Well, about 3 months ago I told you faggots I was in line to get about 70 million dollars from the Pepsi merchandiser who sodomized me with a Coca-Cola ™ 2L bottle. After a series of lawyer shit.. It's settled. I am one of the wealthiest posters on Yea Forums. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right? Get quads and receive $20,000.
Well...
He put a bottle in your ass? wtf
Send ripple
Pppff yea right
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Imagine being this close
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rolling & scratching
These fucking descriptions get better every time
Hey OP, pics and timestamp of you sliding down a coke 2L and I'll give you 20,000$
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rent money woot
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Here my man, chitown
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rolling niggers
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>sodomized me with a Coca-Cola ™ 2L bottle
Isn't this normal everyday behavior for you faggots?
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Why writing "roll" ( i'm kinda new)
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Fake n gay, roll
My grandmother has died today so I'd appreciate getting the quads
Sup
rolln
Yet here you are rolling.
Dab it up
Need gibs, roll
gimme moneeeeeeeeeeee
fuck
No timestamp? Larp harder.
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Doubt but rolling anyway
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Send me some ripple :)
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You accidentally the whole bottle?
doubt it but
Dis Sae0617
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How do you get a whole bottle in there?
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hmmmm
Top kek user thanks
Off by two
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numbers will be >801186666
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Arizona Green Tea bby
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Lets get this quad
Quads
i like boobies
Oof
Hope your ass is okay. Prayers for your rectum.
Ouch
Sounds fake but I need money. But I'm afraid to post PayPal.
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I be rollin' 'n SHEEEEIIITTT
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rolling for the hell of it
number will be
>Well, about 3 months ago I started this copypasta with a post of about 70 million characters about various other pastas. After smearing it all over Yea Forums for the duration of those 3 months it's settled, I am one of the biggest faggots among you on Yea Forums. A lot of you are tired of the same shit going up day after day. But now it is settled and I am contributing to the cancer that Yea Forums has become and I just may post it again in a few hours. Get quads and receive $0, and that is a promise.
Or maybe post something original and actually random instead of unfunny derivative shit?
might as well
Quads get
Inb4 OP doesn't deliver.
Why not i could use it
fuck your 20k
buy every user a gold pass
you won't but I can dream
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FUCKING WITNESSED
welp
Could use a nice house downpayment
holy shit
OP don't be a faggot and deliver!
Holy shit!
Holy shit nons, pay up $20 bucks op u cheap fuck
20K*
FTFY
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>as if this isnt a shipost and op actually has 20k to give or would if he did have
user..
It's funner to play along isn't it?
did it feel good tho?
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No. Playing along means faggots post more copypasta only threads because they know they will get bumped. Sage it and post something actually random instead.
>sees Yea Forums full of 70% porn
Ok bro
Skrt checking in
Why do we do this same thread every day?
All it takes is enough interpid souls to post non-porn-non-copypasta threads to flood them out of the board. Not replying to them will only help that.
Every fucking day with this shit.
Mate I need help, I fucked up big time and owe lots of money plz help por man out. I only beg of you for 400!!!!!!!!
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I said this 2 hours ago. GG OP is a faggot as usual.
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Roll because I'm retarded.
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Wait... I am the "merchandiser" and it was a Coke Can! Save the money to reconstruct your @$$
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Nigga
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Time to get all the porn
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sureeee
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Your post number boy-o
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Trips holy fuck so close man
Shameless post
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shit I was so fucking close
Well about 3 months ago I saw this same post.. nice bait faggot
fuck niggers fuck this threat fuck rich fags
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Masturbation fabrication.
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Anyone that's worked in retail knows that's only about $500 folded in half. Probably your entire tax check because you can't do your taxes right.
Get a life noob.
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seems legit .... imma rollin
in the odd chance this isnt bullshit roll
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Eh. Fuck it, roll.
This gets the retards bumping every single time...
>There is no way that this would be possible.
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I got it! WhatyMcWhatface
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>the Pepsi merchandiser who sodomized me with a Coca-Cola ™ 2L bottle
This
Send me your LTC
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If i get trips can you buy me earthbound?
ill bite but story if its not to fucked to tell?
need to pay student loans
im happy with 15k lol
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I also have 20k to give away. All I need to send it to you is your checking account and routing number...
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Kik: ultimatedewd420
Roll for a change in my life
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All these popping up around Yea Forums fucking sucks ass. Can you faggots actually fuck off and stop this shit.