You just won the 20 million lottery. What do?

Two words

Hemp Plantation

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5 millions lost when the bubble explodes pretty soon, 10 millions going down the drain gradually, 5 millions wasted on useless crap.
Nice.

Buy a condo, invest the rest of it and live off the interest.
I'd probably keep my job. I can work remote anyway, so it wouldn't be a big deal to travel while technically on the clock.

Buy a mansion in the UK lake district. Have family come to visit, pay for their flights etc.. invest in real estate.

Put everything on black

25 red, the house wins

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I don’t even play lottery, now fuck off nigger and get a job!

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I offer obscene amounts of money 5-20k to turn otherwise hot girls into actual whores.

Like the hot chick who's like "I'm a good girl"

Bitch 5k says you're not.

And she knows your loaded and sues you.

I put 8 on black if red i put 16 on black if house wins i put 32 on black if red wins 64 on black 128 on black. Soon or later its gonna be black and i won. Cant miss ima winner

lawyer, financial advisor, that sort of stuff

You already put the 20 millions you had on black. You do not have 40 to put on black, you lost everything. Please leave the casino sir, there are customers with real money waiting.

Same.And one that could show me how to save it with no taxes.

I spend on revenge

breathe easily for the first time in decades.
i would probably cry from relief.

boo fucking hoo, stop wasting your time on Yea Forums and work you dumb fucking cunt

Spend 20 million on the 50 million lottery

give 20k away if you roll quads

Buy the homeless things like waterproof hiking shoes, new clothes, tent, sleeping bag, inflatable sleeping pad, sleeping bag etc..

Good idea, they can go to the pawn shop with that and buy more drugs afterwards

but how would I keep up with the memes?

I want a fucking second chance man please

>pick it up anonymously, refuse to show my face on camera and tell no one for a minimum of two weeks
>in those two weeks I'd employ the services of a quality lawyer, financial adviser, etc.
>use the financial adviser to find best option for storing the money and use the lawyer to make sure no one can make claims for my shit

two weeks later

>give some to the family that deserve it
>hire a broker and invest/ find entrepreneurial opportunities
>budget hundreds of thousands of spending money a year
>live like a king and ensure my future genes flourish too

fuck any other answer

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1. Get commercial pilot license (buy needful courses)
2. Fly to Europe for free
3. ???
4. Get european boob and vageen

coat the money in anthrax
give everyone a dollar.

On a brand new 4k monitor, after a good day of work.

This

heck yeah!

1. Don't tell anyone
2. Get a good (trustworthy and therefore expensive) tax guy
3. buy and rent flats and live off of the rent of these
4. once you have a stable income for you and your kids, grandkids etc. you can live a happy life

I assume you're retarded therefore you shut your mouth that encourages feedings of jizz of a nigger

Buy loli slaves from Mongolia

This.

Go ahead and waste your money on Bitcoin. If you're lucky, some 3rd party broker won't leave with all your money or "lose" it before it actually goes to 0.

Pay seat for next Grammy awards. Wait for bhad babie performs. Rush on stage collect a hair from bhad babie. Fly to china bribe chinks to clone bhad babie. Buy a cheap condo in mexico. Pickup the 9 month old bhad babie. Make papers its my child. Fly to mexico. Living the dream with my own bhad babie. Pimp her out when she gets 16

good idea :3

Bad Bhabie?
The white trash with the niggress attitude?

Swim in my money.

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Yea got any better celebs to clone tho?

Invest in a diversified portfolio with 50%
Use 20% towards a high interest savings account.
Spend 10% on improving my lufe, get a better place, buy more weights, etc.
Give 10% to my mom, she's not going to use it wisely, but she can't say I never gave her anything.
Spread the rest between my siblings.

fpbp

Buy 20 mill worth of nutra loaf

Fuvking normie. This why you will never win the lottery

No shit sherlock, I don't waste my money on the lottery, this is a "what if" scenario, faggot.

Become NEET

Buy a mansion for my family to share. Separate entrances etc..

buy 20 million dollars of carfentanyl and pull an hero

Cry with relief, fuck the wife until we can't walk.

£200k on a new house for my mother in her favourite town near the sea.
£350k for a house for me and the wife.
£150k-ish for a couple of new cars.
Help out family and friends - max £500k.

That's 1.2 million. Keep another £500k for living expenses for a few year. So £1.7m.

The rest would go into investments: Tech, space, property/land and probably just some regular diversified portfolio.
That'd do for me and the kids we could afford to raise full-time for the rest of our lives.

Go on a nice couple of holidays with the wife, spend a month or so together, real quality time.

Getting home from that the rest would go into

Pay 11 million to taxes because you're not allowed to have anything

pay all debt, buy a nice condo in a big city, and invest in real estate

Do crazy shit with the money like give 50k for the first person to get trips.

This. Fucking useless USA and fuck christianity and fuck ethics. I just clone my very own sextoy. Thank god places like china exist.

Buy my childhood home back from whoever owns it would be first. After that, no idea.

Dont tell anyone except close family
Pay off house and do renovations
Give so much to sibling, wifes siblings, parents etc
Put a chunk into trust funds for my kids
Buy a water front cottage and boat to waste my time fishing and smoking cigars
Hold an annual BJ competition with natural born female students from the 2 Universities in the city with a cash prize of 20k.
Live life to the max.

Give everyone in the family 50k 1mil for my brothers mom and dad. Set up a trust fund for my druggy cousin.

Get the local hospitals MRI scanners so the waiting list to use one is low.

>illion into real estate, 1

buy 20 million lotto tickets.

Eat, drink, and fuck my way to an early grave.

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buy a small comfy house in a quiet town without niggers preffereably with a pretty big yard buy an average car i dont need nothing fancy and just live out my life quietly and in comfort

No sex desire?

i just said what kind of living conditions i want not what activities i plan on doing

So no sex desire. Sounds weird

5 million in 30 year gov bonds
5 million in 10 year t-bills
2.5 in ETF
2.5 in gold
1 million in 3 year t-bills
4 million to build a modest house in a rural area and live off the remaining money money for the foreseeable future.

Die and leave me the money.

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Try and make damn sure that my money is invested wisely. I'd also build a stone house somewhere in the countryside where I can be at peace. Then i'd get a few dogs and cats and just live quietly. I'd do some travelling here and there, but mostly i'd be doing absolutely jack shit. Just sitting on my porch, smoking weed, playing with my animals. I'd buy some cool guns, a bad ass computer and play le video games all day.

this

"Hookers and cocaine"

travel the world and bury large sums of money in remote locations and leave elaborate hints all around the world leading to the treasure

checked

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Buy lots of pets.

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Get a huge glass room put in so pet parrots can flt around.