Celeb Thread

Celeb Thread
But Doctor, I Am Pagliacci Edition

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youtu.be/eTLTXDHrgtw
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=-u08GXzjJrM
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Does lil mbb want my cock?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=14PgWitIbSk

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I understood that reference.

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I read that as 'DC lip for all' lol
gotta say I like that one better tho

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this is why we can't have
nice
things
dar
ling
because you break them
I had to take them
away

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Since we're all friends here, I'm not going to lie to you. I still play this song all the time.

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youtube.com/watch?v=5qKP32GYiks

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youtube.com/watch?v=1zNG63rf9LQ

/comfy/

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I wish they just got banned from living

Is it good enough?
My name is Duke Zuur.
AKA: thenumeralzero
AKA: Thenumeralzero Binary
youtu.be/eTLTXDHrgtw

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quite the sloot

Is it good enough?
youtu.be/eTLTXDHrgtw

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me on the left

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Hi...

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>you on the left

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the best :3

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put on a happy face

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the feels

Is it good enough?
youtu.be/25Ewd_fpETI

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prolly gonna be my last thread for tonight unless something compels me otherwise
been fun :3

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a lot of fun as always dearest qt :3

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I'll give you 35 canadian cents

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so does Lizzy :3

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>Liverpool!

When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high
And don’t be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm, there’s a golden sky
And the sweet, silver song of a lark

Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain
Though your dreams be tossed and blown

Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you’ll never walk alone
You’ll never walk alone

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whats that in real people money?

always

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reeeeeeeee

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Like a quarter

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My m-mistress Victoria i-i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-w-woman a-and I-I-I c-can't t-t-tell y-y-you how h-happy I a-a-am to h-h-have her...

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ye it gud

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-u08GXzjJrM

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This vid is comfy. I'm jelly af

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would u eat chloes behind??

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A quarter of what? One of the Queen's pound coins?
Speak English man.

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hello fellow anons. did everyone enjoy the game tonight?

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god no

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(◜ ௰ ◝)/

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Smoking is bad

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fun tho

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Howay that'd be twenty pence me luvver innit

Did I do you proud papa?

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dat pit meat owo

I'm starting to feel like today was a bad day to have no interest in football, tbph. I heard the result, obviously, but it means nothing to me.

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kinky

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'Wise-Latina' , at least say something funny

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Were the pasties REALLY necessary Em? Are you really gonna go to that just to deny us a glimpse? ; n ; Time to seppuku.

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Very fun :p

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M-M-Most men c-c-can only dream o-o-of having a woman l-like this...

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No u

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I'm not sure what language that is meant to be kek

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I actually am very jealous of you tbh, I wish I had no care for it tbh, too emotionally taxing

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should have probably said "game night" since the game itself was a little meh
3rd worst possible day, world cup and euro finals taking first and second place respectively

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mega qt

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I was walking on the sidewalk because it is more comfortable to walk in the crowd.

Basically, I was telling big-mouth to shit the efff up. My name is not big mouth. My name is Duke Zuur.


Yeah, go ahead, go play Stairway To Heaven backwards.

road*

Stop it you ...

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shut*

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bow before queen Vanessa
the cucks may only watch
as the queen goes through
in every way the things that
queens are supposed to do

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Big agree
Where do you hail from?

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awww this melts my heart

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>reeeeeeeee
Cool story, bro


>Walk on, walk on
>With hope in your heart
>And you’ll never walk alone
>You’ll never walk alone

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My G!!!!
What's up?

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sto
KHB
sto comrade
fut patrul

both me lol
I'm a Bong but THAT is not bong-speak

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Yo if y'all gonna be posting vids of children being molested I can't be here, I'm a two striker.

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Just teasing. Force of habit, you know. Enjoying your evening?

The world cup isn't so bad, tho. At least there's no ambiguity about what team I'm supposed to be rooting for. And shouting "IT'S COMING HOME" at absolute strangers never ceases to be fun.

I think it's a mashup of all of the British slang he's ever heard. At least they're trying, bless them.

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Here is a poster.

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Stroking so good to her legs and feet... Fuck, it feels amazing...

was v bad for a neutral and I am very unhappy Henderson lifted the trophy. happy for Milner tho and glad Sissoko was awful

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I want to push VJ off the edge of that chair

ah what the hella fuck
lifting cucks and dropping them
unto the floor is an exercise
that the queen must daily do
as she laughs as she gayes
as she makes fun of them
and works her queeness body

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Guess who's back?
You lucky people!

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jesus christ what am i watching

sauce

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Ohhhh, fuck, my cock wasnt ready for Riri, but I’m jerking so hard now

Vagina: Land of The Webms

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howay is geordie shit
me luver is bristolian
innit is chav

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Mmm, please give me her feet to cum hard to

STILL WOULD

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>geordie shit
eeeeeeeexcuse moi

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speaking of bongs
see the new stuff my guy?

I wish they wouldn't

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welcome back you crazy bastard

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You’re gonna make me cum hard to her... I bet you’d like that...

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Fuck, I’m goving my cock such a hard beating...

oh lilly ..............

Mmmm, mmmm.

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HEAVY YOUNG TITS

something funny?

"orâlè peñal"

funny enough?

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you root for the team you picked the most while playing fifa/proevo on your console as a kid, duh!
i really didn't pay a lot of attention this yearon CL but liverpool has always been a team i like, so i am happy with the result
i want to push you into my arms and hold you tight and tell you things will get better

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Couldn't hurt.

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The pre on my cock sounds so lewd, it’s making me edge, just especially for those slutty feet

Goving? Michael Gove?

Oh, come on. Show a *little* tolerance. They're still learning.

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her stuff just gets better

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Good to see you user.
To answer your question: of course I have! I've already lost millions of potential children to the new stuff, too.

I like to think it's part of my charm. How's it going you absolute mad lad?

Indifferent, really.

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TayTay shoudl spend her 4th July wearing flag swimsuits with her sexy model friends, getting all soapy together, and getting fucked together by BBCs

H E A V Y
kek soz

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Yeah, Duke Zuur is hilarious.

Listen-hear, lil' lady...
A fly, A fly, Went in, ´My eye
Be Nice To Canada

Signed,
duke zuur

youtu.be/eTLTXDHrgtw
>>^hęár^

m.youtube.com/watch?v=uMqHcqnq3pE

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Well, I’ll tell you one thing: my cock’s edging for her, fucking hard too

Doubting between Emma or slutty Riri’s ass to cum, so close though

I don't want her to get older, I want her to stay the same age forever, ; u ;

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My night is going fairly well, thanks. A little hectic though. I hope you're enjoying yours

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this thred went 0 to 100 pretty quick

kek you work fast

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Gonna shoot a huge load for you...

I want to push VJ off the red carpet and into that KIISFM background

oh just jacking to gal and riri, so same old same old

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youtube.com/watch?v=1s0D2mQQ_VQ

Good hectic, or bad hectic? Are you being a productive little cutie, or are you stressing?

Maybe she'll age gracefully. Never lose hope.

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Got pics of those slutty ginger feet too?

People love and respect you

It's funny because it's sarcasm

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CHEAVY DUNG MITS

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I think i’m Gonna shoot a huge load for Riri and you, especially this pic... Thanks user...

Don't hurt yourself.

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The world needs a sexy Kiki more than ever!

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>0 - 100 pretty fast
What can I say? I'm a proven draw.
>work fast
Impressed?

Is there anything better though, really?

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My man.

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I won’t... Now stroking hard to cum to those feet... I’m so thankful for the pics...

Good For You Sistas

Check-it
Double-deck it

youtu.be/Jpu0JZxDz-w

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getting to fuck either of them probably

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Whelp, my mood's starting to turn, that means it's time to bounce. PEACE.

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Wet...something,something

No habla, but please use that free ticked back home to Mexico honey

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Remember F.A.S.T. if you think you're having a stroke.

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Nıce mustacıo, pıstacıo.

Pıkachú return

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To be expected tbh, she's been spoiling us again
I'm still waiting on this year's carnival thing. If she cancels I'm gonna FLIP MY SHIT

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Walk oooon. Walk oooooooonnn

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STROKE!

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That's appreciated. See you, yeah?

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the things i would do just to lick her little sanitary pads

Debatable.

She won't cancel. I told her she has to go or suffer the wrath of /celeb/

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Dude, İ got so much rıght on my S.A.T.s that İ broke Englısh.

Productive. No stress tonight, thankfully :3

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I want her cute toes in my mouth so bad, it isn't fair

I should... pump my thick sticky cock?

Stomp the yard

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God, I need to smell those shoes

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I'm proud of you.

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>the tasteful thickness of it

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Black this cutie

Ok that's lewd
Cutting off a finger?
We've won it 6 times

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What a cum target!

if she cancel's we riot, last carnival beat myself dry to her
probably asking a bit much

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See
Good. That's fine, then. Can't have you stressing, can we?

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Both dream girls

>GG
No re.

>tasteful
TASTY

I'm sure we could convince them that they're luck they get to spend a night with US.

Maybe.

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Who should I cum to?

Good man.

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hell yeah, ana is amazing too

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It's a good job you're here to catch all the autistic references I make isn't it

Y U M

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lewdie

how are you tonight my fren?

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You know she wants those loads! SHe's wearing the dress so she can proudly show htem off as she walks around the party

I'm sure they are dying to spend the night with some white bois/goys

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Mo Salah, Mo Salah, Mo Salah
Running down the wiiiing
Salah lalala
The eqyption king!

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"Celeb" Thread

[İ got so much rıght on my S.A.T.s that İ broke Englısh.]

Part two.

(("Part Deux"))

Pt. 2 Edition, Edition.

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Is this good enough?
youtu.be/eTLTXDHrgtw

LEVEE MUNG BITS

>thread almost over
well I guess ONE more wouldn't hurt

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...

yes

anything

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