Hey Yea Forums give me a good YLYL thread.
Hey Yea Forums give me a good YLYL thread
No you faggot cause its 90% facebook nigger memes
no
Lost
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
KECKY BECKY.
Take your meds paki freak
I want to molest children
This is a tard roller, it rolls tards
When will Yea Forums duff him up?
How is there always SOMEONE posting these shitty andy shit memes
In all timezones and at all times, andysixx shits
fuck you
What are the top memes on Yea Forums?
Becky.
.
..
Moot would love this one.
Gay and edgy
Lmfao
Please commit suicide promptly.
I will only say it once because that's all you need for it to happen eventually.
fuck it
fag
Actually this seems stupidly reasonable, because of a little bit of physics and critical problem solving
It’s stupidly reasonable until the guy falls off. Then they’re just stupid. Kek.
When will Yea Forums duff him up?
Lost.
When?!?!?!?!
Because Yea Forums really does want to duff him up
We're all waiting, and we want Yea Forums to slash his car tyres.
Pretty sure their is a group of the retards. They think they are in some secret little club working together to try to force horrible new memes. At least the banana one was kinda funny sometimes. The Andy six shit is just garbage
So you'd climb up there if someone gave you $10 to do the job? You'd sign away all your safety rights if you break your legs? Holy shit dude
Saved
I want one of his teeth as a trophy
Think about it.. if you imagine you have that ladder in the same position on a flat ground level, the ladder doesn't move because the rubber pieces on the bottom provide enough friction to prevent it from sliding laterally (along the plane of the surface), and the contact with the top and closest edge to the wall surface with its friction combined with the perpendicular friction of the ground both ensure the ladder does not move if climbed carefully.
Now, if the guy is stupid, too heavy, a flinching pussy, or twitches too erratically, then the ladder is likely to move away from the floor surface and then drop causing a potentially fatal and "should have seen it coming" death.
I dig the Halpert, but trust me in this
this is one of those moments where it's either "this is so stupid we'll never do it again" or "this is so stupid how long it took us to realize this actually works"
I'm thinking it's the latter
pun not intended
Nigger the only thing preventing that ladder from falling is the twig dudes arm.
Potato masher?
It's definitely a Schrute way of thinking though
I'm sorry you have too much of a nigger brain to see what I see
You are not a computer
not saying I'm a robot
I'm not a robot
You never saw me
mashed potato
The best the man can get
But you could hook a harness on to the railings if it doesn't work in case
I think Myth Busters should test this theory.
Doesn't this make double penetration kinda gay?
disgusting
at least no reproduction possible
ass i not good enough to do that
the 2 nutsacks grinding together is what makes DP kinda gay.
Yes! This is reasonable argumentation!
Are you a robot?
I'm not a robot, I'm asking for a friend
That is what you say if it is not information pertaining to you, yes?
Ahhhhhhhh why would anyone do this Ahhhhh
Damn you
this joke was stolen from futurama.
>cut to hermes on the top of the planet express building
>stressed out af and yells "I"m gonna jump"
>rest of the crew below gasp and yell "no"
>bender yells "do a flip!".
Fucking libtards
>implying conservatives aren't all closet deviants
Noice
But you dont hear or see conservatives doing shit like that
looking at that shit has boggled my mind far more than rekt threads
trying this hard to discredit someone, how butthurt must you be?
liberals aren't all retards.. But a lot of retards depend on sullying liberals' reputations
Why is anyone watching porn on such little screen anyway???
No, do I look like a robot, bro?
Kill yourself paki
Theres nothing wrong with being a pedophile
if you're from Japan, you could be
Not from Japan
Who cares?
>trying
he discredited himself user, by liking dudes with tits
apparently you
no but you do see them diddling little boys
ah okay you will not tell on me
It's spelled *Tire* you fucking imbecile.
Libtards does it worse theres a whole section of them trying to make pedophilia a sexuality and legal
when one is addicted to something, one will get it however possible.
OSHA here, i approve this
most Mormons are not liberal retard
No, can't do that. It's way too risky here. I've seen posts from my country on here a couple of times.
it's a British spelling you fucking fat American
Human I am confused
It's all so tiresome. I mean tyresome.
why? It's in the rules anyway.
Dan Schneider the underage grinder
guys i still havent lost yet. bad thread
Hey Yea Forums, how do you feel about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he's been to jail for stealing from his own grandfather who fought in WW2.
honestly cant tell if its an andro guy or boyish girl, hot tho
kek
Hello, jest ktoś z Karcina?
Take your meds freak
CP should be legalized
is it 2008 again or are your memes all so stale and low-res?
Are we on an /hm/ average male thread?
So does liberals.... Whats your point?
one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.
They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.
Don't talk about Mark that way. He is our god!!!!!
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>13 year old girlfriend
>Girl
spoopy as fuck
>>paki freak?
You’re a Curry Nigger aren’t you?
I thought we were having steamed clams
Im just here to call the rayposter a paki
Whats wrong with being a pedophile? FUCK OFF
Only Indians hate Pakis, the rest of the world call them Muslims.
And yes, there is something definitely wrong with being a pedo. Ironically, only Muslims and INDIANS practice marriages with children. So yeah, you’re a Curry Nigger in my eyes.
Did I Tilka your Masala?
Knee gors
what am I looking at?
Can't handle his tasteful nudes. It's too much.
You are the Rayposter! Why don’t you listen to one of your multiple personalities and take your meds!
Seems like the rayposter got scared-off for the time being. I am 90% sure he’s Indian.
He might adopt this post as part of his multiple personalities, as he usually does. But at least he’s a bit more cornered now...
>reddit memes
Fuck-off Randy!
Sorry anons and femanons wrong thread
Пидopac, ты и здecь этo пocтишь.
I don't understand Klingon.
fuck off randy
>completely Normal
>Beautiful
>should be admired
yeah i did this, sex was discontinued afterwards...
Fuck off
Go suck your mother's cock faggass
FUCK OFF RANDY
>image I can't get out of my mind
>there goes some of the innocence I had left
>*cocks gun*
where's the joke?
fuck off randy
nah the picture was just rotated
KYS
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nigs gonna nig
that would be fine, where's it gonna go? its blocked by the railing.
Fuck off Randy
oof, out of all the fucking things i lost to this :(
fuck off randy
bah du ekelhafter