>>801211263

I just moved out recently so no, but I am home every weekend

I have a thing for hons. Older guys who try to look as feminine as possible. They don't pass (maybe they pass as older women) but they try and will anything to sexually please me. I have three that I meet.

t. married guy whose wife gave up on sex long ago

Just find chicks that look like her.. safest bet at not ruining family.

Ah. If you lived alone together, I actually would have said you have a decent shot, provided you aren't afraid to get into drugs and push to get her into drugs so you can do drugs together. Breaking one taboo alone with someone is probably the ideal way to work up to getting them to break more with you.

But she still lives at home? No chance, man. Start laying the groundwork now, very subtly, for the possibility of her moving in with you ("to save some money") when she moves out of your parent's home. This isn't going to be a six-month project, user. This is going to take years, but it's doable if you get some luck and have the patience for it.

he was of legal age to consent to sex. Legally, in the realm of sexual relations, he was not a minor.

although, prostitution was at the time illegal, and perhaps he would have been viewed as a minor in those circumstances. The only thing that made it remotely illegal would've been the exchange of money for sex. But all of the sex we've had since has been and would be completely legal.

I'm fairly confident we can keep this quiet, but I can appreciate the points you raised.

She's not into drugs or alcohol.. and she's not gonna move out soon.
I think she knows I'm using her panties plus I'm into her.
Once we fell asleep at the same bed so I just tried to get my hand close to her ass, as soon as I slightly touched it she said while fully asleep "stop it user".

I can't I'm so into her I have dreams about me fucking her hard, I love her smell and her look

Mentioned this in previous threads - I'm a married, mid-30s, father, who is fucking his 21yo cousin.

You paid him for sex, which makes it prostitution, which was/is a crime. Even in places where prostitution is legal, sex workers always have to be at the age of majority (a legal adult) and not just able to give consent for sex outside of prostitution, so you engaged in illegal prostitution with a minor. It's not "kinda illegal" it would be a felony charge virtually anywhere and would land you on the sex offender list for life.

Apart from the legality aspects, just average, non-police, non-lawyer people would generally consider secretly paying for sex with the 17 year old son of your friend, to be an unspeakably dick move. So again, nobody is rooting for you here except the people in this thread who think it would be neato for your life to blow up in your face and are telling you, naw man, you're good.

i didn't have hot water a while back, and my neighbors let me shower ar their house.
first time there, i noticed the hamper... dug up some dirty worn underwear of their daughter and pulled them over my head, sniffed them and licked them clean while jacking off....

still feel a bit ashamed, but the urge was so strong

Yeah, less than zero chance. Sorry bud.

I wish I could time travel, travel dimensions, idk
My marriage is rough.

Female cousin?
Also, if there were zero consequences, would you fuck your daughter?

I must see her naked.
I even got her iCloud password but for some reason her photos aren't backed up there

Broke up with ex gf, been in a crazy depression since. She's been hanging out with her friends/going clubbing while I've been in my den

>Pic related, her this past weekend

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nobody has told me, nah man you're good. Except you, prior to finding out about the exchange of money. (assuming you're the same user who gave me a pass then revoked it)

>Female cousin?
Yes

>Also, if there were zero consequences, would you fuck your daughter?
Also yes, but zero consequences won't happen, so I'm going to wait for her it to be her choice AND for her to be over 18 so there's no *legal* consequences.

hidden camera in the bathroom or in her bedroom. you can buy them for like $15-$30

I fucked a boy in the ass 15 years ago. I was 19 he was 21.

Pic not related

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I'm afraid she will find it. I do how to hide things so well lol. Need to be creative

I hate niggers but I lost my virginity to a nigger, have a fetish for nigger women, and have only slept with niggers my entire life, I hate faggots too but I love black nigger dick in my mouth and ass, unrelated but I'm also republican

I went to swinger parties with my ex gf. Also did more kinky shit.

under towels, just about anywhere. think about how often you don't see things because you didn't even notice it there until it was pointed out.

nope, but I don't expect that user has your best interests in mind if they gave you a pass anyway. Scroll through Yea Forums looking for it, and you'll see a lot of people encouraging behavior that will obviously lead to disaster. Maybe they're all idiots and are oblivious, but I don't think so. I think they feel like they're directing fate, switching some tracks so the trains will collide. I would be very wary of any thumbs up you get on this, user. You're at profound risk of having your entire life pulled out from under you.

pics?

Lucky bastard. Was he twinky?

Advanced mode: fuck the cousin and daughter at the same time, user. Or would the cousin balk at that? Clearly she's okay with some incest, but maybe dad-daughter is too much for her? What other shit do you talk about? Ever talked to her about pedo stuff? What does she think?

Man, I don't know if she would be in to it or not, but that's a hell of a life goal you've just given me.

We have talked about pedo stuff a bit, in that she admitted to being into me since she was around 12, and she used to sit on my lap to feel my hardons. I don't want to push it too far and scare her off though.

Well there's your into. How long until your daughter is 12?

I get that user, I wouldn't come to Yea Forums for life advice.

but we've been fucking for two years now. He calls and texts me to set up times to get together. He sends me snaps of his cock and ass and naked body almost daily. He sucks my cock and swallows my loads like he's starving. He rides my cock like his life depends on it. He tells nasty dirty things he wants me to do to him. He wants this just as much as I do, but he's 100% adamant that it remain a secret. Almost every time we fuck he reminds me not to tell anyone. Personally, I think he's bi but is scared of being seen as gay, and realizes that our relationship is perfect for that, because I'll never ever let the cat out of the bag, and I love fucking him.

I'm not at all worried about this blowing up in my face.

When I was 17 I lost my virginity to a 13 yo who said she was 16

She's 12 now. I guess the timing works out.

I feel she's too smart lol

when i was 21 i lost my virginity to a 15 yo...
i was diamonds looking at that young face all the time, she already had many guys before me. she swallowed, wanted some fingers up her butt... what a great year was that

She was good?

My cousin? Yeah, she really knows how to dirty talk and she likes to ride.

Whoops, wrong one, I meant this user But cool to know about your cousin

Found video of sister in law nude online.

Sounds like a typical Republican

Best pussy I've had, thicc ass, decent tits, super tight, wet and hot pussy
Developed enough to pass for 16 so yk

kek, sorry

Sometimes when I'm driving and there are no other cars around, I don't signal before changing lanes

Since I was a kid I've had a huge fetish for cheerleaders. I have gigabytes worth of photos/videos of them on my hard drive, some of which I've taken myself.

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I found someone online that I send nudes to on a regular basis and he tells me what to do. I get turned on by the fact that he's a fat old man telling me (a 20 year old) what to do with my body. Major turn on when i want him cum to me. Thing is, I’m married and I feel like a major whore and now I don’t know how to get out of it. I’m scared he’ll post my nudes to Yea Forums at some point.

I had to break up with my ex when I found out she was 13. Bitch fucking LIED to me. She told me she was 11.

I have a micro penis, I'm so scared that I'll be with a girl and she will laugh at me and leave.

You absolute madman. Stay away.

>I’m scared he’ll post my nudes to Yea Forums at some point.
What you need to do is post the nudes yourself, then you take away his power to do it. Trust me on this.

>Trust me on this.
lol

I've been in love with my sister forever and it hurts me to see her with other men

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>would do anything to see her naked.

Get her drunk, dude. You’ll be fucking before you know it. I’ve done this with pretty much every female friend I’ve known.

>I don't signal before changing lanes
That's a requirement here in Massachusetts.

I've been chatting on line with a guy who crossdresses. He started sending me pictures and I immediately recognized the pictures from years ago. He says the pictures are of him but I highly doubt it but I play along.

I sometimes argue both sides of an issue just to keep the thread alive.

I suspect sometimes a post with 200+ comments is just me and one other guy doing the same thing.

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I teach high school history and coach girls soccer. I fucked one of my student athletes for years. Her mom even found out and since we were in love she kept the secret for us too. The student is married but we still sext over Snapchat.

I used to sell deal cocaine and I had one junkie who never had money, but he always brought his daughter. She couldn't have been more than 15-17 yrs old and it was basically a free for all. I was allowed to do anything. fuck her mouth, her pussy, her ass. whatever. we even ran trains on her. and she just took it like a trooper. as if it was normal. almost no expression on her face ever.

I got caught with some quantity and got 6 years, out in 3. I don't do anything like that anymore, but I still think of that poor girl. I kind of feel bad.

She's not drinking

some e-girl I know blocked me out of the blue for whatever reason. then came back with an alt trying to get nudes off me, probably to expose me or whatever. didn't work too well, ended up blocking me on that alt too.
I'm working on catfishing her now because I'm petty like that

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Assuming this is true:
you are a fucked up individual.

What should I do?

more fool you, you're old enough to have known better.

I deal a little bit and I've recently got these two young girls who i been selling too. One is asian and other is white. I want to fuck them both

that sucks. Nature is unfair. If I knew what to do I would tell you. Though never forget, fingers can do good work too.

I go a long way back with a female where we have regularly cheated on our relationships, and there is a chance that her current 2 year old daughter is mine and not her husbands, and it's really something we should talk about but we have just been ignoring the issue while continuing to complicate things.

I honestly am user. I've had a rough life.

it's easy dude. 110% you can fuck them.

get a real job

I had this exact same thing going on with a girl recently but she eventually ghosted. I was totally bummed about it

From the time i was 14 to 19 my dad would force me and my sister, 12 to 17, to have sex for him to beat off to. He'd make me jerk off when he did things to me sister too. In my 30s now. Sister in her late 20s. Our dad died of stomach cancer thank God. But we both still talk about how good sex was with each other. We haven't done anything since those days. But part of me wants her and I think always will because my dad fucked us up so bad.

selling coke bought me a house and two cars and plenty of those things. I could bring in over $5k a month easy.

I like to look at women, but with their clothes off.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

>I've had a rough life.

Yeah, that's the excuse every self-centered asshole uses.

But imagine doing good, being a useful individual to society and earning all that stuff.

i fuck my sister for 3 yr from his was 13 to 16 best sex ever i wash 15 to 18

I've been transitioning mtf for a year and just told my family and now I will never see them again, also worried way too much about my looks than I should be x.x

Looks like you lost some brain cells on the way too

I feel like I would never have a relationship because of that

I pick up insecure girls from whisper. It’s super easy; I’ve fucked about ten in the last year

what the fuck did you do to the picture

why is it the wrong dimensions

what the fuck

What is whisper?

b/ro you fucking paid your friend's son, who was a minor, for sex and now you're secretly fucking him on the regular behind your friend's back? And you're trying to defend yourself and your choices?

ARE YOU FUCKED? You are legitimately a shitty, horrid human being.

Had to go and the other thread died so here i share again:
Me and my best friend know each other for over 15 years, we share our porn and stuff, ex´s, wins etc... Really a tight bound, one day i sent him a creep shot with no face so he kept on asking me on the identity of the girl until i confessed to him it was my sis. He knows her since she was very little almost sees her as a sister too. What did he do? He asked me for more and naked ones , afterwards told me he faps with those pics often until the point he sent her a dick pic from a fake acc lol. Bound is stronger as ever

>be a medfag in a middle-eastren shit-hole
>patient comes to the ER, has heart failure
>order the proper treatment to be given
>treatment comes, not the correct drugs
>the sick shit-skin has killed a friend of mine when I was young
>Idon'tseeanythingwronghere.fuckhim
>shit-skin dies
>kek
>blame his family for bringing him too late
>cover-up for the pharmacist that dispensed the medication and the nurse that administered it
>seen a fucker die a deserved painful death, and got two shit-skins to be in my dept.
>That was a good day.

did you have something personal against him or were just curious?

hey man don't kinkshame

Lmfao listen to yourself

Get cucked by capitalism

>a house and two cars
>5k a month

5k a month is inly $60k a year. No way you got a house and two cars unless they were pieces of shit

My crush forgot his cap at school once. I took it home to return it to him but I couldn't help but jerk off while wearing the cap.

how to cuck yourself 101

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60k is plenty for that. If you know how to spend your money you can do it for a lot less.

Invite her to sit on your lap, let her feel your hardon.

"All this has happened before, all this will happen again."

Hitchcock?

My wife locks me in a chastity cage. It makes me so horny and I love her dominating me.

I'm afraid i'm turning into a cuck.

Why? I dont own her so i dont see it that way

oh. Thought you were fem.

I'm not physically attracted to guys but I fuck them regularly. I prefer feminine twinks and CDs but I've fucked a few really masculine guys too

how do you spot them?