So Amazon is supposed to deliver a dildo today

Depends. sometimes it's UPS. majority of the time it's their own driver depending on location. It'll come in a box. If your mom asks it's "just a bunch of stuff I bought from amazon"

Now, post more nice pictures :)

Please reward us with ass/pussy pic for our kind advice sexy lady

I can help ya out on kik or snap, nice body

Need more pics to ascertain how you will look using it.

Now kindly favour us with ass/pussy pic for our good advice sexy girl

I'm just so nervous

I feel like I'm dying lmao

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Help with what?
Everything was explained
If you want to talk to someone be a man and ask

Nice bb.. dont sweat it most time i buy sextoys they come in box or bubble wrap so you cant tell what they are.. but to be safe id wait near that door..

You can usually track the actual truck that will deliver it. Go to your dildo order and see if there’s an option for that.

Flip me off

Wait a sec that looks familiar. does your first name start with a Y?

Dumb question but do you have to put lube on a dick if you're gonna suck it?

if you offer the suck the delivery man's dick he will make sure your mom doesn't see the package.

No

Fuck me if your name is Yolanda

Nope.. spit is good

No lol

Okay thanks

Can you pose so I can draw you like one of my French girls?

some guys like to see a girl spit on his dick because it's dirty. sometimes a girls spits on it when she's also doing a handjob.

Dolor__?

kek, what a fake dipshit. Any girl knows she can just go to a sex store. Like the owner even cares who you are..... It is their fucking bussiness

Nope

nasty nipples

soundcloud.com/crazedh/love-for-you-homie-crazed-h-ft-noah-1

Super fine ass, and nice tits!

Hope your dildo comes soon and you care to share some pics here

Bro I can't even buy my own underwear without being embarrassed

Take some more pics if you feel so inclined.. would love to see you finger your pussy.

Probably not this specific thread but I might make a new one for it

Spread your booty cheeks my nig

Tbh sex shop dildo is way more expensive than ebay/amazon dildo.. this girl is just being financially intelligent

nice tits op
hide it in your room under a place she would never think of looking

Aww why not? There no time like the present

ITS HERE

Amazon also employs random ass people who deliver shit in their own cars. Had a nignog and his mother deliver a PC monitor to my house using some regular Nissan Pathfinder

Show us please

Show it to us please
Please reply me you have a creamy pussy

Do you have an opaque PC case with an easy to remove cover?
Any pics of your room so we can assess if there's any where to put it without your mom finding it?

Please do so, I'll be on the lookout, you look gorgeous!

He hasn't come out

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that's because you're a fag dude trying to buy female underwear.

why the fuck should I suck a wiggling piece of plastic.

>amazon/ebay is cheaper

topkek of the week

Feelsbadman

Thanks for actually posting a decent femanon thread, OP. Shit is rare these days.

Good luck OP.

Go say hi..

GL HF

Filename and sun orientation already gave me enough information to check on sun-tools.com.
Now trying to extract EXIF data and GPS position.

He is probably seeing what it is so when he comes up to rje door he knows who the dorty horny girl is

soooo dorty. such bad

You are an autist

Dont try and scare the poor girl we want to see her play with her new dildo

You faggots are so fucking cringe

"RePlY mE BaBy"

"ShOw PuSsY"

You're basically all fucking pajeets only difference is English is your first language. Kill yourselfs. All of you.

OP move out of your mom's house underaged faggot.

yeah you have to stop being a faggot and go to a porn store like a normal person

>white knighting this hard.

let sluts slut. why you gotta try to bring morality into this?

Talk about cringe...
Underage OPs are supposed to live at home, dumbass.

Actually I liked the dirty talk would be better if they could spell. Charging the dildo brb

Moron.

This is it

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this.
OP also needs to properly sterilize it before first usage.

Plz die now

How do I do that

Crossing fingers it's a bad dragon monstruosity

Post vid of you fucking yourself

looks good.
think you should kiss it

time to use it and post pics

Nice looks damn fine

I will

Nice. Show give it a test ride and show us.

>slut buys penis-shaped piece of plastic
>dozens of losers applaude

>White knighting
>Calls op a faggot

Kek go back to le ddit

Dang it's big.

Clean it up good first
When are you planning on playing with it ?

Post more pice

I have that dildo. No vibrator in the one I got.

Depends on the material but boiling/hot water and soap is always a safe bet

show it next for your arm or a bottle or something for size comparison

RIDE IT!

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What exactly are you doing here?

Why does a Black girl buy white dildo ? :D

Amazon delivers to prison cells?
Looks like where you live

Why you so upset user? Cant you just enjoy a nice thread like the rest of us?

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Expose your Kik?

Why not just use a real man?

>user, I'm horny and could use some dick.
>can I come over
>guy: leaves door unlocked for you.

>Black
She is some 56% spic from the looks of it

Who tf still uses kik in 2019??

she might be butters, man

horny niggas such as myself

> $40

you got ripped off, fam

People who don't know of Telegram

today everyone uses skype

Fair enough

OP here.

Mom found me while I was sterilizing it.
She asked me "what the ACTUAL FUCKIN FUCK!!!!!"

still waiting ... ;)

Doesn't matter, there would be a guy that would bang.

hey!!

check out this subreddit:

r/popping

>tfw no gf

I got my 2 side pieces on kik.

Welp, might as well post vids, she already knows user

That was because it is bigger than your father. She is jealous.

Are they 12 or something?

One is 23, other 30

Ahahahahaha best laugh today, thanks OP
Hope you are not in too much trouble

Also hope to see you back here in a few days riding this monster

Keep larping

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>12 or something
MODS

Damn you sure you can handle all that dick

not yet sterilized? do you really want STD's that bad?

Idk

sadly, my wiener is smaller than that.
I won't be ever able to satisfy OP once she's played with that thing.

lets see then

show dildo next to pussy

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Its really not that big. Maybe 1.5 in width and 6 in length.

That ain't a bad size. Show us how it feels cutie!

Lmao.. least she didnt steal it ;)

it's a good size... with enough pre-stretch, it could even go in your butt

how does it feel in your mouth?

See how much you can get in your throat

show pussy

very hot!

I appreciate that...

Godamn you're fuckn sexy

I have a sudden feeling this is a dude. I know all the pajeets are gonna jump on me for saying this but im more nervous about my shaky sexuality than anything.

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Isn't this the girl who tried shoving that hair brush up her ass? Kek

I'll be your dildo hun :p

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QUEENIE

That's me lol

Verified, for the glory of trips !!!

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She's camming here

epikchat.com/chat/chateengirls

No I'm not

Stop. Thats how these threads get ruined and oversaturated with dick pics. Just let her post.

Did you ever do a video of that

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you must be indian

OP is a dude. He will enjoy the dicks.

I'm impressed! You managed to take it all the way down your throat

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This queenie?

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Annnnnnd here we go...

Do you want dick pics sent to your snap?

I use to be bulimic so

eww without even sterilising it!

damnn im diamond

Nice job thanks op.
Wanna go for another hole?

Doubt it. Besides, nobody else wants to see it. We're all here for him/her, not you.

Smh I did

Sure

good girl...

Do you like being a slut for us?
How does that new toy feel in your throat?

nice moustaches, Zorro

God damn

Can someone zoom and enhance that sign?

Yeah it's fun

It's for people to clean up their dogs shit

Just to clarify, are you a dude?

etsy.com/de/listing/506588500/lochgelly-stil-tawse-22-zoll-lang-leicht?ga_order=price_desc&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=tawse&ref=sr_gallery-1-27&organic_search_click=1&bes=1&col=1

which color should i choose?

"Here's your Big Penis Dildo, miss Yolanda. Please sign here."

Would you do more that deepthroat it

No

Don’t be such a wiener.

Wrong.. just lazy typer.

Why are you nervous about your sexuality? If it's pretty then fuck it. God is fake and other people don't matter. Why do faggots like you always have to make it into a whole thing?

God the things I would do to you , keep posting your sexy self

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Do you like the feel of that white cock in your mouth ? Time to destroy your pussy

KEK

Could you grip it and lick the tip please

kek

What’s your snap?

For most leather I like bison brown but for bdsm I think red or cordovan fits the aesthetic better

>faggots
>trying to avoid being gay
Maybe i just have a preference for real women? I dont wanna invest time into a thread if its a dude, especially when theres already 600 trap threads open right now.

Now, let's see if it fits.

Fuck off. She's a smelly pajeet piece of shit

same as Thanos

>t. Indian
kek

Take one for the team!

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I think red is great. Use it on yourself until your ass is the same color.
Do you like all the attention you're getting from this? Do you like knowing all the guys in this thread are hard for you?

Now rub it on one of your nipples.

It's a real female with a pussy, tits, and ass. She gave it her snap last night and posted all of those

Thanks again op

take that top off

Rub your boobs on it please

That..that wasn't me lol

Post the pics here?

More like this but put on lipstick.

Put it in your ass pleeeasse!!!!!

put it in darling you're such a tease!

Put it between your tetitas

OP needs to put a pic every time she posts... getting confused which is hers!

Straddle it

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This!!!

Could you squeeze it between your tits??

Jesus christ, the request to pic ratio is out of hand. slow your roll before you guys scare her off.

Wym

Amazing. I'd love to see it placed between your breasts.

Well to whoever that was have fun with it lol

shes not gonna fuck you bro

Would you please tease us your pussy op

>more than 40 fuckin minutes

it's been more than 40 minutes she's secluded in the bathroom.
guess her mom just understood what's happening.

also, her mom heard the camera sound and noticed the flash.
>tfw your daughter exits the bathroom with a bizarre Amazon box and a laptop and a cellphone.

soles+dildo?

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Alright, now give us your snap

Roll

hot...

also this
and then rub it against your wet pussy lips

Test

Put it inside you

Nigga

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Place it between your feet you little slut

She's grocery shopping lol

Lol. The girl is completing requests what do you expects

You’re awesome! Keep going!

can you make a pic of you drooling on your tits, tongue out?
maybe the dildo between your amazing tits

Would you please tease your pussy op

Literally just want pics but okay.

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put some pussy juice on the tip and then like

I can't put it between my breasts
They can't hold it

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F

Is there already a dildochan, if not can op forever be dubbed dildochan

Hold it with your feet

>its getting out of hand
Just saying. She can only do one request at a time.

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Rip.

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Try your best! It’s ok.

Why not?

No decent human being likes niggers.

Would still love to see you try.

Fuck the betaness is hard with you

Now rub it against your pussy

Ugly

The arch nemesis of not-a-dildochan

Honestly, do we need to put chan in front of things to make them special? We could just say fuck a title and appreciate what we get.

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wrap your hand around the shaft then stick your tongue out and lick the balls

Shit you’re ugly. Stop posting.

Does this count

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do a backflip

Hey just a week 1 Yea Forums user that wants to make a splash and not just with my jizz

You look so boring that makes me feel happy about my life

bruh it's a tradition.

it does
also, small tits >> big tits

OP, do you know how to make gifs?

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Show some respect son. You’re talking to a girl who rolled trips with a picture of herself kissing a dildo.

Kek

This

Could you deep throat it while winking and giving a thumbs up?

edgelord incoming

...

rub it on your pussy

>Honestly, do we need to put chan in front of things to make them special? We could just say fuck a title and appreciate what we get
>put chan in front of things to make them special?
>in front of things
>front

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Is that girl’s name Kirsten, she looks just like a fat chick that used to send me nudes a couple years back

Thanks, OP!

?
Yes, but the question us will she ever come back after this thread? If not, i dont see a point.

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I demand your feet!

ehh, close enough
Can you lick your tits?

It will be there tomorrow nigger

just put it on your ass

Spread your pussy

Beats me

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A fair point raised, its only special if they return 3 times or more

Such amazing eyes on OP

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OP thank you

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Put it in your ass or spit on it

Lmao

This is the second thread she's made and it seems like she plans to make another one when her riding crop comes in

I think if you regret any single pic later it will be this one

I can agree with this rule.

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such a good sport! Finally a girlie with some spirit

Would you please show us your panties, maybe a cameltoe?

what a fucking sport love this chick

That wasn't me

WTF are those eyebrows lmao that’s a dude haha

>blue bathtub
was your house built in the 70s and never remodeled?

That's great! Very cute. How far can you deep throat it? Can you get the balls in your mouth?

Got any more of the fat girls pics

Somewhat

Spectacular my girl

Apparently that wasnt her. Otherwise, id say more power to you.

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definite proof you're underage.

MODS!!!!

You kidding right ? I’m not showing to anyone respect posting nudes online with a dildo that’s been washed with saliva.

More pussy please?

Agreed

def a dude, wont show us pussy

Can you deepthroat it while being kahaii and holding up a circle game circle

Looooool ahahahahahahah

ew. the monster from cthulhu

Belle Delphine face that shit

I do not.

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damn u cute

Keke i saved this pic forever. Only pic worth this thread

There was some puss earlier

WHAT THE FUCK RACE IS THIS THING?
post your 23 & Me results, creatura, so i know if i can fap to you or not...

Sheeeeet boi you’re retarded

Checked. Got a snap? Add me, somepuckluck

There are no words to describe that face. Kek

Bumping for this.

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this.
his name is Zorro.
notice dem moustaches.

>Disrespecting trips

Infidel. Leave this board.

No wonder you can’t find anyone to f you and you have to settle with dildos

It’s brave, it’s game changing and I can still fap to it 10/10

The most beautiful girl in the world

it was not timestamped... guess why

You forgot a Snapchat filter to make you look more serious

Lol that thumbs up

that's actually a dude.

Fucking rekt

Will you please suck the ball sack and give the shaft a handjob

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kek

this girl looks like fun. I bet I would get along great with her irl

too bad I will remain a virgin forever because I'm totally anti-social

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I’d still like to smash, and see anal

>t. coming out as a massive gay

Fuck off then mate. You don’t belong here.

Oh okay I leave you be while watching an ugly cunt and o go fuck a 11/10. Babye

dear OP,

You are hot

best regard,
user

PS, i wanna see your Thigh

Nah I’m a fat fuck 3/10 and even I’ve got laid 6 times in the last year. I won’t die a virgin but I won’t get jack for the rest of my life, I peaked

being this fuckin triggered

Mouth isn't good enough put in in you op!

Already out so doesn’t matter

Heyla, heba hello-ah

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Gr8 m8 fap to a trap

Is op still here even

This

I told you to stop posting. Now it’s too late. Thank you actually for that cringe

Dubs says yes

He's long gone.

Mmm is cook for you everyday and treat you like a princess you deserve. You seem such a decent girl and a rare find. Pls be the mother of my child

Love to see you do this shot

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Any experience with ahegao?

How about instead of doing a request op’s choice for next pic

Just stuff this little fucker in your taco bell and let us see

is this you OP?

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he can't. he's a dude

Is Rubio found it on another thread

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Would crack a beer with/10

Lol this fucking guy is comedy gold

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Fun thread. I’m out. I imagine you’re going to keep playing with your new dildo though.

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holy shit it's even the same brush

At least she tried.

HOLY FUCK ITS OP

Yeah

>Same hairbrush

lol! if it is, looks like somebody learned the hard way that spit doesn't make good anal lube.

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Nice vagoo

Doesn't help that the brush has a strong grip either, I'd bet

Be a bro and share the thread

Show butt, op? Looks cute from here

wait---

OP has white hands but it's a nigger from the waist below.

fuckin why

Swear to god, if she wants to try with her new dildo, I'd Amazon her some Sliquid :D

op is probably riding herself to orgasm atm

I love that sudden realisation of the pain, any other webms

OP here.
confronting mom.

I tried so hard but no

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Goddamnit this is SEXY. OP, you got it going on

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OP's kik?

Good luck OP

just tell her youve used them at some point now im using them get over it

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sauce?

Still pretty hot
You'll be able to do it one day you dirty little slüt :)

Poopshit_funtime

alternative do what i did when my parent discovered my sex toy, its none of your business the end, forget you ever saw it

Bless your soul. One day you'll make one lucky man very happy by being his fucksleeve.

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Yet another OP doing things she'll soon regret.

I think i got it off of Yea Forums. Sorry.

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then you got kicked out