Rekt

Rekt

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It's painful to know humans can be that stupid.

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is that a motherfucking rat?

Yes

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Holy fuck that's a huge rat.

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jesus fucking christ that's nightmare fuel

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Kek

Fuck yeah, it's about time our peace officers stand up for theirselves against these millenials.

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p-p-police are heroes hurrr

Wow, pretty impressive tbh

Old but priceless

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It's fake Bruce Branit of BranitFX and Lucamax Pictures Made it

Fuck you, nature

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That's worse than the Wrath of Khan worms

Fire furr burnt fluff

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Fire furr burnt fluff #2 #Y

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Black cream

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Bomb squad gook edition

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play with giant snakes is dangerous

Why'd it stop so damn soon

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No idea fuckers shouldnt have lifted it up so high

miracle, they are not chinks

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dat filename

There is a special place in hell for people who do this. For real, I hope they get aids, cancer and ebola

OP

At least no babies will come off that. I fucking hate those rat dogs.

Hell ain't real friend

>guy passes out from dicky snake
>helper dudes throw him around like a rag doll

What the FUCK were they thinking? You don't throw unconscious people around!

Kekkeroony

They CAN get big.

For that burning cat, Hell was pretty real

>flaming cat
>irresponsibly starts other fires in its rampage

I hope the authorities bring him in on arson charges.

How do these animals live so long after ignition? I'd last 2 seconds.

Muskrat

No, it's a beaver.

No, what is so awful about burning is you don't die immediately. Losing skin takes a long time to kill you.

Did they literally pick him up by his fucking head and carry him off stage? Jesus if the snake didn’t kill him that sure did.

The snake must have applied extreme force very quickly in order to drop him that fast. We’re talking complete blood flow occlusion to the entirety of the brain. Either that or it snapped his vertebrae and cause spinal damage which could be signified by the spasms.

nice dubs. it's a muskrat

never actually watched the whole vid but christ almighty thats fucked

The video is great. I doubt any other faggot is gonna make a better one any time soon. God gave him a muslim woman he could headshot then run over with his care. She dropped right in front of his car!
Devine intervention.

Do they have this for xbox?

LOL Where the fuck were they going with him? Give the dude cpr or something.

That makes me feel so much better

are you not supposed to?
asking for a friend

Misegenating little monster needs putting down.

Hope for humanity now lost

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You think you sound smart, but you sound like an idiot.
Children play a game that makes you pass out like that.
Tiny weak children, and it takes seconds

is that emily bloom?

oh no a dying animal. what about the humans

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A classic, first heard about this shit on SleepyCabin.

You can seel the skin from that Muskrat for $40 to $60, what a waste, that's a crapton of beer wasted right there.

Love

is there any more?

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He identifies with cats.

That poor cat! LMFAO

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damn, talk about a bad first date

Dude literally squeezed its guts out!

the height has nothing to do with it. that was really weird. it looked like the lift points were in the right place and that one of the arms actually just broke. crazy.

Fresh nuggets.

Maidan Square in Kiev, Ukraine.

Happy meal
>to go

the cat is fucked to death by the dog, in the full video, the dog's knot dick gets stuck inside the cat, and the cat's dragged around until it dies.
not so funny now.

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Oh ya? Where at?

anywhere close to water stupid

Thought the same, really looks like her.

last one was like well better kill my self lol

Cool

I've posted most of these, you retards can post or leave.

No problem with smokin weed but damn that's not right

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This is the most beautiful rek I've ever seen

>no problem with hard drugs
>oh but you can't do them until you're at least 28!

your moral compass works SOME of the time then?

I know that intersection, it's in Albuquerque. What the fuck.

Hey what's up, Sam Hyde how you doin?

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know what dude needs? more neck injury

Poor lad tried to get up from having it's head blown off. Oh well, there's a whole flock of them right next to him and it isn't like Mallards are endangered anyway.

That's the easy way to field dress a rabbit good sir. You can skin it or burn the hair off and it's good to eat

Lol who said anything about 28? Imagine justifying making your 12 year old daughter do drugs in front of your infant child

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Ok Yea Forums can you explain to me one thing ? I am lurking for few years, but I never quite understood why people constantly create these rekt/gore threads. What is so fascinating for them to see shit like that ? I talked with some people that are educated and pretty much intelligent and they still watch that shit. Is it some kind of fetish ? It always puzzled me.

that boi ded

>Raticate use your bite attacked now.

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murder all cops, bring back cowboys
>we had a crime problem
>we brought cops in
>now we have a cop problem

It's because you like pp in your but whole

Of all the things on Yea Forums you wonder why people like watching other people get fucked up

Am I the only one that thought he was gonna do that ribbon dance shit like will farrel did in old school?

>hard drugs

Dare was a failure.

Thats hot i hope they ate each other and the baby out

>is it a fetish hurr diddly durr

You need to stop posting.

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Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use Yea Forums). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

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Buddy. No one cares about your opinion. Now take your copypasta and go home

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Ahh yes, he's just autistic boys, pack it up.

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wat sactly is going on here

Well they are black so you know they have two of those already

Nerve gas attack in Syria

sawse?

dafuq?

Hey fishy give us a kiss, mwah

trust me bro

lol this is the internet bruh... of course i trust you

question for right wingers:
he hated muslim extremists right ?

dozens of people travelled from Europe and USA to fight ISIS in syria and iraq, several lost their lives or limbs in the fight against ISIS

But this guy, who executed 50 unarmed civilians, the youngest being a 3 year old girl, is put on a pedestal and is considered a hero?

this is why I fucking hate right wingers
You hate muslims but instead of having the balls to fight against the worst terror organization in the world face to face, you just execute unarmed innocent civilians, and THAT'S what the right celebrates.

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He is a good boy he dindu nuffin wrong

Especially since there's a real chance that the snek might have broken his neck and moving him will make things worse.
Yeah get the snek away, but then you leave him in place until the ambulance arrives. Maybe give him mouth to mouth if he's not breathing on his own.

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

What's the point of the blinking light?

reminds me of old mortal kombat when like 15 ribcages, 6 skulls and about 30 femurs used to flyout when you did a fatality

"I mean you guys could have done me a solid and at least sharpened the thing first."

funny how i feel more bad than the animals that die out in nature every day then these muslim fucks lol

graphics driver bug

It's actually a lack of oxygen that kills you. Inhaling the flames destroys your lungs, but you stay conscious until your oxygen reserves fail, which is up to three minutes or so.
Three minutes of intense, unimaginable agony.
Running around at max speed would actually decrease your suffering, since it would deplete your O2 and thus cause you to go unconscious sooner.

you'd last alot longer then that.
If you are indoors you can die faster by smoke inhalation, outdoors however, wether you are doused in gasoline or not, it may take several minutes

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So this is how to destroy a pussy

>not so funny now
Fuck off, nigger, I'm still laughing.

No, fuck you actually. Muslims are nothing but a blight upon this world. They are nothing but a scum and a menace. Maybe you don't care or realize this, but they harm and terrorize all who don't follow them. What about the innocent Buddhists in Thailand they bombed? BUDDHISTS, mind you! And of what of the ancient Egyptian statues they blow up, because they were "adult" No, people who wipe others and others history just because they don't agree with it, are nothing but a menace and scum. Actually fuck you, and any sand nigger supporter.

This man needs to be remembered as a hero for gis sacrifice.

His name is Brenton Tarrant.

A lot of electronic lights emit pulses of light in a frequency that is too fast for us to detect, so it looks like it's constant light. But a camera has a distinct framerate, and some frames capture the moments between light pulses, so it looks like a strobe.

What the actual FUCK Yea Forums?!?!?!?

This is the EXACT SAME FUCKING THREAD from at least two days ago except the fucking timestamps on the post read today... literally almost until the last couple of hours is just an entire thread from days ago!!!

What the fuck, is it THAT FUCKING DEAD IN HERE?

It's funny how it's taboo to blame Muslims when they commit terrorism but very few people go out to act on Muslims, and everyone's like OH NO, THERE'S NO ROOM IN THE WORLD FOR THIS HATE, TOLERANCE! LOL

Looks like 18:49 is one of the first actual posts from today and not the old thread.
What's going on in here?

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And thus, the first Amazon was born.

Jesus. Did they really not have anything on hand with which to put the poor bastard out of its misery?

It's common knowledge that you spasm when you go out like that. You've essentially been killed and are now having a death spasm. Return the blood flow and you come back. Most of the time.

Fear him

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good taste

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Who financed Al-Qaeda and began that bullshit? Who is responsible for the whole beginning of the conflicts in the middle east to begin with? Who says they are to come here because their religion is shit and they fuck everywhere they go?

If you want to be a soldier or a welfare queen you have to keep in mind there is always the possibility that you get killed.

Those innocent fucks can be radicalized as easily as any other muslim, Egypt and a huge load of african regions are prove to this.

Fuck you and your gay bullshit.

Hrmm, that's interesting

I assumed it was a strobe, used to fuck with the vision of anyone who tried to come at him. Pupil dilation and all that.

Almost-cephalad pig

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The conflict in the Middle East is very old. The current war is fallout from
WWI when the ottoman empire fell, and even that goes back to the era of the Holy Roman Empire.

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get out of your moms basement and get a job you stupid faggot.

That's what it's actually for, to disorient targets looking at the shooter. More than a few of the cheesy tac lights still do this. Modern good tac lights don't have this feature as it messes with the shooter as well.

Plenty of ideas like this become a rage for a while, even getting on SWAT teams and even to the military. But after some field time, if it is not beneficial or effective, it gets dropped. But the shit down at walmart will have it because folks who don't kick in doors on the regular still think it is tacticool.

Did he die

obviously too much beer

Anyone got any cops getting rekted?

better with sound

Why is he just standing there ?

Good initial posts, I'll save this non-faggoted thread.

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kek

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Thanks to gun control.

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That file name.

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brb, beer run...

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Were you this outraged because of the killing of far, far more people in Sri Lanka just like a month later?

I don't get the vibration of these guys

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Too bad they didn't have free 2-day shipping yet.

oh drop dead !

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Dozer taken care of!

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Found the sand nigger

Good dog.
Rats are faggots.

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Murican edumacation.

too old

I would like to see the landing/aftermath of this

"Give niggers technology" they said.
"They'll become like us" they said.

He stated that he did what he did because he feared ethnic replacement of his (white) people in their countries by muslims, so he attempted to start some sort of holy war where christians killed muslim "invaders" en-masse.

Really, just a ploy to take away the guns.

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hes unarmed

Who gives a fuck about humans?

no u

the dad have the balls in the chest

Even funnier actually

Will adopt.

Source

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Story

Were those people at the end trying to help him or kill him?

that shit made my own eyes water

give a toke to the baby now

Good man

mmm bet that slighty chub chick has a delicious snatch

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Blursed

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>keeps shooting
For what purpose?

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Ow my dick

Kek

And this is why you move away from your vehicle.

>India is the future
Totally you face shitters

Basal reality deficit.

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HOw can I get one of these?

>Roller coaster tycoon 2

Aw, he lost his hat

yeah
naw
I seen it and you're full of shit lol

That's not right

Never should have taught them how to make fire

Hit him with his own fucking leg. Kek.

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Where the fuck did he come from?

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That was a wild ride

My dumb ass thought this was real

What the fuck is this really yakuza shit

>he hated muslim extremists right ?
No.
He hated the mass immigration of brown people to white countries.
He was motivated by muslim extremists, and probably wouldn't have felt the need to resort to violence against their kind if they hadn't done so to his first, but he made it clear that ethnonationalism was his primary cause.

Read the manifesto, if your actually interested, and not just some morally posturing faggot.

Only pics left...

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Paralysis from fear

If you really knew how bad things really are...

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WTF is this?

Diversity is our Strength!

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Oh I know things suck. But do yakuzas really do this, or does this come from another country?

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[redacted]

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They're not bringing the best people, volk. They're bringing in rapists and drug dealers. Somebody's doing the raping...

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Got me good

Spider bites

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Yeah that shit sucks, farmer got me in the leg when I was kid for being on his land. Hurts like a mother fucker.

those are his balls you iliterate fuck

Hey man, nice shot

Have sex, or this could be you. Your children can take care of you in ways that you can't fathom with your current reasoning. This is the beauty of life... Fat chicks need love too! Fat men aren't at the bottom of the totem pole, that's for the darker.

No fucking excuse. I'm out.

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Thats the type of story nobody would believe if it wasn't recorded.

fuckin kek

Nah, Ive already accepted this as my fate.
It's fine

Go browse crazyshit.com for a while. Then come back and write a 3 page essay on what you have learned

Trips checked, fucking Sheogorath man...

Got me, fucking nigger.

Yo is that Quentin Reviews?

Sharpen your fuckng machete jesus that's savage

Mustbwatchwithaudio

You accepted defeat. You've been propagandized into what your enemy wishes. You can still change it.

Think about it... Even the lowest bottom of the barrel idiot nigger can have random kids with 'less than desireable' females, and somehow YOU can't? Bullshit. Absolute bullshit...

There are 2 distinctions that every single organism in this earth shares and they are to survive and to reproduce. This is basic reasoning. So, do you think that you are below nigger status? Has the media apratus psyopd you so fucking hard as to hate yourself and your people so hard that this will be the case? Or is this simple lazy fear in a time of decadence? You won't be happy until you can REALIZE the joy and PURPOSE that having kids can bring to you. This is literally #2 on the list of what it means to be any organism in our cosmos.

Fuck what they say. Groom yourself and knock up some fat chick. They don't want niggers, they want "superior" genetics, while not the best, it's at least something in their eyes, and you know it. You damn-well fucking know it.

Take executive control of your life. You CAN do it. Millions have done less with what you currently have.

It's the law of nature.

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Fucking disgusting

M night shamalam shit

not just white, also russian

Good ole isis

Life is a multi-faceted experience. Some good. Some bad. This is the reality of life.

Mongoloid brain only the fit and witty survive

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Lmao

Please be ironic
Please be ironic
Please he ironic

bullshit. they assume that they will have mercy and can't fathom someone could be 'that' bad, and so here you can see that it was a sham all along.

Don't fall for the trap, this is why /rekt/ is a thing. This type of thread is to make you stronger. Never falter, never slacken. Mercy is not the religion of the cosmos, death is.

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Monster?

Is that cold ice on their joints?? Intereting

Lemme find the shit ton of Gore I got from crazyshit. Gimme a minute

Thank you made my day :,)

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Fuck wait it's too big

Lonk: crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/63103-10-people-having-a-shittier-day-than-you-brutal-edition

That's fucking clever man

Damn, guess I'm a sociopath/psychopath now

Bitch fucking deserved it

Welcome to Yea Forums then

Well played, user, well played

wtf happened here?

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