Celeb Thread

Celeb Thread
1000000th poster gets a prize

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youtu.be/D_F9HUTYnl0
youtu.be/5K7fqns2YEk
instagram.com/p/ByLbtEsh4_2/?igshid=1prdztqx1jeu4
m.youtube.com/watch?v=MAU_Ez84l4c
youtu.be/Jpu0JZxDz-w
youtu.be/DWLNYjE9_Vw
m.youtube.com/watch?v=HSC9cgvtkRs
m.youtube.com/watch?v=iw7OINGjm5c
youtu.be/xrDqOKEPs0Y
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Fakes?

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But what kind of prize?

don't tease me like this H-guy. I missed out on my Jenna last time

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I'd drink her piss

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youtu.be/D_F9HUTYnl0

Somebody just dıed. İ'm goıng outsıde for a walk. Brb.

I've got a boner

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sure why not

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NO STOP PLS

I DRINK YOUR DICK SHAKE..... I DRINK IT UP

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Is there an exact point at which a nap turns into a middle-of-the-day sleep?

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too late

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check em lads

great~

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Are you IP tracking me?
Or was this a coincidence?

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can't post anyone these days smh

you'll find out if you get the 1000000th post

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Jen.Law before shooting a gangbang

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I mean ... I like regular celeb threads :|

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You dont wana have some fun every once in a while?

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Me in the back, left

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I have lots of fun, user

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Fakes are no fun

How so~?

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I had a purple tip thinking about Danny Day Lew so I knew whoever I was talking to had one as well. pretty standard reductionary thinking led me right to you, bonerbrother.

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Looking at pretty pics of pretty celebses

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meant for

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One night, I'm going to come to you, in your house or wherever you're sleeping, and I'm going to cut your throat.

4 hours is the cutoff point where a nap becomes a sleep, in my completely uninformed opinion.

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Is this not pretty??

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holy lewd

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fakes are gayer than you

Makes sense, good to hear about your purple tip. Hope it's nice.

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I think the real thing is prettier.

This whore

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dem feets tho

that's Lily Mo Sheen, not Lily Rose Depp. just for your filename. I like that wooden spoon over the pasta pan tho. thats a neat little trick

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Would lick cum off every inch of her body

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>liking feet
disgusting pervert

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I know that ... it stands for Lily's really dirty ...

Also yeah the spoon thing is pretty legit.

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Fuck yeah I am.
tfw emma has better feet irl

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absolutely disgusting

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I wana be footdommed and humiliated like this so fucking bad

I'm a monster, what can I say?

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Ok bck

oh shit my b. carry on fren

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I wish that I was born a thousand years ago
I wish that I'd sailed the darkened seas
On a great big clipper ship
Going from this land here to that
On a sailor's suit and cap

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It's High Noon, Don't Get Tracered

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Ded thred

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if you close the door, the night could last forever
leave the sunshine out and say hello to never
all the people are dancing and they're having such fun, I wish it could happen to me
but if you close the door, I'd never have to see the day again

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youtu.be/5K7fqns2YEk

>>^It's High Noon, Don't Get Tracered^

((p.s.: the photo is my bad side.))

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lad

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drooling

I am tired, I am weary
I could sleep for a thousand years
A thousand dreams that would awake me
Different colors made of tears

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so good

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flawless (except for the rose tattoo but still its not that bad)

Hi i got a question...
Thread doesn't bump, why is it?
Does anybody know and care to explain please?

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autosage

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more pixels

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Yeah I'm not a fan of the tat either, but I mean ... can't beat them.

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It's just bigger pixels! I'll tell gerard.

why would that happen?
thread seems harmless

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Larry, we have been friends, and you respect my dad, and I respect you, but I will put fucking bullets right through your heart. You put that fuckin' gun down, now.

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small price to pay for those perfect toes

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pathetic

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Mods didn't like it, perhaps

Gaby Spanic

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got me stroking

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one of the gayest things i've ever seen. it's so fucking fake. i hate dumb bitches.

Happens, usually they just send the thread to /s/

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did Terry add his own special cream to that icecream? of course he did lol!

lol haha

I'll take the one on the right, please. And then the one on the left. Then right again. And then left one more time.

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silence shitlips. Jenna is an angel.

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who /gettingsmashed/ here

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That FAS baby sure is edgy.

Then she sank down to her knees, grasped the cutter by both handles, took a deep breath and plunged the long blade through the middle of the package, through the middle of the masking tape, through the cardboard, through the cushioning and right through the center of Waldo Jeffers head, which split slightly and caused little rhythmic arcs of red to pulsate gently in the morning sun.

You know I was just considering

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wont lie, the last thread was infinitely better

is the captcha being bd for anyone else?

join me frendo the beer is flowing

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Not me, I'll be too busy monitoring your progress.

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>>^this^


It's High Noon, Don't Get Tracered

instagram.com/p/ByLbtEsh4_2/?igshid=1prdztqx1jeu4

youtu.be/5K7fqns2YEk


>>^jessica is very nigri^

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maybe maybe
should eat something first

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ngl feeling horny atm

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=MAU_Ez84l4c

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isn't that what these threads are for?

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babz did it better

FUCK OFF SPAMMER FUCKING SHIT

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Maybe? Idk

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true, true

could be good news for you, we'll see

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And it shall cause your tower to fall
Make of you a pyre of flame
Oh, you who dwell on many waters
Rich in treasure wide in fame
You bow unto your, your god of gold
Your pride of might shall be a shame
For only God can lead his people
Back unto the earth again

Imma go throw some food on then I'll get started :3

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Miley C. leaked

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Don't go making any promises, now. I might get the wrong idea.

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go be stupid somewhere else

Eat a piece of shit, you stupid-dumb bus.

You give more people rides than the the entire city public transportation system.
You stupid hat. You dumb bus.

youtu.be/Jpu0JZxDz-w

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Oh, by the way...

Brie leaked

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... (OP) #
>>^this^


It's High Noon, Don't Get Tracered

instagram.com/p/ByLbtEsh4_2/?igshid=1prdztqx1jeu4

youtu.be/5K7fqns2YEk [Open]


>>^jessica is very nigri^


...you've been trounced.

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I'm not sure I understand the form of spam where you legitimately contribute celebs to the celeb thread ...

The Tower
youtu.be/DWLNYjE9_Vw

You're not a dude.

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These facial shoops are getting good.

legend, I'll be waiting :3

no promises, just strong posibilities

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Who loves nigger cock? Emma does.

Miley C leaked

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Hell yeah...

It is called promotion.


Thank you for recognising my ability.
I feel validated by an intelligent person.

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a thread so bad even watson-fag™ cant ruin it

yeah if i were OP i would just delete this sorry shit and try again

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It's nigger cum.

lili is not for feeling horny you dirty horny animal

She's dating nigger's now.

Basically the same thing, isn't it?

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She'll need to open that mouth a lot more to fit in that big ole nigger dick she's dating.

But I like lili and I'm horny ...

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Her boobs are not that nice irl. They look more like flapjacks.

I must be called watsanon from now on.

Honestly touche, I don't know what else I can say.
You've got me.

O:

I must be called watsanon from now on.

If I'm awake and coherent then yes, it probably is

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I must be called watsanon from now on.
Thanks.

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;}

*means trust me*

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..probably fake

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That's good to know.

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Far too many Jews in an industry dominated by Jews.

It's real. I just saw her like half an hour ago.

If this is a lie, then my name isn't Duke Zuur.


Here, eat spam.

#
The Tower
youtu.be/DWLNYjE9_Vw [Open]

You're not a dude.

digits confirm tbh I no longer have a choice

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=HSC9cgvtkRs

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The Tower
I'm not a dude

ere we go

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hey anons :3

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fuck it, I'm just gonna go jerk off alone

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heyhey

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ayyyy chin chin

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anything for Alison

dubs
gobble gobble gobble!

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hi

m.youtube.com/watch?v=iw7OINGjm5c

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gonna beat my dick to those feet tbh

nice glasses

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lesgo

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Hı Emma-photo, my name ıs watsanon, how are you?

I've got a friend who's been listening to this song since childhood, but didn't even know that it was about weed. I had to explain it to him. How does that even happen?

You never did, really. That's the secret.

Hey, you.

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Hey Emma-photo,checkem, double deckem.

wtf

Hı, my name ıs watsanon.

youtu.be/xrDqOKEPs0Y

Vıdeo courtesy of watsanon.

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Hello, toothy-butt, my name ıs watsanon. How are you thıs fıne day?

youtu.be/xrDqOKEPs0Y

Hng feet

yeah

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Hello earıng-face, my name ıs watsanon, how are you?

youtu.be/xrDqOKEPs0Y

why do her legs look so short in this pic? lolwut

Concealed stance. You are unable to see the coılıng of her body under her dress. She ıs ın a dynamıc state of relaxed tensıon. Called song ın chınese.

^thıs^

İ'm an experıenced martıal-artıst, İ know my stuff.