Stoner thread. Discuss all things weed related

So do you prefer big or small dicks?

I'm considering doing pic related on the ufo ride while high if I get the chance. Shit would be cash.

Weed is fucking shit you retards

Forgot pic, fuck

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>weed makes you gay

What do you do when you buy a quarter ounce of straight up bullshit from the only dealer you know? I don't think he does refunds.

Just smoked a bowl of shome good shit.

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How bullshit we talking?

ice him and set up your own small time operation before it becomes a privatized industry in your state

This guy gets it

absolutely rippen

I'm coming down from a bowl of stuff I would call 'decent'.

>gay makes you weed

I got a med card in a legal state. Basically everything is good shit

"shit would be cash"

>oldfag detected

why?
just buy vape pens/edibles from us, they ship usps first class....

Like smoke half of the quarter ounce and only feel like you took two CBD gummys and inhaled a shit load of smoke.

Nah, he's cool most of the time. Might ice whomever sells him that shit weed though.

I did weed for 7 years straight before having a panic attack out of the blue. After that I quited for 4 months cause I thought it was over for me, since I was having bad episodes every time I smoked, even from the weakest puff. Then I decided to try again, this time playing videogames (not that I never do that before, but it was something I stop doing a long time ago). I had to focus so I had no time to think in anxiety kicking in, so it never did. Regular smoker again

What's the general consensus on roaches?

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>not smoking out of a pipe
Seriously, fuck paper. It wastes too much weed. I only smoke joints if I'm going for a walk or driving or something, and I'm paranoid about having my pipe with me. That way I can just throw away my joint when I'm done. When I'm at home, it's always my pipe.

I make my own edible oil using coconut oil. It's kicking in now. I prefer mild to medium doses so I can fully enjoy what I'm feeling/thinking.

As long as they peacefully eat chicken it's fine my niggggaaaaa

Nigga if you sucked dick due to weed you was already gay

What's your favorite strain? Mine are green crack, skywalker, and holy grail.

Knocked my thornier-grinder off the couch accidentally spilling the entire grind on the floor which was covered in filth. Welp.

How come that high people can know exactly if the posters are stoned or not by reading their comments? That's some deep spacial shit right there captain.

It's like... we detect them. shit freaks me out.

>I JUST WANT TO FUCKING SMOKE WEED IM NOT GOING TO DIE
im 15. living in good ole georgia with my old ass parents. cant wait for bday so I can drive to inevitably my dealer's house.

No one has ever called me on it.

Girl scout cookie and Limonchello.

Because no one ever call people out on their posts. It's something you only care about when you're stoned.

I'd recommend waiting to your 20s to do it habitually. For now simply lightly experiment, maybe once a month. You don't want to interrupt your normal brain development.

Based on the way they talk, and the things they say. I think weird thoughts when I'm high and act weird when I'm high, so I can detect it in other people.

>I think weird thoughts when I'm high
Doesn't that speak for everybody?

Yeah, but I can tell when somebody is high-posting because I recognize high thoughts when I read them. It's hard to explain unless you've done it.

Undisciplined high thoughts. They leak.

Yes, THIS exactly. This is what I wanted to say but I was too dump to put it into words. What a melon

When I'm high and on the Chan, I mostly lurk.

You're both stoned aren't you. AREN'T YOU

I've long since come down off mine.

and landed on tour big ol' hairy sweaty balls

This dude is probably high.
It's fucking impossible to explain shit when you're high. You can think it so clearly, and you know exactly what you're trying to say, but you can't find the words.

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Yes, because I feel that people in their normal state would be impossible to explain the truth.

And the truth, the REAL universal truth cannot be understood by normal minds. It's not ONE truth. It's a multi layered truth on different channels that need to be unified by a superior mind. Otherwise it's only PART of the truth.

I can compose pretty decent music when I get high, as an olderfag I didn’t weed until I was in my 30s, and it helped- just a lot more focused. Can hear music coming through from wherever it comes from, but clearer. THE BELLS THE BELLS omg the bells.

Fuck you you obvious nigger lover.

YES THIS. Music is much more easy to write when you're high. Clear melodies come to your mind, stuff you'd never think about otherwise.

Now you're giving me the munchies

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Calm down, mate. You have to keep yourself in check. You're not the "only one who has it figured out" or anything. You're just high lol

There are things we could understand but we don't because of the lack of dimensions required.

I think the universe vibrates with music at frequencies we can perceive, some gifted can hear it all the time, others like me need a little help with their preamp.

Ever heard of the law of conservation of energy and the law of conservation of mass? I.e. that mass or energy can neither be created nor destroyed, just change shapes?

> I believe in the law of conservation of life. That life cannot be created or destroyed only change form.

Cartridges man

kek

There are definitely universally 'golden' notes. Just a consequence over what the human brain finds pleasurable.

I understand what you're thinking right now, except I'm sober right now, so it sounds goofy. When I'm high, I feel the same way. I feel like there are forces beyond our human comprehension. Those are normal high thoughts. Don't let them control your life. You'll go mad thinking about that shit.

Pay them a hard currency?

There are 12 dimensions and the multiverse is a stack of oranges. Each orange touches 13 points (12 potential directions of movement, 13th point being oneself) meaning you can move through the multiverse by finding those points where the oranges touch and making a potential difference...
Yep. High AF.

My favorite carnival ride by far for a couple decades

Done it at a shitty carnie parking lot one with only a few people inside. It was pretty sick walking around and shit. Scary too though

Anyone like to do edibles and listen to viking music?

youtube.com/watch?v=h1BsKIP4uYM

What music do you guys listen to when you're stoned? I fucking love listening to The Beatles on vinyl. It makes me feel like I'm in the 60s, getting stoned and hearing their music for the first time, like my grandad probably did. It makes me feel really connected to the past and everyone who came before me.

Gross don’t miss them.

Pen and cartridges

see

Or I like a combination of Mazzy Star, Brian Jonestown Massacre, and a few other bands

Sometimes when a fly is too weak or stupid to escape my bare hand ( which is quite fast) I allow it to live hoping it will become the president of flies and weaken their evolution as a whole.

Cant think of any real life comparisons

>edibles
I used to love them when I was younger, because they would get me SO HIGH and I would actually experience mild psychedelic visuals if I ate enough, but now that I'm older and I have more anxiety, they fuck me up too much. I just smoke herb now.

I fucking love the Beatles while high. I find myself listening to a fuckload of Tame Impala (normie choice, I know) but it's fun stuff.

I wrote this when I was high AF and thought I was Sputnik. soundcloud.com/aquafrsh/track11 its shit, just a scribble while sat on the couch. Whale song in space bro.

I love how The Beatles dog whistled to stoners, without ever explicitly saying anything.
>ROOOLL UP
>ROOOLL UP FOR THE MYSTERY TOUR
>ROOOLL UP
>THAT'S AN INVITATION
Like, yeah. Sure. They're talking about "rolling up" in a tour bus. Right. Definitely not about rolling up a joint.
They knew exactly what they were doing. They were masters of getting past censors at the time.

Lower dose doesn't work?

Check out Brian Jonestown Massacre - they take it to a new level.

youtube.com/watch?v=StV9lElcvAY

Denverfag reporting in. Rolling up some OG #1, and Gorilla glue.... on the toilet

Rubber Soul is definitely a pot album, imo

gorilla glue is good times.... blue dream is my all time fav, never see it anymore

Sativa is my go-to. I use a dry herb vape (arizer) so never go high enough to ge the CBD out, just as well, I don’t need to feel fluffy.

Don't forget them singing the words "SO INCREDIBLY HIGH" louder than the rest of the lyrics in Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds. The line is something about "the flowers that grow SO INCREDIBLY HIGH"
Like, why use the word high instead of tall? Who the fuck describes flowers as growing high instead of growing tall?

Also why do these things happen when high AF?

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I thought this was pretty cool when I saw it high

youtube.com/watch?v=pvBlSFVmoaw

Sublime programming at its finest.

just got done working in my room for the night

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you take the L and hope he has better stuff next time.

how do i mf smoke a phatty blunt without my parents being nosey and surpise piss testing me
>15 btw

don't smoke blunts or anything with pap er because they leave too much smell. cologne and body spray are dead give aways too. use glass to minimize any contact your skin and clothing have with smoke. this means smoking in open areas and blowing the smoke downwind. keep gum or beathmints as well as eye drops on you.

Revolver is good too. I'm Only Sleeping is a lazy stoner classic.

oh shit i got trips
thanks thats super smart asf but what else can i use besides a small bowl that burns my fuckin lungs. its a glass dragon thing

Hands down my favorite Beatles album.

>oh shit i got trips
is this a troll? you didn't get trips tard.

Its definitely in my top three. It's Revolver, Magical Mystery Tour, or the white album, depending on which day you ask me.

Also, that song alone is just so great for laying around high.
youtu.be/BT5j9OQ7Sh0

Used to take fat bong rips, not just dab. Discuss.

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Why do Americans not really smoke spliffs even though they smoke cigarettes more than like every other Western country?

Please keep this out of the thread. I'm on day #3 of no fap and I don't need to be tempted while I'm high.
Also, posting porn always derails the thread because everybody else starts posting porn.

not sure. probably because so few people have their own rolling tobacco.

three 0's kek
i was joking

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>psychedelic visuals
>from weed
nigga what

what do you guys do for fun when high alone?

I don't even roll my own. I just take out and repack prerolls, and pinch off the end like a normal joint.

Maybe I'm an idiot I dunno.

Is it true that weed effects everyone differently?

yes

ahh I am home

so, ever noticed that by combining a hybrid with a sativa, you get a sativa hybrid that is but isn't but still is but can arguably still be hybrid sativa?

free nude recently saved because yeet

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yes, some people get crazy whacky lik me, and some peopl chill out and just kinda sit thre. personally i get nutty and annoying to peopl who arent high around me. its fun tho cuz i crash and sleep for lik 6 hours after

If you don't use a vaporizer in 2019 you are a faggot. If you like regular bong rips but actually want to taste the weed and get higher with smaller amounts, look at the Newvape Flowerpot. You're welcome.

I love to Kiss while im stoned. Fucking is soooooo good

listening to music, doing something creative like drawing or playing an instrument, jerking off, eating but the best thing for me is to just let my mind roam free while enjoying a nice view

bouta make brownies for the first time with the old man.

is this code words for gay butt sex?

you're the biggest faggot in this thread

what a zoomer

have fun smoking half a gram at a time and extracting as much thc as .1 from a vape. Also cant eat the ashes like you can with AVB. Keep proving you're retarded please

Some of us actually like the different subtleties of smoking different herb and aren't simply smoking to get high. Concentrate take all the enjoyment out of it.

Favorite songs to smoke to?? Link related - youtube.com/watch?v=hLzlm_phDpM

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I got so high once I saw this dude on tv and I was like damn he's a good lookin guy. My next thought was holy shit weed makes you gay. I laughed so fucking hard

They are called dry herb vaporizers for a reason. Do you enjoy nokia and flip phones more than smart phones?

passing a fat J or L around a circle is aesthetically the best way to smoke and that is an objective fact

Yes. I brought my bong but lost my lighter, anyone got a light? You may hit the bong and pass to the mother fucker to the left.

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this song always puts us in a good mood youtube.com/watch?v=jjxXhxcIbG0

Agreed, more personal and inspires good convo. Can't beat old school joints my b/ro's.

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you must be fun at parties.

passing a bong around a circle can be just as nice so long as everyone sanitizes the mouthpiece.

...i guess i just defeated my own argument with the sanitizing part though. definitely not aesthetic to watch people taking the lighter to the top before every hit.

that said, i do love it when i have someone who's never smoked a bong before. it's always fun to teach.

I just tried my first edible, took forever to get me sleepy.. So disappointed

you got a point with the bong hymen. I love watching them trying to figure out how carbing works. its like a monkey trying to match blocks into the correct shape

Look at this loser.
Everyone look at him and laugh.
You fucking idiot.

I did weed once in my drama class and I don’t think I got high. Like i just felt more talkative but that’s it

what a GRAND BUFFOON

hahaha you fool, what a glorious mistake you have made.

Only users lose drugs.

Anyone ever tried sparkling water in a bong? I just read up on some alternatives I haven't tried before and that seems like a good one.

I boof it

I tried Lady Salvia last night and man, she was terrifying.
I've heard this is a common problem, generally with people who suffer mental illness.

Any tips to be in the correct mood and state to really get the positive reaction?

stay away from music shit'll make you hear all types of crazy shits whispering

also check my quads niggers

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smoke with friends friends, it turns into a maniacal laughing fit. Other than that, it will scare the shit out of you without fail, the only enjoyment i get is trying to imagine how on earth is this reality when I smoke her

I was with a bunch of friends which I thought had me in a solid mood. We did have music on but we usually trip to music so I guess we didn't see it as an issue. I was the only one in the group to have a bad trip.

>be me
>becoming hair shaman
>I am yeti now
>schnapps plz

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yea, give it a while and try without music, on my 1st time i started swimming backwards in slow motion tryna say my boys name

retreat abaomananabul snow man

>150 posts
>no stoner comics
fuck I miss the old stoner threads.
now it's just pretentious post-legalisation Canadians arguing about strain and vapes.

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the yeti loves to drink schnapps too

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>It makes me feel really connected to the past and everyone who came before me.
muh nigga. when i smoke it feels like time stopped and I been on auto pilot when sober

>time doesn't exist

time to walk through that gate

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anyone on here have any advice for a dude who's tolerance is way too high now??
(it takes me at least like a gram and 1/2 to get high nowadays and it sucks ass)...

I know of tolerance breaks, but how long should I realistically have to be clean in order to go back to a somewhat reasonable tolerance level??

Bumping with tits

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everything effects everyone differently dum dum

>Newvape Flowerpo
he probably works for newvape lol

the ritual of getting high with friends. too good. all smoking the same thing. bonding experience for sure

take a hit and wait, you impatient fuck

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2 weeks at least.
thing is though once you start smoking again your tolerance will go back up pretty quickly.
you'll have to actively smoke small amounts only a couple of times a week to keep it low.
if you smoke all-day every day you'll eventually get back to needing dabs to even feel anything.

the fuck is an L?
some new or regional terminology?

>tfw the 2 years I smoked I didnt get laid once
>had a chance with 2 different girls
>was too stoned to notice at the time
>was too shy (from being stoned) to do much about it at the time
fucking wish I could go back in time and punch my past self in the kneecaps.

yeah. i love being in social situations like in a pub, at a party, talking to friends or hanging with guildies in an online game.
but one of my friends gets super quiet when he's high and gets panicky if there's too many strangers around.

I been hit in the knees aim higher

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hello fellow faggots

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I justed blazed up on some OG Kush. Now I’m high as a kite!

it’s edgy code for a blunt

welcome to the meeting ya cunt

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are all present and counting forward?

youtube.com/watch?v=9N4Nd0Ct5yU&t=1s

This is some good atmospheric shit to smoke to and just sit back and relax.

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