Tell us your deepest secrets

Trips of truth

I went manic and had too much adderall and alcohol I blacked out and drunk texted my ex girlfriends mom trying to get her to text me provocatively.... it didn’t work, haven’t talked to either since the 3-4 months it happened

Did it felt good? You wanted it at some point?

When my niece was 9 she sat on my knee so I started bouncing her. After about 10 minutes I felt her legs clamp down on mine and her fingers dig into my thigh. When I looked to see what happened her face was all scrunched up and she was shuddering. Then a big smile and she went in her room and went to sleep. Anything like that?

No, It was Wierd and Painful, but hr kept saying "Its almost done"

How old are right now? Any fetishes from it? Was it all bad?

Obsessed with my friend, it's at the point where I've cum in her drinks just so I can know she's tasted me. I've been trying to bribe her with money to send nudes cos she's broke. She's taken the money but sent nothing, she knows I'm useless with women so she's just taking advantage but I still send it because this is the only female interaction I have. Probably going to kill myself soon but I'll let her know its because of her so she has to deal with the guilt forever.

>I've cum in her drinks
what the fuck

Go fuck some hookers son

Hey bro dont do that sorry as shit get a haircut work out deink pre workout get some cash and go on tinder fucker lighten the fuck up bro

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Bump

Tried this and failed. Got loads of money, it doesn't matter.

I catfish girls on tinder

My boyfriend hates guns, doesn't know he sleeps 1 foot away from one every night. Also doesn't know I carry when we go out. And doesn't know that I'm an idpa member.

Keep on trying, take viagra

how can fucking a hooker failing ?

Shot my load literally as soon as she touched it. She felt so bad she gave me half the money back.

damn .. sorry for you . where are you from ? is prostitution legal where you are ? ..
here in Germany you could just speak to her befor and she would properly let you rub one out ( or do it by herself ) and have fun with you after.

I have incestuous thoughts about my mom and my dad. Dad is an absolute chad, and mom is a sexy stacy, so it's hard not to.

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UK. Its put me off forever tbh. Prostitution is kind of accepted but not fully legal here.

one of the girls I catfished

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What?

Tell me your secrets

I didn't mean to link that, whoops.

Within the last couple weeks - I posted my GF's nudes online, consumed drugs, and cheated on her. With a man.

After 4 relationships that ended very badly I’m finding myself finding and seeking comfort in fake relationships with fictional characters

I don’t wanna be weeb trash but the thought of being in a real physical relationship just doesn’t excite me anymore

Wow, moar

It is just success in numbers, for every girl I get nudes of I probably match with 50 on tinder, I just use a couple pics from a models insta and some dick pics from online, hard to keep the lie going so they usually eventually figure it out or I stop talking to them

I have incestious thoughts about a sister I don't even have.
I like to imagion my wife is my sister.

I'm a pedophile

Prove it

I can't get dubs

rest are videos, anyone know the best way to convert mp4s into the tiny webm sizes Yea Forums allows?

How?

Bitch

No prob. You a girl? Or a guy?

Sometimes I post group pics of my and my friends in threads so that hopefully people tell me I’m the more attractive one to make myself feel better

Webmconverter

Do you want to be one, just happened or do you want to change?

Post your pic

not really a secret, but i was just itching my balls -- like not the scratchy kind but like the pinchy kind and i just like full-on pinched and squeezed the fuck out of my right nut. pray for me.

You know how you sick bastard

>:
How long have you been one

just go on the deepweb gahd people be lazy these days

I have no secrets. I am pissed, depressed, etc. ,because my husband left me for another woman.

People are legit too stupid. The amount of people who confess to doing illegal shit (torrenting and worse) with not even a vpn and on windows 10 is insane

I tried to murder someone when I was 15. He raped one of my friends, so I found him at school, dragged him behind the science building, and started choking him. A teacher saw us after about 40 seconds and so I had to let go of him, but I said he tried hitting me first and I just had him in a headlock. He was known to be violent from time to time, while I was a high achiever and well liked by the teachers, so they believed me and I only got a detention.

He also got stabbed (non lethally) a few weeks later, it wasn't me, it was my best friend; that was years ago but we still speak today, trying to kill the same guy makes you about as ride or die as two people can be.

I don't know. I know the first thing I fapped to other than vanilla porn was pseudo-CP (adult actress with the body of a child)

Sometimes I'll dress as a girl and tie myself to a pole.

I'm like horrified of chucky. And it sucks days theres a reboot and I work at a movie theater. My friends toemented me with a doll of him as a kid and the fear never left. So there lol

Find another man. Also tits or gtfo

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Oh no, what is you doing baby?

girl

I jerk off into a coworkers ranch dress she keeps in the fridge and get aroused when I see her eating it

Sorry Sarah

Don't do it. Tis a path of sorrow and pain that cannot be reversed.

Me and my GF do that kind of shit but to all kinds of peoples food, she will also put their food up her pussy sometimes.

What?

Kind of cool, guns aren't that big a deal in the UK so having a gf packing heat would be fin.

So hot, post a pic of her. Would love to get my food from her pussy

i hope that piece of shit gets what is coming to him w/out you murdering him. karma is a motherfucker and it sounds like he's due a hell of a dose.

no way in hell am I posting my GF on here

A) do you want /like it? B) did it just spontaneously happen? C) do you want to stop being one? How old are you?

I know it’s a problem but the most in get out of real people is finding someone cute but in the “I wanna hold hands and so nothing lewd” type of way

Unfortunately its a hot topic issue for some people.

I look at it as a tool that would allow me to defend myself against someone 200lbs heavier than me, he looks at it as a sentient evil doing device.

> I had sex with my sister when i was 10 or 11, she was 4 years older than me
> I made my male cousin jerk me off, multiple times, he is 5 years younger than me
> In the college dorm, I stare through the holes in the wall of the shower at girls
> In the same college dorm I stole random panties from the common drying area and came inside them

Do u have more stories with sis?

Yeah, guns are polarising. But at the end of the day the old saying is true "guns don't kill people, people do"

But guns make it easier to kill more people in a shorter space of time.

ROFL, drugs do it on a mass scale.

Here is an ugly black slut I catfished, this girl was willing to do anything

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Yeah which is why they should be legalised and regulated.
Guns shouldn't be banned, no they should just be heavily regulated like in the UK and Australia.

is there any history or rumor of molestation in your family... whether your family or like uncles or grandparents.

from those first two stories it sounds like some of the children your family were being sexualized at a really young age

Wouldent mind smashing that beauty

Alcohol is legal, pharma is legal and look what happened all these years of people using them...

have this retarded debate somewhere else please

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Mm, well, I married a 4chaner, ROFL, yeah. And I miss him.

Go an hero u fgt

jesus christ those things are fucking gigantic. there is no way in hell they do not belong to a massively obese chick.

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I honestly fear that my oldest niece is probably going to be dead in 2-3 years. She looks terrible, bounces from one shit job to the next, goes from one useless boyfriend to the next (and back again because... estrogen). She vapes and probably does at least marijuana (and likely more)... The list goes on. And, of course, you can't tell her shit because she's 21-22 and kids that age "know everything."

Meanwhile, my younger niece is 18 going on 14 and sometimes acts younger. She's married to her smartphone and, I think that if you physically separated her from it for more than 6 hours, her brain would explode. Based on how she behaves, she's in for a very rough landing when she heads to college this fall.

And they were raised in an uber-religious family to boot which I knew was trouble right from the start.

I love when there is a odds/evens fap/sleep thread and always try to follow my roll.

That's his plan you retard.

Yup, she was fat.

It basically all started when me and my sister found some porn magazines inside of the house, and when we were alone we played doctor and "I show you mine if you show me yours" kind of shenanigans.
One night she gets the idea (we were sleeping in the same bed) that she would look at mine growing, so she did. She stared at it, touched it, and considered it gross, but i was getting horny without knowing why or what is happening down there.
She asked me to lick her, and i did. Don't remember any particular taste or smell, but it looked just like a slit, a fold of skin with a bit of prickle to it.
She liked me licking her pussy, and that was one activity we did a lot of times.
I tried to make her suck the little pecker that i had then, and she did a couple times but she found that disgusting.
At one point we were more curious about the things inside the porn magazines and we tried doing the things inside them, and this is how i had sex with her. At that age, I knew about having a baby and having sex, but at the same time i didn't know that there is something that has to come out of my dick so that a girl can get pregnant, so we continued for a few years until she got worried

Hey guys

Is incest inherently wrong?

Thx

>do you want /like it?
What is "it"? Pedophilia? Why the fuck would I want to be a pedo?
>did it just spontaneously happen?
I guess
>do you want to stop being one?
Yes, very much so
>How old are you?
19

there is no history of it from what i know, we just tried what we found on a magazine

Lucky gal.

Lol getting horny at that age is the weirdest fucking thing

It's like you can't define it and it's foreign to you but you just know that the feeling is "good"

Lol I remember the first time I came was fucking insane it was just like carnal I felt like an animal, so I took a shit in my cum puddle smeared the mixture all over myself and started running around the house with cum and shit on my face

Well, once I thought I wanted to be a lesbian, bisex, but I did it because guys rejected me. It didn't feel like the real me, so after years, I changed it myself.

It feels good because now I feel more like I am the real me.

It's all about self control and going backwards. You can do it.

my GF's stepsister tasked me with picking up her wedding cake, she is a bitch and never thanks me so I came on it and lightly spread my cum all around it.

Hot af. Till what age did it went on? Have u talked about it later or did something like that?

ROFL!!!!!!!

will you not eat a slice yourself then?

Lol.

I find Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Nancy Pelosi attractive.

No I had recently got big into "healthy" eating so I avoided it.

I've been a closeted sissy for years now but every day I get the urge to be a sissy hooker and just sell my body to anybody

I have been tasked with monitoring you all.

till I was 13 or so, and I felt it was wrong but she at one point was forcing me to do it, we were almost caught a few times.
We never talked about it

Do it.

Men, I am not doing anything wrong. I am just sad and lonely. NSA?

>I thought I wanted to be a lesbian, bisex, but I did it because guys rejected me
This is the female thought process and yet a woman's vote is worth just as much as a man's

Could u post a pic of her?

I'm very tempted to do it

Guys do it too. For the same reason as well. I know lots of stories of guys going gay because of rejection.

this feels weird to say, but I'm glad that's what started the whole thing and not earlier rape/molestation. that's a common theme for sure but so is the i'll show you mine/you show me yours in the right time and place

I have had sex with my mom ... She cought me fantizing about her

kind of scared that you'd find out who am I, if I post a picture. I don't know who knows her, or the creeps that are here, sorry

ROFL, starting with you, I mean...

I cheat on my GF whenever I get the opportunity, have fucked multiple girls but I love fucking fat sluts, they do anything and my gf does very little. Love fucking their ass or pussy and then fucking my gf later. She almost never sucks my dick but I once fucked a fat slut and got my dick sucked (in a half assed way) by my gf.

Fucking FBI fags joining in with their own secrets.
I know what you go through, FBI-broskis.

...Y'all are assholes.
I like the Secret Service better. They're professionals.

Confession time - I wasn't actually present during the FBI/Secret Service/State Police raid on my house, like I keep telling everyone I was.
They came for the Marine Corps humvee we had that was stolen.
My father dealt with them, we got our money back from buying the vehicle online, and the Marines got their vehicle back - but only after we wrecked the shit out of it.

Just post her, no one will know her here. Paint her face so we won't recognize her

Where you at?

True?

I was raped by a family friend(f) when I was 12. I hadn't hit puberty yet, but I could still get that weird feeling you got when you climaxed. She was blackout drunk and doesn't remember anything. No one knows besides me. She moved away a couple years back but I still masterbate to her all the time. Gave me some kinky fetishes.

Yes very true

Need some more of this capn'

arizona

i fathered a child with my trophy wife former neighbor who was in divorce proceedings with her husband and banging another dude who she's still with -- i honestly think they're not getting married so her ex has to keep paying alimony. so, one dude is raising the kid thinking it's his and her ex is paying her alimony and I'm just really starting to feel like a scumbag about the whole thing but I was just a terrified 15 year old when it all happened

I'm physically aroused by creating a fictional character in my head and writing out their backstory, their personality, and their family ties.
I create a world for them to live in, go in as much detail as to say what the economy is, the kind of species that are around, entire countries and histories, like wars.
I make the characters able to be thought of as an equal, to be able to recognize the kinds of struggles they have.

...And then I brutally murder them.

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George?

I got caught crossdressing when i was 13 and forced to pleasure my dad's friends

Buy therapy, and get yourself fixed.

Forget this broke whore, and everyone who's using you.

Recenty I have deleted about 220GB of porn from my drives. 200GB of it was CP.

Me and my best friend know each other for over 15 years, we share our porn and stuff, ex´s, wins etc... Really a tight bound, one day i sent him a creep shot with no face so he kept on asking me on the identity of the girl until i confessed to him it was my sis. He knows her since she was very little almost sees her as a sister too. What did he do? He asked me for more and naked ones , afterwards told me he faps with those pics often until the point he sent her a dick pic from a fake acc lol. Bound is stronger as ever

George? Dunno where you got that name from, mate.
Sorry if I'm not who you think I am.

My secret of all secrets is that it's secret.

I found my friends vibrator and sniffed and licked it

I got a vasectomy and never told any girl I've been with. My current girlfriend of a couple months wants to have kids.

Share your sister with us. Plus how did u got to creep her? Any tips?

Should have spunked on it

He's making a George RR Martin reference, dumbo.

Pity. I'd rape that boipussy of yours

Hid a cam and creeped on my best friend and her roommate just after school

Story?

TIps? Hmm... i dunno she used to sleep a few times only in her undies so easy shot, a couple were from when she was passed out so also easy shot and the ones from the shower just an old fashion hidden cam

Bit obvious. Dudnt have time, she was only out of the room for a min

Lucky basterd

My dad caught me trying on my mom's lingerie and makeup and said if i wanted to look like a girl i was going to be treated like a girl, he dragged me into the basement and let a couple of his friends do whatever they wanted to me

Details? 70% think you’re lying 30% wants it to be true lol

Might be but also when you have a hot girl in the house you get creative and look for opportunities

Pity. I bought a friend a g spot vibrator for a joke. She said she'd never use it and just throw it in the bin. She sent a pic of it out of the box and last week she had family staying over and I told her to hide it expecting her to say it was gone, but she said don't worry it's well hidden. So much for binning it, hot to think she must have gotten off with it by now.

Got my friends password to her Google photos
Had a great time and she doesn't know

It started with just 2 of them touching me, groping my ass and pinching my nipples, one of them kissed me, tasted gross, like beer and cigarettes. After a while they whipped out their dicks, both kind of big, made me suck on them. After that they caved in and started fucking me, it hurt like hell for a while but it did feel kind of good toward the end of it all

My depression is killing me from the inside, I never let it show, I never let anyone know, I’ve had suicidal thoughts at a super young age, so young I don’t remember how old I was, I forgot about them but now they are coming back. I feel lonely and useless, I don’t know how to pull through, I’ve been trying to go out more often and maybe find myself a grill but all my friends are broke losers and I hate going out by myself because I’m a group person

Did dad watch

greentext user

Ehh Brody. Shit gets rough.

When life gives you lemons make pineapple juice.

It’s my best advice, it doesn’t make sense cause life doesn’t make sense.

I remember hearing him laugh but don't recall seeing him, kind of focused on the guys touching me

Don’t seek help from these basement dwellers. 99% will try and steer you into the ground cause they wanna feel better about themselves. Find shit you enjoy Brody.

He sounds like a pussy.

Look for other friends. You're hanging around people who pull you down to this situation.

I lost my virginity when I was 15 at a summer camp. It was with a 30-something year old activities councillor. I have mixed feelings about it and I recognise a lot of the way she treated me as potentially being grooming.

Fact.

A good quote to live by is
“If the people in your circle don’t inspire you, your not in a circle your in a cage.”

The late nippsy hussle

Ayy lmao

>have gf for 4 years, committed relationship, whatnot
>happy and comforting relationship
>have decent time growing up, but brother is a junkie first class and caused attention to go to him from parents
>as he improves, sister at 16 gets pregnant and starts with her bullshit drama, again neglected by parents
>I get good grades, decide to join royal marines, parents proud but still no recognition
>post rmc go to uni, first one of the children to get a degree, still barely any recognition from folks
>have gf since start of uni

Background over, tldr: gf is love, gf is life who gives me the things I missed in my childhood

>be successful faggot, good career, have properties, fit, good looking
>gf goes home to her family in Germany, couldn't come for the weekend due to work and other obligations
>there was a birthday of her aunt, apparently gf got wasted and acted super emotional, also when she got home she was acting strange
>per accident, why would I lie on a taiwanese knitting forum, see a message on her phone that from gf to her best friend: I feel so guilty and bad for user
>triggered, detective starts
>find out her deadbeat ex whose overdosed on coke, cheated on her, unsuccessful hells angel faggot without anything going for him, has a brother who looks exactly like him
>this brother is apparently the bf of her cousin, aunts daughter who had the birthday
>gf told bff that she can't stop thinking about him, he's so handsome, thinking about what ifs, etc
>saw this guy once myself, is an ugly fucking cunt
>week later, gf tells beastie she was confused and acted stupidly and that I'm a good goy

Still sucks to hear all that,. Tldr snooped in gfs phone

Oh and other secrets
>want to see gf fucked by a dog while she sucks my dick
>want to demolish gf in a mfm threesome

Could be more degenerate, at least I don't enjoy armpit licking

I pee in the sink to save money on my water bill

Hahah holy shit, give up kid. It won't play out the same way irl as it does in your head.

Break up with her or what?

Unless she was fat and ugly it's a happy memory

For fuck sake. Put a brick in your cistern to lower water usage you tramp.

A completely full water bottle works just as well.

Don't think so fam, have nothing else in my life cuz family is tits and I love her like nothing else

Ask why she was acting strange. Go on from that.

That’s how I try to think about it but often times when I think back to it I get that sick feeling in my stomach like I fucked up.

I've been regularly fucking my good friend's son for the last two years. My friend has no idea.

You're a shitty friend

I know. I just really curious about how it affects life for people

This thread is dying

Here's a life hack

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this is why i never use my office condiments. Ever

Start another one

I shot an eagle by accident while shooting at a range and buried the body.

Bit odd to bring that up 9 months after it happened aye

If I catch either one of you, I will shit in your fucking mouths

not really. I'm a good friend, it's just that his son is really hot. It's totally consensual. It's just that it would ruin things all around if it got out. He's a little freak too, so it's a lot of fun

Whatever, you fuck my son behind my back I'll fuck you right in front of everyone and make him watch

feels good knowing i could fuck most of the girls you brag about catfishing

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why though? your son's sex life isn't any of your business.

Most of my immediate family have mental health issues and my best friend died after 10 years of fighting cancer.

All I want out of life at this point is a fight-free "normal" relationship. Nothing exciting or passionate, but something safe and supportive.

And I know for a fact my fear of losing someone that close again, or even having someone else I have to pretend to be "always doing fine" with, keeps me from making a move until it's too late.

I dont know whether its pathetic or not that all I want out of life now is a peaceful environment and a partner who doesnt have a ton of baggage

Do I really have to explain why fucking your best friend's kids is shitty to him?

Get therapy user, it werx

Report it anonymously to the organizers. Predators keep on doing this shit until stopped

My man, that's some healthy shit. Don't worry you got it. My own father was a hot mess of mental illness and my aunt died at 18 due to anxiety+high blood pressure (way before I was born). I want the same.

Share

I think I'm addicted to sharing pics on Yea Forums of girls I know. I know I shouldn't but it's such a rush

Same, it's so fucking hot sharing them. Seeing random guys comment on them as well is the greatest, seeing how they degrade them especially.

Kiks?

Not here

Exactly. And one got recognized which freaked me out but got me extra hard at the same time

For what?

Yeah. I used a fetus but it disintegrated and blocked the pipes

To share, and I'll comment

God I wish I had that, I'd fucking be so hard if I got to talk with someone who knew them as well. I once saw a girl I know posted on here but I didn't get a reply cause the poster must have left.

I said Yea Forums, not kik.

Now I want to see a girl I recognize but didn't share. Then I think I could leave Yea Forums forever and be happy

I can't stop posting nudes of my wife. It's become an addiction. I also watch a lot of cuckold porn and fantasize that it's my wife in the videos. I even think about other men fucking her when we have sex. I have a problem and I feel like the only solution is to actually get cucked by her.

I did. Or rather my brother did when I got home. He’s the only other person that knows what happened. No notion what happened with her afterwards but the whole thing was fairly shoddily organised and I wouldn’t be surprised if she just disappeared.

I'll probably still be here obsessing posting these girls. It's an addiction

Yeah I keep deleting all my pictures and then going back through archives to find them and share them again. Ugh

So psot here

Same here bro
Jerking to them right now though

We're just fucked. Just give in and enjoy it.

Bump

Just shared one in another thread

i bet huckabee sanders knows how to get after a dick. i imagine pelosi would be more lifeless than a real doll in the sack

Share in this thread

well, if she isnt bothered by guilt, would that mean you died for nothing?

never kys over a bitch, there are enough legit reasons for an hero

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yeah, you're gonna have to. We keep it a secret because he's "straight" and is pretty good at getting girlfriends, and them learning he regularly takes cock and swallows cum might hinder that, so says his logic. We both agree we should keep it secret from his dad because it would ruin our friendship and it would strain their relationship.

I'm not pretending to be his friend just to fuck his son. I'm not out to hurt his son. It's literally just sex. I see the potential problems if my friend found out, but I don't see how I'm shitty friend when two consenting people have sex with each other and enjoy the secrecy.

Haha, you totally gave your niece an orgasm. How'd you feel when you realized? I'm a total perv/pedo so that would have made my day, but if you're less messed up than me I imagine you had some uncomfortable feels.

How do you even get that much

And the son is a legal adult, yes?

You're going to regret it.
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.

yeah, he's 19.

You know it would hurt your friend.. you're prioritizing you own gratification over his feelings, also risking damaging the relationship of father and son. You are a shitty friend.

b/ro that's heartbreaking.

wish you would've saved it somewhere for us to access. I've only got a few vids from 1st studio and polarlights

Don't see anything wrong with it, then. And nothing happened until he was an adult? You didn't show him porn when he was underage or anything? Because that would make it grooming, and then Id have a problem with it again. But otherwise, no, dude, you're good.

i'm obsessed with a girl much younger than me. and she looks like this

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Legit question from a normie to a pedo: aren't you afraid the cops or fbi will get a warrant to search your place because you said online you had cp?

My cousins used to take turns fucking me and making me blow them when i was young

I made my friend to suck my dick by knowing something of his

I have a huge panty and bra fetish.

I stole a pair from my friends petite gf and have been cummin in them for a few months.

Also stole one of her push up bras, it’s a tight fit but makes a guy feel sexy.

My older cousin would molest me often5-13. His younger brother and I used to do gay shit until we were 16

your ages?

Tits or GTFO

Yeah i would just let it happen eventually him and my cousin would take me to a lot by their house and take turns

I was 9 -11 they were 16 and 17

I once stole chewing gum from the grocery store

Sorry that happened to you. Kids often don't have approved outlets for sexual urges, and if left totally unsupervised with younger kids, molestation and rape are disturbingly common outcomes. I don't know if being told that happens a lot makes you feel any better, but that happens a lot.

what would ya'll do in my situation

Age difference?

OP here, I feel you with the panty fetish bro. I love smelling my sisters and cum in them

My older cousin mainly made me jack him off constantly when we were alone. Occasionally I’d give him head but he was to big, I only blacked out once, I think I was 10 and he made me give him head and pretty much face fucked me other than that it wasn’t horrible.

My other cousin we did anything and everything imaginable.

If she's a legal adult and is into you, go for it. Her being much younger than you doesn't mean anything if you're both adults.

well, yeah.. maybe you're right. but he's such a good fuck. he loves it.

he always comes over for cards with his dad, and then later on when we meet up to hang out and fuck, he tells me stuff like he was hard the whole time we were playing cards. and how he think it's so hot that his dad has no idea. does that make him a shitty person too? or am I the only one at fault?

well, yeah.. basically. he was 17 when it all started.

almost 8 years :/

are you m or f?

Hmm. I personally would probably still give you a pass, but the law might not agree. Do everything you can to keep it secret, user.

i'm not sure if she is. my problem is that because she is much younger it's hard to get a good read

My older cousin liked taking me to my parents room to fuck me while our parents where outside talking, you could see outside but they couldnt see inside, last time he ever did it he layed his cock on my ass and said "you have a nice ass" and started fucking me. Once he noticed our parents were coming in instead of stopping he fucked me faster until he came.

You're not sure she's into you, or you're not sure she's a legal adult?

i know her age, she is legal. just she doesn't express her emotions at all so i'm not sure if she's into me

What's ur Kik? I'll bite

Hmm hard to say.. do you remember how fuckin horny you were at that age.. and ill give you sexual gratification can make you act stupid at any age. But he knows just as well how it might hurt his father.. putting sex ahead of family is kinda shitty. What if he's in love with you? Then you done goofed real hard. I suppose it all depends on how much you value his friendship.

legal in this case is 16 years of age if that gives you more context

Not who you were replying to, but it does make me feel better.

She's 18+?

in canada the age of consent is 16

found once the vibrator of my crush, who i was stalking hardcore, sniffed and licked, then started to masturbate and used my cum on the vibrator so that next my cum will be in her pussy

If she's not 18, abort. You dont want the weird drama that comes with pre 18.

the weird drama has come in full force already. my problem is i can't abort mission because she looks like this

Nah if you're both cool with it go for it. I guess incest for reproduction would be kinda wrong but who wants kids anyway

She's 16 and you're 24. It's not enough to land you in jail, but dude, it's enough to get shitlisted by all your friends and family, and for that matter it's enough to get a surprise shotgun to the chest by her crazier-than-you-thought-he-was father. Playing with fire, user. Not saying I totally blame you, because 16 year old pussy, man that's peak freshness pussy, but playing with fire. 16 year old pussy is best enjoyed by 16-17 year old guys. Nobody's going to throw a brick through his window for it. You? Very possible.

End of the day.. it's up to you. You think you have the drama now.. you don't. Hot or not.. you're skating on thin ice.

Could your stop rofl'ing

that's part of what's keeping me obsessed. i feel like it's my last chance to slam a girl this young, let along that looks like that :/

lmfao thats the saddest shit I've ever read dude god damn

i can't deal with drama well at all, i just keep thinking that everything would be worth it if i could get inside her

Thats the saddest shit you've read?
Hello new friend.

That's your dick bro.. his will is powerful, your will must be more so.

looks like someones never heard of hyperbole

you'll get it one day

nice

it is 90% my dick, but 10% my brain telling me i will never have another chance to fuck a girl that looks like this ever again.

good

haha your boyfriend is a faggot, i have my own personal range and love banging steel. you should find an actual man to date who isn't a little bitch. tell him he has to go shooting with you and shoot above a certain score or you dump his ass lol.

Your wit is as sharp as your edge
*tips fedora*

You're a navy seal aren't you

everyone check out this guy

he's read cool dark things on the internet

I read tumblr in every night

I have nudes of all of my wife's friends and sisters.

If she were cock hungry and hitting on you all the time and just blatantly trying to get you to fuck her, I might say, yeah, okay, take her someplace remote and fuck the shit out of her. But it doesn't sound like that's the situation you're wrestling with. It seems more like you're contemplating whether you should try to fuck this girl by pursuing some kind of relationship with her. To that thought: firm no. That's a terrible idea. Almost certain outcome is that you don't even get to fuck her AND everybody finds out you were trying to.

It'll probably be one of your best.. but you got like a %15 chance of not regretting it for life.

Oh man, sick burn

i mean i don't have that much to lose. most of my family/friends know i like younger girls, the rest i don't have to say shit to but it will live on forever in my memory

>thinks "new friend" is a sick burn

>Wild optimism.

2% user.
15% of it not ruining the next ten years of your life, okay fair.
But chances of not regretting it? 2%

very true. i stopped trying to pursue a relationship and focused more on talking about her looks. either way, i'm left sick to my stomach and feeling like garbage because it hasn't happened yet, wondering what i've done wrong

Oh man, got me again.. what a zinger

0% of ruining my next 10 years, as i mentioned this is completely legal

This is definitely one of the strangest sexual attractions a person can have. I suffer from homeovestism, which is the sexual arousal to wearing or seeing someone else wear clothing emblematic of their own sex.

In other words, the tighter the knot on the tie, the sexier they are.

Feel free to relentlessly bully me now because of my weird fetish Yea Forums

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I will concede to this math.

I once found my sisters nudes online from her ex-bf. Spoke to her ex about her sex life and shit. I dunno why i did it

you're conceding to retardation, because as i mentioned there is a 0% chance of fucking up my next 10 years. chance of boning is up for debate

Seems legit.. nothin wrong with diggin a sharp dressed man.

Legal reply: It is quite hard, not impossible, but still hard, to track down anonymous posts. It is hard to build a case from a single post that leads to warrant and a conviction. It's a simple case of 'too much of a hassle' and therefore not attempted.

Okay, let's be honest, you'd fuck way younger girls if you could, am I right? Man, don't bank on your friends and family not looking at you different when you go from being a guy they know is into young girls, to a guy actively trying to fuck young girls.

you were 15 not a fucking child if you were "groomed" then you are an idiot lol she did you a favor.

Think about it, every person you negatively impact will negatively impact a hundred more, in a few steps you fucking worsened the entire human race, stop it and if u cant kill yourself, Muslim nigga Asian white piece of shit

It's not about the legality.. it's about the social fallout from everyone who finds out.

Tell us more about her sex life

how did you know user?

i've told a few people about it, and when i show them pictures, they come to understand. i agree that others would look down on me, but i wouldn't tell those people

Believe it or not, user, things that are not illegal can still fuck up your life. I wasn't suggesting you would go to jail for 10 years, I was suggesting that your reputation would be tarnished, and in the eyes of your friends and family, you would be seen as "that child predator," regardless of the legality of the situation.

the only people that find out will be people i choose to tell

I impregnanted a work colleague from Canada and her husbund is raising the daughter I sired without knowledge. He seems quite happy with his family.

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no child looks like that though. am i wrong in thinking it is justified by how attractive she is. also, not everyone would know

And those they choose to tell, and those she chooses to tell and those they choose to tell.

Not really - my drives are fully encrypted and I'm clean now. Beside that - I can stand that I was just shitposting - there is no proof that I had anything at this point.

It is still there - check out freenet. Or better not - it's addictive

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Coerced and bribed my sister into giving me handjobs and blowjobs when she was 10 and I was 14, it makes me sick to think of it and we now have a broken relationship because of it, she eventually came to enjoy it while we were doing it but probably now sees it as me molesting or taking advantage of her, we have never spoken about it but I assume this is the reason she doesn’t talk to and is hostile towards me. Just wish I could take it back

get rekt faggot. you're not gonna convince the guy not to fuck her if he can. legal is legal, and you'd be surprised how little fucks are given by people as long as it's consensual and legal. fucking sheep can't justify being offended in their heads if daddy state says it's legal. if he's smart about it then most likely no one will ever know. you have no idea how many 14, 15, 16 year old girls sleep with older guys and keep it on the DL.

he said she was kinda slutty, fucked a lot of guys on tinder, group sex etc.

I knew a guy (25) who fucked a chick (16).. lost all his friends, got snitched on (weed dealer), then got grabbed up by a lynch mob and beaten black and blue.. eyes all swole shut and just hurtin..

lol kys faggot, trying to scare some user.. pathetic.

You're only wrong in thinking the way she looks will justify your attraction *in the eyes of others.* Yea Forums will agree with you 100% that if a chick can legally give consent, play ball. But the world at large generally does not share Yea Forums's opinions.

No man.. im not shittin you.. his name was Lee, hers was Kayla.. kinda felt bad for how bad he got it.

Used to sell meth, A tweaked once couldn’t pay and offered me a fuck from his 16 year old daughter, I accepted, 16 is legal in my country and I was 18 but I still shouldn’t have accepted it. The sick thing was that it seemed normal to her, like she didn’t care or that it was common

ya boys, gonna be honest, i don't think anything in the world short of prison time or a loss of opportunity in my career would keep me from boning. my main issue is finding out why i'm so obsessed when i know she is no good for me. is it just her looks? or something deeper

but 16 year olds are literally fucking other guys, what's the difference that the number of my age is higher

Hey man.. your choice. You're the one that's gotta live with the outcome.

So, I don't feel like it's very moral, but I would say it's fucked up to do it with parents but if u siblings or cousins, both parties are consenting and u have full protection (best if it's the pill) then sure

Because they’re mostly experimenting, you’re just a creepy cunt who wants to fuck underage/barely legal girls

what outcome is so bad though, i'm trying to figure it out. fucking the hottest girl i've ever been in personal contact with? that outcome will be preserved in my memory for the rest of my life

That's a philosophical point, though. Asking it to your friends and family after they all stop talking to you will not sway them. Be pissed that it's unfair, sure. But make decisions based on what will happen in reality, not on what would happen in a fair, unemotional, and logically consistent world.

Dude you can totally do it, just have some self control, i am for one rooting for you,

Wot

i don't actively pursue girls of this age. i agree that the situation is slightly creepy. but when a girl looks like this, i can't help myself and i can't stop thinking about it.

Epic time

If she has any affiliation at all with shady elements.. they might come for you.
If anyone at your work ever finds out, say goodbye to your job.
If any future chick finds out.. that shit will end quick.
Etc.. plus trusting a 16 year old girl not to blab.. good luck.

Pics baby,

the point u seem to be missing is that it is legal. 16 is the age of consent where i live. i won't lose my job. i agree she will probably tell other people, but what are those fuck ass losers gonna do?

Don't go after the pedo guy, he wants to change, just keep a close eye on the bloke

You can just cover her face in paint or messenger if u on mobile

Im also in Canada.. doesn't matter that it's legal, your boss would find a way to fire you I guarantee it.. and say for instance she's got a 2nd uncle in HA, they love goin after people for shit like that. I'm just trying to help you see the bigger picture bro.

Fuck off gorge, we all know it's u

Alright, man. But later on, no matter what shitstorm befalls you, I hope there's a voice in your head that whispers, "I was warned." No matter how unfairly harsh the fallout is, and what a bullshit double-standard people subject you to for doing something that's not even illegal, buddy you were warned. People aren't reasonable. Chase a 16 year old and you will get shit you feel like you don't deserve. I'm not trying to say you will deserve it, I'm only trying to warn you that deserve it or not, look out for all the shit.

I'm so proud of u b/ro

I'm disappointed in you, bro.

Bro...

Yeah bro?

Take on and bear a worthy burden.

this is some legitimate advice. there is some truth to what you guys are saying.
from my point of view, there aren't a lot of things i wouldn't sacrifice for a chance with the girl. when she looks like this, i just feel like that is an endgame and i could die happy knowing i accomplished something so monumental

Just... bro...

Yeah, he's very adamant about us keeping it a secret. He's not intention of telling anyone and I have less than zero intention of ruining this very very good thing. Basically it all started because he need $100 for a school trip and didn't want to fundraise for it. So I offered him $100 to suck his cock and play with his ass and whatnot. It just turned into us fucking, then it turned into us fucking on a regular basis.

I get that, I was super horny when I was his age. He's still very horny. We're fucking at least four days a week, sometimes more than once a day. He's a freak too. Like he'll come over with his dad and we'll all be playing cards or something, and then later on when we meet up he'll tell me how he was hard the whole time, or he'll want me to call him things like my little fuckytoy, that he's my personal whore and stuff. He'll push his ass back onto the cock just as hard as I thrust it into him. He gyrates his hips like a woman. Like he wants it badly, and he wants it hard. So he definitely enjoys himself and it's definitely consensual. Is it really us who are the shitty people? We're just enjoying each other and living life. What about his dad? Do you think he's a shitty friend and a shitty dad that he would potentially be upset that his son and his friend are in a mutually consenting and enjoyable sexual relationship?
Neither of us are in love with each other. We've actually discussed that a bit and we both agree that it's purely sexual. We have a good friendship that existed prior to the sex, and we still have that, we just fuck now.

Godspeed b/ro. Good luck with however you roll the dice.

Whatev, bro