What's the most disgusting thing I can rot in a bottle /b?

What's the most disgusting thing I can rot in a bottle /b?

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meat

What's the optimal time for meat to "cure"?
If you leave it too long it decomposes

as long as necessary

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In room temperature, ~2 weeks should give it optimal reekage. Downright offensive smelling.

OP here. What if I eat a full meal and get bulimic and get some in a bottle? Maybe dog shit? What if I piss and gently boil off the water so I get just the strongest piss smelling piss?

the boiling might purify the piss and remove the stench

eggs smell nasty after a few days

What about a cocktail of meat, vinegar, concentrated piss, an egg, and dog shit. This still sounds like it's missing its pièce de résistance

This concoction, but with vomit

fermented vomit sounds nice

What is my meal plan for best possible vomit?

Your own shit, but put a balloon on top. After a couple days it will be rotten and balloon will be full of poo gas, which can get you high if you inhale it

Jenkem is awesome bro

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the spiciest chili you can make/find, a can of corn, and chase it with a gallon of bad milk

>purify the piss
Urine is already sterile, so it would just boil off the water without otherwise affecting it

>which can get you high if you inhale it
that's actually a hoax perpetuated by fox news and associates; the most that will happen is you might feel fucked up from oxygen deprivation induced by various gasses that fermentation produces, in which case huffing glue is less likely to give you a horrible infection from inhaling concentrated fecal bacteria

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get a glass jar like a pickle jar

put a few chicken thighs in it

pour buttermilk in it until its full.

close the lid tightly. Wrap lid in tape.

This thing will eventually build up gas pressure and pop the lid off or break the glass.

It could take months, so you can set it up in the ceiling of your school or workplace and have fun after you're gone

Cum

Cum's not smelly enough

Maybe if your a faggot

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Your own dick

This STINKS words cant describe

Years ago my friend was really sick and he was hacking up dark green phlegm into a film canister (yes it was the 90s). He forgot about it under his bed and discovered it a few weeks later or whatever. He opened it and it smelled like fucking roadkill, cleared the room and made a number of us gag. So try that.

Your prospects for the future by becoming an alcoholic

Jenkem obviously

puke will still just smell like puke, maybe even less so. Same with shit and piss.

The worst smell is flesh after a few weeks. Chicken is the worst, ground beef a close second.