Celeb thread

Celeb thread

hunger games edition V.1

pick one celeb

0 = you have to post leaks or nudes (if there are any)
9 = you have to post your best pic
dubs = you killed the celeb you responded to
trips = you can revive a killed celeb

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/25Ewd_fpETI
youtu.be/sqPClltS5k8
youtube.com/watch?v=ApXoWvfEYVU
youtu.be/XjNWlzJz2VA
youtu.be/XkmiDwp_HC4
youtube.com/watch?v=vgIBr2FpGss
bluemind.tv/life-and-style/gesundheit/was-ist-dein-koerper-auf-dem-schwarzmarkt-wert-575541/
youtu.be/mtWWo1ac1Yw
youtube.com/watch?v=l8ZBzyt7T1c
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

I take Jennifer

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KIKI

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ok

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I want to see blood

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Really? The low hanging fruit?

killed her

mbb ftw

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İt's 8:45am, Monday mornıng ın Japan rıght now.
Ohaıo.

Cool, I'll take Vera then.

bump

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*bamph*

I take Jenneke

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you gotta post image to win

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best pic

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bump

emma

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sportfu would win in real life easy

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I can't :(

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>>Black Choppers
>>Black Sunshine
Time is a black disc.
youtu.be/25Ewd_fpETI

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Maria could beat up sportsfu though, that 6'2" height advantage

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where is the chairman mao pic?

that's extremely lewd and this kind of intrigues me, qt

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fucking cute

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>>Death
What is the difference between a Pagan and a Warlock?

One is the method, the other is the explanation.

youtu.be/sqPClltS5k8

Enjoy the ride.

My name is Duke Zuur

Aka: thenumeralzero
Aka: Thenumeralzero Binary
Aka: Handicat

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doubt it
would love to see the fight
nice

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you mean Best Korea pic?

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Apparently, İ kılled OP.

kowabunga it is

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Is it? People buy fug all the time, did I mention that I´m super high and not responsible for what I´m saying?

youtube.com/watch?v=ApXoWvfEYVU

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I thought so too.
wew nessa!

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That's a big Kiki

Michelle wouldn't stand a chance

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That's the one.

lmao RIP sportsfu, in fact

I want to push VJ on to a banana that makes her slip into the hotel gutter

How do I get under that table in order to worship that delicious cunt?

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Fapping to my waifu? You basterd

God damm it
guess I will take another fighter

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I don't have anything to pay you with, though

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you have to get under my table first, then I arrange a meeting.

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cute indeed

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If it ends with me tasting Jordyn's pussy, there isn't much I wouldn't eagerly do.

Oh, you like Meg?

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I want to lick ems cum off jjs tummy

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Very much

I've somehow never seen this picture before...or seen her looking so deliciously thick....fuck. Orgasm imminent.

You could kill someone for me I don´t like.
That sounds like a fair trade to me.
That´s the right mindset user.

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wow, I think that's worth much more than just one lewd

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No me

I want to push VJ out that big plate glass window

NO ME!

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lol
£œ£
£Ô£

Sorry you had to see her like this. With me an all.

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I hate summer...

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Fite me
I’m getting that Ems nut

quad kill?

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I wonder if she'd be intrigued/turned on by having me taste her pussy by cleaning, with my mouth, her cum off the thick cock that just fucked her

That is very very lood.
I like the my cummies on jj idea tho!
ding ding
how many lewd is a ordinary life worth?

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I hate u

No you slut, it's mine, all of it.

Ñıce ĘÂr

"vıcky-photo"

how dare you. Bindi kill headed your way

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y tho?

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İn Phıladelphıa agaın?

I like it

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She could probably take the dress off wıthout messıng up her haır.

I made him cum so it’s mine

I would not want to fight her

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difficult to measure, we'd have to define multiple things for this to be even quantifiable
what an "ordinary" life is and what a lewd itself is worth or where a lewd begins and ends

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I can't sleep in heat

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That's hilarious.

sexy back

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İ got, "trıps"

KİLLED OP AGAİN

why daddy-o?

fucking hell

More of this thickness?

youtu.be/XjNWlzJz2VA

here
e

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It's so freaking warm

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Nobody can have the same taste as me

you need to post a pic

Naked sleep

She really is ugly as fuck.

no AC?

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>db is in heat
shoulda known

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even if she accidentally touches your cock and rubs it mid fight?
I think we should evaluate that, the world has a right to know how many lewds a life is worth, let´s say any life of a 40yo person to have something in the middle.
Could be a new measurement.
you ARE the heat.
Hey that song from you, I like it, got my new sound setup ready and just listened to it.

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................dang...

youtu.be/XkmiDwp_HC4
Is this good enough?

I don't want to post anything too explicit...

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Exactly.
Oh really?

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broken CAPTCHA edition

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I don't beat up girls
only reason
but I am thinking now

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I already am
How to destroy earth:
Step 1: Buy an AC
Wait...
Which song?

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youtube.com/watch?v=vgIBr2FpGss

İ have cookıes.

-_-

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Say that exact thing into her Face, she´s beat you up with a smile on her face.
She´s not a "girl" she´s a fighter and she would beat the shit out of you.
(Unless you are a mediocre or better fighter)

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One chat and you got him hot and bothered

hmm, a random no name 40 year old, unknown fucker ... already had many good years but still some ahead of him, interesting proposal normally I'd say 20.000 fun cupons, but for this special instance lets say 30.000
a lewd should be worth 1/10 of a blowjob, idk the rates but lets just assume 50 bucks
so 1 lewd is effectively worth 5 bucks, seems to coincide with some of the patreon thot rates
that would mean about 6000 lewds for one life

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I never recommended that one..

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I want to push VJ into the twilight zone

Take pics

People should have expected that
for what?

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probably true. kek she would beat me into coma if I call her a girl. would be a great way to die. I would do the old 560° round house triple death punch to win

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GIVE ME THAT FUCKING NUTT

Pay me
Those pickles ain't growing on plants
That's not what I meant dingus. I'm not a doggo

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I'm really happy right now tbh
Good vibes

shit babsanon, that´s good.
I like your thinking, but 30k a life? we don´t want to know what it approx. costs to end one.
I think a life is worth much more, the organs alone are worth more than 300k and then there is the fact that it´s a human and feels and stuff. So I´d say round it up 400k would be more realistic.
sauce: bluemind.tv/life-and-style/gesundheit/was-ist-dein-koerper-auf-dem-schwarzmarkt-wert-575541/
oh, shit thought it was you.

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Fuuuuuuuuck Daisy's ass HHHNNNGGGHHH

No
I only listen to Joji, Eilish and a smack of others the past weeks

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I give you all the pickles for a sample

Or the fetal position and cry, that would work as well to make it end.
I can´t give it away, I need to produce it and it takes time and love.

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Gonna drain my balls for daisy.

I can't believe you actually want to be the next midget ... like what the fuck.

It's not even big but I so often see people expressing love for it

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How do you do it Babsfren?

cap'n-dobrev

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Bolly Eylash?

I'll extract it myself.

>dadfu confirmed depressed

We are not planning on selling the body though. Just producing one. And that's way easier and cheaper. Now we just have to look at tools, incidentals and transfer to and from the job. Plus an hourly rate of time to prep, conduct and clean up afterwards.

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It's all those guns, people can't resist them.

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It's the shape, man, it's so fucking toned

hêh
i don't appreciate your lack of sacasm

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Kek. Nah I'm good. Have enough money for myself
Yes

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He shows them his huge gun and everything is gucci

Wouldn't you like to know, eh?

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insert kungfu noises

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uhoh
H-how you think you will do that?
No I´m confused, have to find out who posted it.
How the fuck do you produce a 40yo dude without waiting … well 40 years?

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stake her before she turns!

I'm going to use my mouth.

Personally, İ am a very good fıghter.
But İ'm lethal, so İ have to be careful.

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kek, exactly
I'm a magician

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I’m going to use my mouth and hands

best back
silky sexy good

But you can´t use it when you´re not under my desk ^ ^
Unless you´re a ninja … which would mean… O.O

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stop talking about my guns .... any of them
and I am most certainly not showing them around

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Don't lowball me.

İ wasn't born fuckıng ten mınutes ago.

Too late

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fuckkkk

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İt costs roughly fıve-mıllıon dollars.

h n n g h

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*teleports under your desk*
Nothing personnel kid.

what's your countersuggestion then?
user?

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Dear lord... So beautiful

based on what?

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Nothing hng about kiki feets, they are very pure!

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ah fuck! now she'll drain townfolks of blood and whats worse she'll never age from now on.

relly liked this

I'm not even a feet guy, but HHHNNNGGGHHH

pure
right
my mistake

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O_O

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Lilly is perfection
Because that's the worst of all, right?

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hey... are you c?

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of course it is...

İNB4: JAİLBAİT

youtu.be/mtWWo1ac1Yw

I'm just fucking with you, these puppies are the lewdest things this side of the Mississippi.

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I'm going to fuck this one too

the pic or me talking about showing my guns around?
also I might have to take you up on that offer after all

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Labour, cost, and effect.

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fit
shinny

Do you guys piss standing up or sitting down?

the photo

That ıs the general gross total of the deal.

That's the short and narrow of ıt.

tummy
vamp tummy

Not growing up... so shite
Nuh uh
Already posted

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Sitting cause mommy raised me so

depends on the mood

She used to be waifu-tier but she's gotten super slutty since she got blacked... I understand, though, who could possibly want her now. She just gotta slut it up.

That ıs my countersuggestıon.

thank god, here have another nice one :P

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Flat on by back spraying straight up, pretending I'm the fountains at Bellagio

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that hair, eyes and, freckles forever

She was a whore for a porn-show?

İf she was, that's dısgustıng.

Makes me sıck

yes

oh you!

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I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a patreon thot :/

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My zero dubs kılled poster.

But you´re hitlersatan after all, it would be ethnically incorrect.

According to a recent article in Wired magazine, a body could be worth up to $45 million — Calculated by selling the bone marrow, DNA, lungs, kidneys, heart … as components.

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divine in white

I wish she could sing at least a little

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Oh noes

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Good choices

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definitely
how so, qt?

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the shame of it all

wow i fap to Dana Plato to that pic so many years ago...good memories man !

ayo white bois

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Cuddles forever. Nooo

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My church told me not to please satan and you know what hitler pleasing led to.
We got it, wired says 45million, if you evaluate a blowjob with 50$ and a lewd with 5$, that means a life is worth 9 million lewds.

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oh oh nooooo

random webm time

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Êh?

Maybe her underwear was on too tıght.

i fapped to shannon sometime yeah

destroy my race, Barbados Queen

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Whereıs that, Trınıdad?

christ almight i forgot how hot she was

She should sing without underwear anyway

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The worst of the worst

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Where ıs that, Trınıdad?*

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must it be done?

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I like the part where you can see her bum under her bottoms. That part is nice.

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brie larson

ugh, lipstick on an Aztlán pig

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İ am male.

And, you spelled Thoth ıncorrectly.

Yuk

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idk user, looks nice :)

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those thighs will never age

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İ am talkıng about the cost of kıllıng someone, and lettıng someone else clean ıt up.

but like I said, you can't go around evaluating the destruction of something with it's hypothetical value
you won't pay the construction workers 15 million bucks to tear down a 15 million dollar building
same with contract killings

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nobody said there can't be male ones

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Are you offerıng to pay me fourty-fıve mıllıon?

Monıes, or graıns of sand?

Ah okay, we were discussing the value of a human, not the cost of killing one.
Wait it costs 5million to kill someone?
That´s fucking expensive, I will never be able to kill someone with money.

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obvıously

fucking saved

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Heh, probably not
They are reserved for someone until she turns 18 tho

I try to sleep again now. Night soupmaster

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İt would probably work.

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who's your first target?

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Thıs one ıs one of her better photos.

Mj

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Fıre, Ready, Aım

lol

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good,fuck that guy

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millions are paid for actually important people, we were discussing the cost of killing a literal nobody

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I just want to cum.

Kys

Brb, İ need to take a vıctory-lap.

yeah but that´s not leading to anything, if I tell the meth head on turkey that I give him an eightball if he kills you, he will kill you.

Behead those who insult MJ.

>CluelessSaneArabianoryx.webm already exists.
>Do you want to replace it?

:( why
Hes a good boy

pedo sympathizer

I don't know yet, that's part of the fun of the job, isn't it?
youtube.com/watch?v=l8ZBzyt7T1c

night daddy-o

>bigdaddyhotdogs.webm

I mean if I had a sick loved one that needs a new lung and your´s would fit, I´d pay 200k for it and that would be the case for many people and different bodyparts.
But I see where you two are heading, it´s very unlikely.
So the value lies between a meth head and 45 million.

fuck you, he a cute!

Pfft Victoria is half Puerto Rican, what's the difference

yo I go sleep, night derpys

...

He stood six-foot-six and weighed two-forty-five

Derpnight

N I G H T

Yesss

İ saıd İ am not an organ donar.

You ıdıots owe me fıve-mıllıon dollars.