Celeb Thread
Tell Me Your Secret Edition
Celeb Thread
Ayden Smith
Logan Moore
i like vicky
she is good
Christian Diaz
Can't tell if fireworks or gangwar outside
Noah Bennett
My secret is that I have no secrets, except the secrets that are so deeply secret that I think I've used this line before.
Benjamin Murphy
what kind of secret?
O.O
!!!!!!!
Connor Green
>>^agreed me too^
>>^both^
Dude, if I had Daisy, and Emma alone for like, thirty-eight hours, I am sure they will find me entertaining. I'm watsanon. Also thenumeralzero. Also, bored as hell. Also so good looking I'm hard to see. youtu.be
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Landon Parker
I got you bro, no worries ;)
Asher Wright
The government is oppressing its people
Gabriel Collins
the most norf bong to ever step foot in /celeb/, will take anyone on for that title
why not both?
I recognise this line tbf qt
Austin Hernandez
Thanks bro, I think it cuts out a little soon tho
Julian Sanders
^thıs^
Luke Nelson
fat
Juan Howard
you!!!
I need this :
Lincoln Cox
is she putting cheetos in her captn crunch with milk?
WHAT THE FUCK IS HER PROBLEM
Blake Bell
Heard you guys are havin a drink
Blake Powell
Adam Cox
That's the full vid, sorry I trolled you :|
gay
Austin Powell
bye
Daniel Wilson
something tells me if your secrets saw light of day they'd make the devil blush
wtf
is this real life?
actually people throwing fireworks at each other isn't all that uncommon around here
you may be onto something
ayyyyy
gimme a smile smilfu
Dylan Flores
I love this hoe
Eli Wilson
you got a claymore in your house? or did the government take that away from you?
Jaxon Perez
>the most norf bong
You say that like it's a good thing.
Patience is key.
Gavin Evans
>>^this^
~YOU'VE BEEN TROUNCED~
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Juan Smith
hey friend, join us
Christian Robinson
Maybe. Depends on which secrets, really. There's quite a fair selection to choose from.
Lucas Brown
This little hoe
Logan Carter
Julian Bennett
Dominic Jones
except when you are developing a weird rash or a burning sensation after having a little private time with the slut at your local pub ... then you should seek a medical professional immediately
Caleb Smith
Gavin Wilson
Jack Jenkins
Biggest smile I found, just for you
Don't mind the filename
Joinin'
Ethan Johnson
>no "red edition" to celebrate the win
you bring shame to your country >.
Dominic Lewis
Goodbye!
>mfw
Jace Turner
Ryder Campbell
You know the secret I'm talking about
I don't know it
But you do
You know I wouldn't have minded it if you hadn't pointed it out :/
Thomas Hughes
Jonathan Collins
Jaxson Wood
Jacob Wood
Just because we are both men and he stuffed me like a christmas roast doesn't mean we are gay! His cum tastes good, I won't stop eating it, and neither you or daddy can stop me!
Christopher Williams
I've seen those kinda videos qt, looking like harry potter irl
nothing like that, people prefer petrol bombs here
it's the best thing, very proud
Adam Stewart
Grayson Price
Oh, yeah, totally. If *that* one got out, there'd be hell to pay.
Lmao, true indeed.
Hudson Nelson
Kevin Barnes
Are you sure?
Caleb Williams
Is it weird I still post my ex-wife sometimes?
Ethan Thomas
Julian Martinez
Sorry :/
Should I change it? I'll change it
Cameron Torres
Xavier Reed
great :3
what whisky are you drinking tonight?
oh, fire is always great fun :>
I am still kinda sad we don't have the good old Handflammpatrone anymore :(
Charles Hall
My m-mistress Victoria i-i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-w-woman a-and I-I-I h-h-have her...
Jason Rodriguez
No it's nice.
Nathaniel Gray
Yeah but instead of a shitty little scar on your forehead you get a cool full-face burn. Way cooler
Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. Not even myself.
Damnit Will you need to move on
Dylan Hill
hottest celeb
Liam Brooks
not as fun when all the cars go up because of one petrol bomb kek
upon reflection... yes, definitely
I can't risk this pretty face taking damage, neither should u
Ryan Taylor
>oh, boobs, you so funny
Parker Smith
Nathaniel Cruz
Well thanks, she’s still special to me.
I feel like I have. Doesn’t make her any less cute though.
Joshua Long
there's a few other situations that come to mind, but thisone is usually one of the worst to come across in everyday life
y'all just want to look like the hound
Caleb Smith
When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high
And don’t be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm, there’s a golden sky
And the sweet, silver song of a lark
Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain
Though your dreams be tossed and blown
Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you’ll never walk alone
You’ll never walk alone
Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you’ll never walk alone
You’ll never walk alone
Liam Evans
Nathan Sanders
Beer, heh
Might change that, tho
Dominic White
hey will, sorry I didn't notice you
Owen Hall
Well, as long as you're willing to stand by that, I shan't complain. Even if I *do* find your allegiances questionable, to say the least.
David Hall
I've started out with the hard stuff today :3
but this bottle is rapidly emptying, it seems I am kinda thirsty today
Asher Jones
You're always thirsty.
William Stewart
Lots of nice people and nature, minimal risk of death on a daily basis, not too bad. You'll have to try it sometime cutest
Tyler Wright
Don't worry I'll protect you qt
Glad to hear it. Obviously she's still a mega qt. That's never gonna change.
Oggling her might not be a good idea though. Bad for your soul and whatever. Even if you say you're over her. Don't want you feeling bad :(
(you should read the first letter of every sentence btw)
Who wouldn't?
pls do
Xavier Nguyen
I’m doing good! Real comfy and feeling a little nostalgic so I’m posting Mel.
Luis Thomas
can't sate the hunger and thirst inside of me
David Reyes
GUESS WHAT?
I KNOW SATURNE ALICE MEZZASALMA.
I thought you'd like to know that.
^thıs^>>^this^
I KNOW SATURNE ALICE MEZZASALMA
just thought you'd like to know that.
Dude, if I had Daisy, and Emma alone for like, thirty-eight hours, I am sure they will find me entertaining. I'm watsanon. Also thenumeralzero. Also, bored as hell. Also so good looking I'm hard to see. youtu.be
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Luke Powell
Damn I wanted to say that :(
My supplies are going down rapidly, too
I've changed so much filenames because of you, heh
Parker Collins
I’d be mad if that wasn’t so damn impressive. And I’m not worried.
Angel Martinez
nu
improved*
Gabriel Kelly
Jayden Campbell
Cooper Cook
lel the 'oggling' was a stretch but how many words start with 'O' really?
Ryder Anderson
I've deleted my celebfu pack. Gonna make it again
Aaron Clark
In a way, yes :)
damn you're posting like mad rn, wew
Leo Perez
Can certainly try, tho.
This was genius, tbph. Good job.
>Lots of nice people
Lmao, you're funny. I've met a lot of northerners, and I could probably count the ones who *weren't* hateful bastards on the fingers of one hand.
Landon Bailey
Are you remarried or flying solo?
Isaac Peterson
Worked pretty well my friend. Didn’t think anything of it until it was too late.
Parker Martin
she's very nice :)
I'm genuinely sorry this disc thing doesn't seem to work out for us ... maybe one of these days
I like you lots, cutie
I'd prefer to look like gegor clegane, any of his iterations
much cooler tbh
I'll have to make another order soon enough, might need your expertise on that
Daniel Morris
>>I KNOW SATURNE ALICE MEZZASALMA
I KNOW SATURNE ALICE MEZZASALMA
I though you'd like to know that.
My name is Duke Zuur.
Have a terrible day!
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>>^this^
Connor Harris
Jacob Martin
I've tried, it doesn't end well.
Camden Thompson
Eh, I’ve been solo for awhile. Kinda got a bad taste in my mouth for the whole commitment thing. Maybe I’ll find it again someday.
Isn’t she though? But don’t sweat it, that’s just life. And I like you too
Daniel Butler
just dropping the new stuff :3
keep telling people I'm not just a pretty face
It IS too late
Which is why you should GO TO BED
datslut
Isaac Garcia
My expertise is pretty limited on one kind of spirit, but I'll gladly help you with that the best I can :)
Colton Hernandez
can't put ur pretty face in the line of fire either qt
depends what you define as 'north' rly, I only count a small area, not manchester or liverpool
Juan Brown
who's this?
Lincoln Rogers
Hersh, I think you tell me to go to bed all the time cause you’re afraid that if I’m around you’ll have to face your feelings.
Don’t be afraid to feel.
Kayden Hughes
I wanna eat the booty
Eli Rogers
dubdubtrips confirm
Benjamin Peterson
I have faith William!
Jayden Ward
drop that shit like it's hot (it is)
Angel Anderson
It's been known to end fairly well in *my* experience.
In all fairness, I've never been further north than, like, Leeds. Except when I went to Scotland, and people were plenty nice up there. Maybe it *does* get nicer when you go further up.
The beauty *and* the brains. I know, I know. Try not to blow your own horn *too* much, tho. It's unbecoming.
Andrew Parker
I'll be fine
I have a magic sword now
See the lack of sleep is making you insane. Who knows what crazy things you'll say next.
B E D
based ribro (formerly smilefu)
Charles Morris
So you've never been north then qt, leeds is midlands, these are facts :3
fun fact I'm 50% scottish
I have a magic sword too heh... ok sorry couldn't help myself
Gabriel Barnes
Case closed
The next crazy thing is gonna be my foot up your ass
Eli Ross
fuck i want to fill her mouth with my hot load
Lucas Cook
sarah snyder
Justin Edwards
bless
Oliver Hughes
Now you change my name too? wewlad
Bentley Rivera
kek
>I'm 50% scottish
Can you introduce me to Karen pls?
Ribro is a title, not a name
Well SOMEBODY has to
yknow it would be real nice if I could use asterixis for emphasis without feeling like I'm stealing lmao
Leo Stewart
like I said, maybe one of those days. Good things take time :)
exactly that's what I was talking about
as you know, that's not sating the thirst, just temporarily quenching :P
I was talking about other kinds of temptations too
Jaxon Hill
Guess what.
Carter Brown
I've always held the belief that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. You can borrow them, if you'd *really* like to.
True, true.
Wait, there are *other* temptations?
Do you have a Scottish accent? Or even just a little hint of one? Asking out of my own personal interest.
Daniel Morales
most definitely qt, I'll set up a blind date
Aaron Perez
I want another title !
FINALLY you got some taste, heh
what
Jacob Jackson
not scottish sadly, closer to geordie, I can understand the strongest of scottish accents tho, I'll translate for you with the scottish qts
Joseph Martin
good for you bro. hope it works out.
David Carter
It just makes it seem more like emphasis and less like suddenly screaming random words.
You always come through for me qt
You'll get your title when you earn it.
Or when I learn something new about you that's title-worthy :3
BASED
Evan Myers
I don't really exist, but people want me to act like I do so they can continue normaly with their lives.
Eli Brown
>those digits
Impressive, very nice.
Don't you worry, btw. I can understand the strongest of Scottish accents, too. I'm quite alright.
Hudson Nelson
Check'd
Jaxon Fisher
Ch3cked
Matthew Clark
Nice get
Parker Jackson
I GET THE BEST DIGITS WHEN I'M FUCKED AND DON'T EVEN TRY, RESPECC THIS LEGEND
that's wonderful news, you'll be able to understand me with no issues :3
Julian Morgan
Fucking checked, slainte
What kind of something would you deem titleworthy? I have many qualities, heh
Kevin Barnes
1 whole respecc
Sebastian Harris
Check
Isaac Johnson
checked
Justin King
You don't sound, like, *proper* Geordie, do you? I don't think I could be caught speaking to someone who sounds like that. You know how it is, I'm sure.
Henry Phillips
myriad! seemingly growing over time :P
Chase Bailey
I'll be the judge of that
Just tell me one (1) secret :3
Matthew Russell
Robert Edwards
Hiya all
Brayden Kelly
Dominic Ramirez
Cameron Wilson
noooooo not that bad, closer to durham, still very northern for a souf boy to handle :3
you the bestest
Carson Diaz
i sometimes pretend to be lewd even when i am not because it's amusing
Elijah Baker
BABS!
*boop*
Where have you been, qt?
Isaiah Scott
Ok I'll tell you one :)
But if you tell anyone, I swear, I'm out forrever
Atrocious!
Hunter Morales
that arm pit
Josiah Thompson
Don't worry, cutie. I'll manage.
I feel like there are secrets at play here.
Eli Nguyen
ofc not
Now just say it loudly into this microphone pls
James Cox
savable imagery
William Fisher
Carson Wood
Eww. user, those pits get sweaty sometimes...
Gavin Myers
busy with work, then busy with hiding from you ...
how are you?
maybe, but probably not
Ethan Young
):
Nathan Rodriguez
Can't be, I don't have secrets
Nathan Hall
I'm sure you will qt
cutest nessa, so good to see you :3
Nathan Martinez
That's a trick, innit
jk
Keep on doing your work
Thomas Morgan
oh yes
would lick
Gabriel Morris
n-no
Landon Carter
Saturday! little Ari is going through a hell on
earth! she went to Power Puppet Shakes
to get her favorite blueberry milkshake,
and the pavilioned minionettes to little Ari,
in a speech, enriddled, said it's impossible,
and the machine, all a broke, needed a
technician's hand for repair! to hell with maintenance, little Ari wants her drinky drink,
a blueberry taste on her tongue, this instant!
Gabriel Stewart
So, how's that drinking going?
The people who say that always have the darkest secrets. I should know. I won't pry, tho.
Josiah Gray
supplies are looking dangerously low anoni, getting worried
Eli Sanchez
>busy with hiding from you
That does it! I'm leaving you :p
I'm busy getting ready for my trip. I just finished doing laundry and now I'm packing.
So you'll be free of me for the next few days at least. :'(
Isaac Morgan
Sounds a lot like projection to me tbqh
Zachary Bell
Show me someone best celeb ass. :3
Aaron Hall
Adrian Allen
Maybe a little, but if it works, it works. And you didn't deny it, see?
I'd share some of mine, but as I believe I've already mentioned, mine's already dangerously low. You still seem mostly coherent, too. Disappointed, tbph.
Easton Russell
>>^this^
>>^this^
>>^this^
On the microphone check 1 2 1 2
Ah Ah, Bay Bay, Kuh Kuh
Is this thing on?
Of course it is.
Caleb Peterson
Oh, that's right. Really best ass :3 Tnx.
I'd post same.
Christopher Lewis
>>^this^
Agreed. Vicky is good.
Charles Clark
I'm fantastic at hiding things cutest, as you already know
Dylan Williams
Eli Wilson
I think I've read that, 8 days without you :(
I hope you'll be alright. I wish you safe travels and general wellbeing so I can enjoy you and more cute nessa when you return
Noah Lewis
Is it good enough?
Cameron Rivera
That's true, actually, isn't it? Maybe I'm not so disappointed.
Evan Lopez
>>^this^
>>^this^
>>^this^
One Secret = I know Saturne Alice Mezzasalma. I thought you'd like to know that.
On the microphone check 1 2 1 2
Ah Ah, Bay Bay, Kuh Kuh
Is this thing on?
Of course it is.
youtu.be
>>this, s'il-vous plait^
Lincoln Bennett
I can't deny something that isn't true
I'm in shock
You didn't seem like the type for THAT
I don't think I can ever see you the same way again
Adam Torres
Jayden Smith
Thank you, qt!
Carson Richardson
Well now...
-_._-
m
Nathan Wilson
I'd never disappoint a good fren ;3
Joshua Thompson
I know it's pretty heavy stuff.
You wanted to know a secret tho :/
Owen Barnes
I rolled a perfect 100 on sorcery. Your turn spell did not work, and I absorbed it. It is now part of my repertoire of spells. Thanks please.
Ethan Jackson
Never? I feel like that might depend on my expectations, you know.
Evan Martinez
be sure to give me a quick message when you returned safely anyways
I like to know my qts are alright
tum at you? I'd never ...
Brandon Bennett
Wyatt Baker
hmmmm... have I disappointed thus far?
Eli Rivera
Agreed. I'm watsanon, thenumeralzero, Thenumeralzero Binary, Duke Zuur, Handicat, Slippery-While- Moist, Fish-Bones, Fugazi, The Bouncing Souls, et cetera...
Thanks for asking. Please.
Dylan Brooks
Don't worry. I'm good at keeping secrets.
Aiden Gomez
Dylan Reed
Jason Evans
Slippery-While-Moist*
Dinosaursuses, maintainingit, et cetera, vis a vis, a fortiori...
inb4 paste
Nathan White
paste =
GUESS WHAT?
I KNOW SATURNE ALICE MEZZASALMA.
I thought you'd like to know that.
^thıs^>>^this^
I KNOW SATURNE ALICE MEZZASALMA
just thought you'd like to know that.
Dude, if I had Daisy, and Emma alone for like, thirty-eight hours, I am sure they will find me entertaining. I'm watsanon. Also thenumeralzero. Also, bored as hell. Also so good looking I'm hard to see. youtu.be
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Robert Smith
You certainly haven't disappointed, I wouldn't go that far. There's always the potential for more, tho.
Nicholas Watson
Good
Just to think what everyone would think about me if they heard that, wew
Jose Morgan
I'll do that.
Bentley Parker
I shudder to think
Michael Nguyen
Thanks please. ;}
Jordan Lewis
always
Jack Brown
Cholas be like das weir.
Home girls be like das weir.
Sistas be like das weir.
Thanks Sistas please.
Michael Bailey
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Tyler Jenkins
I always have disc on my phone and it is always at least set to vibrate. Meaning I'll notice for sure :)
Jaxon Hernandez
>>^this^
RED ALERT
Good for you Nınja. Thanks please. ;}
Dylan Evans
Thanks please. ;}
The best, and my most favorite The Orville character.
Thanks please. ;}
Brandon Ortiz
Justin Phillips
This needs to stay between us
Charles Watson
"pake", photo?
Jonathan Ramirez
It's safe with me smilefren
Not like anyone would believe me if I told them anyway
Owen Evans
OK.
(("I'm watsanon, Duke, et cetera."))
Blake Cook
wow this thread died fast
Elijah Moore
good, very good
Now why did I even tell you that secret?
Joshua Cook
curiosity intensifies
Lincoln Diaz
Well then. That's good to know.
Nathaniel White
Lincoln Nelson
James Mitchell
...
Adam Harris
wew
(("I'm watsanon, Duke, et cetera..."))
Btw, some pine townies need to get street grounded, like grinded brownies, in the street. Just saying...
Here. Hear another good song. I sure will...
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;} = trust me please
Landon Fisher
You're beautiful x
Noah Wilson
Trust-issues = Trust + positive
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Angel Johnson
thanks you too please
Bentley Reed
Jason Wilson
>>^this^