go full eggbro tho, buy a couple chickens and get free eggs, you can even feed them cooked eggs (seriously, feed your chickens their eggs, they eat the raw ones anyways because they are dinosaurs)

>glycemic index spikes matter to non-diabetics....

Right now I have about $500 in groceries packed in, but had a weird dream last night about a trip to a mega-pajeet mega-convenience-store, where they gave me tons of ice cream and tacos for no reason, like I was the spiritual reincarnation of Ghandi, because skelly. My body must be sending my brain signals about micronutrient cravings.

you think you're smart... but youre not. quit having food autism and eat some fucking vegetables and carbs. you can live off of meat and eggs, but you wont be healthy (0%body fat doesnt equal healthy)

ketchup is burgerland marinara
i dont think hes saying the spiciness gives you the shits

Excuses are like assholes. Get Food stamps if you're so poor. If you don't qualify, then you can afford gold food. You choose not to and are obese because of it. Period.

Just pretend like you're in an anime and you making top notch ramen.

>obese people should eat ramen because not diabetic

Top zozzle

go eat some cooked and raw veg. and cook up a couple burgers. just binge. if you skelly, you need more fat. (your body needs you to eat fat in order to absorb vitamins and other nutrients, fat doesnt always turn into fat)

>fat you eat doesnt always get stored as fat (unless you have excess fat in your diet)

All you gotta do is throw in some meats (Egg, steak, chicken.) according to whatever flavor you have. Also toss in some veggies like green onion.

Fat and protein are converted to glucose in the right amounts by the liver. Ramen spikes insulin as a stress response because otherwise you'd die. Its literally toxic.

Based n redpilled

>ketchup is burgerland marinara
kek, youve never been to asia have you. look up joli bee sphagetti, its literally advertised that its made with "banana ketchup"

also, marinara is more of an italian-american thing, most regions in Italy didnt have yearly access to tomatos till the 1950s. It was teh american itallians who started making it every day because food was plentiful in america circa late-1800's

ponyo

i needed that.
im drunk and some autist user was telling me i should only eat eggs and nothing else.... i got mad and my drunk-autism made me fell for the troll

ya dude, add some ponyo sauce and maybe dip some dumplings in it, buh

At least you can admit that you're retarded.

>Ramen spikes insulin as a stress response because otherwise you'd die
dude. dont fall for the "carbs bad" meme. eat some whole wheat pasta and a couple potatos, definietly dont make them the main course of your diet (if you can afford to do so, some of us are poor and have no choice). but the Keto-meme, is just atkins (its a meme)

noboddy else can on here tho. i miss the Yea Forumstard days where everyone was openly retarded/trolling. now its mostly meme-eletist autists who think they're better than "kyle from algebra"

I get plenty of fat as a percentage of my intake, and lately have been going through a gallon of Edy's Grand chocolate per week as well. Overall appetite is my issue, but at least the goddamn endless rain is beginning to abate, and bringing on grill weather. If only my kitchen were made to do all that indoors, I'd be 10 pounds heavier.

>meme-eletist autists who think they're better than "kyle from algebra"
fucking this. summerfags ruin Yea Forums every year. Yea Forums should seriously start checking drivers licenses.

Scientificically proven. If you're poor, go get food stamps. Meat and eggs and veg can be bought with them

I don't understand why acting stupid is funny

see a doctor then. full skelly is bad.

(you probably already have seen a doctor, and you know your issues... so maybe youre not following his advice and being a fucking anorexic-cunt who hates himself)

>carbs are good fro skellys, your body needs carbs. keto is only for diabetics.

truth. my taxes already pay for them, personally, i think everyone should have some "food entitlement" (since we subsidize most of it)

>food is a human right
>pay taxes, get food

>I don't understand why acting stupid is funny
dont come to Yea Forums then. if you laugh unironically, youre probably the punchline...

Fuck this made me hungry, 10/10

You're not eating as much as you say you are or you're a type 1 diabetic. If its the latter, that's why you're skinny and it will kill you by starving to death while eating.

>making zero sense the post

Been there, done that OP. Just put salt on it and it gets even better! When you get to the store, buy eggs and drop one or two raw eggs in the soup when its done cooking. The hot water cooks the eggs. Stir the eggs as they are cooking for a thicker broth and delicious meal. Hot sauce makes it pretty good too!

>get food stamps
"but muh taxes and entitlement programs"
"fuck poor people"
"buy your own food or die retard"
"cant fend for yourself, then die"
"i pulled myself up by my own bootstraps"
"kys poorfag"

youre autism

you are literally autism incarnate

Haven't noticed in VT yet. Just bought 3 pounds of steak tonight (flank) for $10, not angry at all.

>unironically likes Yea Forums
>has austism
checks out...

Yes, is good

>"look mom I trolled him good"
>good job son
Said no one. Ever.

>AUStism

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You hate Yea Forums but are posting here

>unironically ironical

not trolling tho.... just saying shit conservitards say when they hate things like public education or foodstamps

>doesnt hate Yea Forums
>doesnt realize why others do

you are autism

Wait is it a meme?

I hate being raped so I walk down dark alleys at 2 a.m. in a bikini.

you can hate Yea Forums /hate yourself, and still post here tho...

wtf...

learn to be more self-aware.

>autism is a choice

>hates b
>still here

Yep. Checks out.

Where are you that it costs $2?

keto is only good or diabetics. the science has been in on that since the 90s (almost 30 years)

eat less carbs, but dont cut them out entirely. >ketosis is bad for most people

Yeah carbs digest as 6 pack and and unicorns are real

so were on the same page then?
if you actually like new Yea Forums you should kys.

if you post here because "fun", but hate everything here, you are "teh kewl" and probably drunk and stoned like a cool guy

Ketosis is bad for literally no one or we would be extinct.

>you went full retard

>thinks he can live off fat and protien without wasting all his money

Been here since 2009 and b has never been good but I don't hate it otherwise I wouldn't come back

but muh beer and viking acestors who lived off carbs and fish and lived to be 100+

ketosis is a meme. you are retarded and falling for media propaganda

>since 2009
FUKCKING KEK

thanks for proving my point... i only have a couple years on here, and even i know im still a newfag

Ok this is boring. Sage.

I've been new for 10 years moron

i meant to say i only have a couple years more than you (2006), but i still know im a newfag

the thread is about making ramen tasty. you made it about you and your keto-autism

I have rheumatoid arthritis, taking TNF inhibitors for it, and am more a narcissistic cunt than a self-hating one. The disease tends to reinforce eating too little, since it becomes more active the heavier you are, at least in the short-term. It's a maddening dilemma, but at least the outlet to it is to be more deliberately aesthetic about food, and being a foodie is hard work on some level. So much for the first world problems of terrible genes. So much shit runs in my family that I'm doing God's work by not breeding.

Wow a Nordic who legit doesn't know his own ancestry. Your stupidity explains why you all are letting Muslims rape your women without consequence. You all used to be smart.

Y'all keep throwing autism around as an insult to intelligence. I know autistic people way smarter than you dumb fucks

Carbohydrates cause arthritis you dolt. Lmao. Some CEO of big pharma is laughing at you.

Its called projecting. You see, when people insult others, its a manifestation of how they are themselves. Once you realize that, its no big deal :>D

Absolute pseudoscience, as well as absolutely contrary to my experience. I have researched and tried EVERYTHING.

You've literally researched propaganda because its been scientifically proven. You're immune responses are because of your gut biome. Sorry money is so evil that they'd rather keep you ill but alive.

Mikala Peterson cured her rheumatic arthritis via diet. Google it. I'm serious. For your sake.

I'd believe you if I hadn't already tried the relevant diet myself, to no avail whatever.

You're not being honest. Good luck. You're going to need it. I don't feel sorry for people who'd rather take sympathy over help

i have a HUGE scat fetish!!! please send me your best SHIT PICS. send me guys shitting, girls shitting, bowls full of shit.
>discord: dogee#4190
anything shit related is cool.

It’s not meant to be eaten plain. What do you have to put in it?

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Here’s the prep. Made it for lunch yesterday.

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duh. also its only an insulty to emotional intelligence/basic common sense. autists can solve all the worlds problems, but they cant tie their own shoes... get it?

>You're not being honest, etc.

Here's wishing you similar candor and goodwill.

looks fuggin great. ima make some ramen tomorrow after work.

>candor
autism confrimed

>whisk them up
I usually crack the egg right on the noodles then turn off the heat and cover to let them poach, usually fuck up pouring it into the bowl tho and break the yolk

>when people insult others, its a manifestation of how they are themselves
no shit. you'd have to be legit autistic to not know that...

People in my area think salt is spicy. Because of that none of the local stores carry this flavor.