Walk in the forest, see this, what do?
Walk in the forest, see this, what do?
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How deep?
Far
Depends. for 4,000 dollars you could get the golden package. For 300 you could get a special. for 60 dollars I could pick her up and give her some clothes. I work Monday through Thursday
Probably get naked with her and keep hiking. I'm in good shape and good with girls so we'd end up fucking too.
Scout var redo -alltid redo-kondom på.
Keep walking to avoid allegations
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
It's a trap
Haha youd walk right into her hahahaha
Walk the fuck away before I get in legal trouble.
I'd fuck that sexy tree
lol you are the funniest fucker I've seen in days. good job
Explain to her the importance of wearing long pants and sleeves to protect against ticks. Lyme disease is no joke, yo.
Take a pic and post it on Yea Forums I guess
Thanks I hate it
Based reply. especially with the possibilty of co-infection with Babesia or other tick borne illnesses such as Erlichiosis or RMSF.
ok
So I got the drop on her then?
Well I turn around silently. Walk 50 feet away. then turn around again and make noise so she hears me approaching. When get to her I act surprised and apologize while diverting my gaze. From then on I act like a gentlemen.
OMG that's so hawt, I made cummies in my pants
slow going out of bushes and screaming "WHORE!!!"
IDK NIGGER
Get her a bowl of eggs.
Make her eat ALL THE EGGS
have sex in the missonary position for the sole purpose of procreation