How was your first time with an escort?

>her main objective was trying to make me cum as fast as possible, but not in a good way
She's not banking on repeat cusomers.
how much?
pls post more pics. thanks.

>go to mature brothels
where in the world are you?

$40 bucks standard. i paid $80 to anal and to take pics/vids

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Kek

her ass

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an actual funny reply wow

My first time with an escort (which was also my first time ever) was awkward asf. I was very nervous and rigid. I came after a few minutes but sex didn't feel anywhere near as good as I expected it to.

The main thing that surprised me was how low down the vagina hole was (in the context of missionary)

Awesome.

Had only paid for one.But when the economy gets better will visit a huge load.

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$300-400/hr depending on what kind of mood she’s in

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>mature
>brothel

Hookers are legal here and had never found anything less than 40 on here.

Just how do you manage to find something as specific as that?

$500-600/hr with anal

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It was surprisingly easy. She was already into porn, so getting her to trick was simple. The real challenge was to convince her to do it by my rules.

I don't think that's the story you wanted to hear though.

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Never used an escort, but when I turned 21, my fiancee's brother took me to a few whorehouses. Wasn't that great, since it was nowhere near Reno/Carson or Vegas. Got blown five times for free. The fifth time I couldn't nut, even after she pulled the condom off and concentrated on the head for a couple minutes, so I just thanked her and went outside and passed out in the back of my brother in-law's Bronco.

bump

Have been seeing her for a few years now. Sometimes I’ll get a freebie if I take her out to dinner or shopping.

>freebie
>dinner or shopping
nigga that's yo damn girlfriend

Ely is a hell of a place.

It was great but I don’t recommend anyone ever start down that road it’s addictive as fuck to start banging girls way out of your league. You’ll loose a lot of money fast if you’re not careful.

I don't pay escorts, I train them and put them to work.

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In my experience, girlfriends don’t give you free use of all their holes if you take them on vacation. They usually bitch and complain.

>get to bang girls who would never even glance at you normally
>don't have to deal with relationship drama
>less expensive than an actual marriage in the long term
What's the catch?

no emotion in the end and an empty bank account

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>no emotion
You mean just like in a real relationship unless you get very lucky with a girl who's actually worth it?
>an empty bank account
Simple, just don't be poor

IMO its better to focus on imporving yourself overall since there are plenty of girls out there you can't tell me you have to be very lucky to find one girl who's worthwhile

Got stressed as it was difficult to find the place and get thru the security door.

Then walked in and she was better looking than expected.

She led me to the bedroom and I paid her. She went off and I took everything off except my boxers.

She let me suck her tits and kissed me deeply but I couldn’t get hard. So she slipped onto her knees and sucked me from flaccid to hard.

I then laid on the bed and she continued to suck me before getting a condom and slipping it on.

She then slid onto my cock and rode me for 5 mins till I came.

Then she cleaned me up and gently rubbed my legs as I relaxed. Then I left.

Seen her several times since but she quit and went back to Hungary.

Only returns now and again and sees a small list of clients.

I originally paid her £60 for half an hour but I’m laying £150 for an hour now.

It’s also bareback for the last two times.

>you can't tell me you have to be very lucky to find one girl who's worthwhile
I really think so. Most relationships I've seen fail and/or are unhappy. It just seems like so much trouble.
It's not all the girls' fault, there aren't many great guys either and the fact that I'm on Yea Forums talking to you right now indicates that I'm not much of a prize either, but that just means it's even more difficult for me to find a worthwhile girl

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>Barebacking a prostitute

Nigga how stupid can you be

Fucking brilliant!

>found out completely out of the blue that a girl i liked from my gym was an escort
>900 euros for a session
>900 euros is more than one months low wage salary these days
>fuck it
>save up for 3 months
>haven't seen her in the gym since i started saving but i was following close on insta and she was all over the earth probably with a rich fuck
>finally i have enough to hire her for 2 hours (1500 euros)
>call her up from her agency, set everything up, hotel room etc
>pop a cialis not that i have a problem but i wanted to get my two hours worth of fucking
>she came
>super hot as usual
>small talk for a few minutes
>she recognized me and told me she has noticed me once or twice
>don't buy it cause it's just marketing
>gave her the money and we started making out
>she is skinny and toned
>dick was DIAMOND
>she was rubbing her pussy on it
>she blew me with no condom
>all i could think off was herpes but at least she was doing an excellent job sucking
>put condom on and started fucking her
>moanings and the usual shit "fuck me harder" " i love it"
>50 minutes in i wanted to cum but i couldn't
>mild headache also from the fucking pill
>she finished me off by deepthroating and letting me cum in her throat
>GOD DAMN
>we still had 45 minutes
>no way i could finish again so i just started eating her out
>she is so beautiful
>she finished (for real but in silence, i could taste her creams)
>she wanted to cuddle for a bit until time was up
>god damn it...started to feel special which was another marketing shit
>tried to talk to her afterwards via insta but she ignores me
>never saw her again in the gym
>never trust escorts anons
>i had a good time though

I have cancer and really can’t be fucked with protecting myself.

We used condoms until it became a more intimate GF experience. We were naked and she was kissing me deeply with my cock near her Pussy. Usually she would get off and put a condom on but that time, she just let me slip inside.

Feels good.

Bwahahaha

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Do you wear condoms and are they effective?

Then i'm getting a great deal :D

Try a blow job bar in Singapore

Literally paying to lay there and get sucked off into a willing mouth.

At least you're not Tyrion Lannister who falls in love but then his dad and brother rape her to prove she's just a whore and then force you to rape her *afterwards* (books) and you never love again.

Where the fuck do you get escort info anymore since the crackdowns?

Was this Shae or another bitch?
also never read the books, this looks like a super dick move from jaime was he an asshole all along?

Adult work

I’ve never been ugly enough to need one

Wow some of you are pathetic as shit. If I had to pay even $50 to get laid, I would probably fucking kill myself

do you fuck supermodels regularly dude? cause we talk about escorts not common hookers

I'm director of acquisitions in a library. Not many solutions there.

Things went downhill when I asked her to pay.