Horny

Hi! Few things to start off with =) 1. Yes I replied to you because you're a femanon, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

can't tell if trolling or you're really a cuck

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Stale copypasta is stale.

Stop fapping. Get out of the house/apartment more. Text people you like, especially people who are good influences. Get some skills. Eat healthier. Join a community, maybe. And stop fretting over your social skills; as the pressure of no sex & no stimulation increases you'll start rolling >10 and occasionally nat 20's on Charisma.
>If you roll a nat 20, do not try to analyse and reproduce it; do pay attention to how you felt when and after you did it.

its a meme

>this fucking new
>this fucking plebbit meda

haven't been around for a year, sue me... also who the fuck you calling new, other than last year, i've been here for 5 years, what about you?

ah i see

You newfags can stop fighting now. Been here for more than 10 years, altho I don't visit often nowadays (it's fucking cancer compared to what it used to be)

TITS
post 'em

Bet?

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I actually expected some underage hottie and got this shit instead
sage

>implying you have to have any social skills as a woman to attract a man

I'd fuck you

electric toothbrush and your imagination

From here one you want to post more nudes, finger yourself, get the toy, and then more nudes until you get out of control.

And then one day you will have a guy that you call Daddy. Welcome to Yea Forums.

I hope you're some where in the wisconsin because yes I will fuck you

do what you must

Good girl.
Now one without the bra.

Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough ~ Abraham Lincoln

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I would give you another kid

Add me on snap OP, I’ve got some good ideas you might wanna hear. Justinfuller7

Instructions:
1. Download Tinder and make a profile
2. Lower your demands
3. Just send 'DTF?' to all matches

I know right. Sorry hard to find a did-lo. I keep asking at the store and they just look at me like I'm retarded

Post your big ass

i'll be damned

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Grab one and buy it cash, or go get one in the flesh.

I know its so sad

Only newfags and retards post on Yea Forums post 2012, which one are you?

It be like that sometimes

I was a year late, began in 2013

State your business. If you are horny as fuck, give us something to jerk off to, and fenanon you fap as we fap. Everyone gets off, everyone wins.

1: Tits or GTFO
2: How can you not get a dildo, unless you're under 18?

ask your parents to arrange a marriage for you

She already did:

Damn didn't see

Still leaves the question of why TF she can't get a dildo

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Looks like an out of shape fat guy wearing his mom’s bra

Not only are you female, you have normal tits and aren’t obese. You literally don’t need social skills to get laid faggot. Now gtfo and ask literally any guy if they wanna have fun or send more pics.