Femanons, what's a major turn off for you? What do you see in a guy that immediately makes you dry up?

A lot of things
>when a guy is all covered in stool
>double or triple amputee
>fungus under foreskin
>he listens to Taylor Swift
>his colon is outside of the body and he carries it in a bag
>lower half of his body is a horse
the list goes on and on

>hurr durr be nice to faggotz an wimminz
shut the fuck up, you insipid cunt

All points understandable but what is all this ableist talk?
I was born without a sphincter i can help but wear my colon like a scarf

It boggels my mind how normie cunts who say shit like "NO HATE GAI PLS!" find there way to Yea Forums

>his colon is outside of the body and he carries it in a bag
>colon in a bag

Do you even know what you are talking about?

> i hate homophobes

So you hate them BECAUSE they're hateful? Is that why you hate yourself?

Im a fujo who loves cute gay boys. I couldnt be with someone who hates what i love! And also, homophobes are 99% more likely to be fat, ugly, disgusting pigs

Go wallow in that pit of piss and feces you call a basement, you incel dog.

Ok, so between being covered in stool and listening to Taylor Swift, which is more repulsive? Asking for a friend.

>fujo
go buy some cats you creep

this post gave me cancer

you sound like dumb cunt
you love "cute gay boys" who rape children with such vigor you will hate everyone who things different?
Well lucky you i found a men just for you

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honestly --> which sane male listens to taylor swift?

>fujo
what the fuck is a fujo?

Fujoshi, a female weeb pedo.

Its shorted from fujoshi which roughly translates to unreputable woman. Its basicaly a way for tumblerinas to be a pedo.

Have a picture of him. His name is kimimaro.

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So a fat catlady creep?
got it

funny that she should have any standards in men, no one would touch her with a 5ft pol anyhow

i tried african cupid and encountered the same thing but i wonder if they were real women or dudes posing as women with fake accounts

You're kind of shit with a camera, eh?

Well she probably doesn't get much exercise besides pushing that bad dragon inside her crusty hole.

She cant hold the cam still enough with her fat arms

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You got it right buddie

I made 2 fake facebook accounts.
1 male, 1 female
The female wingman would start up conversations with them and "introduce" them to the male.

not enough for me to get a girl thats for sure

it is a term for women who like yaoi (gay love, sometimes gay boys)

So a cat lady that faps to cartoons? Life is truly beautiful

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now thats a shame, when i looked at profiles i liked the ones from Ghana they looked curvy

not sure if these women are always cat ladies
but 100% degenerate if they are looking pedo stuff

Some aren't bad.
Almost all have ugly faces.

>pedo bad
Back to r3ddit for you.

Yeah. You can still see him okay, right? Here's another one.

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was never there
maybe you hit yourself with a chainsaw instead of hitting children

Maybe you should go back to school and learn english instead of assuming i fuck kids.

Shota/loli =/= cp.

You might as well paint my face on a dildo because you're the type of pretentious bitch I'd never even bother looking at.

Yells/ punches things when he is angry

Oink

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believe what you want
I do not care about you

Yhea haha what kind of closed minded idiot you have to be to think pedophilia is bad?
It depents on the child you molest biggot!

Thats right user they say in my Chink comic book they are actually 100 years old!

In Canada colons come in bags

under 6' am I right ladies?

>homophobes are 99% more likely to be fat, ugly, disgusting pigs
lol you obviously got something twisted there

Physical traits aren't usually a turn off for me. I generally go for ugly intelligent men.
I'm turned off if a man doesn't want children, has a weird fetish (cuckolding for example), is always late or flakes, or constantly talk about all the stupid people around him.

>>homos are 99% more likely to be fat, ugly, disgusting pigs
FTFY, (god, porn ruins the word lesbian, you ever been to a gay bar?)

Most women don't care about height as long as you aren't shorter than them.
What they hate is your weird complex about it.

>buy a fleshlight and tape a photo of my face to it
done. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me

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>when her weight starts with 200

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Have you tried watching better anime user

>being a fujo
That is even more disgusting than being a faggot

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Overly masculine or not showing emotion makes me close my legs pretty damn quick

wtf are you even talking about

Thread asks women to say what turns them off. A woman responds, and the rest of the thread turns into idiots yelling at her.

God, Yea Forums is dumb.

How much pussy does your white knighting on the internet get you?

>not showing emotion
kek
Then you would bitch about him being a "beta" crybaby.
Women are literally never happy with anything.

>the sheet protector
Lul

Nah I neven been to one and dont intend to go. Maybe as a meme but not seriously

you are either trolling or mistake the word colon for something else I guess

So called "Beta guys" are kinda my thing

Idk about colons but milk certainly does.

OMG :O
Will you be my gf?
Do you game?
We can hang out and play video games, drink craft beer and talk about sitcoms :O

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What do you think a colostomy bag is retard?

An empty wallet

/thread

>imagine having to shell out every dollar you earn so some worthless hole will pretend to give a shit about you
kek
That's why I'll never have a gf. Don't want one.

blacks

>doesn't want children
This

>Overly masculine
you mean toxic masculinity? that film mother! triggered me so hard. towards the end i wqs punching my bed

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Yea Forums has changed

Most girls I dated usually were pretty chill about splitting cost. Like I'll pay for the tendies n she'll pay for the movie or vice versa. Now if she is a money grubbing whore, then just hit it and quit it.

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>femanons
>on Yea Forums
Right.......

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Oink oink

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Desperation

Eagerness is fine. Shyness is fine. But signalling "Say yes or my entire world will end" is a total turnoff

Stranger things have happened ;)

>stinky ass / dick
>too long pubes
>little dick

3) smelling like cigarettes
2) smelling like cheap bodywash
1) being broke

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Are you broke?

Good question tbh.
Bitches want "equal" rights. Yet if in relationships, if the man is "equal" with the woman, the man is a "loser".
t. guy who owns a home, a car and has a decent job and doesn't fuck with women
I won't participate in the scam.

lol bitches always want to upscale

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haha, very funny

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t. fat, mad, lazy roastie with no skills beyond painting on her features and wearing tight yoga pants to show off her flabby carcus

If they're too vain or self absorbed.

aint this the point of the thread?

What? Are you 10?

You mean like women?
kek
Projection much?

I dislike people that push their religion onto me. fuck off with that shit

Insha'allah

So you need money from a male companion?
Isn't there a word for that?

Excellent!

If SHE'S not broke, what difference should it be if HE is?

My girlfriend is near broke. Not truly broke, but she makes under $20,000 a year and lives at home. When we go out, her aim is always to pay her way, to pay half of all our expenses, never mind that I'm in a far better position to treat. Nevertheless, there are dates that end up with me paying $10 or $20 more than her. I don't mind it. I love her. If love is present, the more prosperous partner should be the more generous partner. And this should be gender irrelevant.

One wears a hijab cuz she wants to*

a male hooker from Cameroon

Don't know what to respond to that. Don't know what it means, Google gives me shit sjw articles titled '‘Insha Allah’ — please don’t fear this phrase!'

gay

But that's not how Social Media works. You just pout your lips and say "Can you afford this honey?".
Expecting every men to come running with there wallets open.
It makes me sick.

It means, "God wills it," you backwoods reject.

Just a Muslim catchphrase to scare you.
They do taht a lot, just ignore them, unless they carry suspiciously large jackets in large crowds...

I doubt that's the case for all. I dislike religion a lot.

'Lets cut up this penis! Let's cut up that vag! Let's set this faggot on fire! Let's stone these women to death!'

thanks lads. that sure helps

>Isn't there a word for that?

Yeah being a leech. That's most women. They want your money, your time and your sanity. If you aren't giving them fun and excitement 24/7 they will run off with a nigger that can.

Best advice my granddad ever gave me was;

>You beat the keepers, don't wait till your married

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> suspiciously large jackets in large crowds..
Kek

If they have no chin, bad breath and if his fingernails are too long.... my brain goes not viable for reproduction.

I'm not sure how that would scare me. at most, it annoys me.

>backwoods reject.
nice

>harsh meme

Women are 100% human. But, they are certainly *different.* They value different things. They don't "compose noteworthy songs" nor "build skyscrapers" because those things don't interest them. Their approach to most things is, "What's in it for me?" A lot of guys are like that too, but with women, it's especially pronounced. This is why women seem shallower than men. It's why they seem more into money than men. Money gets them what they want.

So, they ARE human. They're just hardwired in a different way than male humans.

>>You beat the keepers, don't wait till your married

how to lose a gf 101

ITT: retards

Guys that think it isn't immensely cucked to be a stay at home dad. Guys who are against self defense. Guys who don't stand up for themselves/ overly compassionate to the point that they let people walk all over them.

What about beards? Yes or no?

You say that. I was nice to the last one, she got what she wanted. Cheated on me. On her birthday of all days. So the next one I meet I'm going to kick the fuck out of. My longest relationship lasted 3 years and I used to slap her about.

You can't blame me, blame your sisters for the men like me. Racheal has a lot to answer for. You can't have it both ways.

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Incel jerkoff

>They want your money, your time and your sanity.
Fucking this. Hell my own sister thinks that all my free time needs to be donated to her and her bullshit drama/insanity. Makes me fucking nuts.
I unironically think that the women I've dealt with in my life is why I'd prefer to be with a fucking man. kek

>Hell my own sister thinks that all my free time needs to be donated to her and her bullshit drama/insanity

What get's me is they are boring as fuck, they feed of us for a good time. But they get hooked on it, they can't handle being alone with themselves because they have no interests or hobbies beyond netflix and being mad at stuff. You have to be on call 24/7. But when you've done 14 hours jockeying a saw and you can't be fucked to see them, off they go on whatever fucking dating app they can get their hands on.

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I don't have a sister. I only have had one relationship and till today its 5 years old. I haven't been hit in the face (or anywhere for that matter) once. You got unlucky user. I hope you find a worthy girl, everyone deserves happiness and a good puss. Just make sure to not hit them. Lot of bitches out there, but not all of us are bad. Lots of luck to yah

Get some acnecide

Only whores use this website anyways, making everything you say invalid

>dumb anime picture
>fujoshit
>ugh men who obsessed with sex

100% fat.

thanks but thread was asking for things that turn off girls that are desirable not things that turn off fat chicks. this was implied but evidently missed

1. Refusing to shave or trim his pubes
2. Having no dreams, goals, or ambitions
3. Using me as a therapist
4. Refusing to be rough with me, this one isn’t a MAJOR turn off but it makes me a little sad when a guy is too scared about hurting me to be rough with me in bed
5. Not taking care of his hygiene, there are thousands of products that can fix virtually any normal problem so why not use them?
6. Being rude to his mother (unless his mother is/was abusive, neglectful, etc)
7. Drugs, occasionally having some fun and doing drugs socially is fine, but people who do them on the daily are really difficult for me to be around

That’s about it I guess

When he’s under 6’. No leader or manager is 5’x”.

When he smokes.
Tattoos.
Bad teeth.