I just accidentally bought a dildo that is way too big for me, what do?

I just accidentally bought a dildo that is way too big for me, what do?

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Take it all. Post proof

>accidentally
suuuuuure

Dude I’m not even gay and I have 6 toys that are way bigger than that. I can’t take every one all the way but it doesn’t mean I’m going to give up. Quit being a faggot and get that toy in. Face down with your ass in the air will yield the most cooperation from your asshole. Gaping in between insertions will help your ass to accept more

bite the pillow and get to work. when it's no longer too big come back.

Nigger please, I was fucking myself with dildos that size at age 12.

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Nigger please, i was fucking myself with dildos the size of a 12 yearso old at that age

Dude I'm big gay, but it just hurts like hell, can only fit half of it in my mouth and It's too thick, bad purchase.
Excuse my poor english, I'm southamerican

See my advice

Feels good man.

Nah I'm selling it, just used it two times and with a condom, It's in the box now, gonna buy one less thick to practice deepthroating

>>TIMESTAMP


>>SHAVE YOUR PUBES


>>SHARPIE IN THE POOPER

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you'll grow into it, don't worry

Again, I’m not gay and I am more determined

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nice body OP

please show us moar of it

Lmao tf what crazy bastard buys or sells a fucking used dildo

Why do you feel the need to say you're not gay?

>One that doesn't know
>One that doesn't care + needs the money to buy a new one

Because you are and want to cry about the size of a dildo. If you’re going to be a hole for some dude you may as well be good at receiving

the best part of kissing guys is how not gay I am

I identify as bi but more hetero although I have made out with a guy and i will say it’s pretty hot sucking on each other’s tongues and your dicks rub together with a finger in each others ass

I not OP. Im a bi closet case and just trying to see how in denial you are.

Literally not gay tho. I have a gf of three years, have been with a guy sexually and have been submissive to a guy. Nothing wrong with it at all but damn if you’re gonna crave that dick you’d better be good at taking it up the ass

KYS maybe?

And for the record I happen to love bottoming and sucking dick

Here, thanks

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Show your faggot hole

OP here, just to be clear, I'm pansexual tbh, had a gf for like 2 years

Sorry but no

very nice OP

please show us more

give it to your dad so he can bludgeon you to death with it for the disappointment you've become

My pics are too heavy :/

I'm not sure what you mean by this OP?

you've got a very nice body. I definitely would love to see more please!

+2MB, sorry

OP don't do me like this. I'm begging.

I haven't came in almost a week. help me out.

who's you're favorite gay pornstars? I like kyler moss and joey mills and skinny little twinks like that.

show me the COCK! (please and thanks)

I don't watch too much gay porn, I watch mostly straight, don't know much pornstars names either.
Sorry, all my pics are heavy :(

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what kind of fetishes do you have? what kind of body type do the pornstars have?

when was the first time you ever put anything in your bum? show your bum please?!