Well...

Well, about 3 months ago I told you faggots I was in line to get about 70 million dollars from the Pepsi merchandiser who sodomized me with a Coca-Cola ™ 2L bottle. After a series of lawyer shit.. It's settled. I am one of the wealthiest posters on Yea Forums. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right? Get quads and receive $20,000.

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He put a bottle in your ass? wtf

Send ripple

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Pppff yea right

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Shore

Imagine being this close

Rollerino

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Roller derby

rolling & scratching

These fucking descriptions get better every time

Hey OP, pics and timestamp of you sliding down a coke 2L and I'll give you 20,000$

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rent money woot

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Here my man, chitown

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rolling niggers

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Rollaroonie

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>sodomized me with a Coca-Cola ™ 2L bottle
Isn't this normal everyday behavior for you faggots?

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Why writing "roll" ( i'm kinda new)

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gay

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Fake n gay, roll

My grandmother has died today so I'd appreciate getting the quads

Sup

rolln

Yet here you are rolling.

Dab it up

Need gibs, roll

gimme moneeeeeeeeeeee

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fuck

No timestamp? Larp harder.

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Doubt but rolling anyway

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Send me some ripple :)

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You accidentally the whole bottle?

doubt it but

Dis Sae0617

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Quads

How do you get a whole bottle in there?

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Quads

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hmmmm

Top kek user thanks

Off by two

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numbers will be >801186666

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Arizona Green Tea bby

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Lets get this quad

Quads

i like boobies

Oof

Hope your ass is okay. Prayers for your rectum.

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Ouch

Sounds fake but I need money. But I'm afraid to post PayPal.

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Quads get!!!

Check em

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I be rollin' 'n SHEEEEIIITTT

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rolling for the hell of it

number will be

>Well, about 3 months ago I started this copypasta with a post of about 70 million characters about various other pastas. After smearing it all over Yea Forums for the duration of those 3 months it's settled, I am one of the biggest faggots among you on Yea Forums. A lot of you are tired of the same shit going up day after day. But now it is settled and I am contributing to the cancer that Yea Forums has become and I just may post it again in a few hours. Get quads and receive $0, and that is a promise.
Or maybe post something original and actually random instead of unfunny derivative shit?

might as well

Quads get

Inb4 OP doesn't deliver.

Why not i could use it

fuck your 20k
buy every user a gold pass

you won't but I can dream

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FUCKING WITNESSED

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welp

Could use a nice house downpayment

holy shit
OP don't be a faggot and deliver!

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Holy shit!

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Holy shit nons, pay up $20 bucks op u cheap fuck

20K*
FTFY

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>as if this isnt a shipost and op actually has 20k to give or would if he did have
user..

It's funner to play along isn't it?

did it feel good tho?

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Fuckin roll

No. Playing along means faggots post more copypasta only threads because they know they will get bumped. Sage it and post something actually random instead.

>sees Yea Forums full of 70% porn
Ok bro

Skrt checking in

Why do we do this same thread every day?

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All it takes is enough interpid souls to post non-porn-non-copypasta threads to flood them out of the board. Not replying to them will only help that.

Every fucking day with this shit.

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Mate I need help, I fucked up big time and owe lots of money plz help por man out. I only beg of you for 400!!!!!!!!

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I said this 2 hours ago. GG OP is a faggot as usual.

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Roll because I'm retarded.

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Wait... I am the "merchandiser" and it was a Coke Can! Save the money to reconstruct your @$$

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Nigga

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Time to get all the porn

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sureeee

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Your post number boy-o

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Trips holy fuck so close man

Shameless post

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shit I was so fucking close

Well about 3 months ago I saw this same post.. nice bait faggot

fuck niggers fuck this threat fuck rich fags

Rolling. Rolling. Rolling. Rolling on the river

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Masturbation fabrication.

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Anyone that's worked in retail knows that's only about $500 folded in half. Probably your entire tax check because you can't do your taxes right.

Get a life noob.

ROLL!

ill bite

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seems legit .... imma rollin

in the odd chance this isnt bullshit roll

rollarino

Eh. Fuck it, roll.

This gets the retards bumping every single time...
>There is no way that this would be possible.

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5555

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>5555
I got it! WhatyMcWhatface

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>the Pepsi merchandiser who sodomized me with a Coca-Cola ™ 2L bottle

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This

Send me your LTC

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Rolling

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rolling!

If i get trips can you buy me earthbound?

ill bite but story if its not to fucked to tell?

need to pay student loans

im happy with 15k lol

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Roll plz

I also have 20k to give away. All I need to send it to you is your checking account and routing number...

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Kik: ultimatedewd420

Roll for a change in my life

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All these popping up around Yea Forums fucking sucks ass. Can you faggots actually fuck off and stop this shit.