You ylyl you loose
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You ylyl you loose
story behind this????
dumb fuck jump of bridge. he die.
>water isn't as hard as concrete - hold my beer
The guy jumped into some water from a great height
The second clip is a different person, but no doubt the first guy died
Did he put a shirt on after he died
I laughed when they found him because he looked burned, yeah, after a jump in some water.
That's not a shirt. That is bruising.
Looks like bruising tbh
That's not burns, that's coagulated blood. it's what happens when you bleed out from the inside
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Paki freak
I am a proud pedophile
Yea Forums should dlash his car tyres.
*slash
i'm shivering: it seems like a bad way to die.
hair crisps
Kecky Becky.
Chinks can't swim.
The impact of the water doesn't kill you, what kills you is jumping from that high up makes you dive down into shark territory
>river
>shark territory
WTF planet are you from?
Another rex bread
Youse trolling.bawksi
based child sacrifice
VERY crudely, it looks to me like it took about 2.5 seconds from the bridge to the water, so *approximately* he would have been going a bit over 30 m/s or 67 miles/hr or 108 km/hr when he hit. The speeds are only approximate, and wouldn't apply if he were a flat earther.
>trying to convince people that the waters are safe
nice try, shark
Do you think he would have lived if he dropped a brick or big rock first to break the water
THEN HE WOULD HAVE JUST LANDED ON THE BRICK OR BIG ROCK
nah it would sink fast, jump a few seconds after it hits
what?
Milk is more expensive per gallon than gasoline, and one of those is a renewable resource. That's the real joke.
Hope he's okay.
oh i thought you meant huck it last second so some of the top water was in spritz form before he hit the big clump
he barely nudged the goddamn thing and it all comes tumbling down, wtf was that domino shit
that's what a bruise looks like you sheltered neet bastards
>he hasn't seen the /pol/ edit
>Reply
from a great height
has to be russia or china, no one but them puts shit together this badly
No cares about your shitty music nigger.
Goddamn the whined up on those swings
what does ylyl in this context mean? because I got confused as you said `you ylyl you loose?` you yellow love your lifeless you loose?
who'da thunk any guy in a hawaiian shirt could fight like that?
I wonder if he got fired
you you laugh you you lose you loose, obviously
>whined up
what edit? post it faggot
Brad Pitt?
i actually don't have it like i thought
Milk price on price board behind
It's in England, and the forklift driver was not injured.
Based
okay thanks anyway
gotta watch out for those big niggas slow but hard af swings
i like how i know you a cheesehead from your image urls
100% tendies fat
Bojler?
kek underrated
that doesnt look like that long a fall to do that much damage. Weird
new animal crossing looking lit
bojler eladó
Those racks were overloaded, probably not designed to take the weight of all that shit + they probably didn't have corner protectors.
If they could ever find him
>loose
You must be over 18 to post here.
>ylyl
It's not funny. You're just scared of your own mortality so you try to act like dying is funny to cope. Grow up.
One day, you will die, and that day is coming. No amount of shitty jokes and edginess will save you.
Sleep tight.
*shrug* he died almost instantly from the fall. he died doing what he wanted to do so i dont feel too bad.
what? why did he kill himself?
What a madlad
>The speeds are only approximate, and wouldn't apply if he were a flat earther.
You dumbass. Speed never kills, it's the sudden stop, flat Earth double the kinetic energy
>sheltered neet
says the faggot who uses the word "neet"
You get 600 Internets. That's one of the most arresting things I have ever seen.
Hey Yea Forums, how do you feel about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he's been to jail for climbing a fence to break into a retirement home to have sex with his own grandfather, but his ball sack got caught on the barbed wire fence and he ended up getting stuck up there for 6 hours with his face just inches away from a wasp nest until the police arrested him.
Gonna need sauce and story.
cats fucking hate spaz's. Tard got what he deserved
fake and ghey
He said he was suicidal and said he was gunna kill himself. Dad tried being blunt trying to scare him straight and said if you want to kill yourself here. Do it pussy. Son shoots self, dad thinks hes a moron so slaps him, realises he actually killed himself, then dad and mum had panic attacks
Paki
I find children attractive
Asian people are terrible drivers
pretty sure the guy who handed the cashier a gun was his dad and was saying something along the lines of
>"oh if you want to kill yourself just do it"
and the woman in the background is the guys mother.
I seriously dont understand why every ylyl this dude gets spammed. Its not funny and feels like reddit fags pretending to be relevant by spamming old memes.
If I recall. Dad tells son he's pathetic. Killing dad for son to be such a loser. Dad says you might as well kill me with this gun, just shoot me in the heart. Dad turns around. Kid anhero dad swings at him because he things son shit at him and missed
halfway through it literally looks like street fighter
The second clip is a different person, but no doubt the first guy died
Exactly, first part guy is wearing a speedo, next clips dude is wearing short shorts
This. at least find a new swag fag to shit on weekly
is this like a new version of the harlem shake?
its like a Hawaiian skin for e. honda
Fucking sandniggers, Subrace. From Gaza to Paris, from Malmo to Sydney, what fucking cockroaches.
Monkeys do this thing. In a fight they take a monkey baby to protect themselfs from enemy. Nature is amaizing.
Or at the very least make some new ones instead of recycling the same shit every 3 hours
That's really sad oh my god
Nerve Gas
lol
it acts like my son
but then it wouldn't be like gta
youtube.com
Holy shit he sends them flying with his punches.
Hawaiibro has my respect.
>Girl
your son needs a haircut
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
That's sad
GTA sucks dick.
Paki freak, take your meds
I am very proud of being a pedophile
Oh wow that's sad
yes tru, but even the 'actual true story inbound' posts got posted by multiple people this meme is so pathetic no one emulates and he's been going for like a year+, what a fagit
meh
RIP Jake Phelps
I almost cut myself on all that edge
wasn't arguing against that..also, not quite a year.
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Don't tag me in your gay shit!
He's not using his legs anytime soon.
>Kat in een potje
Nederlands maakt alles leuker
Never watched magnum?
What a dick head, I fucking hate that people like this exist.
He only has one punch, but that's all he needs.
What a shitty way to die
>30 m/s or 67 miles/hr or 108 km/hr
Correction: the numbers are closer to 24.5 m/s, 54.5 mph, and 88 kph.
Whoever wrote the original numbers is a complete moron and I wasn't even drinking yet.
the state has to keep its secrets comrade
Ive seen this over and over again and I still cant tell wtf it is
oh fuck. i jumped a bridge form a simular hight once. landed on my feet and the wather hurt but i was not aware i could have died.
I like how he changed his shorts after he died
The fucking slap after the brains blow up followed by the interpretative dance
>shamefur dispray sudoku
The surface tension isn't what kills you, you maniac.
double kill
>i jumped a bridge form a simular hight
>the wather hurt
>but
pig ear
Have sex
some random image with the google AI thing
Kek. It's funny cuz niggers can't swim.
he would have lived if he landet on his feet and dived straight in. he probably donne this a few times form this spot bevore, given his confidence
there, there it is
Indeed
bull sharks can swim up freshwater rivers.
and i'll let myself out, thank you.
They are all penises. But one is wearing a hat.
where's this at? Greece? Cyprus?
What sort of gooblety glook language is this?
At Akartack torni a hat?
Wtfwtf
Grow a pair
Sweden
I softly chortled
so they give it a jacket that blocks its frontlegs, so it has to painfully learn how to walk like a human. how cute
This is a good video to warn people of the dangers of suicide
>that hidden swastika in the second panel
And terrible divers, apparently.
i'm pathetic, who is this
thank you user, I was way off on my guesses
Kecky becky
Need sauce
lost
That's cringe
did he die?
even under loaded the uprights on those racks aren't meant to take that impact.
it's shitty c-channel stock to begin with.
no, they made him clean up the mess and think what could have been done by management to prevent it.
this is either US amazon warehouse or an Irish amazon warehouse
chinks can but two sticks together without a western engineer to tell them how
the up-rights can take the hit and the side-forces bring it down
all those racks are bolted together: bring one down then all come down. once the next aisle gets hit it repeats the process
kek
lost
>he hasn't seen the /pol/ edit
post it then nigger!
this fucking channel
i like this
noboddy said only white people had slaves. there was allready an astablished slavetrade in africa when white people came.
White people just treated them way worse then moast Africans or Arabs at that time and abused the whole thing way out of proportion.
Kek
Gooblety glook ahahaha I'm so dead rn man I'm kinda high but this made it so much better
why do you think that?
>they are 2 kind of slavery, the good slavery, and the bad slavery that the whites did
Justice
Pretty much truth, but there was a case where a person with the XY chromosome was born with both a vagina and testicles and looked pretty much female. They even did a TED talk about it
nothing against edgy humor but you know that tats nazi propaganda, right?
first line on police shields reads like "ΑΣΤΥΝΟΜΙΑ" though, which is greek for "police". whats going on?
dont know whats more cringe, steven colbert or this
actually half of the shit is missing
IRL it would have benne 'át akartak törni a határon'
but trust me, you aren't missing anything
nothing against your opinion, but do you know, that facts don't take political side?
no
>this
Hermaphrodites have been around since ever. Is a natural condition when the person is born with both sexual organs (Less that 1% of the global population). However in all cases one reproductive system is dominant so works and the other does not.
In most cases, the dominant working reproductive system determines the gender of the baby and operations are made. In case the parents does not approve the case, they let the kid grow old enough to take the decision itself, of which organs want to keep. The working ones, all of them , or the one that does not works.
You defending him lmao
He's an asian manlet with a tiny cock.
Its bisexual, not bigender
You braindead mongrel
>screams in gay
You couldnt be more wrong, and any scientific consensus will say so
But the egyptians were levantine not black, and they used blacks as slaves
a scientific consensus isn't how you feel
sex and gender are synonyms
Maxkek corpcuck
Those racks had to have been waaay over their weight limit to fall apart from barely being nudged. I work in a produce warehouse and our crossbeams get hit harder then that every day and not once has that happened.