Be me

>be me
>live with parents
>recommend gyros for dinner
>previously we had a huge debate which almost led to the destruction of the family household
>keep that in mind
>call my dad
>Mom wants gyros from another place cause she thinks the place i get them from doesn't make "real" gyros
>Apparently my bro does too
>These retards think I'll pass on my favourite gyro because they want from another place
>First my mom says dad should get mine first so hers wouldn't get cold
>looking at it now, it's a selfish move, but i was fine cause i was still gonna get the gyro
>My dad's an idiot who can't listen for shit, so my mom grabs the phone and negotiates
>I'm reminded of that situation that almost ruined my family
>"almost" is an understatement, it did, my family's shit
>I say I'll just get from the same store
>My favourite gyro place has mayonaise in em, so to conpensate i just tell my dad to get them with mayonaise instead of tzatziki
>"Ugh, user, mayonaise is for chicken, not gyros!"
>Fucking bitch wants to critique my order when I'm getting from the same place as her, she's actively trying to make me say something against her so she can make me and dad move out to a smaller house while she gets the large house, my computer and consoles, and my money, while not divorcing my dad because she's a gold digging bitch.
>I don't care, i order with mayonaise, she thankfully doesn't start a scene, my dad gets to live another day
>have a rant with my dad about her
>go to Yea Forums
>post

I swear i won't ever tell dad to bring gyros for the whole family. Only I will get a gyro, the one I FUCKING WANT, FROM MY PLACE, AND THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO WATCH ME EAT MY DELICIOUS GOODNESS. IN THE BATTLE OF WITS I'LL EVENTUALLY WIN, DUMB FUCKING WHORE!

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poison her slowly over time
she does not deserve to live

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Would seem like a good idea, not a productive member of society, her cooking sucks, never cleans the house. But on the other hand if i was caught it would be a waste.

If ordering gyros is that destructive to your family then there are other issues that are the destructive ones.

small amounts of accumulating toxins in her drinks and foods

stuff that can not be traced back to anyone

Being 12 is so hard these days....

Middle school lyfe

cool story bro

I'm glad you found a creative way to vent your frustrations from your shitty life user

But holy shit how are you this upset over a fucking gyro, calm the fuck down kiddo

I’m never eating gyros again

I know.

I'm mad about my mom disregarding what i wan't to eat, quite literally saying she wants my food to get cold so hers won't, while at the same time I'm kissing her ass so she won't ruin mine and my dad's life.

in your scenario someones food is going to get cold, why not yours?

I did agree to it.
Oh and fun fact, she's not hungry anymore, she called my dad saying how she doesn't want one anymore. I still had to eat shit. Great fucking day.

And I read the whole story without knowing what the fuck these "gyros" are. kek

holy fuck theyre bomb as fuck man, but don getem with mAyErNAiSe like this retard in here

Fuck off, mayonaise is the shit on gyros. Anyways, it's better than the "sauce" the place she chose had. That sauce might aswell be jizz.

>first world problems

>Wow user, you're the scapegoat of your family? Who cares? Don't you realise there are problems you can't even help with that you should be helping with?
Fuck you, freeloader.

Gyros are overrated.

Bet you eat big macs, ameriburger.

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Christ, you are pathetic.

Thanks for reminding me, faggot.

You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded.

>mayonnaise is good on a gyros when tzatziki is available

The fuck? Can't you just make them at home? They are literally just a sandwich. Why pay a restaurant a 500% markup for some fucking tomatoes and lettuce or some shit?

Get a grip.

You think I'm gonna make shitty homemade gyros when i can get these wonders? Anyways, I can't cook, so SHE would make them, and she can't fucking cook, in the sense that it's edible atleast.

>Anyways, I can't cook

As in you don't know how to cook or you aren't allowed to use the kitchen?

If i try to use the kitchen she'll either have a fucking rampage or It will end up being shit. Reminder that she tried to stop me from exercising because "it causes scoliosis". Fun fact, my brother got scoliosis and never exercised. Yeah, she's not the brightest.

punch your mom in the fucking face also gyros are awesome!