I'm going to attempt suicide with a plastic shopping bag. What would be the most efficient way to do so?

I'm going to attempt suicide with a plastic shopping bag. What would be the most efficient way to do so?

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Shoot gun thru bag.

I'm not going to use a gun. Thank you for the suggestion.

Helium. Thank me later (or dont I guess).

I don't have access to helium

You don’t.

Bag over head
Zip tie around neck
Handcuff self to pole
????
Profit

Thank you.

melt the bag and drink it

Jenka

Eat a date loaf a few hours before