You guys on Yea Forums are my best friends. Thanks for being there for me

It's what friends are for yo.

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yikes

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Even with friends, this place keeps a person going/sane. Keep your head up fwend

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Well, I do have one friend... But usually I never meet people. I went 5 years alone before I met my one friend. But you guys have always been here for me.

I say this completely seriously, no homo
>I love you user

...

What makes you think we’re your friends

Why do you lie to him

Yikes

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oof

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kisses

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I am Jesus, I love the down trotted, because, I been there ya know

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We are your best firends because you are fundamentally wrong for being the person you are.
If you changed who you are for the better, you would have ACTUAL relationships.

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you forget "please" hands

drop dead retard. no one here is your friend. i hope your kill yourself when you realize you have no friends at all

np user

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thanks edgelord

I feel sorry for you

no... I'm just shy and I don't go outside much

^

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i'm the only one that speaks the truth, don't feel sorry for me. i won't be crawling up into a cryball because muh fee fees hurt.

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thanks for the replies guys, means a lot

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i love you

you mean alot

Are you seriously implying that you would much rather have US than an actual human being?

I'm not implying that. I like real human beings more, but you guys are all I got. (except I have one friend that I met three weeks ago)

Dudes hanging out IRL is gay
I have 1 friend and he lives 1000 miles away
We hang out once a year, and even that is too much gayness

drop dead faggot

no he doesn't. you won't be thinking of "him" 15 minutes from now. so don't lie moron

everyone matters cuck just cause you hate everyone cause you can stand yourself doesn't mean we all feel that way, poopy head

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gotta stay positive

or I guess actually it isn't you cant stand your self you might just have shitty people around you my b I sounded like a pp head

Staying positive won't get us anywhere
We gotta be realistic.
This is sad. And you trying to make it feel not sad is wrong. He deserves better than this. He deserves better than us. So tell him to fuck off and make of his life better than this shit.

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we love you fren, never give up on yourself

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^

shove a knife into your brainstem
> Staying positive won't get us anywhere
We gotta be realistic
exactly what i was going to say

thanks user

you're not welcome. die in a fire tonight pathetic loser

actually made me kek

Always got your back fren.

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you're welcome you fucking nigger

ignore these lizard brains, fren, keep improving your life and be the best you can be

> no clue who he is
> can't have the back of an user that you'll never meet
> a bunch of worthless words is all you're worth aka NOTHING

I think this is the final level. Having so low self-confidence that you misunderstand some people replying to your „Sauce?“ posts as friendship, and then going onto that platform because you do not have anyone else to say „I really luv you man“.

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oof kinda got me there

>thinks listening to someone and providing encouragement doesn't mean having their back.
Imagine being this socially inept.

>implying Yea Forums's only purpose is to get the source for your daily wank material

Sure, no one makes real friends here. But if it help's an user's mental state by pretending that's the case, then just let it be mate

yes finally you get it right. if this user posts here again in the future about his lack of "frens" and is going to get kicked out of his apartment unless someone can give him $100 to help pay his rent, what you are going to do besides type "hurr o's gots yo back frennn", while you're sipping a starbucks latte and watching netflix? which is worth nothing at all and a sure indicator you don't have his back at all

you right

OP here, why you so butthurt? He is being nice to me.

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Love you too, user, you fucking faggot

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bruh, i'm in the same boat as you my friend. Not a competition of retardation but i'm so shy i can't even talk over the mic when playing vidya. $700 pc and people call me poor because they think i can't afford a mic...

So if you had more confident, you would brag about your pc to them via mic instead of via chat?

We’ll die one day, friend. Take comfort in that.

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that's deep (not op)

oof

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So you're saying you don't have any str8 frens?