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would suck/10
Why not post your hard penis?
pathetic 4/10
7/10
Your penis looks sad :(
Op hard
Op my dick hard
Fucking faggot/10
it can't breathe in that turtleneck
I give this penis thread 7/10
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8/10 looks like it pisses pretty good
So... Flaccid thread? Would love to get it hard and then soft again.
What's the average size of an erect penis? Mine is less than 5 inches.
Here’s mine soft
the booty next please
Four-eyed faggot.
7/10
Oops
Fuck off back to /hm/.
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just had a breakup w abusive bf, could use positive vibes and rates
pretty good size, maybe slightly above average even. 8/10
Skinny and looks detachable/10
Rate my nuts.
killmyself/10
would roast
Rate mi pp
you have some mushroom growing in your crotch, see a doctor asap.
Mine is just a little over 5. I am the 3rd guy you quoted.
Oh ok, what about when not erect? Mine is like 2.5 inches.
Check out my fucking monster.
Rate.
dragon dildo/10
snap me
@sunny_dayzzz
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It's like a real dick only smaller
moar black/brown cocks
check your ass, their all there
Hahaha good one! I literally spit my drink out of my mouth when I read that lol
7/10 moar??
8/10.
Can we see balls. It’s nice
More pls
Love your balls
Very nice 9/10
Moar please!!!
If any of these amazing dicks are located in Detroit and want to get sucked off tonight hmy
Thought this was a large clit
This guy is larping as me, but I’m very close to Detroit user. If you got a woman who would or are a woman, which lol. Then yes
Here’s mine hard, posted soft earlier
Welcome to my cock rating posts! I offer my discerning eye and snooty opinions to fellow board members on Yea Forums! Do remember these are just my preferences and a low score may have more to do with the photo posted than the innate quality of your dong. I'd likely blow you all anyways haha. Thanks for sharing and hope you enjoy. I know I will~
5/10
Decent size and girth do little sadly to distract from the unseemly shape/angle of the head and curious proportions which evoke the shape of perturbed slug.
8/10
A pristine and uniform frame make this tasty candidate easy on the eyes. The size of the balls help to accentuate without distracting from the overall form of your package. A damn fine crotch, sir.
7/10
The body is just inconsistent enough to drop this from an 8. The balls also seem a tad small to compliment the length the way the above pic does. Fortunately the shape of the head is so eye-catching that it easily distracts from the less impressive bits. It's also big without being bulbous which could have made the body even more unappealing.
Check em, can I get your rate and in depth thought on mine?
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Welcome to my cock rating posts! I offer my discerning eye and snooty opinions to fellow board members on Yea Forums! Do remember these are just my preferences and a low score may have more to do with the photo posted than the innate quality of your dong. I'd likely blow you all anyways haha. Thanks for sharing and hope you enjoy. I know I will~
5/10
The gaunt and desiccated features of the shaft cause me to ignore the otherwise impressive size. The coarse venous structure at it's center is especially off putting though this could be a result of his owner straining him whilst pulling back to make him as swollen as possible for the pic.
7/10
Like the earlier pic jus listed above the veins are not very flattering but are more easily overlooked when on a body that is not so nearly stressed from base to head. There is a healthy looseness to the skin despite being mostly erect and judging from the balls at the perspective it's probably even more handsome from the opposite angle looking up at crotch.
7/10
The penis itself is quite unextraordinary. Very standard but elevated with loveably plump and shapely head. It's final saving grace are it's voluminous balls. Tumid but unmistakably soft which makes the whole prospect of handlig this boy extra inviting.
Pls keks, and check em. Dubs cannot go unchecked. You got dubs twice in a row bro
virgin btard
Welcome to my cock rating posts! I offer my discerning eye and snooty opinions to fellow board members on Yea Forums! Do remember these are just my preferences and a low score may have more to do with the photo posted than the innate quality of your dong. I'd likely blow you all anyways haha. Thanks for sharing and hope you enjoy. I know I will~
6/10
Admittedly this could be bumped up to a 7 with a pic that isn't so high in contrast. As it stands though the specularity of the flash as refelcted from the lube just makes the image too busy and distracts from an otherwise fair shaped ween. Minor notes include a too petite for it's own good head and mildly bland stiffness of the shaft.
8/10
With a beguilingly subtle ovate shape that does not become too thin at the base of the shaft or the head this tool is especially tantalizing. It also features a pronounced vein that does not come at the expense of the rest of this cocks smoothness and adds a delicious sense of virility to the overall package.
Will get to you i a moment. Just trying to keep up with the new posts as they come in. Sorry.
It’s all good user, thanks
I'd drain you
2 short for my taste
Best in thread award goes to all of you
Welcome to my cock rating posts! I offer my discerning eye and snooty opinions to fellow board members on Yea Forums! Do remember these are just my preferences and a low score may have more to do with the photo posted than the innate quality of your dong. I'd likely blow you all anyways haha. Thanks for sharing and hope you enjoy. I know I will~
7/10
There is a definite dryness of the groin that is unshakeable in this photo that gives the penis a minor flakey quality. It is more unflattering to the balls which come off as scabrous here. Yet through these faults in the light remains an attractive body shape and very appealing form of the glans perched up top. It may be a tad dry on it's own but fortunately it won't take much convincing of others to offer their fluids to it.
7/10
What begins as a very promising venture is only softly vitiated by overly large glans that crown a mostly appetizing member. They are just big enough to throw off the symmetry in a way that is more subtly off putting than inviting. Still that minor infraction of form can easily be forgiven when the glans, as bulbous as they are, are still so lush.
9/10
The shaft is almost too stiff for it's own good but perched atop such a confident pair of testes with a nigh silken scrotum and a delectable head that manages to be hard without seeming dry (a rare thing in cut guys) this sucker can only impress. Very fine crotch, user.
Mine?
Thanks for the 7/10
I know this is weird, but it does this every june.... should i be worried?
wow your cock is so nice, I wanna taste
Buddy. from that perspective it just went up to an 8. You're very welcome. Thanks for sharing with us : )
(Fuck meant to add a comma after buddy... fuck me.)
should have gone with the top view pic ddy
that'd be a fun cock to deepthroat
Thank you
Oh yeah. That throat dweller is a strong 8. Maybe a 9? (See how it all depends on the picture haha)
8/10
It's difficult to glean the specific qualities that would make your crotch unique in this picture... That I can still rate it so highly speaks to what is likely a very impressive boy indeed. It's cute slumped over as it appears in this pic but erect it's likely a weaponized lust induce. The foreskin has a beautiful film-like consistency that perfect molds around the immaculately shaped glans. Would love to see more.
*lust inducer
ty, i want u all over it
post more its really hot user
Hubba hubba lol color me flattered and immensely privileged to be offered by the man himself. Thank you kindly. I would eagerly oblige you if I were able : ]
why.. why do you talk like that
we're talking about dick you fuckin weirdo
Gotta do something to stand out in this thread of "would succs", "fuckn hots", "kik?s" and plain numbers. Heh.
Here’s moar
it looks contrived tho user
the idea is to turn them on, not see how many 8 letter adjectives we can fit into one sentence kek
don't mind him user, dick is majestic.
show yours if you can.
Damn yours is huge. How is mine?
Heres different angle
last 1, didnt take more soz
Not activated. 1/10.
Ohh he's not bothering me. He just doesn't like my approach which is fair. It can't work for everyone ^_^
this is my p p Yea Forums
but i really want to sit on one of yours :3
for the entire week I've been thinking about it :c
Kik: wee_nathan
i appreciate it, makes it more personal when you judge like that
its ok
i love how red the head is
halp!
pretty big right?
7/10
8/10
show cawk with balls
p cute/10
nice curve 7/10
real thick boy 8/10
9/10
6/10
kek it's shaped like a little baseball bat
ok how?
I'm 5.5 and this looks pretty good, feeling a little more secure about myself thanks to your lovely penis friend
please abuse more video games
Send me yourpics 7403591224
Oh shit, a legit micropenis
I've never seen one before
Rate please
22M
>baseball bat
what do you mean
I would like honest opinion and feedback anons
would cock bully
If i were your girlfriend I wouldn't feel satisfied by that. I'd probably have you locked in chastity and only let you fuck me with a strap on.
Holy fuck. 4.5/5
Please smack me in the face with your monster
Big weight uncut dick. Not trimmed, very masculine. Really really really nice.
Would beg to worship.
9.5/10
4/5
amazing
Like your thickness. I wanna rub your belly and suck ya.
7.5/10
Average, but not in a bad way.
Would gladly give you the succ
**Marcus from Hattingen, Germany**
Soldier at attention! Love your bush, and your balls.
7/10
7/10
Love your curve
God damn....
Hit me with that meat mace / 10
Trying to send a dick pic keeps saying file to large. How do I post in 2mb?
I go into paint, select all, resize and percent by 50/50.
android
Photo & Picture Resizer
Bit late, but fuck it
Give me your worst UwU
Cute cock!
7/10
Love the foreskin, love the bush, love the size, love the look of it. Sexy as fuck, would beg to suck.
4/5
I’m in a hotel room by myself. Anyone want me to put anything in my ass?
Damn. Thats a beast you got.
9/10 would beg to worship
8.5/10
proper erection, so many limp dicks that can't get hard these days
Thats a really hot semi. Looks perfect. love your balls too.
not the best but gets the job done
Any request for anything up my ass??
Nice piece! 3/5
Would beg to be between your legs.
the big one
Whoa whoa whoa, you can't start with the big one, you gotta work your way up to it.
It's about the journey, not the destination friend.
Give my something. I want something in my ass so bad.
I could take it
Anything you find in a hotel room. I’ll put it in my ass
lets start with 2 fingers slut
oh cool another boatfaced sissy to completely derail another dickrate thread. awesome.
Did the fingers. Need something bigger
This you ?
Rate me please. Be honest.
nice big head bruh
I love it, wanna lick all over 8/10
what a waste of tasty cum
7/10 would suck
there's always more around the corner...
Who the fuck are you and what are you doing with my penis?
i want it in my mouth
stop teasing me, i know that's a lie...
10/10 would gently take then with my hand, caress them while on my palm, then gently massage them with the tip of my fingers as I slowly get my mouth closer and closer to them, I would kiss them with my lips, then get them all wet with my saliva as I stroke them with my wiggly tongue, I would suck them in and play with them in my mouth, massaging even further with my tonge and palate, then fucking crush them in one bite.
10/10 would gently take then with my hand, caress them while on my palm, then gently massage them with the tip of my fingers as I slowly get my mouth closer and closer to them, I would kiss them with my lips, then get them all wet with my saliva as I stroke them with my wiggly tongue, I would suck them in and play with them in my mouth, massaging even further with my tonge and palate, then fucking crush them in one bite.
How the fuck did 4chin let me post the exact same text within seconds??
piss poor filters. what are you, the hero of a revolution now? who the fuck cares?
Please r8 :)
No, I just found it odd.
dl/10
Looks like a dog took a shit on your belly. Either cut it off or commit suicide you worthless cunt.
No idea why but for a dickpic this is freaking epic haha
Rate me please
Would Suck/10
Rating all cocks!!
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Snapchat?
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Honest opinion anons
I take it back.
This thing actually looks like a turd. Shape, colour and everything: