Guys can you give me advise on how to get back at some mother FUCKER that is stealing my packages? I don't have the money for anything ridiculous or elaborate like that NASA engineers stunt with the glitter, but I want to do something that will scare the shit out of them or make them think twice about stealing packages.
I'm willing to spend a good $30-$50 setting up a trap to get back at this piece of shit. I simply can't allow this to go unpunished.
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Stop utilizing a retarded system that leaves expensive shit just at your front door for hours.
Get a bat and wait
Put a dead animal and some sex toys in the box.
do you have his phone number? if so, go to a starbucks and get in wifi. Go to the website of every new car and used car dealer within 100 miles and email them saying you need a car this week and give them the poor fucker's phone number. He will live in hell for months.
Print out a shit tone of that weird 3d lolicon and then call the local police and say that its photoshopped to fake.
Okay, and whats the alternative on a weekend? I live in an apartment. Usually large packages are dropped off at the leasing office, but today is saturday and they're closed.
the packages were delivered at 2:30pm and I got home from work at 2:55pm, whoever stole the packages had to have been tracking the delivery driver because they had time to steal the packages tear them open, remove the contents and dump the empty boxes out back in the garbage bin.
The worst part is the items weren't even for me. They were a birthday present, a pair of shoes and a hat for my cousin that I had planned on giving to him on monday, so now thats gone up in smoke.
Spend that money on a PO Box, retard.
box full of anthrax or mustard gas
The mall?
Do you own a cat?
Clean the clumps and shit out in an Amazon box then once it's nice and full, reseal it, leave it on your doorstep, then wait for it to disappear
Just a tip, make sure to black out your personal information on the shipping label so they don't come back for payback.
The thing is, now this sets a precedent. Now I have to assume my shit is gonna get stolen every time I order and item from amazon. I have a pair of Bose headphones arriving on sunday (thanks to Amazon Prime) I have the entire day off and i'm just gonna let the box fuckin' sit at my doorstep. I WANT that fucker to come try to steal that package I'm gonna be ready for him.
no idea who it is.It could be my next door neighbor or it could have been some random person that drove by scouting for something to steal and happened to see the packages at my door step.
Fill the box full of wasps
>Get a cheap camera
>place it next to the spot where they drop off the packages
>dont hook ot up, just for show
He will see the camera and run thinking your smart and actually could afford a surveillance system
In California you can't sign up for a PO box if you live in an apartment. You have to have a home address.
>Put a dead animal and some sex toys in the box.
This!
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Take a big fat shit in a box and include the toilet paper
People who steal packages usually don't live in your neighborhood and they are almost never your neighbor. These are people who come in from out of town because nobody is going to recognize them or their car if the happen to be caught on camera.
You know this is not a bad idea...but I was thinking...perhaps I could use a live animal. There is a hiking trail near me that has become really dangerous because rattle snakes are breeding like crazy. I'm wondering if its worth the effort to try to catch one of those snakes ALIVE seal it in a box with a couple of air holes and use that as a bait box.
Hur dur cant figure out how to lie at the post office to get what I want. Get a camera then fuck tard. Ask your friend for an address then give that at the post office or get them to open one for you not rocket science
Shake the box as well
put your trash in a big box. the biggest you can find. leave that shit outside and have an extra garbage day.
all my friends live in apartments too and I hate my parents so I don't want to ask them for favors.
guy would probably see the air holes
also use an old amazon box, maybe open it from the bottom so they dont know its been open before
Where I'm at, it's mostly meth heads on bikes. Seriously, they've been upgrading to those pull behind little trailer things lately. You'd think we have a town full of cut athletes riding around on their bicycles. Nope. It's meth! Yay.
Put shit into a heavy ziploc bag. Seal it with tape all the way around. Put bag in a box. Put some decent glue on to of the bag and seal the box. Turn box upside down and leave in the hot sun for a day or two. Place it where you know they'll steal it. It should have some nice fermentation and when they too the box own they tear the bag.
>California
Yikes, dude. You have bigger problems than niggers stealing your dragon dildos.
Buy a gun and wait for the nigger to show up. I think you know the rest.
actually also, people ship snakes with no air holes so that should be fine
>tries to catch rattlesnack like tard
>gets bit trying to put it in box
>fucking dies trying to kill package theif
Full retard going on here?
theyll end up throwing it at you. best just kill them
Move out of California you dumb nigger
I'm juggling with that as a possibility becasue I have a friend that works for Fish and Game and he has a really long 30' pole used for snaring and grabbing poisonous snakes.
Buy shotgun blanks and leave a fake package and have it set off when they pick it up
oh fuck yeah then dude do it, if he's keen to help that would make it easy
Capture a badger and starve/prod at it for a few days prior to mailing it.
Yeah and someone to know what you did too. OP will get in deep shit if this faggot dies from him using a rattlesnake as a trap.
Get Amazon prime, use the 2 day shipping to schedule orders for when you Kno you will he home. As far q trap goes, nail bombs are really easy to make. Just find a way to set it off when the box is open.
dude amazon locker. where do you live??
>needs air holes
fuck that shit, the packages are being stolen within an hour, and at worst a single corner smashed in with small 'break' would keep the thing alive for a few days.
lol yep I have prime and I did that. The package was marked as delivered at 2:30 and I got home 20 minutes later and it was already gone.
Would I? The fucker would have never died if he wasn't stealing peoples shit.
Amazon Lockers.
Just drop a few brown recluse spiders in the box with some random item. Those fuckers could be anywhere, so it's hard to prove. It most likely won't kill him, but it sure the hell will fuck his ass up.
You see, you weren't home. Schedule it for when you know that you will be there to answer the door moron. Fuck it I'm tracing your IP so I can steal your custom XL butt plugs
Buy a fuckload of termites, bed bugs, and any other annoying/destructive bug you can think of from the internet and put them in a box that’s rigged to eject them as soon as the lid is opened beyond a certain point. Shouldn’t be too hard with springs or rubber bands
Also rub the box with poison ivy if possible lol
>Would I? The fucker would have never died if he wasn't stealing peoples shit.
True --after all, he was the one taking the risk by opening the mystery box that wasn't his or on his property.
That's actually not a bad idea, you need plausible deniability.
Blame it on your ex girlfriend trying to get you bit by rattlesnakes.
Tell police you're just glad you didn't open it and that dumb fucks shouldn't steal mail.
Well I would have been home at that time, but I went to get gas.
law doesn't give a shit about your feelings.
They will look into the ex girlfriend and not find shit though. Just deny you knew shit about it but then there's the fact people around him probably know he has a package theif. He has a motive.
Don't leave then faggot. Wait for shit to get their then leave. God I hope your sperg ass gets raped
Potato
Send an item with a GPS tracking device hidden in it. Go to his house at night, sneak inside, take his car keys, go out to the attached garage, leave the entrance door to the house open and the garage door shut. Start the car, sneak back out and go home. Natural selection will run its course.
Or you know. Just report him to the cops with the address. Wait until you buy something expensive so the charge is higher.
Buy a simple glitterbomb rig, fill it with lye.
I didn't leave anywhere I was at work all day coming home. Gas was cheap as hell for some reason and I knew that if I skipped on filling up it would jump up an additional 5 cents by tomorrow.
They didn't take the boxes home with them. They opened the boxes took the shoes and the hat and threw the boxes away in the apartment complex garbage bin. I can walk outside right now and get the boxes, but they're empty.
Yeah, it would be worth the see him get slapped with a felony theft charge.
don't hide the GPS tracker in the box silly. You hide it in the item you ship to yourself.
.....interesting.....
I'm gonna research this.
Nigger-slicing lasers.
burner phone with gps, call the cops
Compressed containers with pigs blood. Explode when picked up.
How about you spend litteraly a few bucks a month and get a PO box
checked
put a bomb in one
they wont ever do it again
Fill box with copier powder and a spring that will spread it out violently when the box is opened.
Poop-filled amazon boxes on the doorstep is a good start.
This has already been addressed. In california your primary address has to be a home address in order have a PO box. I live in an apartment.
i'm not an engineer so thats not really something I can concoct.
>Put a dead animal and some sex toys in the box.
This. Put a dragon dildo in there. That'll show him!
>Put a dead animal and some sex toys in the box.
What do you think OP ordered to begin with?
what about something at a ups store
God speed user, fuck that pos up
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i'll keep you updated. I'm just kinda mentally drained at the moment. I had a ton of shit planned for later this evening but now I just feel like going to bed.
This, cover a paper wasp next quickly with a box. Slide a knife along to cut it off the wall/eve, seal it up and leave it out. Unreal idea.
when the user initially made that post a made a lap around the park near me looking for a wasps nest but couldn't find one.
I've been jotting down the ideas in this thread and i'll probably attempt a few of them within the coming weeks.
Regardless I HAVE to do something. I can't let them get away with this or think there are no repercussions to stealing peoples shit. If I don't, they'll keep on stealing packages, and its not just MY shit they're stealing its probably everyone in the neighborhood and then some. So this revenge isn't just for me its for everyone who has ever had something stolen off of their door step.
TBH This isn't even about me anymore.
I had a bloated opossum carcass under my crawl space last week. I would have gladly sent it to you.
It’s called a pitbull
So you went to get gas to come home?
For fuck's sake...
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Box of wasps is awesome. But these won't get you sued:
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I was thinking of doing something with poison ivy but the parks and hiking trails around here are taken care of pretty well so dangerous plants are readily trimmed back.
I stopped to get gas on my way home from work
>the parks and hiking trails
So go into the woods you pleb. Seriously. At this point you're just whining because anything that will actually improve your situation is 'too hard'. Grow a fucking pair and do what it takes to protect what's yours.
>get an old amazon box
>shit into it
>write a note that says "every prize is a mystery prize" or "designated shitting box"
>properly air tight seal it
>leave it on your door
Repeat this every time the box is taken and I'm sure your thief will stop.
Stop ordering online and support your local businesses.
>Well I would have been home at that time, but I went to get gas.
You fucking retard, you deserve to get your shit stolen.
>Stop ordering online and support your local businesses.
Also this.
>I would have gladly sent it to you.
It would have gotten stolen right away. Wait...
Just get a motion-activated screecher for your porch, turn it on on days you're expecting, and include in the delivery instructions that it's there so the carrier doesn't freak out.
Shit in the box
gasoline and draino is what i would do. That is, if i had the money to order from amazon in the first place.
>lol poop
Thieves aren't afraid of poop. All that's going to get OP is a shit-smeared front door.
Y'all are 12. OP needs to just kick the guy's ass like a real man.
I gotta catch him in the act first. I don't even know what he (or she) looks like.
Shoot yourself in the face on your doorstep as soon as the package arrives. That'll show 'em.
you mean the people who mark shit up 300% higher than amazon? AND I pay sales tax for it?
well he has to catch him first. AND not to mention that is not what OP is doing. So OP is not a billy badass.
Simple - anthrax bomb
Easy get a gun and wave it around,If this is to expensive then get a airsoft gun and if there’s a orange tip saw it off or just get it off
Fill the box with your own feces.
If the thief is showing up within a 20 minute window of the package arriving and OP already knows this because he has tracking and notifications, then the only thing stopping OP from putting an end to it is OP.
Pull string igniter attached to a Saturn missile battery
A pair of loafers and a fedora are not a good birthday present you fag.
All you have to do is put down the need to sign for a package....BOOM MISSION FUCKING ACCOMPLISHED
Lol for real. This state is a fucking shithole
Too easy. Remember, this tard thinks he can't get a PO box because he doesn't live in a house. Truly Californian failure.
Good thing is I was vaccinated for anthrax so this is perfect
He deserves to get shit stolen. Mc mastercuck in the house